I'm assembling a team.
I'm assembling a team
Andrew Perez
Ethan Jones
Can I play?
Samuel Murphy
Calling the crew, our time has come
Jeremiah Foster
When I learned that these weren't just locally funded shitty TV ads but were in fact nationally funded shitty TV ads it rocked my McFucking World.
Mason Moore
Jackson Martinez
What's in it for us?
Austin Nelson
Holy shit, Stan Lee?!?! Back from the dead?
Nolan Butler
I answer your call, child of man.
Tell me, what is your wish? For what mortal desires do you ask for?
Henry Nelson
I wish to seal and repair and weatherproof my home and appliances.
Daniel Richardson
He-llo!
Kevin Cruz
[bleep] off creampuff, the food quota is filled.
Mason Ward
Austin Kelly
*huff* *huff* *huff*
Gather all the bodies you want
You'll never stop me!
Caleb Rodriguez
Of course I'm in, what good's an Empire floor without my Bob-O-pedics?
Angel Murphy
Count me in!
Benjamin Davis
Carson Ward
CRAZY GOOD
Xavier James
Is there porn of her anywhere? I'd look up poptart porn, but that just leaves a bunch of crumbs.
Oliver Stewart
youtube.com
It's time
Colton Watson
Trivia: The guy singing this jingle died of AIDS a week before the commercial aired. He recorded the song from his hospital bed.
Adam Morris
The General would be like the shitty animation avengers nick fury
Tyler Ward
Reporting for duty
Blake King
THAT'S ALOTTA MEAT ON THAT SANDWICH
Ethan Green
Who’s ready for some mayhem?
Jaxson Turner
So what are we? Some kind of commercial crew?
Christian Ramirez
We're the Advengers
Ian Collins
Have you accepted God's love user?
youtube.com
Nicholas Allen
Jose Reyes
When I learned those Huntington Learning Center and Bob's Discount Furniture commercials aired all over the country I couldn't believe it.
Jonathan Butler
I have an idea...
Tyler Gomez
>this is my life now
Jace Stewart
Anyone who stands in our way will have one, two, maybe three seconds to live.
Michael White
Why do I keep seeing this meme today
Matthew Baker
Sorry General, but I can't do this again. I still haven't forgiven myself for what I did. Guilt covers me like a blanket...
Parker Bell
Logan Cook
Im sorry
Nathaniel Allen
I heard that you guys could use a ride,
Well I’ve got my car, so hop inside.
I fixed my credit but not my car,
So don’t expect me to drive you guys too far.
F R E E that spells free,
Let’s drain the blood of our enemies.
Leo Cooper
Reminder that Alltel came up with virgin v. Chad 12 years ago
m.youtube.com
Gabriel Jenkins
STEP AWAY FROM THE WOLF LOLIS
Adrian Johnson
DID YOU BUY MY RINGTONE YET?
Adam Turner
>Yea Forums advertising in disguise
Cameron Wilson
oh god that brings back old and bad memories. yikes!
Angel Barnes
>implying anyone on this vietnamese paper mache making website owns their own home
Oliver Richardson
We're going to need money. I know a guy.
Ethan Roberts
You called?
Joseph Richardson
im in
Jacob Myers
oooooone eight hundred five eight eight
two threehundred EMPIRE
(today)
Samuel Diaz
source?
Ryan Gonzalez
DirectTV commercial where the guy married a puppet, I forget the joke but it's basically play on no wires or strings.
youtube.com
Blake Perry
Those Bob's ones are legitimately good, though.
We only recently started getting them here in Indianapolis, and with their quality, I figured they were well-established in a nearby state and had just opened a location in Indy.
Matthew Richardson
I have arrived.
Joshua Cruz
Now, I need to give you all an in-depth description of my COPD and other health problems, kids.
Tyler Martin
I see him as Thunderbolt Ross.
Xavier Perez
Is that dildo closing the shades so they can get freaky?
Camden Lee
I'm in
Alexander Price
BET Version
Matthew Allen
I still can't believe those were nationally syndicated commercials, they look like they're for a local sfore and had a budget of $5 and the weekend of the owners niece
Jeremiah Young
Isaiah Flores
rule34 slash post slash list slash Pop-Tarts slash 1
Isaiah Rivera
Aaron Hill
youtube.com
Pretty sure these two are villains
John Scott
This shit is hard to find.
Christian Richardson
Chase Nguyen
Charles Martin
Your pathetic team can’t stop me