What's his fucking damage?

At the end of BBRP it shows he does have an actual brain that's in his head, it's just influenced by his Pak

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People like you should be executed.

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That's mean!

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>Zim hangs out with GIR and manages to do some damage
>Tak has Git for barely 30 seconds and flies into a pillar of magma

Who's the superior invader?

TELL ME!!!

He was attacked by a BEE
youtu.be/HIHyUFcJXC0

>"Something went wrong with the creation of his PAK."
>implying it's not his own self that corrupted the PAK
He was born a maverick. The PAK's only a computer that stores a copy of his mind.

Zim is the most dangerous invader that has ever existed, he's just dumb

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Good answer

Why do people want to fuck this mentally ill alien dude who has the mental maturity of an 11 year old kid?

This made me laugh.

He's cute.

(ignore the zadr) but I just want to hug him.

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Jesus Christ GIR, calm down.

It's probably his voice
It's sickening both ways since he sounds like a kid but is actually a 40 something year old man

Yeah, Rick should just go into VAing.

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Xeno. But some probably like him for being a legal shota.

>legal shota.
There seriously isn't enough of this, god damn it.

Big shiny anime eyes.

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First for tak
i wish girls looked at me like this

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>Legal shota
Yeah. For people into big size difference, cute "asexual" things getting fucked, Zim is goldmine.

>Baby aliens were just going to leave Zim stranded without disguise so humans would take him

Assholes.

Why wasn't she in the movie, did she die?

>"Yes, it is I, Tallest Spork! I have returned from my vacation to re-claim my rightful position as leader of the Irken Empire! SALUTE ME!"

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I enjoy the splatoon crossover art

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Why are you like this?

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I had (still kind of have) a crush on Raz and Zim as a kid, it's the way he inflects things sounding smug but not obnoxious

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Based.

His PAK is damaged beyond repair and the Irkens cannot kill him.

Hey everyone, it's Spork! Your our favorite tallest Spork!

>I had (still kind of have) a crush on Raz
Same. I wish I didn't because his skin is so sickly yellow and ugly but he's so endearing as a ten year old, booze drinking Romanian psychic circus performer trapeze artist with daddy issues.
Never really had a crush on Zim though but some of the pictures in these threads make me feel funny.

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>these threads

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>Miyuki and Spork get regurgitated from the Energy Absorbing monster.
>It turns out that Spork and Miyuki are both taller than Red and Purple
>Upset at their demotion, Red and Purple decide to do something unthinkable for them: Ask Zim for help
>They reason that since Zim got rid of Spork and Miyuki before, he can do it again.

I'm with you there, his design definitely translates better in 2D and with less detail on his face. Psyconauts could have been the perfect cartoon, but ateast it's getting a sequel!

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What kind of leader would he be? It'd be scary to have an actually competent Tallest for a change, but that's questionable considering the Control Brains actually do most of the busywork.

Spork and Miyuki weren't Tallest at the same time, so there could be some friction there unless it were just the one of them.

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What's the context for Dib kissing Zim like that?

Fanart

She was too cool to appear in a shitty nostalgia cash-in.

I really don't like the way Zim is drawn in this comic
>human hands

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Pretty close to the comics tho.

I suspect he started improving on his disguise. Look how he holds the meat.

I fucking hate every artist who draws any of the Zim characters with hooded eyes. This artist is fine but not these characters because he only really did the hooded eyes with these fuckers. The guy can be a little bit too whacky for my tastes but still.
And then in the issue with the straw and the time device drew Zim way too cute where he was unrecognizable.

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I have no clue, because I would fuck the shit out of any female Irken.

But like, why Zim? Have you heard him!? Imagine sex with that, it would be awful.

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>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!! EEEEEEH EH EEEEEEEEH EEEEEEEEH UUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNGH!!!! I FEEL THE DESIRE TO EJACULATE!!!!!!! EEUUUUUUUGHHH EUUUUUGHHH EUUUUUGHH!!!! PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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YES EXACTLY

IT WOULD BE FUCKING HORRIBLE

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Well that’s fucking cursed.

One man's horror is another man's fetish.

Nope, it's just how the artist draws Zim's hands
Round and disgusting

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He has a skin condition.

I just have a MASSIVE trap fetish and it takes almost nothing to make Zim look like a female Irken.

>Zim holding meat
Wtf do the artist didn't even watch invader zim?

