What's your favorite Yea Forums character and what would they do in this situation?
Remember:
They fucked up the controls by accident
They aren't fast enough to take the passengers one by one
They can't just hold the plane to avoid the fall because it's not as simple as it sounds
So?
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Bubbles the plane and makes it float before landing safely.
Well they fail horribly because you've deliberately tailored the situation to force a specific outcome.
Are you happy?
God this fucker is legitimately terrifying. how did they improve this much from the comic?
>you've deliberately tailored the situation to force a specific outcome.
No, I just tried to make similar to the series. I just want to know how anons think they favorite characters would deal with the inevitable outcome of the plane crashing with no survivors
Otherwise people would just say >pic related
if you can't push against the ground then how are you flying in the fucking first place?
like the original superman, hes not flying, hes just jumping really, really high.
>They can't just hold the plane to avoid the fall because it's not as simple as it sounds
Why not?
When you give what is, at least externally, a normal human person the ability to fly unassisted, you've already thrown physics out the window.
While the show isn't quite the pathetic, edgy drivel that Garth Ennis originally wrote, this singular moment is still so fucking weak. It introduces a rule that seems realistic if you're an idiot, but falls apart the moment you stop to think about it.
>parachute off
>create an illusion of the plane landing safely, with everyone getting off and walking away
>maintain it for a few hours while the media praises you
>once everyone's gone, let the illusion fall and just leave the smoldering wreckage of the plane and dead corpses for someone to find later
He would die because he's not a fucking superhero.
He'd probably die happy though, which is more than I can say for powerlevelfags.
I'm actually not really sure what, if anything, he could really do here. At best he could maybe give the plane a really soft landing or something but that doesn't sound like it would work out very well.
>like the original superman, hes not flying, hes just jumping really, really high.
But that's not the case. He is specifically shown to be able to change direction, and control the speed of his decent, and to pause in the air.
Done
First, why is a guy who can teleport around the planet taking a plane?
Or if he's simply rescuing a plane, how in the fuck does he get up to the plane? Or even really become aware there is a plane in trouble?
>how in the fuck does he get up to the plane?
Someone had a salad
> Or even really become aware there is a plane in trouble?
Constantine probably told him as step 426 in some plan of his
I mean, it depends on how gritty your series is.
Superman has pulled off the whole 'hold an airplane down from the bottom and land it safely."But Superman is aspirational. He does the impossible.
Realistically, you obviously know that even if you could fly and had super strength, if you tried to hold an airplane careening down to the ground from a single point, it would snap in half, crushed under its own weight.
DESU, only like a master of Telekinesis, using complex and vast TK could save the plane and it's people, by using TK to support the plane in it;s entirety, then slowly glide down.
A flying powerbrick meta isnt cut out for this kind of rescue alone. Maybe if he had been supported by the authorities in a plane, or had a PLAN, like "let me bring parachutes", or anything, I dont know.
You cant just hope your powers will save the day. Maybe if you were Doctor Strange, you could do that.
Well Spidey would be fucked even without stipulations. I like strange too and he could probably solve it.
What change did they make to 9/11 in the show?
Hal Jordan makes a giant bubble and floats the plane to the ground. Better yet, he just makes another plane
Assuming they can fly like Homelander?
literally just tell everyone to hold hands with them and form a daisy chain. Then take them out for Thai.
"hits pipe"
He'd freak the fuck out, grab the nearest parachute and try to grab Muriel and Eustace, who's being an asshole and complaining that the stewardess hasn't brought his meal yet, while everyone else is screaming in horror. Muriel would be barely preoccupied with something so Courage would freak out again and look for something to do. He'd grab a parachute, grab Muriel, and jump off the plane headed toward the ground. Queue the passengers and Eustace screaming as the plane goes down, the meal he asked for falls in his lap, he goes "Ohh don't mind if I do." While tying a bib to his neck, the meal would go flying off his lap while he yelled "My dinner!" Then it would cut to Courage and Muriel gliding down in the parachute while Muriel said something along the lines of "Well thank ya' Courage for saving me there." And kiss him on the cheek. They'd land on an island and the parachute would cover them both. Cut to the rest of the passengers floating in the ocean with the wreckage and Eustace looking grumpy. He'd see his meal floating in the sea and make a happy face but then it'd be taken by a seagull and he'd be grumpy again saying something like "I hate flying." Which is the same thing he said in the beginning of the episode.
Send it to Dilworth!
lol. I can see that happening
He didn't even try. I think he could have saved most of the plane if he started to work immediately by taking each passenger to the water below 2 by 2. Don't even have to go all the way down. Just a safe dropping distance.
Spider-Man has a number of options. he can make web parachutes for the passengers, he could climb on of the plane and web the flaps and control it that way. Peter is also smart enough to do some hacking bs.
Honestly this is the type of situation Steven would excel at. Now here is the question.
Could Steven beat Homelander mano e Mano. Failing that could he redeem him?
What does hacking help with a crashing airplane about to go down?
Also, webbing the flaps and controling it that way? no. Airplane wings and flaps are incredibly precise and complicated. They do not work like that.
Spiderman's only real option IS the webparachute idea.
Pink Steven could, not Regular.
She'd probably cry like a bitch like what any sane person would do.
while one-one either does nothing and they all die or crawls inside and glides the airplane down somewhere and only some of them die.
probably.
Human-chain also would've worked.
He was just a huge dick.
Grows giant, takes all momentum out of the plain, gently places it on the floor.
I don't thing 9/11 is mentioned in the Show. Basically The plane is hijacked by terrorists. Queen Maeve and Homelander get to the plane and kill the hijackers. But Homelander lasers the plane's controls during the fight. Once he realises that he can't save everyone, he decides to let everyone die so that can't be no witnesses of his fuck up. Later he says that he couldn't get to the plane in time, and blames the Congress for not leting supers join the military.
