I want to ____ luan

>kill all vampires in africa
>coons have a population control problem now
Thanks for nothing padre

Hug and protect

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prank

I would clean her braces

end

Permaban

Marry

Eat

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fpbp

sodomise

>mommy, i posted it again!

FUCK

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love, marry, and start a family with

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>boobs
Why ruin her like that?

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I want to drive Luan to her comedy show and cheer for her in the crowd!
And then drive her back to her house where her dad chews me out for not coming back before curfew!

Based

That faggot JumpJump ever finish?

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nice dead thread faggot

Disgust.

Lol damn if Luan had this sort of material in the show I'd actually watch it.

What does it say?

First joke:
Luann: I'm pregnant. What do you hope it'll be?
A: I hope it's a joke.

The second one is just a joke about skin color that isn't really easily translatable.

laugh with

cuck Luan with Lucy

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On my way here, I saw a group of unicorns that looked just like horses.
It was a blessing in disguise.

Larry went to visit his 86 year old grandfather in a very rural area. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Larry’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon and eggs. Larry noticed a film like substance on his place, and questioned his grandfather asking, “Are these plates clean?”

His grandfather replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal”.

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, “Are you sure these plates are clean?”

Without looking up the old man said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you worry, I don’t want to hear another word about it”.

Later that afternoon, as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass. Larry yelled and said, “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car”.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted, ‘COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YEH HEAR ME!!!”

This thread is dead.

Luan is the best

Dress as a cheerleader

>Luan in a cheerleader outfit
Unf. Cute and hot

best post on this board

I haven't seen anything this pathetic since your last post

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Pranks for the warning

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Lucy reminds me of a starvation in Rome, its for the plebs

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youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0
A Luan is good.

I'd say get your head out of your ass and learn to spell sodomize but I guess this is better than the alternative

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Kek. Good one user.

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ignore

Luan is kind of a loser. I want to be an ass to her, call her rude names, and forcefully push her into a pool of mud while the cool girls laugh at her. Or videotape it, that works too. We're laughing at her now, not with her.

The Audience laughs at the Clown and its perfectly normal. But when the Clown laughs at the Audience, then there is Uncertainty, that is the Chaos Element.

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Shame this'll die