And I.....am America *snap*

>And I...can do this all day *snap*

That would’ve been some kino shit.

Retard.

if "criticism of Trump" = true
then output "retard.txt"

We're not headed for a recession. It's literally the media and Democrats hoping if they keep saying it people will lose confidence in the market and create a recession. They're literally trying to 'I believe in fairies" a recession into existence just to own Trump.

It must be awful to be a conservative and actually think things like this

>roger stone
heh

>pretends to know how to code
>writes a code that confirms whether or not people whine about Trump
"If x true" is a state check to see if "criticism of Trump" is present, not if it's an accurate statement
Retard

I'm sorry you don't understand economics or even US politics

>FGSFDS

I'm sorry Donald Trump saved you money on your taxes
Clearly someone like you deserves to live in poverty

ooo I saved $15 on my income taxes.
Too bad rent is rising and wages don't match worker productivity.

>I'm sorry Donald Trump saved you money on your taxes
Where? My tax preparer went the extra mile to show me how bad I was getting screwed under him this past tax season and his dumbass reforms cost me $2k more than I would have under the old shit.

holy fuck, how is drumpf ever going to recover? this might just cost him 2020. is this the end of the trump campaign?

Recessions are cyclical. What's going to fuck Trump isn't a recession happening on his watch because that's not really his fault. What's going to fuck him is his being completely unprepared and incapable of handling it, while at the same time making it worse with his buttfuck retarded trade war.

>Too bad rent is rising and wages don't match worker productivity.
Oh man it's almost like flooding the job market with a bunch of illegals to serve as leftist house niggers was a terrible fucking idea for the native population because there is no incentive for corrupt as fuck small businesses to hire locally

But really if you only got $15 back in taxes it's because you're an unemployed NEET

Well I'd certainly prefer Captain School Shooting die. That's for sure.

You're retarded. Even if illegals weren't an issue big businesses would just outsource their shit because paying some third worlder a fraction of a penny is still more than any cockamamie incentive the government can think of.

>My tax preparer went the extra mile to show me how bad I was getting screwed under him this past tax season and his dumbass reforms cost me $2k more than I would have under the old shit.
Stop hiring illegal aliens then
I can only imagine someone who had to pay out over the last two years is some kind of tax fraud who is getting exactly what they deserve
I hope you pay even more next year, faggot

Imagine being the seething cunt who made this lmfao

>Roger Stone
Lost

So who scraped her off the wall?

Roger Stone is quite funny to be fair

>NO, IT'S NOT TRUE
>IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
Search your feelings
You know it to be true

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Illegals have nothing to do with low wages and high rent. Wages not matching worker productivity has been a problem long before the migrant crisis. And the jobs that illegals take are not the same as the jobs you and I take. They work on farms and plantations for pennies, which have no impact on the job market for citizens.
You clearly don't know anything about the subject and get all your information from /pol/
I recommend you read something other than Atlas Shrugged and /pol/ infographics

>colludes with Russians

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>They work on farms and plantations for pennies
But user, those could be pennies that whitebois are earning after toiling the whole day under the sweltering sun, because natural american citizens would totally roll up to a plantation and demand a job as a berry picker.

I like Cap better, but there literally wouldn't be an MCU without Iron-man. He deserves to take out it's big bad.

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good job on derailing the thread

>literally a one man cheeseburger apocalypse
Kino and Coachpilled

>Illegals have nothing to do with low wages
[citation needed]
>Wages not matching worker productivity has been a problem long before the migrant crisis.
What does productivity have to do with anything? You're spouting buzzwords.
>And the jobs that illegals take are not the same as the jobs you and I take.
I work on apple orchards in the fall
>They work on farms and plantations for pennies, which have no impact on the job market for citizens.
So you admit Leftists treat illegals like a slave class? You admit you're the real racist after all?
>You clearly don't know anything about the subject and get all your information from /pol/
>I recommend you read something other than Atlas Shrugged and /pol/ infographics
Right, I'm the problem, me.
Not you, the buzzword spouting slave labour lover.
Suuuuure.

Unironically true. I keep sending KRW back every month and my currency is dwindling in value meaning I am buying less USD.

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>What does productivity have to do with anything? You're spouting buzzwords.
Productivity is not a buzzword. It is clear that technology has allowed workers to get far more work done than in the past but wages have not grown to reflect that increase in work.
>I work on apple orchards in the fall
And is that your main source of income?
>So you admit Leftists treat illegals like a slave class? You admit you're the real racist after all?
I don't know what that has to do with anything. I've never said anything about being pro-immigration, only that migrants have nothing to do with low wages. And it's the landowners who treat illegals like slaves, not me.

Once again, use talking points that aren't easily anticipated. You're like a robot.

But it's both present and accurate

Sorry but Iron Man is MCU. Now the MCU will die. They have 2 phases max and it's over.

Aww look it’s retarded

You are both fake and gay

Illegals and the flooding of cheap labor lowers wages.

Lmao I got a shitload back, why are you so retarded?

It really doesn't. Employers aware of their illegal status pay them pennies on the dime under the table.

>Not "I can do this all day"

Not the proper shade of orange.

America solving the resource and food shortage, bless them.

>I... have come to bargain

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No

>They're literally trying to 'I believe in fairies" a recession into existence
All political shitposting aside, it's frightening how well this works

Jesus Christ, that would be AWFUL.

>Titan Thanos, I'm America!
>Uh, you don't get to bring an army.

Imagine being the seething Russian bot who made this.

Zoo Wee Mama now this is how you derail a thread

>the olsen twins.jpg

kek

Lmao no

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>all these autists on a fucking cartoon forum
>I’m supposed to take their political opinion seriously
Cringe

>Not “And I....am just a kid from Brooklyn”

To be fair its been 11years since 2008.

