Confess your sins to pastor toastman

Literally kill yourself

Please tell me this is a copypasta. For the love of God please tell me it is.

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Pastor I self insert as Star getting cucked by Marco.

I whizzed on the electric fence

It's not. Yes, I beat a kitten to death. It's terrible guilt I live with every day. But please believe I have changed.

Every two months I have to decide between a big box of new comics or a brand new shiny firearm. Guns usual win.

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I dont know whos worse the guy who beat a kitten to death or you for having a dyke she ra reaction picture.
How many guns do you have? Also whats your favorite cartoon?

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Look, I know it's fucked up, but like I said, I've changed. I treat my cat like a queen. I would never dream of wronging her.

I've got around 18 guns, soon to be 19, waiting for Molot AK-74 to ship from Las Vegas. 12 rifles, 2 shotguns, and 4 pistols. Favorite cartoon is probably Invader Zim, but I will watch Steven Universe so long as Peridot is in the episode. Yea Forums and /k/ are the only reasons I come here anymore.

Dude killed a stupid cat
Why is everybody over reacting

I start steven jewniverse threads just to piss poltards here off
I never even watched that shit

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Honestly, just fuck you. A kitten died you asshole.

>Favorite cartoon is probably Invader Zim, but I will watch Steven Universe so long as Peridot is in the episode.
Absolutely based taste you got there user. When did you start collecting guns?

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I actually started collecting about 2 years ago to help myself stop smoking. Used to be at like a pack and a half to near two and a half a day. I used to go skeet shooting when I was a bit younger with my dad so I said fuck it bought a Mossberg 590A1 and a Yugoslavian AK and started shooting again. When I had the urge to smoke I would clean all my guns as best I could while eating a fuck load of jolly ranchers from a six pound bag so my mouth was doing something while watching cartoons. Stopped smoking and now I just collect for fun and history.

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I’ve cheated in half of my relationships and only felt bad over one of them.
I’ve never believed in karma until after I left the one I felt bad about. Everyday has been nothing but trouble and suffering in my life and I deserve it and I will never forgive myself until I die. I don’t want to be back with her and I don’t deserve to be back with her, she was a good person and I crushed her just because I was bored.

Meh, I would have been more sad if it was a puppy.

Pic is last purchased about 3 months ago. Colt Delta Elite 10mm

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I am a shameless drunk and pervert. I draw lolicon, both for kicks and to better grasp anatomy (low body-fat = no fudging). Beyond that, not many.

Lost some of your work faggot

I did, actually. Let a sketchbook at work and the cleaning staff threw it out. Wrath is a sin I've decided to stop indulging in as much, though.

I said post some nigger

'kay.
i.imgur.com/bB4bbr3.jpg

The ugly bit is I didn't scan or record them.

because they arent sociopaths that like showing off how cool they are on anonymous basketweaving forums by pretending it isnt fucked that he beat a kitten to death

you have stolen every breath you’ve taken

Don't worry. Remember most anons always suck and will always find a reason to tell you negative shit, for some it's about baiting or trolling.
Though the reaction on Yea Forums has been very reddit/tumblr. A stupid overreaction. I expected something else.

If someone is called a pastor they usually don't wear a priests collar.
Usually, lots of nonsense going on nowadays.

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Kinda horrible you did that, but it's good you learned from your mistake and learned how to treat animals better. Hope you keep cherishing that little cat you got

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Kittens die literally everyday.

Are you a retarded abominable snowman?

youtube.com/watch?v=jPdHaNr0OAY

Yes, but comparing some guy straight up murdering his kitten to the contents of my reaction folder is just a dick move.

Eh, at least you werent beating with a shovel like one gif I saw over on Yea Forums.

I'm so pissed that a character who was hyped up to be important turned out to have little to no involvement in the show

You should be locked up in a mental institution user

Tell me the story you magnificent asshole.

I think I am more concern that what he did is a clear sing that he has anger issues that could develop in a dangerous behaviour for other animals and eventually to people.
He may say he had change but he is nothing more than a time bomb.

SU haters in a nutshell

I am 29 years old still live with my parents, I have no college degree and I feel my life is going down hill.
My life is shit because of the terrible decissions I've made in my life and have a big deeal of depression.
I am about to start a laundry bussiness with a friend because there are no jobs in my empobrished country and economy is going downhill fast.
My parents did their best to raise (I am their only son) and they are still working in spite of their health and their age (Father is 70 and mother is 59) partly because of the economy and partly to support me. Even though I can't help them economically I try to be of any use in phisical labor around the house or take care of the papaer work they need.
I want to kill mysel because I am a horrible person.

steven universe is garbage

What character was it?

Your 15 year old ass needed to be schooled about how quickly frustrated you got. 3 days is too quick to get mad at a kitten that you didn't have ownership over. You were like a giant alien that abducted a guy and killed him with your retard strength because he didn't want to be furiously and repetitively stroked by your pruney, greasy claws.

Hope your life turns around for the better user. Um, also what country are you from?

I liked Bendis up until about half way through his X-Men run.

From a country of South America.
I hope and if doesn't turn around I hope I can get the courage to kill myself.
You know what they say better dead than having no propuse.

Please don't. Your parents will be devastated. Even if you plan to do it after they're gone its not going to solve anything. Ending it stops the pain you may feel now, but it also ends the possibility of things getting better.

But what if things just stay the same or get worse?

Not him btw just another suicidal user

You don't know that. Your head may tell you the worst but there's always a way out that doesn't involves ending it all.

They are more devastated with my decisions.
Am old user, I can't start to study a new career.
The bussiness is methaporicallly shooting to the sky and hope the bullet doesn't come back down on and will represent a high economical risk for my family.
I already understand and accept that I won't have some thing in life like a girlfriend (29+unemployeed+living with parents= forget about girlfriend and having a family of your own) but something I won't able to bear is to more of a liability to my parents, I know I failed them as a son and that will be something that will torment me forever I don't want to add more burden to them.

All this skill and attention to detail(I wanna put my weeny in Catra's butrcheeks), for a trash joke.

Ba Dum Tss

But things have just been stagnant for so goddamn long.

You're just 29, its not too late to start anything. Failure is a mindset that sets in fast, I'd know, but resigning yourself to it is self-fulfilling. Think outside your parents, your issues, or even cartoons and comics. There is something out there outside of your preconceptions. Hell, maybe you shouldn't keep visiting this place considering your depression. You're still 29.

i beat the family dog with a garden tool when i was about 12 (14 years ago) and i still get visions of what i did. we're extremely flawed people and some of us have to make serious mistakes to learn to be normal. i'm nice to animals now but i'll still never be able to own one. my entire family knows about it and my mom told me a story about something she did to an animal when she was my age

nobody is perfect

No sir, I don't like it.

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