Who would win in a court of law?

Stop reminding me.

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Its not necessary to wear a Trip just to be a faggot on Yea Forums. People do it all the time.

Gary the rat

We can. Together.
What's Jen's first goofy case featuring a relatively forgotten but established MCU character?
Kevin Feige v. Phil Coulson

It happened a few years ago when Captain America was on trial in the She-Hulk book. She-Hulk won, obviously.

>tripfag

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It's such a wasted opportunity that so many Super heroes and villains are lawyers that they don't see each other in court more often.

Probably the dude because female lawyers are less respected so when you get in court don't let a cunt represent you

There's she-hulk, daredevil, the new beetle and.......... that's it?

But they're so self-reliant, wearing their sexy miniskirts while fighting for their clients.

Didn't something like that happen once? Where Jennifer was defending Captain America in court and Daredevil was the prosecutor?

Exactly they are either like you said sexy so only seen as a send object or ignored because who the fuck likes ugly chicks see you want an attractive man to be your lawyer

But can they beat Phoenix Wright who have all he need and is in Turnabout Mode?
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Have they never had a court battle before? Seems like a wasted opportunity

Fuck the MCU, let's just pitch She Hulk cases in the Marvel universe Harvey Birdman style.
>"State your first name, last name, occupation."
>Frog Man, Frog Man, and Frog Man"

>Xavier taking Mentoks role

Jen has been fired from lots of firms.

Matt has never been fired from any jobs. His old bosses still send him birthday cards, which confuses Matt because its not braille.

sorry dude

let's just hope the people behind the She-Hulk show go with Classic Jen and force Aaron to SYNERGIZE

There hasn't been movie synergy in a while

BOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEOOOOOOO!!!!!

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I would watch the fuck out of this movie, also they would end up literally fucking eachother

Would love more Marvel Lawyer characters duking it out in court with a established character as judge

Vange Whedon would beat both.

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Would the Leader be Reducto or X The Eliminator?

i wouldn't know i dont watch marvel movies

Hank would be Reducto, duh. He's batshit insane and has an online degree. MODOK could be in it.

Wouldn't it be more rewarding to not read Marvel comics?

Wtf is wrong with her feet

Well now I'm going to be extremely disappointing in what we actual get now

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>"Hey, Jen. Did you get that thing I sent ya?"

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>"Pure electricity. In my pants"

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>long toes curling over the ledge
>two toe rings
Just a footfag artist that needs to practice his fetish more.

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Wouldn't that be Frog, Man, and Frog Man?
His name isn't Frog-Man Frog-Man.

>Your honor, I can prove he's been faking a disability for years. He could see all along. He's at worst color blind.
>Objection!
>She-Hulk flashes her tits
>He pops a boner and starts stammering
>Daredevil is disbarred and outed as a fraud

Hey Lizardman's real name was Joe. But it was good enough for court

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Just like my Bhutanese ancient texts.

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Kate Spencer who became a superhero to kill supervillains who got off in court.

BOWWEEEEEAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH

Daredevil is more likely to ran off in the middle of the court in spandex.

Jen is likely to make it personal or haterape Matt.

He actually legitimately can't know what it says on her bra unless he touches the letters.

>3 toe rings
>that fucked big toe
Swing and a miss

>tfw no MvC game where we get a courtroom shenanigans ending for Matt done in the style of AA games

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She Hulk is tasked with proving the jury that Mr. Negative isn't legally black when her client tries to sue him for discrimination. In the end, she manages to get the race on his legal documents changed to "white".

Let's spice things a bit.
It's still going to be essentially Matt v Jen, but they both have a handicap. For Matt it's going to be Jennifer (and the fact he's defending some scoundrel). For She-Hulk - it's going to be Harvey Birdman.

>unless he touches the letters
"you . are" "dare . devil"

He's owned by the Distinguished Competition. Is pic related on trial?

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Aren’t they both defense attorneys?

It's comics user, people can face-heel turn on a dime.

if i had to trust my life with anyone in the court of law matt would be my very first option

Matt was prosecuting in Soule's run, and I don't think it matters in a civil suit.

HA HA!
I agree.

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Movie Matt was on the prosecution's side. But in general he takes pro-bono cases.

Sexual harassment in the workplace.

How is he going to eat by doing pro-bono cases. Writers need to stop having heroes do everything in their jobs for free. It is ok to be paid.

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based

>ugly chicks
>Jen when she was a lawyer
Are you baiting or retarded?

Either way they end up fucking each other's brains out.

I think that was the point, at least in the Netflix one, people would give him and foggy food or their wares but never actual substantial amounts of money.

This
They're like the two horniest characters in Marvel.

The point was that defending the poor reaps little to no benefit.

Wouldn't it be funny if it happened to Jen instead, hahaha

Only one of them has cursed genitals and it isn't a green vulva.

Matt is more likely to throw a case because of sudden need for costume change, while Jen has no secret identity so can just go out, beat down, and resume the case

I’m really hoping The She-hulk series is like Boston Legal or Allie McBeal a courtroom Dramedy with superpowers

She-Hulk. Because feminism.

That’s extremely ableist of you.

>This confuses the tumblrite

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HAVE they ever done An issue where daredevil and she-hulk have to be lawyers on opposite sides of a case?

It all comes down to the swimsuit competition, doesn't it?

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His sonar vision allows him to read text.

How the fuck does that work?

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Comic books!

Nigga are you seriously still questioning how Matt's abilities work in the year of our Lord two-thousand and nineteen?

He makes high pitch noises that bounce against the ink on the paper, he can detect the difference on the bounce strenght of each letter.

Jamie Madrox

Swimsuit competition only makes things come up, user.
Post more pictures, you punks

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Already happened but I want more

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I’m not questioning that it can’t be done in comics just questioning how

Thank you just wasn’t sure how he did it

Underrated ship desu.

Oh Scott you lovable jackass

>that’s the joke.jpg

The fact we never got Matt Murdock/Jen Walters Ace Attorney back when Marvel and Capcom were working together semi-harmoniously bums me out.

Matt was also an ADA for a while after Wade's run.

How would Jugs know that? Has he fucked men?

And he was also interim mayor of NY.

Based. We need more comic lawyer comic kino

You just know they did the horizontal monster mash. Can you imagine their litter of half gamma half Mic children? Ginger Hulks

>Wanna Smash?

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lets me real, Matt is far more a fuckup. He's a loveable fuck up but he would be trounced by Jen

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No he wouldn’t. Shulk would try to out alpha Matt but he would be to calm cool and collected for it to work, outsmarting her. Also female lawyers aren’t as good as male lawyers in court.

yup, matt is now sleeping with a married crime boss...she is so fucking dead

fuck yeah,who's going to be her Denny Crane?

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Scott is just behind Matt in sticking his dick into crazy

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Reminder that nobody likes Aaron's She-Hulk, even other Marvel writers and his own cover artist depict her as she normally is.

>fucks Beetle
>still wearing the helmet
>immediately apologizes to Captain America
Kek

Depends on the branch, the case and how stupid the client is.

aren't they the same sort of lawyer?

They’ve both branched out. Though yes, they’re typically both portrayed as defense attorneys.