Isn’t unrealistic (to the point that it’s immersion ruining) that a billionaire like Bruce Wayne isn’t getting...

Isn’t unrealistic (to the point that it’s immersion ruining) that a billionaire like Bruce Wayne isn’t getting into shady shit like all billionaires irl?

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Of course he does, he’s totally gay and fucking that sleazy Englishman who talks to ghosts. You know, John Whatshisface.

Being gay isn’t a crime, user. I’m talking about actually shady things...

He would get #metoo'd if he wasn't such a good lay that would wine and dine you beforehand.
That and he just spends money on frivolous things like fashion and cars.

The one I'm curious about is how Clark Kent would write articles online and how he would respond to online trolls.

You mean like dressing up as your fursona and being a vigilante?

The English guy is shady enough himself. I heard he’s made deals with demons and sent people directly to hell. Who knows what kinda horrific shit Wayne’s paying him to do.

I don't think you could #metoo Bruce. I'm not a batfat so I don't know too much about his history with women, but whenever I've seen instances of Bruce flirting, its was charming and not really agressive of creepy.

Hes a successful and charming manslut, not a sexual predator.

You're stupid. Most billionaires are low key and you've most likely never even heard of them. Not every rich person makes themselves a public figure

who is Elon Musk
>but he does shady shit too
So does Bruce then, faggot

>implying a billionaire would be dumb enough to get married only for the cunt to divorce and take half

Elon Musk is definitely thrusting himself into the public eye more than Bruce does.

Op is a retard and thinks shit he sees on the news is representative of the world at large

Musk was seen with Epstein

Is funding and secretly being Batman not shady enough? What about everything surounding all of the children he keeps around?

Did people care when Brangelina adopted those kids other than tabloid news outlets?

Epstein was a billionaire socialite. You can probably find an instance of him being seen with literally every rich and famous person.

He is suppose to represent ideal not realism. Realism are Marvel heroes. Look at how much of a cunt Tony is for example. Like Superman, Bruce has a lot of power financially and in status but he uses for good instead of abusing his power. Like Superman uses his physical prowess for good instead of evil though it would be easy to abuse. This is why they are so admirable.

He was working with Epstein and Epstein was even his advisor on a lot of matters. Musk is not innocent.

Like adopting little boys?

Are you implying that DC also does not have realism in their roster?

Batman has also been cunt many times

Batman IS is shady shit. He doesn't have time to go to pedophile island or some secret pizza dungeon because he's too busy punching bad guys.

>who always pays their taxes? NOT BATMAN

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You would think he'd be sent an invite or two.

>Bruce Wayne isn’t getting into shady shit
Pretty sure being an ineffectual vigilante that beats the shit out of people every night constitutes shady shit.

They do but not in Batman and Superman. They are suppose to be iconic and ideal heroes.
No where to the extent of Tony. Of course everyone makes mistakes but Batman and Superman don’t make big mistakes and they are not suppose to. Any run that has them make big mistakes is ooc

Only retards allow themselves to be fucked by the government.

>Musk is not innocent.
Everyone who associated with him probably knew what Epstein was up to; though I doubt how many people were "clients" of Epstein.

He dresses up as a bat and goes around at night beating the shit out of people.

>he wasn't invited to the blood orgies

Not really compared to him being able to do vigilantism for years without dying, or half of the gadgets he uses.
Now fuck off, this is blatant /pol/bait.

Lol, look at all these Trump cock suckers

There's a very good chance those taxes (and others) would put Batman out of a job.

He adopts orphans and gives them a family. I wonder how he covered up Jason's death.

Please fuck off faggot. Go do some charity work in Detroit or something

>Batman was seen with Joker
>oh shit it's HAPPENING
>better go tell the ALPHABET agencies
here's your (You)

>Being gay isn’t a crime
you must not live in america

you're all retarded, Bruce is Superman. Only a retard wouldn't see something so fucking obvious

Is Bruce a slutty temptress

You’re insane.