Three threads? That's a rarity! We shall now continue to talk about the every episode of Steven Universe that has aired on Cartoon Network (without the hiatuses). The movie airs tomorrow at 6 PM EST. You may use this thread for the movie as well. We are currently on season 4.
Reminder that this Gem is dead and Lapis fucking killed it
Adam Cox
God that's hard. Kiki is good if you want a super faithful nice long term kinda thing, but Jenny seems like more fun and probably would be up for anything. Also I don't think Kiki has friends, but Jenny gets you hanging with Buck and Sour Cream
Austin Hernandez
Kindergarten kid is so funny to me. It’s like a looney tunes episode.
Thomas Green
Kiki. Jenny is a thot
Ethan Barnes
Buck isn’t that great honestly
Kevin Price
>I had to deal with the death of my mom's previous allies along with the constant threat of an intergalactic army >I hurted a kid who bumped into me, that's just as bad What the fuck was Connie's problem
HE DIDN'T THOUGH! What was he supposed to say "OH Connie I'm so sorry for sacrificing myself!?"
Jonathan Moore
Sardonyx is always a delight.
Joseph Powell
Oh you meant sardonyx right? Yeah I agree.
Ayden Evans
Reminder she's the only who hasnt gotten Steven'd and probably fucked off to another planet when she realized everyone became a huge wuss
Asher Campbell
Right?
Anthony Johnson
It's all about perspective. It's the "there's kids starving in africa" misdirect. Everyone has issues, of different intensities.
Nathan Fisher
haha sauce? for a prank, I swear.
Lincoln Murphy
This episode is funny af. Probably top 3 with Rising Tides/Crashing Skies and Hit the Diamond. Well until Kevin Part anyway and then it becomes a top 4.
"I'm sorry for worrying you". You really think your family members or friends would be fine if you deliberately put yourself in danger even if it was to save them? They nearly lost you. These arguments make it sound like you've never been in any kind of relationship before.
Fuck you, She could have contacted Steven whenever she wanted and she WANTED TOO.
Owen Brooks
Steven has a martyr complex, yes. He thinks too much about others and not enough about himself.
Blake Davis
Season 6
Lucas Hall
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Xavier Phillips
Oh wow, Stevonnie is stronger than pearl according to that, (but still weaker than Garnet)
Owen Ross
Based Disney showing gravity falls reruns every day
Jaxon Morgan
Isn't season 6 happening
Noah Wood
Is it just me or is Sardonix a huge cunt in this episode?
Jordan Walker
>no opinions allowed
Andrew Roberts
She's 14. Please continue to be mad at the teenage girl for being irrational even though you've been fine when it comes to other characters, doesn't reveal an agenda or anything.
Xavier Carter
On a channel no one carries. Which plays DuckTales a lot more.
Chase Butler
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Colton Hill
Yes, she's in need of an ego check which is kind of the pointy. Smokey doesn't need to be anything other than Smokey and YO-YO-'S ARE COOL MOM THIS ISN'T A PHASE
Chase Diaz
>We get a whole episode about this fat fuck, but not Sunburst
Julian Hill
Why didn't Steven just fuse with Jasper
Anthony Smith
>What do they both have in common? Crippling depression?
Jose Wilson
That’s not really his fault, he was raised that way.
Sebastian Parker
Not on purpose. She just has high expectations.
Levi Stewart
Sardonyx is great, but I always thought this episode was shit.
Charles Smith
Speaking of DuckTales, new episodes are tomorrow.
Jaxson Brooks
>IT'S THE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
Ian Smith
I wasn't blaming him, just stating a fact. The kid needs (and deserves) therapy.
Dylan Cooper
Connie is infuriating and you're the only faggot in this thread defending her. Her being 14 doesn't absolve her from being a dumb bitch the same way it doesn't absolve Steven from being annoying sometimes.
Ethan Rogers
Oh right. Well, after Season 6, then.
Lucas Baker
The fusion room almost did to the crystal gems what this show did to Jasper
Cooper Phillips
Mindful Education would like a word with you.
Brody Allen
You can tell a lot about a person's mental state the way they rage online about fictional characters. Especially when you make bad faith takes like this.
You sound exactly like tumblr users when they call the show racist.