It also helps that I feel much less guilty using him for my... unsavory fetishes than I would other characters who don’t deserve that sort of thing.

I can begrudgingly respect that, but for the same reason I wish most of those pics were just Tenn instead.

lol

i want him to scream sweet nothings in my ear

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Should I draw wholesome Dib and Mandy or should I draw them making love?

>Wtf do the artist didn't even watch invader zim?
Settle down Pablo

He’s wearing gloves.

His outfit is already practically this but with pink sleeves and a collar.

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Why not both?

Aside from the ones where you can see his dick is it really that hard to pretend?

No, but in most of them you can see his dick

I don’t mind making Tenn edits of my art for you but I’m the one that draws the really fucked to porn so do you really want that?

How about wholesome Dib/Gaz instead?

I like rape so go for it

Youre that one fag in these threads always trying to justify his degeneracy with "he deserves it". Get over it already.

>I AM ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!
>*cums*

That artist is a fucking hack and his chapter was god awful

he cute
he psycho
he makes me wanna vico
din.

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Pixels don’t have rights user.

Yeah. Any regular Zim lewd or porn without dick can be turned into trap porn with little effort.

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Pussy with tentacles on the outside or regular?

yikes....

Shut the fuck up you retard. That wasn't my point. You should stop trying to justify your kinks and just accept them. Nobody here cares what you get off to if you're not a faggot about it.

Surprise me

I WANT MY TRAP

You mean like the tentacles wraps around the penis and tries to pull it deeper in to maximize the change of impregnation?

Yeah. That or regular.

Reminder, lewds go here:

Irkens are made for breeding.

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Male Irkens have extremely squirmy junk and need to be held in place by the latched on female if there's going to be any chance of their dongs not flailing around like a wacky arm inflatable.

YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR TRAP!

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Everyone loves Zim, he's the best!

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FUCK Zim x Gaz or Zim x Dib.
The OTP is Zim x Vendetta!!!!!

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I really wanna see them w/o armor

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Isn't the general theory that the armors are also limb enhancers which make them seem even taller?

Either that, or they're cyborgs that were artificially made taller.

Zim:
m.imgur.com/a/zfQ6hSo
Tenn:
m.imgur.com/a/wSjkMh0
Tak:
m.imgur.com/a/IOV7gJB

I'll be damned, this is exactly what I wanted. Thanks user

Has anyone done art of that one Irken OC with the shovel beating the shit out of Zim yet?

You can’t say trap anymore it’s considered transphobic.

These threads

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What do you think of my wife?

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Ugly

That's retarded
start some discussion instead of just bitching then.

Like,what if Dib uploaded a Dib AI Virus into the Control Brains.

There is no explanation. Jhonen wants you to go mad guessing.

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Don't get cooked! Stay off the hook!

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OTP

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Membrane's new son looks funny

>making fiends
Patrician taste user.

I’m surprised Aisha only made one or two mild IZ fanarts back in the day considering she was the Queen of western cartoon fujoshit

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What were your favorite non Irken aliens?

would watch.
would Irkens use live rounds instead of Ink and just have their Paks link up to flash cloned bodies after they get splatted?

The blob thing in Abducted.

the Crystal aliens

Either live rounds or energy bullets

Vortians obviously but I would have liked to see the Planet Jackers come back.

The Crystal people
Based

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I like the enslaved screwhead dudes from Megadoomer.

I vote for 'mysterious goo'

>hotchoc made IZ art
thank you for sharing user i never knew! always loved her stuff

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Considering how tumblr can’t even handle mild ZaDr or ZaGr or DaTr I kind of wish I could see how they react to these threads.

They would fucking spam it

>I vote for 'mysterious goo'
only if it's acidic to Irkens

I-

that would actually work...

Why can't I find anyone in this thread acknowledging this?

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Only the opponents goo is acidic

How about Irken Pea and Subject 457 for names?

IRKEN PEA BEST GIRL LET PEA SAY FUCK

Happy Birthday, Jhonen. I'm going to draw Zim getting blown in a public bathroom in your honor.

I am confused

Well, Tumblr is already making theories of Zim being trans.

Oh it’s his birthday. I though you were referring to the fact he is credited with Stanley of all things.

Stop talking about tumblr already

What a fucking shock. He'll have vitiligo too.

Who cares. Tumblr ruins the fun in everything.
Most of the scooge/zim art is only being made because they need gay and shipping, they can't enjoy a cartoon without shipping.