Given that my favorite Yea Forums character is Dr. Strange, this would actually be pretty trivial for him to solve in a variety of ways.
Sorcery can either guide the plane to a safe landing, or transport the passengers elsewhere.
But there are plenty of other solutions that a creative super could come up with. Homelander writes off trying to "lift" the plane, but the engines for it are fine, it's just the control system which is fucked, which means he could easily just guide the plane to a safe (or just survivable) water landing by coaxing it, rather than trying to support its whole mass from a single point.
Basic bitch technologist characters can just hack into the flight control systems of the, I will remind again, otherwise intact plane, bypassing the damaged controls and just flying it to safety or putting it down in a safe water landing.
Homelander is an insane fuck, and doesn't have the intelligence or basic understanding of aeronautics- or perhaps just didn't care- to realize that the problem wasn't as large as he was making it out to be. Given his personal objectives this might even have been a deliberate choice.
Anyone with something remotely approaching his powers could have solved this easily.
Unstoppable power that you have no way of combating. Can't drown it, run from it, hide from it, shoot it etc.
Superman is legit terrifying.
The only reason he isn't is because he is so nice and supportive.
Most of the time least
This is quite literally what would happen. Spot-on writing user.
Take the passengers one or two at a time, children first, and then after that they do it randomly. Better than saving none.
Actually, thinking about it, Hal would probably take his ring off and land the plane normally
Hal jordan
can repair the commands
Can lift all the passagers
Can lift the plane safely
Starr needs an Emmy for this shit
I haven't seen any other man give a perfomance this great in the last season
the news interviews the survivors who say that you didn't want to save everyone. What now?
Iron Man would have a bunch of his suits grab the plane and help it land
Superman probably solves issues like this everyday. How to do it sure depends on which zany solution he wants to try this morning.
Homelander himself could have saved those people, but he didn't
It wasn't that he couldn't, the only thing preventing him was apathy
The plane's ENTIRE weight would be focused on the very tiny surface area of his hands.
He'd punch through it like a knife.
just hug it from below
it's not about homelander's abilities, it's about the plane simply not being able to withstand his abilities being used on it.
it's also a deconstruction of the "superman saves a falling plane" trope that's been seen a lot over the years. the author points out the fact that, even with flight and the strength to hold the plane, it doesn't matter because trying to grab the plane of get under it when it's moving at that speed just means you're gonna punch straight through it or whatever part you grab will simply be torn off.
Keep in mind planes move at a crusiing speed of like 400 MPH
Same thing. anywhere he touches is now gonna be focusing the hundreds of tons of weight unto that relatively tiny surface.
Also keep in mind the plane itself is moving at probably well over 200 MPH
>They aren't fast enough to take the passengers one by one
So don't take them down one by one? Hell, you could fit at least five people on your back. Or even better, take out one of those inflatable rafts, put everyone in that, and then carry that to the surface. Easy twenty people, at least.
He'd need to take everyone out like 2 at a time, fly them down, set up the rafts, place them on the rafts, then fly back up, all while the plane itself is continuously moving at likely well over 300 MPH(a 747 can go over 500) so each trip he has to go even further.
while homelander may be capable of it, the problem is he'd need to move so fast in order to accomplish this that the people he was carrying would be shredded. He has no way to protect them from the G forces and windshear.
This is some spot on writing. Good on you, user!
He would probably asspull an algae bed to soften the impact
No, I mean put them in the raft, on the plane, and then carry that to the ground. Hell, physically tie them to it and you cram an extra ten people onto it. If you were just needing to put them in the sea, you wouldn't need the raft. That way, all you need to contend with is the speed you're travelling.
>GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, CRISIS DIVERTED!!
>everyone starts cheering
>like two people realize she didn't say "averted" before Dominator's arms turn into miniguns
The tension in the air is palpable every time he's on screen like when dad comes home late smelling like whiskey
>Homelander is about to leave the plane
>however, he hears an accented voice from behind him
>"You know, I got on this plane to visit my daughter. I didn't expect to be doing any fighting just yet, especially never a superhero."
>Homelander turns, his eyebrows raised, and sees a musclebound, rather bizarrely-dressed old man
>"And who are you supposed to be? Indiana Jones?" Homelander mocks, not deterred in the least
>the old man just scowls. "Leaving a plane full of people to die, now you're mocking the elderly? You're nothing like the comics."
>the man points at him menacingly and inhales, suddenly glowing with shimmering golden waves
>"I guess I'll just have to kick your ass!"
same problem as the plane. the raft isn't designed to carry over 100 people all at once, and him trying to pick it up with all that weight in it would just rip the raft.
And you still face the same problem of normal humans suddenly being exposed to 300+MPH windshear with zero protection
Utilitarianism
If PR is of no concern, save as many women and children as you can. Hell, you could probably daisy chain the fuckers like barrel o monkeys.
Easy. He could use his wind powers yo fly plane manualy. He could place entire plane into his inventory. He could transfer in into guttersoace. He could retcon the his fuckup. He could use timetraveling device to save everyone through stabke time loops.
*lifts the plane*
good angle and clothing
This sounds like an actual episode
Like, could he just not activate the safety measures airplanes already have for situations like these?
Diana is close in strength to Superman and can fly. And she has a infinite long rope indestructible rope. There is a high possibility she knows a way to tie people together in a way they won't get crushed (maybe making something like a net?). Figuring out how to take take them out of the plane in a short time would be interesting though. After they are out she could flyaway with them.