Nolan Reyes
Because he doesn't want STDs
Alexander Watson
Is Season 6 actually confirmed or just assumed based on the way nobody on the crew is talking like it's over?
I assume if not it'll be confirmed at the end of the movie, they like leading into each announcement like that.
Matthew Brown
Will it just be random happenings like a cartoon again
Jack Kelly
I mean I'm just not speaking on this issue because I don't feel too strongly either way, not because I agree with you.
Andrew Ramirez
Aladdin remake sucked
Jaxon Walker
>Being a teenager excuses a character from being a bitch
this is the last of the Lamar eps that looked slightly better than usual (for the exact same reason why Crack the Whip looked even shittier than usual)
I really hope that, if they don't dump Rough Draft, they at least schedule things so that Lamar eps are generally done at SMIP post-movie
Nathan Nelson
>Justifiably >HERE ARE THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND ARE JUST MY OPINIONS k. Mindful Education will be on soon and then we'll see if Connie really says her banal event was "more important" than Steven's.
Tyler Sanders
Is Connie smart or stupid? Maybe she's just like Jeff from Clarence where she knows lots of trivia but isn't actually "smart"
Eli Sanders
This show is absolutely 100% agenda pushing shit. Degenerate filth.
You worded that carefully to imply Steven even attempted to see Connie's point of view at all. He just kept pretending nothing was wrong, which was the point of the episode.
Reminder Cool people >Watch S1 , S2 and a little of S3 >Consider the show done and just move on
Fanboys >Watch all the episodes >Think every season is the same and 3/4/5 are worth the watch >Not happy with it tell others than those seasons are good >defend the fact that Steven beat every hazard with ease because of his family yet not his believes , the only time he had a real conflict was with Bismuth.
Elijah Ross
I wonder did Buddy write all this stuff in his journal?
Dominic Gutierrez
Rose tits
Luke Lewis
Not even worth a you. Not even brackets.
Isaac Hill
Reminder No one really cares
Blake Walker
God, I cannot believe this board. Tumblr may have gone to shit, but it wasn't a happy day. They all moved here and are gaying up an already gay board. Oh well, guess I will get in line to suck some tranny "woman's" dick
Man I wanna hear the story of Rose and her fucking pack of lions because it's honestly cool as hell. Imagine Rose just sleeping in a huge pile of Lions.
Nathan Smith
I'll rewatch the episode tomorrow but I'm able to understand English so I don't know how that will change anything.
Carter Brooks
Do you think Stevonnie is going to be permanent
Eli Torres
>Have you loved another human before? >Have you? >Yes... >Yes.
We're just watching cartoons. Sounds like you just wanna suck dick.
Isaac Rogers
did rose fuck the lions?
Xavier James
Aww I missed the screengab. The lion that licks Jaime is...well, Lion. He's not on screen for the rest of the scene. He's the only one that has a heart-shaped nose.
Absolutely seething. This refusal to recognize bad behavior from a female character in fiction is classic Tumblr, which by the way, you should actually just go back to.
fun fact: while Takafumi got credited as a boarder, what he actually did was animation keyframes on some scenes that Jeff and Colin boarded (he got credited as boarder because they used his keyframes *AS* boards)
maybe if she had murdered that kid in cold blood i would've understood why the hell this scene was here
Camden Wright
Y'know, having actually rewatched S3 and now going into S4 the fusion guru aspect of Garnet really wasn't that forced apart from this one episode where it's the point of the episode
Luis Bailey
user...I....
Mason Williams
>Anime animator comes on >fps drops to shit
Nathaniel Bailey
she probably did and they told her he "broke his arm" so she wouldn't feel guilty
I bet Rose drained Jamie's great grandpas balls that night
Noah Ortiz
I'm a 25 year old man who's been in a couple fights and there was no point in my life where I've broken someone's arm. That's pretty fucked up.
Ayden Murphy
The song talks about little things becoming big things. Guilt doesn't give a shit about the size of something you've done wrong especially when you're a child and the world seems so much bigger.
Benjamin Gutierrez
Steven has a hard life
Owen Martinez
I really feel like we need some in-betweens added to this episode but I guess they thought it'd be like...disrespectful.