Disabled Trans Vitiligo Zim begs you to donate to his gofundme so he can get out of his abusive relationship with Tak ASMR

They’ve been doing that for awhile. It’s best just to ignore that cancer.

have you seen the other threads

>supposed to be getting working done
>can’t stop drawing porn of trap Zim

FUCK

Share it you homo

Hah! More likely Zim like the rest of his species is a zwitter.

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Based.
They have no concept of gender or age. Zim's dressed up as a little girl, a young boy, an old man, and old lady, a teddy bear, an adult but short, etc.

>Reminder that Tak put all her ship's sensors into the chair so the only sensation it would ever be able to feel is Tak's butt
>This is why Ship hates human butts so much

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The ship needs Tak's butt for owner confirmation

Tak did it so she can live out her fantasy of being able to sit on her own face.

>those clothes

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That's not need, that's just tumblr.
Seriously, they were doing this shit before Florpus. Hell, some even before the comic. I definitely remember this one weirdo who drew black trans Dib getting fucked and knocked up by Zim and I'm pretty sure this was before the comics were even announced.
Just ignore their retardation and don't bring it here.

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Ok this is cute.

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All things aside, Skoodge's hat is great.

Nah, that's GIR

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I hate pictures of fashionable Zim because it's so OOC but it's so cute.

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Still need me some tsundere Tak with facesitting fetish lewds.

Cool story m8

This isn't even canon. Dib's been studying the Irken language for months before he even met Zim. And Zim can't even understand the language of a few of the alien races and would use Gir to translate.

Perhaps, this one has a slightly unconventional fetish in it so I’m debating keeping it for me only

Post it on the /aco/ thread, don't be scared

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did anyone else like to rewatch the parts of The Wettening where Zim is screaming in pain ha ha I used to rewind that part on my VHS tapes over and over and panic whenever my parents came to investigate ha ha

Any small chance there's Jessica art floating around?

The only way Zim would ever be trans is for experiments and blending in, and he would get sick of it really fast.
The males and females of his race aren't treated any different from each other, have no fashion interest or hobbies outside of conquering, so switching to feel "more comfortable" would make no sense for them. Goodnight.

Tak realizes the only good thing about humans is you can grind on their noses when you sit on their faces.

Why does Zim look like a gay Puerto Rican drug dealer

I have no idea.

The artist just made him a goddamn pin cushion for no reason whatsoever

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News, not need. Fuck me.
At least that's a cute Irken Dib.

I need Zim IN SPATS

ZIM IN SPATS

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Nah he pretends to be tranny to infiltrate Hollywood elite to control the entertainment media and make hypnotic propaganda
>YOU WILL NOT DENY ZIM ACCESS TO THIS "CASTING COUCH"! TO DO SO IS TRANSPHOBIC!
>Zim please calm down
>DID YOU JUST DEADNAME ZIM?

Yes... Sometimes I would hallucinate I would imagine Zim locked in the school shower room screaming as his body fell apart

The artist did porn of him if youre interested

mitarashiart.wordpress.com/2017/07/28/hi-henlo-hello-i-did-the-species-swao-au-and/

Jhonen said Zim is older than any human alive (which presumably means that Irkens as a whole are a long-lived species).

I mean he tends to just wear what's required for his "plans" and doesn't really hold any favorites. The "schoolboy" one is his most common one since it's probably the easiest one to put on.
I don't think Hollywood exists anymore in their timeline.

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He can make pretty much anything look good

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That "Zim" is really fucking hot but it in no way looks like Zim

Dont lie, that's you

WIP that I think I can get away with actually posting and not linking to Imgur for once.

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Let's calculate. Assuming he's around 150 years old, and that the Irken soldier Floog is about his age, Floog aged 37 years more than Zim had due to a Zim anomaly which would bring him up to ~190 years old, Zim asks him to make a giant statue which would take 12 years, making Floog ~202, repeating ~15 years (estimated) 3 times for 3 commands Zim gave out to Floog, Floog aged to around ~250 years old (or more) before physically becoming too weak to continue working.

Me on the right.

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Here:

Sometimes the old invasion strategies are the best.

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>that art

An ancient relic of times past.

>"I put the fires out."
>"You made them worse."
based zim

Nar x Zim is underrated if that’s Zim

shut up you whiney fag

Worse? Or better?

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“Worse... or better?” *smug grin*

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Why is Jhonen credited with Stanley anyway?

Oh no. No no. You will not make me ship Zim and Professor Membrane.