If it is classic Wonder Woman then she could just save them with her invisible plane, especially if it is the shape changing one.
Planelet here, what measures?
Iron Man 3 already solved this problem
>youtube.com
Carnage-Man would just kill everybody on board, then try and blow it up from the inside.
>Can't cause a plane crash if there's no plane left as wreckage
Make another plane.
Also I just looked up Antony Starr and he's 43 years old! He looks real good for his age. I thought he was in his early 30's.
My favorite Yea Forums character is Superman.
He'd have enough speed and technical knowledge to fix the controlls, but assuming he didn't,
He could and would fly them all down one by one, but assuming he didn't,
He could just hold the plane up. because he specifically has powers toe make that a simple task, but assuming he didn't.
He probably would have made a giant underwater bowl with ice breath where the plane was going to crash, then freeze the water inside into powered snow, and slow the plane's approach with super breath so that it'd land softly enough for the snow to safely catch it.
Zatanna.
Sergnessap dnal ylefas no eht dnuorg.
Chains are made of metal for a reason. You'd be lucky if the second guy in the chain could hold on with one arm, let alone while holding a whole other person with his other arm.
Those weird slider things.
>Favourite Yea Forums character
>Zatanna
Homelander probably could have just carried it, he just didn't bother to try because it sounded hard.
Homelander could've landed the plane, he's just too much of a retard to manually move the tail/wing flaps
>"Hal, the whole cockpit is trashed!"
"Well if it's trash, let's just..."
>Cuts off the cockpit with giant green scissors
"..Throw it way..."
>Attaches a cockpit construct to the plane
"...And get a new one."
>Sits down at the controls, excitedly
>"Can't you just fly it down with the ring?"
"Are you kidding? It's been forever since I've gotten to fly a crash landing!"
I think you're combining Joseph and Jotaro.
Young joseph was very rowdy and a smart mouth with his enemies. And he read comics as well.
Whatever do you mean? Joseph is a proud asskicker too.
Deliberately torment the passengers as the plane was falling out of the air, making puns and riding it all the way down until it crashed.
Badass
>They aren't fast enough to take the passengers one by one
That wasn't the reason Homelander didn't do it, it was the inconvenience of it.
Is Hal Jordan using this chance to absolve himself of any involvement in 9/11?
Ooh could you do one with Jotaro?
Yeah but old Joseph would have learned not to pick a fight with someone like Homelander when running away isn't an option.
>decides to let everyone die
Isn't that a given? It's a fucking plane crash, you don't survive those. Nobody survives those.
Small people push large things all the fucking time without stepping through them like a paper bag, dumbshit. It's called applying the pressure SLOWLY.
>the Deep's shoulder massage
Bruh looked about a second from pissing himself.
None of those things excuse him from not taking the girl.
Ants would shrink the plane and Wasp would fly them to the ground safely. Blessed team.
Lobo raids the snack cart.
He could have saved atleast a couple passengers, but didn't want witnesses; it's later implied he engineered the whole situation to sway a political decision.
aim the plane at a mob boss's wedding
>"Please wait Homelander! You must not despair when people need you, even if all seems lost! Do not give in, this plane may be saved yet, for I Jonathon Joestar shall assist you! With my ripple of attraction, I will cause the passenger's arms to cling to each other with inhuman strength, now we may be carried all at once. This will not last long, we must act quickly. Fly Homelander! We're all counting on you!"
And then they're all rescued by a Nazi boat.
You aren't going to be carrying 100 people at a time though, obviously. He could probably also carry a few on the emegency slide that's also on the plane.
You are a fucking retard. Seriously, i'm not talking about Yea Forums "retard" or internet "retard", you are just a moron that doesn't understand basic physics, you should spend less time talking about comics and tv shows and more in middle school.
>it's also a deconstruction of the "superman saves a falling plane" trope that's been seen a lot over the years. the author points out the fact that, even with flight and the strength to hold the plane, it doesn't matter because trying to grab the plane of get under it when it's moving at that speed just means you're gonna punch straight through it or whatever part you grab will simply be torn off.
Superman has his bioaura, other flying bricks outside magical ones and miracleman don't. superman negates the momentum of the stuff he touches, it's part of his powers,
That's what the writers were going for, but they were too retarded to express it accurately like you did, they had the guy with the supernatural ability to levitate himself say "push off of what?" as if he doesn't have the supernatural ability to levitate himself as their explanation for why the superman catching the plane thing wouldn't work IRL.
Superman had telekinesis
No no, THAT"S Joseph.
You don't have any actual proof that taking it slow would still punch through the hull, you're just regurgitating decades-old arguments from the same internet assholes who think the Incredibles was brilliant for shitting on the cape as a fashion accessory.
No, that was Joseph. Johnathan was pre-WW1, even.
Although really, half the Joestars could probably save the plane. Josuke could easily repair the controls and windows to solve the problem instantly. Giorno has Gold Experience to turn random shit into birds to carry everyone away, or something equally random. Soft and Wet is incredibly broken, and could probably encase the passengers in bubbles to slowly return them to Earth, or steal the concept of 'gravity' from the plane.
Jotaro and Jolyne are kinda fucked though. I don't see how time stop is gonna help a crashing plane, and Jolyne could save herself, but not anyone else.
>The plane's ENTIRE weight would be focused on the very tiny surface area of his hands.
Do you not understand how a plane works? Forward motion causes air pressure difference between the bottom and top parts of the wings providing lift. The moment the engines stop providing thrust does not result in the plane dropping from the sky like a bugs bunny cartoon.