Ayden Gray
Are gem bodies hot and fresh or cold and damp
Lucas Long
he later scenes in the ep have a more standard fps
Thomas King
Connie was a quiet bookworm before Steven.
Grayson Jones
>"That's how it was for me!" lol
Jace Hill
I actually really do love this episode for how it handles anxiety, and how different characters deal and process through it. They did a great job tbdesu
Adrian Morris
>Anime animator comes on >animation quality improves ten fold compared to the rest of the show
Gavin Wood
warm and moist
Carson Adams
I'm glad this show actually addresses the fact that Steven's experiences are super fucked up and not every episode just ends with everyone laughing and the status quo returned
Oliver Reed
>that Lars and Lion cosplay What the fuck, nightmares
You know watching through everything has made me realize that the show isn't as bad as everyone kept saying it was. for a second I thought it might be influencing my opinion of the show
Jordan Long
Oh god, THE REPRESSION HAS FAILED!
Noah Murphy
Sugar took care of it. Ian watched
Jason Miller
The breaks inbetween made it feel that way.
Ryan Green
Sugar wishes to be the little boy
Jacob Reed
the hiatus REALLY hurt people's perception on a lot of episodes
Lucas Gutierrez
SU gets hit with the memory hole shit a lot. Hiatuses make people forget everything and then the bad writing criticisms come in.
Jaxon Lopez
That's enough of greatness, now for a townie episode.
Ah, Future Boy Zoltron. Weird episode, feels like it fell out of a time warp from season 1. There's literally nothing here that couldn't be accomplished there.
Jackson Taylor
Mindful Education sandwiched between Buddy's Book and Future Boy Zoltron Big oof
Why anything emotional between men means buttfucking?
Ryder King
She walked out of the arcade so I’m going to say she was just playing meat beat mania and bumped into Steven
Ayden Thompson
this "true" trailer song thing was catchy at first but fuck its overplayed
Landon Powell
I haven't watched SU since I think the trial episodes where they have those lawyer gems and all that shit, but I know basically everything that happened thanks to Internet osmosis.
Is it worth catching up? I'll probably skip townie episodes/shit that looks boring because I just don't care at this point but it looks like cool shit went down and the movie might be good. Be real with me Yea Forums.
Leo Hall
>I wanted you to take it seriously >I just wanted you to have fun That sounds like a relationship to me
Matthew Wood
holy fuck that episode was boring
Kayden Taylor
Yeah, that's true.
Tyler Brown
Garnet's high score is probably in the millions.
Sebastian Morales
Those undertones were kind of strong.
No, but that was getting increasingly gay as fuck. The "I tried to make him happy" and "it didn't work" lines sounded just a bit too faggy.
Caleb Baker
Yes, but the two episodes after that are pretty rough. It picks up after in a big way
Anthony Ortiz
yeah it's worth catching up plus season 5 barely has any townie eps, and half the ones it does have (most notably pool hopping) are actually good
because implied lesbianism is ok this is just hamfisted
Angel Johnson
Nobody wants to be a stick in the mud their whole life. It's not a fun label to get stuck with. She's just cutting loose.
Parker Murphy
Pearl compulsively developing a crush on someone who looked exactly like her Diamond is the opposite of character development you cumguzzling cocksucking jew.
Lucas Hughes
Yes, but why.
Luke Sanders
I hate SU but I want to fuck that pink hair girl. Does she ever show up again?
Henry Edwards
No
Austin Wilson
No. Thankfully.
Joshua Butler
It very clearly wasn't a serious thing considering she has dozens of numbers inside her gem and Rebecca said Pearl's been "playing the field".
Lincoln Martin
Hot
Levi Butler
I hate this show more now
Blake Lewis
Pearl does the Fooly Cooly
Blake Rogers
Lars looks like he's having fun, I don't want to goof on the guy.
Connor Evans
We literally watched Ruby and Sapphire smooch each other like 10 times. This show is WAY past the point of "implying gay". Get over it.
Dominic Rodriguez
Hence it not being character development. So don't call it what it's not.
Michael Mitchell
>I really wanted to see your krull Low key the best joke of the episode. She thought they were saying My Krull this whole time.
Ryan Brown
>Pearl, you're a total b-- a total what?