Nope, it's already too late.

Membrane needs to stop adopting green children. It's getting weird.

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Threadly reminder that Dib is for head pats and providing emotional support and baking cookies for, while Zim is for enslavement and humiliation and plowing until he can't walk!

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Zim is for huggies and snuggies! :3

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Zim is cute.

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Zim is for forcing into marriage and taking him as a trophy husband

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HOT

Zim is for vivisection

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t. dib

I heard somewhere that he's supposedly older than earth itself

Did anyone else find Dib’s obsession with Zim getting dissected alive creepy?

I find it creepy and that's hot

No, he has every right to hate Zim to death and want him gone for good

He wanted to see it happen before he even hated Zim and knew he was evil.

You have all ruined me, I now require Tak porn

Zim's an alien, of course he's evil

Dib had no clue Zim was part of the aliens going to take over earth. He tried to capture him and dissect him before he even knew he was evil. Of course Zim hates Dib after that.

He heard a conversation between aliens about conquering planets and some time later an alien shows up in his school with a crummy disguise, it's easy enough to connect the dots

What if Zim was a benevolent alien?

No such thing

Zim IS benevolent. He saved the Earth countless times.

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user what the fuck?

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Literally made for bullying.

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Tak x TakShip Femdom Mindbreak Facesitting Selfcest

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Roommate walked in on me drawing Zim porn said nothing and then left.

Zim is cute! I want to beat him unconscious!

I don't want to ignore the ZADR

Would Dib enjoy Tak grinding her cunt and ass over his face?

Tell him you're taking requests if he's interested

Its ME! I was the turkey all along!

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Are there any lovedoll makers who can make a bald and green ten year old boy shaped doll without genitalia so I could insert my own alien themed fleshlights in it?

>(ignore the zadr)

Why would I do that? There's barely any of it in these threads.
Okay, most of the content out there is awful but still.

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Well I don't really ship it. The art's nice though.

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Do you think Zim would be happier if he just stopped the whole conquer thing.
We've seen him just chilling with GIR. Issue 20 was just him chilling and being tsudere about a cartoon.

Why would trans even be a thing? There doesn't seem to be any real difference between how male and female Irkens function and are treated or seen.

I don't know, would you?

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No

Autistic childhood idea incoming. I wanted Dib to have a rival paranormal investigator his age who was competing to capture Zim with him.

Definitely. I'm writing a fanfic right now where he learns that it wasn't the invading that was important to him, it was attempting to finally be accepted by his society except it never happens and then he learns to just accept himself.

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There is a point where this has to stop and we have clearly passed it.

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I think Zim has to plot to destroy something or he won't be satisfied.

Jesus Gir...

Most Invader Zim shipping content is awful. You're more likely to find good ZADR stuff purely because there's far more ZADR stuff than anything else.

Maybe. Zim is obsessive and tends to hyper focus on one thing. For instance I sort of remember the comic you're talking about. He became completely addicted to the show and couldn't stop watching, right? Zim is incapable of moderations. If he stopped trying to conquer Earth he would latch on to something else with fevered devotion.

His brain is literally defective.

No
He is INVADER Zim, being an invader is all he is, he explicitly says so in the first episode, the only time he dropped it was in Florpus and he became a miserable depressed shit face

Probably not.

>being an invader is all he is
YOU'RE NOT AN INVADER, ZIM!!!

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The eradication of the human race

And then he gets hit by a bus and is killed instantly

can you all stop trying to fuck Zim FOR FIVE MINUTES

Ikr? They should want to fuck Tak who is both taller AND a woman

I was thinking more a being hit by a meteorite but that works too.

What in the holy fuck dude?

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Well okay but not a second longer

How did you get to this point in your life? What happened to you to make you like this?

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he sleep

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Aw man, i havent seen this level of degeneracy since the last years south park threads.

Requesting Skoodge as agent 4 and Zim as agent 3

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You just don’t understand

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I haven't fucked Zim in at least the last 8 minutes, user, jeez.

That's 3 minutes longer! Hurry and fuck Zim right now!!

Part of it

あなたから期待される哀れなディスプレイ

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There's really no difference to be one or another kind of irken other than your heigh and your programing. The half-machine space insects are named and sent to work since the very moment they are developed enough (in test tubes of all tings) to function.
The fact they still have a biological gender at all is baffling enough.

Minimoose is daddy as fuck in this picture. Damn, give me that moose dick. It ain't gonna be mini for much longer, pshaw.