Anyone who thinks you'd need to lift the ENTIRE weight of the plane is retarded. Someone with at least half a brain would realize that the conscious course of action would be to provide enough forward momentum to offset drag. And guess what, a normal human strongman can pull a 747 while it's on the ground, they don't rip the front of the plane off when they try. To offset an airliner's drag, given the minimum thrust needed to maintain above stall speed is only a few hundred pounds worth of thrust/pull.
Like fuck. How stupid does one have to be to not notice a plane is in fact a plane?
OHHHH MMMYYYY GOOOOD, this is the fifth time this happens to me.
>You don't have any actual proof that taking it slow would still punch through the hull,
No you imbecile, i just know that planes are made of tiny thin metal plates. You are unironically a moron that didn't paid attention to physics class. You are just a fucking idiot that doesn't understand pressure, momentum and weight distribution.
Maybe Star Platinum could fix the plane?
10/10
No man, you know how much planning and design goes into just making buildings that won't collapse under their own weight? Well even more goes into the engineering of the giant fly machine's we call airplanes. They're definitely not meant to be picked up from one spot, they can't be, they'd be too heavy to fly.
There's a reason they had to give Superman a specific power to do this.
Wasn't not!Wonderwoman also present? Why isn't she also factored into the scenerio?
Then stomps on it.
>They're definitely not meant to be picked up from one spot, they can't be, they'd be too heavy to fly.
If only there was a spot on the plane designed to carry the weight of it.
Doesn't Spidey stop a plane crash in Homecoming?
Star Platinum doesn't really fix, it's more of a break kinda guy
She can't fly in The Boys. I'm not sure if they changed that in the show though.
OWNED
Planes have at least three of those.
You're working with JoJo physics now. As the plane crashes Star Platinum punches the ground with the exact opposite force, allowing the plane to land safely.
He "steered" a plane crash. It still hit the ground. Pretty hard.
He’s very skilled. You saw his sketch.
>And guess what, a normal human strongman can pull a 747 while it's on the ground
By moving it on the wheels and with the pressure on the fucking wheels that are connected to the beams, not to the hull.
She cannot fly in the show, Homelander carries her.
>They aren't fast enough to take the passengers one by one
Star Platinum takes them two by two
That's just utilizing it's dexterity, It doesn't have any knowledge that Jotaro doesn't have.
>Using his incredible stand power, Jotaro orders Star Platinum to extend his finger all the way to Terra Firma, 33 000 feet below. Grabbing onto his friend's stand, Hierophant Green (which has wrapped its body around the plane,) Jotaro brings the craft to a full stop in the air, and retracts his finger slowly to return the plane to the ground safely.
Truly, Araki is a genius.
How many of those do you think planes have? Fucking dumbass.
Jotaro knows a lot of shit you wouldn’t expect. Like marine biology.
Star platinum can't fly more than 10ft from Jotaro, and it doesn't actually have the power to launch him back up to the plane before it crashes.
easy mode
He went to school for that. He never studies aeronautic engineering.
He wouldn't have time anyway, even with the extra sets of 10 seconds he'd get.
Well...
She does absolutely nothing because she's useless?
Giorno could just turn the whole plane into a pterodactyl and have it carry everyone down in it's stomach, then turn it back.
She's not there to save anyone. She's just doing her job. She's not a hero.
Maybe we’ll know if Movie Steven can today?
5 star post user
That's exactly what I said user.
The front landing gear of an airliner can handle up to twice the weight of the plane fully loaded as a static load. It's the most structurally reinforced portion of the plane and has been since 1958. This is to prevent catastrophic crashes during takeoff and when landing under adverse conditions, like a downdraft forcing the plane to touch down nose first. For some airliners like the Airbus A220 the front gear can take a shock stress of 8 times the total weight of the plane and has a max rating of 3x of fully loaded aircraft. Safety first. This had a side effect of the front landing gear being structurally sound enough to be a tow point for tugs that move planes around even though pulling there it would act as a lever against the landing gear assembly.
Feel free to try and debate this with someone who inspects planes for a living.
Could Jolyne create a parachute out of string to slow the plane down, like a race car, and make another one big enough to support the plane as it goes down? Or is that past her limits?
>The front landing gear of an airliner can handle up to twice the weight of the plane
How much do you think the mass of a loaded plane at 700 kilometers per hour is?
What is momentum user.
No idea.
I lol'd
It's still gonna be fucking awkward trying to catch a falling plane with just one point of contact, and with said contact of contact vastly in front of the plane's center of mass. Like trying to balance a basketball on your finger, or carry a long stick by holding on to the very tip
He doesn't have to CATCH the plane. He just needs to gradually slow it down so that when it hits the water, the landing won't be lethal.
So you two are operating under the idea that the plane was magically stopped in the air and wouldn't take approximately 12-20 minutes from engine shutdown to reduce velocity from cruising speed to stall speed (depending on airliner model). Could you please explain why the people in the plane didn't die from the instant deceleration? Again, I'll remind you two that planes are aerodynamic and don't lose inertia to wind resistance easily. They're literally designed not to.
The idea is not to catch the weight of the plane, something that wouldn't happen unless the plane was somehow teleported, but to provide enough momentum to offset wind resistance. It's a plane. Not a giant bowling ball. It has wings. You don't have to hold the thing up if it's moving forward. That's the whole point of a plane.
So if there was a dad with 3 kids vs a tumblr feminist sitting there with retard glasses and hairy legs exposed you'd save the feminist? Why?
Could Jotaro stop time right when the plane hits the ground, and then get the passengers out safely?
In ten seconds?
>He just needs to gradually slow it down so that when it hits the water, the landing won't be lethal.
How exactly the fuck is he going to do that without ripping it apart? It's in the air and falling the whole time. It's not a train.
