Look at this. He painted the entire room to look like a god damn dr Seus book. Himself to look like a statue man street performer and to top it all off he’s even drinking yellow lemonade all just to spite green lantern. They say Batman doesn’t have a sense of humor but I say his humor is funnier then the Jokers.
The biggest fuck yous in comics
Michael Baker
Dylan White
Here’s more. Plastic man came to take care of business. The crew being arrogant pricks underestimated plastic man and in doing so, he broke right through security and undid everything and freed everyone they’ve imprisoned. All in a moments notice.
Gabriel Martin
The yellow room ASBAR issue is truly something else.
Though really the bigger fuck you in that issue was Dick almost murdering Hal
Cameron Sanchez
What's to stop Hal from flying outside and just dropping a truck onto the yellow house?
Justin Russell
I forget, why did Plas fuck off instead of doing anything about the regime again?
Jordan Thomas
>The biggest fuck yous in comics
Bendis’ cancer-verse arc in GotG
Charles Cruz
He was more concerned about his sons personal safety than the rest of the world.
Nathan Russell
>fast hands, big mouth
oh boy
Colton Reed
The entire run of ASBAR was a big fuck you to comics
Jose Lee
Which Robin is that supposed to be, Tim?
Easton Fisher
Dick Grayson, age 12
Jonathan Richardson
>not knowing about Dick Grayson Age 12
Justin Cooper
Are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Liam Thomas
Asher Scott
The biggest fuck you was that it never finished.
Ethan Cooper
>Batman's hairy all over
How would he know?
Gavin Sanchez
>kidnap victim stockholm'd
>gets molested
>starts loving his captor and does whatever he says
>gets dumped and replaced
is there a more tragic character than dick grayson age twelve?
Joseph Martinez
This entire issue was one giant finger to the SymBrock shippers in tumblr. It was hilarious to see them going full retard.
Blake Morgan
>fast hand, my little ROBIN
>Fast hands, big mouth
Ehrm, Batman?
Aaron Anderson
What happened? I mean, tumblr needs to burn, but why that time?
Henry Johnson
Well, this issue revealed that the symbiote had given him cancer, manipulated his memories, and revealed that Eddie never had a sister and it was all false memories created by the symbiote. And worst of all, a few issues back we were introduced to his new brother Dylan, but this issue revealed that Dylan isn't Eddie's brother, he is actually Eddie's son. Tumblrinnas went fucking nuts over the fact that the symbiote had done these things to Eddie, and it resulted in some beautiful reactions, and Cates getting death threats over it. I'll dump a few of them.
Hunter Gray
Best part of ASBAR
Jason Jones
The same chick now on tumblr
Adam Lopez
Bad writing. Every other issue of Silver Age GL had Hal finding some yellow object and formulating a way to use his ring to get non-yellow objects to interact with it.
Ethan Williams
This one aged well.
Camden Myers
God damn this is worse than the waifufags. At least all they want at the end of the day is a tentaclejob.
Chase Collins
Alright this'll be the last one along with some other posts here
>some day i’m gonna write official venom comics and when I do I’m gonna throw away the Cates run as a dream sequence and see how he fucking likes it
>[the panel of Eddie kneeling and telling the symbiote that he thought it loved him]
>I actually have to go home sick because of this line. Screw you Donny Cates. Screw you.
>me, opening tumblr: let's see what memes are good right now
>tumblr: Donny Cates was worse than you thought
>me, closing tumblr: let's just play Pokemon for the next two years and write Mike Costa a fan letter
>Like, you talk a lot of shit on tumblr but at least we have the decency to say upfront when we’re writing a non canon compliant self insert AU, Mr.Crates.
>Donny cates what the flim flam fuck are you doing…
>Don’t do that to the symbiote
>Uh congrats Eddie? I guess??
>FUCKING
>W H A T ? !
>CATES WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! CATES!!!!!!! CATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Oh my god I promised myself I’d stop reading this arc but I saw a screencap of that panel with the symbiote and…. oh my god.
>Dude WHAT!!!!!!
>Okay, you know what? We’re gonna pretend this never happened. This whole arc is dead to me. If it wasn’t before, it’s dead now. I’m finishing a Mary-centric fic chapter now, coincidentally, and fuck y'all I’m giving Eddie a happy and healthy relationship with his siblingS. PLURAL.
>Fuck this. Fuck Cates. All brakes are off. I’m finishing my fic series or I’ll die trying.
>Fuck it.
Benjamin Moore
Because he was a concerned dad trying to protect his son.
Parker Phillips
Bump
John Morris
Depends. Generally speaking, the more honest waifufags are more tolerable, but keep to themselves.
The Shippers however are delusional in that they think their ship is "IMPORTANT" for the LGBT movement.
Logan Myers
This would be funny if it was regular Batman doing this and not crazy-ass Frank Miller Hobo Steve who says things like Lesbos island.
Easton Mitchell
What the fuck is wrong with faggots? Like do they naturally feel the need to be a victim of something?
Ryan Collins
Lesbos island is a thing, it's where the word lesbian comes from.
Gavin Fisher
>Lesbos island is a thing
Maybe but we know what he means when he says it though.
Thomas Young
I felt bad for Hal here.
Jackson Powell
This was frank millers greatest work.
Nolan Flores
I'm now picturing a world where Marvel keeps doing the "MAKING OUR READERS MAD SELLS" thing and start actively making all the new SJW Twitter mad.
That would be hilarious
Nathan Edwards
You're supposed to
He's an idiot, but he's a well meaning idiot who almost gets killed by the 12 year old he's concerned about
Isaiah Bailey
ITT: People confuse what OP meant and think it's about comics pissing off fans and not characters getting BTFO'd
Hunter Sullivan
Also, that issue of Nova where Rich calls out how retarded Eddie's backstory and motive are.