What is that Vortian thinking?

go away retard

"I wish that waitress would stop being a fucking thot and get me another order of Vortdogs."

>The fact they still have a biological gender at all is baffling enough.
I still believe there was a point where Irkins were just any other creature that loved and made kids.
Then things went down hill.

Got it saved already, I just want more content because the crossover fits

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reatard*

Fuck you I’m using a screen reader.

Obviously, that's how evolution works
Then they just realised that sex is [useless]

>Vortians are enslaved as prisoners
>they can vacation at Foodcortia to eat

???

I am ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM, stoopid

>Irkens can’t make good Vort dogs for shit

Then don't do that.

>The fact they still have a biological gender at all is baffling enough.

After the advent of PAKs and artificial reproduction, the Control Brains probably figured physical gender traits weren't important and a waste of time to do anything about. And they'd be right considering male and female Irkens are exactly the same besides possibly still present obsolete genitalia.

Incoming Gay shit.

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Why does Dib have such trouble capturing Zim it should be that hard

That skoodge is adorable

Some Vortians escaped, probably, and Foodcordia seems to be a mostly neutral place.

Zim can get pretty hardcore when he needs to

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They literally say in the episode there are escaped Vortians.

This is how I want to die.

Zim has the power of omni-incompetence. He fucks up so thoroughly that it creates a far-reaching fuck up field so that even the most competent of his enemies fuck up and can't take him out.

Yeah he's like a cockroach...

>"I hate you"
>"I hate you too"
>They still get shipped
I dunnget it

I hope she has a dick

This is proof that the irkens are all robots who cannot even think of fighting their leaders because if you had anyone who could think they'd stage a rebellion within a week

They don't hate each other.

They're like brothers, they hate eachother but share an unconditional love

Fucking amazing. Thank you for contributing more excellent RAPR content

Red says something along the lines of "I enjoy spending time with you" in one episode, I forgot which though.

Best ship.

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you have no idea how much ZAGR people love this panel

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The Tallest aren't even really in control. The Control Brains are. They're figure heads. Why the Control Brains bother with figure heads though I don't know. Maybe there's something in Irken genetics they couldn't remove that makes them obsequious to Tallers and the Brains decided it could be useful for controlling the population.

It's just one life's mysteries

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seek help Dib

I WANT MY RAPR

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The only people the Tallest tolerate are each other, so

Was it this clip?
youtube.com/watch?v=BO10sge2p9U

The more complex the machinery, the easier it is to break.

Oh yeah I got them confused.

Hey what if instead of all the Zim forced trap porn we made forced trap porn of Dibshit instead?

>They seem to like spending time together
>They act like older brothers, but also sometimes act like an old married couple.
>Jhonen refers to them as ZIM's "Dads" and "Surrogate Parental Figures."

user, they're the most "canon" pairing in IZ.

Dib is too masculine to be trapped.

Get back to work, Zim

How about we have one thread where we don't spam trap porn rape?

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It was in the Backseat Driver's Episode where the Armada is hurdled into a star. Purple says something like "This ain't so bad" and Red responds with "I think so too."

>twenty seconds apart

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There's also the one from Tak's episode
"Hey, I like snacks!"
"He LIKES snacks, Zim."

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Idiot savant. The term you're looking for is idiot savant.

I try bringing up things to discuss and no one responds so I just go back to lewdposting.

youtube.com/watch?v=-1XlVjk4qNA

This could be literally anyone.
Also, Dib has brown eyes.

That too.

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Shouldn’t you be... frying something?

At first I was confused why you were posting some random anime chick then

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I hate this fucking place

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Vortfags, do you play as male or female Vortos

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Male.

This. In addition it probably helps with the genetic diversity a bit to cut down on mutations that could crop up from using the same genetic code over and over.

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To the user who's writing this story

fanfiction.net/s/13375111/1/We-re-the-Same

Just wanted to say I finally got around to reading it and its damn good. Glad to see quality content in here that isnt just a bunch of thirsty faggots who wanna see Zim dressed like a slut

I wanna help make Zim's penis work again

Screen readers are designed for blind people, this user is probably blind dumbass

Attention niggers. I’ve come to tell you all that traps are based.

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More incoming Gay shit.

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Stop being blind.

Tak is Undyne
Poot is Alphys
Asgore and Toriel are uh the Tallest?
Mettaton is GIR

I hate everything about this image. In particular I hate how accurate it is.