Y'know what. It actually makes perfect sense that Homelander would be as dumb as the "it's impossible to catch a plane" faggots in the thread. It's not like he tried and failed. He armchair-critic'd the situation and never even tried.
>So you two are operating under the idea that the plane was magically stopped in the air and wouldn't take approximately 12-20 minutes from engine shutdown to reduce velocity from cruising speed to stall speed (depending on airliner model). Could you please explain why the people in the plane didn't die from the instant deceleration? Again, I'll remind you two that planes are aerodynamic and don't lose inertia to wind resistance easily. They're literally designed not to.
The premise of the scenario is that the plane is already beginning to fall. The premise is not "there is a problem but you have 20 minutes to prepare before anything happens". Learn to follow instructions. Jackass.
Oh.
I feel the need to also to point out planes with wings don't fall down, they fall forward at an angle. Because they're planes. With wings. And wings provide lift. Meaning if they're going forward enough they support the weight of the plane. So the plane doesn't fall. Because they're god damn planes why is this so fucking complicated for some people to understand forward = lift = fly.
You understand that moving objects fall diagonally, right?
>Y'know what. It actually makes perfect sense that Homelander would be as dumb as the "it's impossible to catch a plane" faggots in the thread. It's not like he tried and failed. He armchair-critic'd the situation and never even tried.
You are a complete fucking retard.
That's a very Homelander-esque attitude to have. Dude was in character. I'm cool with it.
What does that have to do with anything? Use your brain and your words to formulate complete thoughts when you post.
>Homelander
>Fails to land passengers home safely
Really???
It's a "sane adult human" attitude to have. Thinking that it's actually possible to catch a plane with a human-sized body is wrong. There is no nuance to it, if you think it's physically possible you are wrong. Why are capefags so fucking dumb?
>They can't just hold the plane to avoid the fall because it's not as simple as it sounds
This is the dumbest reasoning in the show.
>There's nothing to brace on!
Yeah no shit, but you can fly so clearly you don't need something to brace on
A man who actually works on planes is telling you it's possible and you're still being a faggot about it. I feel increasingly more vindicated every time you post nothing but name-calling and demonstrate that all of your so-called physics knowledge is baseless assumptions.
It’s physically impossible to fly too, but aren’t you kind of doing it?
So a Looney Tunes where Wile E. Coyote is in a plane, notices the engine fell off, the plane makes a complete stop while a screeching tire sound effect is played, Wile E. Coyote pulls out a sign marked "uh oh" and then the plane makes a "pyjuit" sound with a little mushroom smoke cloud and falls downward at ten times the speed it was originally going forwards. Ok, got it. So in your scenario the plane does not act like any real aircraft has ever done. Fine, in such a scenario your only hope is a parachute and hope it's not filled with pots, pans and a kitchen sink.
It's not about falling, it's about the wheels not being able to handle the MASS of the plane at that speed becuase the MASS has increased.
this is your brain on /r9k/
Yes, by applying force to the landing gear, assuming that A, you can lower the landing gear, B that the awkward mechanizes of trying to apply so much force to a point so far away from the center of mass doesn't cause the plane to tip up, sending it further into a stall and uncontrolled dive.
>Yeah no shit, but you can fly so clearly you don't need something to brace on
If you tried to catch the body of the plane with your hands you'll just rip a human sized hole in it
Johnny could also save himself by using Tusk Act 3 to wormhole out of the plane. Johnny would also not care that all the civilians died. Unfortunately, only the president has the power to save the passengers in this scenario.
There's a pretty high chance more then a few people would die if he tried it and messed up.
Since if he let the plane survive everyone would know it was his fault the controls got fried, he had to have either a 100% survival rate and it to be a complete success, or have the whole thing blow up so he could pretend not to be involved
I think Johnny's wormholes have to be connected by a surface.
Meant for
Fuck it, let's do all the Homestuck kids.
>Rose
Could probably stop the plane with some weird grimdark magic.
>Dave
Saves the passengers with time loop shenanigans.
>Jade
Teleports everybody off the plane, and teleports the plane to Jupiter.
>Aradia
Stops time on the plane, flies and carries everyone out one by one. Or, uses telekinesis to float the plane down to the ground.
>Tavros
Freaks the fuck out and dies. Maybe he lives by rocketing out and taking as many people as he can with him, but he probably just curls up in a ball and waits for death.
>Sollux
Hacks into the control systems, bypasses whatever got broken, fixes the plane. Guides it down with psiionics.
>Karkat
Freaks the fuck out and dies.
>Nepeta
Freaks the fuck out and dies.
>Kanaya
Doesn't freak the fuck out, but still dies.
>Terezi
Could carry some people out by carrying them with her rocket pack. Probably won't save everybody though, so that'll fuck her up.
>Vriska
Pulls a Homelander and mind-controls everyone into jumping off the plane, before flying off herself.
Assuming she decides to 8e the hero, she could roll her dice and get some impossibly lucky result that miraculously saves the plane and everyone on it.
>Equius
Fixes the plane, and flies it. Cue the 10 minutes of applause whenever a plane lands successfully in America.
>Gamzee
Gets high as fuck and goes out in peace.
Or kills everyone on board. Depends on whether he's sober or not.
>Eridan
Freaks the fuck out and kills everyone on board. Dies.
>Feferi
There's the slim chance that it flies directly over Glb'golyb, in which case she could get her mom to grab it with a tentacle and gently set it down on the water. Otherwise, dies.
>Jane
Pulls a Homelander.
>Jake
Does a hopey thing and saves everyone.
>Roxy
Could probably create a bunch of pillows to make it a really soft landing.
>Dirk
Fixes the plane. Flies it and saves everyone.