Grayson Martinez
>That's the most scared I've been since you almost let me die!
Aiden Barnes
Me in the upper right of the crowd shot
Sebastian Perry
You're a criminal now!
Jayden Rivera
So her NOT getting with someone who looks like Rose isn't character development? Moving on, trying to love other people?
What? You want to run that by me again?
Evan Martin
Pearl got those digits. That girl's gonna repay the favor for saving the planet.
Colton James
Badass
Xavier Rodriguez
WHAT IF I
Elijah Foster
this isn't bad at all. you guys are just jealous
James Nguyen
>repressed nerd Jej
Eli Reed
She literally got her number, it's obviously implied she's interested too. Are we watching the same episode? Or are you just that mentally disabled?
Michael Bell
you know in an alternate reality where SU got released in a sane manner, with the only hiatuses being between seasons and the winter hiatuses CN always used to do, while most of the time SU eps would've premiered earlier in said reality than they did here, the early stretch of season 4 (Kindergarten Kid to Onion Gang) would've actually premiered later (while Gem Harvest and Three Gems and a Baby aired exactly when they were intended)
Nolan King
I WANT MYSTERY GIRL. MYSTERY GIRL PORN
Brody Bennett
Strewth!
Ryan Jenkins
>Now? I've been a criminal for the last 6,000 years.
Aaron Lewis
It only showed up for less than a second so it spooked me
I always just assumed Pearl has a type after being with Rose for so long. My first girlfriend was a chubby black girl and the only other girl I hooked up with was a also a chubby black girl. Sometimes you just fall into a trend. Also big tiddies are nice.
>Sadie Killer >Fun >Kevin Party >Great >The Big Show >Decent, very well made >Letters to Lars >Really fun
Are you trolling or just easily amused?
Jayden Ross
This episode killed my interest in the show for like a year
Sebastian Morris
All this reminds me of is that bus of kids from Trick r Treat and it makes me uncomfortable
Carter Peterson
oh wait I just realized you posted a picture of Onion Friend, the Good Onion episode
Jordan Hall
Ah shit again, messed up the name.
STILL FUCK LAMAR
Carson Gomez
Those poor kids
Luis Diaz
If any of you are actually watching this episode, make note of how similar the concept is to Craig of the Creek.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a secret pilot/practice for it.
Nicholas Roberts
It wasn't that bad, you babies.
Grayson Cook
ah, the undertale ep
Ian Rogers
Fun Fact: OK KO ended up with 112 episodes (counting the batch of shorts produced as a normal episode, and the half hour specials as 2 eps) SU reached that point with the batch of shorts that came out between Onion Gang and Gem Harvest
Jackson Campbell
I'm used to SU fans saying literally every episode even the worst of the worst isn't that bad or God forbid even good so can't take you seriously man
yeah honestly when I describe Craig of the Creek, I go "Imagine 'Onion Gang: The Show'. Now imagine it actually being GOOD"
Cooper Adams
>forshadowing for Lars ?
Elijah Roberts
There has to be one "worst episode" and this is it. I like Steven. I'd go as far to say I love him as a character. I don't want Steven being the only speaking role in an episode because it means he's just talking to himself for the most part.
Not to mention the art is dull, the plot is boring (I have high resistance to boredom) and the whole thing doesn't even feel like SU. Even Zoltron had future vision going on.
Benjamin Butler
Fun Fact: Lamar has had some involvement in Craig of the Creek: He did some vis dev work (designing some of the minor side characters, like the ninja kids) He and Jeff did freelance boards an early episode there's been multiple episodes where Lamar has gotten "story by" credit he did freelance boards again (this time with a normal borader on the show) in early season 2
Eli Gomez
>He doesn’t like Storm in the Room
Angel Russell
>Steven managed to impale Bismuth out of hesitation >too scared to kill a bug are you fucking kidding me
Michael Hall
Technically you're right, but the cloud Rose was at least a different source of audio.
Jaxson Reed
Bismuth was going to attack steven. The beetle wasn't going to hurt anyone.
Evan Gonzalez
If you can't understand the difference between these two things, the real idiot is you, user.
William Anderson
>hey connie, wanna hang out? >omg is there an emergency? >...no? >naaa, see ya later
What? She's school shopping and her mom's obviously gonna frown at her ditching that to hang out with Steven when she can do that literally anytime.
