Im pregnant

>Im pregnant..
>And ur the father, anom!

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Cool I guess

>anom

W-who is anom??!

But I already have a girlfriend I'd never cheat on Kara Danvers

no, i would never touch a woman, much less a blonde

But we’ve never even kissed

>user, I'm pregnant with your child. You have to marry me.

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Sure why not?

Nice try, we both know that I've been hit with so many kryptonite themed weapons that I'm sterile.

>Kara Danvers
Anom, I.....

>Pulls her close and kisses her
K...
Let's go shop for a motherbox that will protect the kid from being kidnapped or sent to the future.
What?
You know it's going to happen.
I eat stars and control the concept of gravity and electromagnetism.
You're a kryptonian.
The kid is going to either be a choclated powerhouse demigod/goddess or the happiest little flying star on the planet.

Either way, we have to protect the little bastard..wait...ominous choice of words.

Oh Kara, I'm so happy for us!

Should you be the one to tell your fiance or Shall I?

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b-but she said she was pulling out!

>drawn by schmidt
seems like she would do the impregnating instead

Lady I just met you, your alien biology both scares and confuses me

>ur
>anom
You better be drunk, mother fucker.

>Go from dickgirl comics to dc comics.
What a world.

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Fucking super women is dangerous cause the writers will kill you. Good thing one would never fuck me

>2nd panel
Jeez

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But how would one be able to get past her hymen? You'll need to lace your dick with kryptonite just for the occasion.

guess i need to buy a kryptonite coathanger

Queer anons...
No one here finds your shit funny.
It's just annoying as fuck.

>...
Cringe

Her hymen already broke riding super-horses.

>we are anomalous

It can't be broken. It's a super-Hymen.

Only people with micro-penis will have satisfying intercourse with female kryptonian. You'll have to wait for Luthor to cuck you with his secret statch of Kryptonite for being able to have your dick go further.

Source?

Did you not hear me? It's a super-horse.

His back isn't enough.

Why not just use red sun lamps on that pussy

What's wrong with what he said?

>Who is Otto Schmidt of InnocentDickgirls?

Well I guess we better get married then.

How can I be the father if I'm a virgin

Let's have celebration sex.

Am I... dead?...

It's me

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But my pelvis is intact.

Not how it works

I want to play these games but I just can't. I can't imagine myself cheating on Diana and can't imagine myself having sex.

I don't recall getting to fuck a superpowered woman but if you and me go back step by step from the beginning I might remember alright

Also if it's a girl we'll call her Jew-El

>You got pregnant by an entire Sumerian city state?

Do you need me to take you to Planned Parenthood, or will you be okay going on your own?

But your super loins would crush me dear. Utterly powder me. Weve been over this. You arent pregnant

About time. Now change into one of the outfits that show off your tummy, then come back to bed so we can get back to repopulating your species.

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Do you break your keyboard every time you press a key?

All you have to do is have sex with her while in a room with a red sun energy generator.

No, because a keyboard is designed to withstand the amount of pressure human fingertips apply?

Yes, but you also don't put 100% of your strength into every key press do you? Or else you likely could break it.

My point is Supergirl wouldn't have to use 100% of her strength while fucking you, much like Superman can carry people without crushing them. You can fuck Supergirl user if you really want to.

But I fucked you in the ass!
Oh, right, alien physiology. Damn it!

Can you modulate the strength of your involuntary muscle contraction during orgasm?

>Wake up
>This was just a dream
>You'll never have milfy, curvy 70s Kara as your wife
Life sucks.

bizarro Mona

It's OK. You're not pregnet. I checked.

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no way fag