>Kankri
Doesn't even kill the hijackers because killing your enemies lets them win.
The OP doesn't say anything about the plane already being in free fall. It doesn't even say the engines are dead. The controls are just busted.
>not being able to handle the MASS
With this I'm genuinely curious as to how you believe the engines on airliners are connected to the wings. Like what is your reaction if I say that an A350's 187kN (42,000lbs of force if you're american) engines are held on by just two sheer pin bolts made at their thickest point of only 50mms worth of steel (2 inches)?
Deaf ears, my friend. Forming an assumption and then doubling down when actual evidence is presented against you is the the way of all "superpowers can't actually do X" and "Comicsman vs. Weeb Monkey" arguments.
damn, now thats a great explanation of his character
it always impresses me to see anons here capable of writing cartoon episodes to a fucking t
You forgot one thing
The detached cockpit would land on Homelander's head violently.
He'd emerge from the wrecksge with goofy teeth and moronic expression and let out a horse laugh
How does he apply the pressure SLOWLY when the plane is moving at like 400 MPH, you fucking idiot? exactly how fast do you think aircraft are? a 747 can reach speeds of nearly 600 MPH
also, pushing something on the side, with mostof it's weight resting on the ground, is NOTHING like trying to push something from below, in the air. how do you not understand this?
Christ how can someone be this fucking dumb.
Reminder that Courage could easily beat the Seven with his scream.
Same problem, he would have to somehow protect these people from 400 MPH windshear. in other words, 400 MPH winds are gonna be slamming into these people INSTANTLY as soon as they exit the plane.
it only takes winds of about 100-120 MPH to tear the roof off a house or toss around cars. what do you think 400 MPH would do to the unprotected human body?
Hey, idiot. the plane is moving at like 400 MPH, so even BEFORE accounting for it's immense weight you also have to factor in how much force homelander has to exert on one tiny portion of it's hull to even start slowing it down.
Do you know how much momentum an object weighing hundreds of tons builds when moving at that speed?
Also, you dribbling fucking retard, a man PULLING the plane ON THE GROUND is not even approaching the same concept. the VAST majority of the plane's weight is focused on it's wheels, which are placed exactly on the craft;s strongest load baring areas, on areas specifically reinforced to withstand load. like 95% of the plane's weight is squarely focused on the ground.
Did you dumbass think that a human being was actually pushing around hundreds of tons? if the dude was that strong he'd be able to fucking toss cars like sacks of potatos.
it has multiple wheel assemblies, placed in exact locations to evenly distribute it's weight, and each part the wheels attached to is specially reinforced with an inner skeletal system to help withstand the weight.
That is nowhere even close to someone trying to grab the plane from somewhere on it's hull, jesus christ how are you so dumb
>”Good grief, you really are a disgusting guy.”
>Homelander turns, his eyebrow quirked with irritation. The concept of resistance should be one entirely foreign to him
>standing up from his seat is a mountain of a man, broad and easily two metres tall clad all in clothes that rival his fellow supers in absurdity
>what annoys the superpowered madman the most, however, is not the gaudy fashion nor outburst of opposition itself, but the sheer confidence in the man’s steely gaze. As if anyone could compare to the one and only Homelander, much less some random Asian with a fashion impairment!
>terrified passengers look on in horror as they see what they are sure is a man marching to his death in the form of an unkillable, invulnerable behemoth
>”Some kind of hero, are you?” Homelander splits a mad grin. “Bold of you to assume you could even touch me. Sorry, pal, but there’s only room for one hero in this world. And when this plane crash proves my point the world will be singing my praises- wait, what do you think you’re doing?”
>The giant has simply started striding down the aisle towards him, casual as a morning walk. “I’m sick of listening to your drivel, so I’m ending it here.”
>that infuriatingly serene expression again. Whoever this man is, he’s not just suicidal. He’s completely sure he’ll win
>Homelander’s face turns dark. ”You’re tired, huh? Then let me end your irritation!” He rockets forward, one huge fist with all the power of a ballistic missile aimed square at the man’s unflinching face
>he is a hair’s breadth away when four words, smooth and clear, leave the bizarre man’s lips
Ooh I’m shivering.
>”Star Platinum: The World.”
>Homelander’s world explodes in pain as he is sent flying down the aisle past awestruck passengers and into a food cart
>he collects himself and touches his face to find himself, do his disbelief, covered in his own blood and with a mouthful of shattered teeth
>”All that and and I only just managed to break your face. You’re pretty sturdy...” says a voice Homelander now finds synonymous with both simmering hatred and unmatched fear
>Homelander looks up to find the nameless giant towering over him. The man adjusts his cap.
>”...But even diamonds aren’t unbreakable.”
Easy one.
Lego Batman would use his Master Builder knowledge as seen in the Lego Movie to help rebuild the damaged controls(he'd probably make the whole plane Bat-themed as a matter of fact) and he'd land the plane safely.
Boom did your job Homelander
Yay, Star Platinum
Underratef
Bump
Or you could simply maintain the illusion that the plane landed and for some reason it exploded after landing so it could be someone elses fault
Web parachuts
Scavenging broken controls to make one set of minimal flight controls? Super strength should help if the plane isn’t fly by wire, and I have no clue how common fly by wire is in jetliners.
You actually can survive a plane crash, its just really fucking rare
So hero must have means to extend surface
Something like forcefield that covers all of lower surface of the plane. And of course hero must slowing plane gradually. Or just help it to keep in the air.
I didn't watch the show, but flying forcefield user can do the trick by holding plane in giant forcefield hand.
And "forceusers" like gravity- or metal- controllers in this case are plain cheating.