Jayden Hughes
Man I was so disengaged with that episode. I tried, I really did.
Jose Rogers
It really wasn't that bad for a one-off episode. It was certainly more relatable than your typical melodrama filled townie episode. Or maybe I just like it because it was weird, I don't know.
At least it's not "The New Lars".
Chase Allen
she could've invited to join him in the shopping if he just wanted to hang out user, i bet pryanka would be totally cool with that
Adrian Powell
>nobody in the thread brought up the OK KO arcade machine nor the fact that you can faintly here a remix of the show's theme song in the background
The entire episode was pointless and wasn't worthy of being a two-parter.
Caleb Foster
Props to Sugar for not painting the old conservative guy as a pure villain and that he’s family.
Austin Hernandez
going by the way commerical breaks divide the episode: 1st act is Raven (with a bit of Paul) 2nd act is Paul and Hilary 3rd act is Zuke
Joseph Rogers
IIRC correctly (and I have no idea if this is true or not) CN told them to make a 22min episode and Gem Harvest was it. I think it was supposed to be a seasonal one.
Jackson Sanchez
Yeah, but it's completely pointless even within the context of the episode.
Angel Martinez
I've never seen this one before, all I know is Carl is in it and some Tumblr nerds got butthurt about the immigrant joke or whatever.
Justin Edwards
What IS the point of corn?
Daniel Wilson
I have a buddy with an ear for conversational and comedic timing, and the timing being a bit *off* in Lamar eps makes him one of his least favorite boarders, but we were talking about it a while back and we realized something: The Lamar eps animated at SMIP don't have any of the timing issues that bugs my friend Granted it's not all RDK's fault, because two non-Lamar SU eps that the animation team that usually works on Rough Draft Lamar eps animated, Say Uncle and The Kindergarten Kid, have great comedic timing to him
Brayden Miller
They already have Are You My Dad? and I Am My Mom, why didn't they just make that the double length episode, make Gem Harvest shorter and have the other production slot be another story or something?
Chase Garcia
Food, clothing, shelter, giver corn holders a reason to exist.
Lincoln Rogers
>Lapis looking at steven >The Pupil of Your Eye Can Expand As Much As 55% while looking at something you love
Austin Thomas
Your friend isn't wrong, I've seen other people mention this.
Fun Fact: Know Your Fusion was the final consecutive episode to have Ian JQ as one of the people credited under "story by", while Onion Gang was the first episode to have Joe Johnston as one of people credited under "story by" (though the first ep of him being consecutively given story credit wasn't until Adventures in Light Distortion)
Austin Nelson
God damn
Luke Thompson
Would Andy be as good if he wasn't Carl?
Parker Jackson
Who?
Benjamin Ross
Ironically the least faggy villain in the show.
Benjamin Gray
>our Greg is clearly the superior one rejoice Grearl shippers
Hunter Morales
ILLEGALS
Julian Gonzalez
I completely forgot their last names weren't originally Universe
Sebastian Davis
No. The Carl voice is too iconic.
Leo Howard
Absolutely nowhere near close. This is the biggest case of a VA carrying the character in recent memory for me.
Anthony Long
>Gems don't have family. Heh.
Not really, no.
Christopher Jones
>What do you mean you weren't technically married?!? Steven is a bastard.
Andrew Rogers
To be fair, this seems to be a likely case of Rebecca seeing/hearing a VA she likes and wanting to make a character for them. Pretty sure the same thing happened with Greg and Rose.
Jordan Flores
Fun Fact: Animation Director Nick DeMayo was previously an animation director on Venture Bros (just like Ian JQ and sheet timer/OK KO animation director Kimson Albert)
Steven's real name, technically speaking, would be Steven Diamond Demayo.
Jayden Diaz
How does marriage work anyway in SU. There’s like no Christianity or Christmas I think
Colton Miller
Lapis is a mega cunt.
Dylan Thompson
Gonna say no. I mean, its fucking Carl. He just makes this character
Wyatt Sanders
Still Quartz since Rose considered Pink to be her deadname essentially.