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>undertale
Please god no, that's a whole other realm of degeneracy and autism

>the Tallest got divorced
No!!

don't talk to me or my son ever again

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Thanks Skoodge

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I want to unleash doomguy on the massive to end the irken empire.

Yeah the whole thing falls apart there. Undertale crossover is officially canceled everyone.

YOU'RE FIT TA LEARN THE PROPER MEANING OF A BEATDOWN
MADNESS CHAOS IN THE BRAIN
LET MY BLOOD FLOW, MAKE MY BLOOD FLOW THROUGH YOU MANE
YOU GOT NO BUSINESS QUESTIONING A THANG.
No love

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Fuck off you're dead

Zim would kill him with another energy absorbing blob or something

Zim

hey I'm back, thanks to the user who gave me some pointers on what to do with Red's disguise design. I redid it from scratch and it looks a lot better now. Frankly I went into drawing these only knowing what I was gonna do with Purple anyways

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hed come back, he always does

Dead like a fox. Miyuki was defective and didn't want to be a puppet for the Control Brains and she used Zim's idiocy to fake her death and fuck off. I hear she now runs a very popular alien brothel under the pseudonym Madam Yuki

Purple looks like Kevin McDonald's drunk dad sketch but as a stoner teenage.

Sure she is
just like Skoodge
and Bob
and Tak
and Keef
and all of Earth after the Star Donkey incident

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Skoodge is immortal.
Bob is also immortal.
Tak is in hiding and probably also immortal.
Keef didn't die.
Also, Earth is stuck in a time anomaly.

>tfw Zim will never torture you to death only to be brought back to life because of a lack of continuity just so he could torture you to death again but in a way that's twice as horrific

I can torture you to death user.

Aww, you're so sweet :*

Send me your address and I'll be there in a day or two.

The thought of Purple saying the daddy drank stuff to Zim is pretty fucking funny, honestly.

This has gone a bit too far trucker.

>How many planets did you conquer today? Zero? Now, how many planets did you conquer yesterd- Let me guess: zero? Well you know what they say, Zim: zero plus zero equals FAG!

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I feel like it wont be very long till were banished to /trash/

youtu.be/c17jFxjmxt4

Best Space Dad.

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That doesn't matter, all that matters is how cute Zim looks when he's writhing in pain! His screams are hard on the ears but nothing a gag couldn't circumvent

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I tried to warn you guys. Fucking horndogs. I've seen less lewd threads on /trash/

I fucking love you drawfriend. Please keep it up

I want to abuse Zim and force him to fuck me while I spit on his melting face

Another good shot of Zim in pain

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Not my art. Sorry.

>""""girls"""" are the ones ruining the thread with endless horny posting
Take it to the fucking aco thread you basement dwellers. Spare the rest of us the jannies wrath.

Do we have an archive for our doodleanons? these are super fun

imgur.com/a/Kd45E

I've got one over here
imgur.com/a/Kd45E
and I think Mommyuki/Sizzjones user has one, too, but I'm not sure where it is.

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You guys/gals are cool, take this Zim

I imagine between the screaming and clawing Zim would be passionate during sex and maybe he would grow to love being hosed down when he isn't performing well enough and subjected to torture when it's needed

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ZIM IN PAIN YOU SAY

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I missed it, what was it

/r/ing disguised Red and Purple as Blinko and Jaboody
youtube.com/watch?v=KICf6ILZZDo

I'm curious.

I don't like this image, it's looks like they're contemplating whether or not they're going to rape him.

>oneyplays
Patrician taste.

South Park made an episode about Stan and Tweek being a couple which is what I think they're referring to.

>All of this crying and disgust over basic fetish shit.
Yea Forums really is Tumblr. Bunch of vanilla pussy faggots.

Just think what would happen if IZ got a confirmed couple.

Sorry it was Tweek and Craig*
But yeah.
But no, I don't want that in IZ, thanks.

Let's hope not.

Would never happen.

What I would give to tease and hurt Zim...

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Isn't the joke that they're actually straight though? In the episode they just begrudgingly accepted what people wanted them to be despite not actually being gay

I'm pretty sure that's what happened, but you think that's gonna stop the fujos?

I don't actually watch SP so I don't know. Google led me to Reddit in a thread where they claimed they were gay for each other for a while and only became a couple at the end of that episode after pretending they weren't a couple while also wanting to be a couple and that following episodes detailed their relationship more.
I don't know? I don't care. I always thought Southpark was stupid as fuck.

