>Lives for thousands of Tessa
>Finger mind meld probe
>Cold resistant
>flame resistant
>regeneration/surviving grievous injuries
>super strong legs/super speed
>produce electricity
>delicious potato salad extract
>birth someone by eating their brain
>breathe underwater
>go inside peoples dreams
>shit gold
>molt doppelgängers
>noxious farts
>produce tumor hamonculi
>”limited localized reality warping” according to Matt Weitzmann
Is Roger OP?
Josiah Wilson
James Price
Thousand of years*
Gabriel Murphy
Yes, and the government was right to keep him locked away.
Isaiah Gomez
why is american dad intro song so catchy?
Jack Kelly
Who's the strongest dc/marvel character Roger could defeat?
Anthony Jones
he can also slow roast a chicken on his mouth and craps gold that makes people evil or something
Adam Murphy
He also has a super low body temperature which allows him to store ice cream (and severed limbs) inside his stomach for later regurgitation and consumption.
Jackson Young
you literally repeated two of his abilities twice.
Plus you forgot that even if they know he's in disguise people aren't immune from falling for at least one.
Henry Rogers
He also has a long TOngue
Easton Ramirez
Someone once posted that Roger is actually a bioweapon from a long lost alien race that is supposed to blend in and mimic a host society before taking it down, but their downfall is their own hedonistic, petty nature which renders them unable to carry out their intended purpose.
The guy said that Rogers own people did not display the durability he displays so it wouldnt be a stretch to imagine that he isnt actually one of them.
I always liked this theory.
Levi Collins
Really Roger can just do whatever the plot requires him to.
Gabriel Richardson
Because hes a spaceship test dummy
Henry Rivera
Superman
Blake Lewis
He goes inside dreams now?
Owen Rogers
>Finds out his Identity
>Disposes of Lois Lane, goes on a date with Clark disguised as her
>He doesn't notice.
Luke Myers
Nice
>Roger being revealed to be both Ma and Pa Kent.
Carter Robinson
>gets kidnapped by lex
>Superman turns up to rescue her
>Lex is also Roger
Evan Cook
>Jimmy Olsen pops in, eager to interview him on his foiling of Lex's plot
>Is also Roger
Benjamin White
>Oh come on, Clark, does a bald billionaire scientist who hates Superman sound like a real person to you? Grow up, they’re all me.
Aaron Moore
yeah, but only when it's funny for him to be, there's plenty of times where it's shown he's incompetent at whatever he's doing.
Chase Baker
>The space baby on a rocket from his dead planet has superpowers on another planet, except if he touches rocks from his own planet.
>It's like the diaries of a madman!
Angel Morales
He is his own worst enemy though
Aiden Myers
>It turns out Roger is Clark Kent but not Superman
John Gonzalez
>What? How could I be superman? He has superpowers, Steve, superpowers. And wouldn't people notice, it's just a glasses disguise?
>Superman ends up being Rogu.
Ian Brown
Based
>Stan is broken once more than an American Icon is yet another persona.
Jace Diaz
>A guy getting struck by lightning and becoming a superhero? Come on, Stan! What part of that makes any sense?
Asher Wright
He also keeps modern earth running, judging how the whole town went to hell the moment he stopped doing his roles. If anything he's likely the president of every country too.