Owen Harris
>we dont we all marry each other end of the ship wars, colorized
Noah Wright
Man, no wonder the tranny Tumblrites were so pissed when this episode came out. With Trump winning the election just earlier in the month, Rebecca Sugar defending conservatives would've been insult to injury.
Easton Rivera
Had he not been wrapped up in interstellar politics, he would've made a fine porn star.
Daniel Jones
Lapis and Pearl are the same height this fucking inconsistency
Robert Collins
I thought it was just me, I can't imagine this character having any merit without the Carl voice.
Wyatt Thompson
Probably how secular marriages work in real life.
Gavin Adams
I rate 88
Caleb Morris
>Deadname Go back to Twitter.
Eli Mitchell
Steven Diamond is such a god tier porn star name
Angel Diaz
Christianity didn't invent marriage.
Charles Lee
Tumblr*
Kayden Reyes
I really want the Connie and Steven relationship thing to play off.
I gotta be honest this episode is comfy as fuck. They could've gone the obnoxious route and made Andy unsympathetic, or toned him down but instead they managed to flesh out this character, give him an arc and make him yet another part of Steven's life. Honestly this show has a habit of being pretty optimistic against all odds.
Jack Gutierrez
Well, see you all tomorrow for the final marathon thread(s) and the movie!
>Make him yet another part of Steven's life >Only has one more speaking role in Steven's Dream >Only appears once an entire season later at Garnet's Wedding and it's just a non-speaking cameo
Aaron Harris
I was just thinking that. Uncle Carl had some pretty realistic depth to him
Jaxon Jones
I wish we could see more of the DeMayo's, like Steven's grandma
Gabriel Richardson
This. It's why it connects with people as much as it does because it literally says "fuck cynicism" and does its own thing.
Today was comfy. Will come back tomorrow for the rest of S4 and try to stay for S5 too, but I'm outta here once CYM is done.
We could have something like people won’t change and you should just cut them out of your life, but Steven Universe says no, that’s your family even if they’re not perfect.
Aaron Perez
This is pretty decent though, it's not like Andy was a fan favorite character or could've had that many stories, he had just the right amount of appearances.
Justin Myers
jump good!
Gavin Allen
I didn't say he was a BIG part of Steven's life. I mean shit he doesn't even live in Beach City, so the fact that they even reused him at all is pretty nice. It's not like I expected him to become a super recurring character. I mean shit I only see my own uncle once a year MAYBE.
Wyatt Taylor
I wish we found out Jack's real name.
John Carter
Samurai Jack used papyrus font??
Luke Harris
Haha. TONIGHT.
Julian Stewart
Shit, the fact he's at a marriage between two gems says a lot. Homophobia doesn't exist in the SU world, but they could've put any character there and chose Andy. That's deliberate and it says a lot
Elijah Martin
Same. I would have preferred that over anything else in Season 5.
Parker Williams
That Lion chick is having a ball.
Samuel Sanchez
post yfw they reveal the trailer for Season 6 after the movie premieres tomorrow.
Tomorrow's the last day. You guys are fun. Kinda reminds me of the earlier days back when the show's worst troll posts were about the design changes and the annoying MC.
Michael King
Yeah whenever Yea Forums has stuff to talk about Steven Universe threads are comfy. But when we have long hiatus we turn into...well...what trash /sug/ has become.
Grayson Gomez
agreed
Daniel Peterson
>im gonna get over rose by looking for someone who looks just like rose
Call me a retard, but what exactly is the difference between CN West and CN East?
Jackson Reyes
Btw guys next thread is being called steven universe general look out for it
James Perez
Don't. Just wait until the marathon starts back up tomorrow. There's literally no reason for a new thread right now.
Bentley Rivera
One’s in the West, other is in the East Cool
Daniel Sanders
One is for the pacific time zone, the other is eastern
Don't be a brainlet
Landon Martinez
CN East - Feed for the east coast, the main coast for CN HQ. CN West - Feed for the west coast, which gives a three hour delay of what aired on CN East. Providers like DirecTV have this feed.
Andrew Bailey
What said. At the very most for the marathon. At Least until we get a thread for the movie.
At best Jasper will just make a small cameo. Anyone expecting an actual plot dealing her reaction to the whole PD reveal is gonna have to wait till Season 6