When are we gonna get the lengthy, all caps pasta about wanting to fuck Zim's florpussy badly followed by a vocaroo cover?

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Or maybe he is just fucking senile due to old age.

haha imagine forcing zim into bondage and shoving a bunch of vibrators into his pants while also having him sit on a wooden horse and locking a metal plate onto his PAK so he had no chance of escaping? haha would be funny haha jhonen should make that an episode

I want to hear him sobbing while I force
pointy wet objects in his anus. Always telling him, "This is the last one if you stop crying".

But it's not really the last one, is it?

>the last two digits too

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If someone made a recording where they just screamed like Zim for a minute with interspersed "AHHH ZIMS COMING AHHH MY TALLLESSTTTT" I would cum pretty hard and treasure it
What if he also had a gag in his mouth to stop the screaming what if it became a pacifier if he still didn't comply haha
What kind of wet pointy object? Would it be enough to hurt or just feel uncomfortable? Would the water be melting Zim from the inside out?

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haha imagine if instead of a gag it's my cock haha

>AHHH ZIMS COMING AHHH MY TALLLESSTTTT
No,
no, no, no,
If you're going to make an audio clip of Zim cumming, make it like this

I want to inject Zim with an aphrodisiac drug and see what happens!

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This is really cute

He looks more Zim than the canon human Zim.

I'm going to hate you fucking faggots when we get banished to trash.

Why wait?

Go away
Take it easy fag

You misunderstand me, I'm saying why wait to hate us

Oh okay, my bad

I fucking hate you all

*beats you up*

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It's all good.

That's the spirit

Zim taking both the Tallest's dicks at once and screaming

Takbros where you at?

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Reminder that Zim never bathes and reeks of ass

Please stop, I dont wanna be banished to the /trash/ can

Imagine licking his entire body clean. You think he'd be ticklish?

WHY MUST THIS BEEEE!

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Imagine how adorable his laugh would be....

What's good

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I have a MIGHTY NEED

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I would love to read a story of them forced to work or live with Zim, Red being a competent invader/leader giving Zim advice. While Purple encouraging him to do dumb shit. And Zim just fucking it all up.

He looks so rapeable there...

Shut the fuck up nigger.

Red was a Pilot. Purple was in Communications.

youtube.com/watch?v=kjLqUDCp6UI&t=0s
What if Zim played VR with his "friends"?

Working on an IZ fic.

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Irken foot

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Its probably trolls trying to get this place banished.

Fund it

What if Zim and pals went to hogwarts
youtube.com/watch?v=89YAaBzrVD8

>tfw my fic was only 12th grade level

I need to use more big fancy words

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>tfw I've been drawing in an IZ artstyle
>have been bored of my own style because I dunno what I wanna do with it/having trouble making the rules for said own artstyle
>drew a pony or two in the artstyle too
>having fun with it
Fuck, I don't wanna abandon my own artstyle completely, I really like it, but drawing like this is fun.
I never said they were good sketches.

I really don’t want to shit up the thread but I’m so fucking diamonds for Zim. I haven’t been this horny for a character in so long and it’s your fault you fags.

Purple would probably encourage him to do lethally stupid things. Then sit back and laugh while eating the entire contents of Zim's fridge.

What website is this?

I'm writing a femdom Tak/Zim epic that'll go on for at least 20+ chapters. What are you doin bruh?

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What was it?

wordcounter

Oh great. They're not even being subtle. Fuck off.
Congratulations on having autism so strong that you turn into a complete cumbrain. Now please, never talk about your dick again.

Can you guys please come to the /aco/ thread? I’m trying to get lewd discussion going there but no one showed up.

This way the anons who don’t want to see lewd can be happy and we can just post porn.

MODS

It wasnt that.
After last season ended show discussion continued for a while until anons got obsessed with making kyle bullying prompts and only those, there was a pastebin and everything. that it moved from bullying to omarashi to straight up vore it got so bad that south park threads were deleted on site.
Then shit cooled down and now theres only like 1 or 2 south park threads a month.

...

I remember that shit it was hilarious

>your average zim torture poster

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I don’t see it

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Go to /aco/ user. We can be free there.

I always thought he was just programmed to be a fast food employee but just insanely denies this and wants to be an invader, like the show often hints.

>Why yes, I lewdpost both on Yea Forums and /aco/ threads, how could you tell?