Better than some basic ass shit like batman or superman.
they'd crash with the plane
Homelander
Idk get gfd by more mommies that was based and hot as fuck hahahah imagine if my mum did that hahaha Moom stop
Spider Jerusalem would put up an article live about how the heroes are fuck-ups, bringing down Vought before dying in the crash.
Y'know how people give less fucks the more they age? That.
You forgot one thing user.
You’re right, though I actually prefer this one for Stone Ocean Jotaro:
m.youtube.com
Damn, nice thinking.
This seems to dark for the modern Spider-Man, he would just fake to have saved them while Miles Gary-Stu Morales would save the real ones
It's rarely discussed but Superman actually has some very basic force-field and inertial dampening like abilities. They're generally only very short range.
It's the same ability that allows him to pick up a 747 by the the nose. Anyone with any basic engineering knowledge will tell you that trying to pick up a 747 by the nose will just result in the nose section breaking off, but Superman is able to use his 'contact force-field' ability to distribute his strength over the entire area of the plane.
The Flash also has an inertial dampening ability, otherwise every time he picked something up at super speed, it would just shatter.
Superman have total control over his own strength, he either can punch the engines until they stop going, go over to the undercarriage, take a firm and widely spaced grip on the sturdiest looking bits of metal, and start flying. Steer towards the nearest runway, trust to the aerodynamicist who have made sure that the plane will behave like a glider as long as it is going fast enough, and start worrying about slowing the thing once you hit pavement.
Or he can just uses his strenght added with his fat analitical thinking he can precisely calculate the amount of strength needed to halt the plane with causing the minimum changes in the speed of the plane resulting into minimal changes from inertia.
That's why I didn't hate Man of steel or Batman v Superman. I saw what Snyder was trying to do there by showing how terrifying someone like Superman would be in real life and how people would react in different ways (like the "False God" graffiti on the statue or the other people bowing to him). I remember showing the BvS trailer to my nephew and he got it too.
Also, weren't the people complaining about MoS's darker tone also complaining in 2006 about how "dated" Superman Returns was because it's based on the "old" Christopher Reeves' films.
Reads like a guilty pleasure fic. I like it, but I feel bad for liking it.
Y'know, now that I think about it a lot of JoJo villains wouldn't be out of place in The Boys.
well first of all i wouldn't have fucking let the controls be destroyed for one.
I dont think the comic had any capes with that bizzare powers except for Alchemical and Jack.
I’d be willing to finish it if you could tell me how Jotaro could beat Homelander and save the plane. I’m not familiar with The Boys beyond all the recent Homelander stuff, you see, though I figured Jotaro could save the plane by either inhaling+blowing via Star Platinum to help keep the plane up and steer it, STAH FINGAH shenanigans or threatening Homelander after he’s done with him.
Hal being isekai’d into the Boys Universe would be awesome.
Can’t he just phase into Homelander’s chest and punch his heart?
I guess? Star Finger straight to the heart would be a cool way to finish him. The problem is I don’t know exactly how strong Homelander is. They’re both 8C on VBW, but then that’s a bad place to look.
spot fucking on
I wouldn’t trust that, they have I morphed Power Rangers as Planetary. And Homelander gets beaten to death by his clone or something.
>the news interviews the survivors who say that you didn't want to save everyone. What now?
Explain that it was mathematically impossible to save everyone, so we saved all the kids and then saved the rest in a random order as many as possible.
The problem with Returns being a sequel to Donner wasn't with Superman himself (although that characterization had completely different problems of its own) it was that the WORLD of Superman. Audiences want Lexcorp now, not a real estate scheming jailbird.
The only thing that got trough him was his own slightly better clone, once the clone got beyond fucked up it took a battalion of marines firing at it and a guy pushing off the top of its head with a crowbar to finish it off.
Many supers are tough but once cracked die pretty easily, eyes and mouth are pretty squishy targets.
It didnt work because Homelander is a lazy prick who just lasers everything to death
Homelander would literally just run away at that point, assuming everyone on the plane would die
>"yare yare"
>Jotaro had never been in a situation this bad before. Even the Old Man wouldn't be able to survive the kind of crash this thing would cause
>It was a huge pain in the ass, and worse, there was no one left to beat on to take out his aggression.
>Looking at the exit the Homelander destroyed, Jotaro formulated a plan.
>Confused passengers, still trying to recover from the shock of homelander's arrival, dark turn, and defeat, are even more confused when the exit directly opposite homelander's entry exploded off of the plane
>Looking out of the now open door, Jotaro braced his hat against the wind and looked down
>"STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!"
>"I can at least get the nose up if I move the wing flaps and lock them in place, and with The World's power I can ensure they both move up simultaneously to avoid roll."
>The plane emits a loud CLANG as time begins to move once more, and while it's still falling at an alarming rate the nose begins to rise, and Jotaro disappears from the center of the fusilage
>In the cockpit, the Jetstream blowing in his face and the ground slowly growing larger, Jotaro scowls
>"This is gonna take everything I've got, and I already used The World twice."
>The ground drew closer and closer, Jotaro's heart pounding faster with every passing second
>"I can't afford to fuck this up, I've gotta time it just right..."
>closer now, he can make out cars and people
>even closer, with Star Platinum's eyes he can read the ads on the city's buildings
>Jotaro's heart skips a beat
>"NOW! STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD"
>Jotaro leaps down from the cockpit of the plane onto the ground, mere feet below
>Taking a deep breath, he gathers all the strength he can muster for the final step of his plan
>"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA"
>Star Platinum and Jotaro both cry out as Star Platinum rains blows along the entire bottom of the plane
>"If I can perfectly place every punch and ensure a completely even distribution of force, I can slow the plane down enough to soften the crash without destroying the plane!"