You are due for a recession regardless of President.

who honestly cares about these characters. they're basically brewed up in a lab. caring about these movies is like caring about an individual mcdonalds hamburger

He got more because his contract was originally written that he received a percentage since the movies weren't guaranteed a success at the time and they were taking a big risk on him. Worked out amazingly for Marvel and RDJ, but I don't think the Mouse would have given him as big of a cut if it wasn't already part of his contract when they adopted him.

The economy has been over leveraged with near zero interest rates for almost a decade. A crash is coming an neither Trump nor Obama could cause or prevent it.

I guess an ending with America destroying itself would be pretty apt.

>russian bot
>anti Trump
pick one, C3PO

all the while saving the world because everyone else is too inept

>russians funded Hillary against trump
I pick russian bot

actually I paid more in taxes . about 700 more to be frank

That's literally how the entire market works now. We've long since lost control of the world.

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>The MCU has become Tony Wank
So you're a retard?

>Now the MCU will die.
Ok retard.
We'll see in phase 6 when the MCU Fantastic Four has 80-90 on RT and making a billion at the Box Office

The fact you're a faggot means nothing to rest of us.

>Dems claim Trump will start a recession
>Due to his trade deals he does
>For China alone.
It's gonna be great when you fuckers try to turn that around as a negative.

>still pushing Russia conspiracy theory
>trump invented the term fake news
Trump going to get a second term isn’t he?

I'm Captain Marvel.

*snap*

Next time, don't call me unless it's important.

*flies off*

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Nope. A soldier retiring to get Pegged was fitting. Tony going from an asshole to jesus too. Also he's an ocd fag so it would be out of character for him to take a a break, while my boyfriend Steve always put his duty first but you can tell he'd rather have a normal life.

>Captain Marvel clicks her fingers
>Half the audience gets dusted

May we see one of the machines?

So one guy was left half-dead?

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>”and I......can do this all day”

Yea Forums - Politics and Twitter screencaps

I'm Captain Misandrist and I even want to look like a dude so I shaved my head.

Pretty much. They were shooting IM1 half expecting it to either bomb because they were improving most of it like a bad student film, or that RDJ would be back in jail before they were even half finished. Possibly both.

And even as far as Avengers 1 they were afraid it would be a clusterfuck mess that would fail to live up to the hype and tank the franchise because nobody had ever done something like that and had it work before.

His deal was so lucrative because he was in the first film when they weren't sure it was gonna work.

No, Tony Stark going it was better. He goes from a selfish billionaire to a selfless superhero

God shes so hot

HE DID IT HE DID IT HE SAID THE THING KINO KINO KINO KINO

She would've died just like Tony

Tony already proved he was willing to be selfless in the very same movie he's introduced in. Then he proves it again in Avengers 1, AOU, and IW. His sacrifice in Endgame is just his suicidal tendencies finally doing him in.

Not a chance. And she wouldn't be scarred either because it would be very off-putting to see a beautiful women horribly burnt to a crisp like in Shazam.

The movie clearly establishes no one is immune to the power of the stones, no matter how strong you are. She would either die instantly like Tony or get super-cancer that kills her within a few days.

Why are you genuinely responding to obvious trolling?

Thanos got two snaps off before he started showing fatigue and Carol is stronger than he is. She's also like 99% Infinity Stone so she's got natural resistance to them, like how the Hulk was strong against the gamma radiation.

Dr. Strange's whole one in a million chance kind of falls apart when you realize how easily Carol could've wrapped everything up at any point.

That would have been a better ending.
*Nods approvingly*

>Giving the infinity gauntlet to a Hydra sleeper cell

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Starlord is part planet and Thanos killed his Gf like his Dad killed his mom. He should have gotten the gauntlet and flipped Thanos off so hard he exploded.

At worst she would've got crippled like Hulk and Thanos did.

>sea...crest....out
There fixed. Its quippy and humorous and audiences love cultural references they can understand

>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life."
>"Steve ffs just snap it"
>"You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue."
>"STEVE C'MON HE'S GETTING BACK ON HIS FEET"
>"But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo." *snap*

Would legitimately laugh if this is what happened.

>Brie
>a beautiful women
I wish I could post an abhorrent bait like this

It was implied Ego is the brain of a celestial that somehow lost it's body and all its memories, so Peter is half-celestial if true

But, and this is just my interpretation, it seems like the logic is that the trick to surviving the infinity stones is to endure the horrible agony without wishing for death just to end your immediate agony, which is less raw power and more force of will, which Peter struggles with

Thanos suffered no ill effects from the first snap because the gauntlet protected him, but the second snap messed him up like the hulk.

>Trump’s getting a second term isn’t he
Lmao no. Zero chance
Democrats could run anything and still win

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Shouldn't the gauntlet have protected the Hulk then?

Thanos' gauntlet was made by the dwarves who made magical artefacts for asgard's kings. Tony probably wasn't as good a craftsman.

As tired I was of Tony at that point to the point of finding him equally as annoying as Captain Marvel, it made the most narrative sense for him to die.

>Tony probably wasn't as good a craftsman.
Lmao, except when..haha the plot requires that he made a time machine even when there are multiple more advanced alien civilizations that couldn't make it yet, hahaha

He makes the world flat, undoes evolution, removes all evidence of global warming and drops 2 nukes on Japan.

This. He started dragging down (even more) the narrative quality in universe in general since AoU.

Could stark make mjollnir or stormbreaker with the worthiness magic? Expertise in physics and engineering doesn't make him as good a smith as 1000 year old magic peter dinklage.

>...And I'm just a kid from Brooklyn

The original gauntlet was forged with alien materials in Nidavellir. Tony only had nanotech and whatever Earth materials to work with. There's going to be a big difference in quality.