>Jotaro drops to his knees in exhaustion, just behind where the plane will soon land
>"That's enough, time moves on"
>A deafening metallic roar is heard all over Jersey City, followed soon after by the sound of what would come to be known as the "miraculous" crash of flight 11.
>Not a single life was lost.
>Homelander and the passengers afterwards
Dipper shrinks all the people with his flashlight and gets them to safety
But he said women, not womyn
>laugh at pathetic meatbags
>leave via the fuselage
>turn into a jet plane
>fly away
Damn, forgot my image. Probably due to being a pathetic meatbag.
With camera crews and news choppers and such around? No way.
He'd take credit for saving them and Vought would buy or blackmail the silence of everyone aboard
Not speaking about powers, more like personalities and attitudes.
Kira would be a perfect The Boys cape.
Diavolo would fit in very well also.
Dio? Fucking obviously. Specifically Part 1 Dio, but 3 works too.
The only ones I think would feel out of place are the Pillarmen.
If the engines aren't working it can't fall faster than the speed of gravity, which is about 10 m/s.
Care to explain why all the people who parachute out of planes don't instantly die.
You think the plane is just balancing itself like a monocycle? Also that's not designed to support the plane at 600mph in the air, the friction would fuck that shit up.
You're so fucking retarded I genuinely think you're trolling
You realize shitloads of people parachute out of planes and are totally fine, right?
literally based
If he's just superman he could turn earth backwards to the point before the plane took off and sexually abuse the terroras to death.
>the plane is moving at like 400 MPH
It can't move that fast if the engines aren't working.
>to even start slowing it down.
Why would he want to slow it down? If he speeds it up it'll have enough lift to fly.
>Do you know how much momentum an object weighing hundreds of tons builds when moving at that speed?
Then wait for it to slow down because the engines aren't moving it.
>the VAST majority of the plane's weight is focused on it's wheels, which are placed exactly on the craft;s strongest load baring areas
The have Homelander lift the plane from there.
>Did you dumbass think that a human being was actually pushing around hundreds of tons?
Here's a video of a normal man doing just that.
youtube.com
Flies under the plane and carries it to a safe landing after deploying several nano-thrusters throughout the fuselage to stabilize the weight distribution and keep the plane from crumbling mid-air.
>So hero must have means to extend surface
Or enough strength to pick up a runway and carry it below the plane.
>Gets drunk and kills everyone
Oh, that Tony.
You do know that people can only hold one other person max. Moving makes it harder.
Just to clarify though joseph would crash that plane it's like what he does
He should save some and take the blame for the people he didn't saved. Of course they are all cunts in this show. It's a suer hero show without any heroes.
He doesn't crash planes, he is just in planes and something makes them crash.
>Plane crashes into a forest
>Everyone dies on impact
>Foliage and vines rapidly ensnare the wreckage, eventually pulling it beneath the roots of mighty trees
>Faces of the victims can be found growing in the bark of the trees and the flesh of its fruit
>Inhaling the smoke of a face bark or eating the flesh of a face fruit allows you to relive the experiences of the deceased in a dream like state
>The pilot's wife discovers the strange fruit after visiting the crash site years later
>She sells her house and abandons her life to live in the forest and relive all the happy memories of her husband
>Wife develops cancer
>Kills herself at the foot of the tree in the hope of being absorbed and becoming one with her beloved.
Josuke would probably have a better chance at both defeating Homelander and fixing the plane, considering his Stand powers.
Man Hal n Pals had some good moments
Bubble construct, giant hand underneath the plane spreading out the weight, just shielding the passengers even.
Piece of cake for GL
DAMMIT I forgot the image
But he could have saved it though.
The wheel wells of the plane are around 6 feet. There is one front wheel that takes a large impact upon landing.
Homlander could have been a slight lift guiding the plane to a water landing. The plane is already in motion so he doesn’t have to worry about pulling it. Just keeping it stable.
He can laser off the engines to slow the plane.
Water landing everyone is saved.
Jesus.
I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t let the controls get fucked up, he fought the whole thing in his mind a million times before throwing the first punch after all. Failing that everyone but the crippled terrorists go through a convenient door.
MCU Rocket quickly fixes the controls and flies the plane to a safe landing. Because fixing things in moments under intense time pressure is what he does.
I think Courage would save the plane, though. Maybe Eustace gave him travel meds, and he thought he was saving the plane from a Gremlin for the first half of the episode. When he finally snaps out of it, he realizes he's knocked out both pilots and wrecked the controls.
Eustace sees this and jumps out of the plane with the only parachute. Courage grabs Muriel's knitting gear and crawls around the plane retying all the flaps and control surfaces to the steering wheel. Everyone is saved while Courage is exhausted. The police assume Eustace was a hijacker.
Eustace lands in a crocodile swamp, and would've been fine if he didn't detach himself from the parachute to grab D.B. Cooper's cash-stuffed briefcase in the next tree over.
Aw, crap.
God damn, double owned. Doing God’s work.
>Jotaro to Homelander
>”FILTHY DIRT MONKEYS! YOU ARE IN THE WAY OF MY VOOT CRUISER!”
>Blows the plane up and leaves everyone to die. Just another step towards the invasion of the planet.
He saves it just to use the passengers are test subjects.
Or he inadvertently saves it becoming a hero, and now he gets praise for it. Dibs is booed for harassing him. Zim takes advantage of it.
Those are good ideas. No Dib is on a no fly list.
I'm kinda retarded and I dunno if someone else has said this but couldn't he just tug it in the air(pulling it from the tail)? Something like that
>WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
Stands can't phase and apply force at the same time, except to their user's body. Unless they're [Diver Down].