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>go from bullying to vore
How.

He was reprogrammed to be a fast food worker. He was programmed as an invader first.

t. Have rewatched the show seven times

No he was originally programmed to be a scientist but he liked being destructive so they tried making him an Invader but that didn't work because he tried annihilating Irken civilization and THEN he was recoded as a fast food employee.
Also, unlike most of the Irken soldiers, he's not really that good at fighting if you notice in the show and comics, and prefers to use robots to fight with.

You know he is actually a good inventor. Another parallel with Dib I guess.

>tfw lorepost on Yea Forums and lewdpost on /aco/

Follow my ways.

Come to the /aco/ thread.

Fun times with space dad

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I just got here and THIS IS SO CUTE I LOVE THIS

I love this.

Can you do Red as Blinko Highheels and Purple as Derrick Derpman

OH NO

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dont cross the beams you autist

I’m going to start posting the /aco/ link at the beginning of every Zim thread so we can direct the lewd posters there

I’d like some episodes of them acting like parents. Red being nurturing(as he’s the nicest comparatively). Then Zim goes to Purple and he completely misconstrued Red’s advice. [spoilers] the funny thing is if Purple let him listen to Red he could legitimately take over earth.[/spoilers]
Ideas
Mrs.Bitters tells Membrane Dib has been bullying Zim more than school accepted. Membrane invites them to dinner, to apologize for Dib’s bullying. Tallest don’t care about the bullying, or tease Zim for getting bullied by someone with such a big head. They basically say Zim deserves it to Membrane. Zim doesn’t catch it.
Dib and Zim get sent upstairs begrudgingly on both sides. Zim wanting to protect the Tallest, and Dib his dad from the twin alien scum.
Zim is somehow fighting Dib in an intergalactic fight upstairs.
The Tallest’s are basically trying not to eat Earth food. They’re “ultra vegans” Shenanagens with Membrane. Zim and Dib come back down. Looking very obviously hurt and tired. Red Purple finally seeing a way out say Zim is tired. Pick him up and leave.

Membrane either thinks they’re nice and say they should hang out like this once a month. Making Zim and the Tallest continue to do this every month.

Or he does’t want them back over because it’s too hard to provide to Ultra vegans.

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They're only vegetarian. The Tallest loves cheese.

How bout fuck you I do what I want

These threads wouldn't be reaching 500+ posts without lewds and drawanons. Plus it's no fun posting lewds in nsfw boards. Where's the risk? Let the mods clean up if they have to.

I'm still gonna lewdpost here regardless of policing

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No for Earth food. I know they aren’t vegans. But on Earth they are. “Ultra vegans”. It’s just an excuse, they just don’t wanna eat earth food.

Go fuck youself you miserable cretin. Mad that the thread is tired of your endless horny posting? The reason nobody talks sbout nonlewd posts is because you faggots drown out any real discussion.

Beautiful.

yo shut the fuck up we were just talking about zim's original encoding

>The level of seethe on this guy

If you think I'm doing anything but increasing my number of lewdposts, you're wrong. Stay mad.

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I'm sure as hell tired of you incessant bitching

>the threads would be slower without our rape discussion
I would rather have slow quality threads than a fast moving river of shit.

>Shitting on draw anons

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>40% of the mass of his prefrontal lobe
This is absolutely disgusting but the little brain joke from that episode aside, you could destroy the current organic Zim's brain and still bring back Zim, you'd just need a new body/brain to hook the PAK up to. Zim is really just the PAK, the brain just holds an echo of it for a little while, but if it stays detached for too long or the PAK is destroyed than Zim disappears forever from the meatbrain.
If you really want to do some kind of Zim mindbreak, you're gonna have to hack the PAK.

You fucking retards. Its the same fucking guy every day, every thread. When will you learn? He's trying to get you all riled up.

Isn't it only the pollutants that harm Irkens? Because I'm pretty sure Red drank water at some point.
Doesn't matter, I still want to see where this goes and the shit that would happen in 's concept

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I'm going off on a limb and I'm going to assume the brain only helps him with his motor movement and not anything else.

I think he's just doing it to get more lewds out of us!

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UH OH
I think i recognize you, did you do the depressed Zim ones?

Come to aco and be a cum brain with me I’m lonely in there

>belly button
I thought they were keeping a close eye on the comic so shit like this didn't happen?

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Wait fuck wrong user in the spoiler

He kinda has a button spot when his skin was ripped off in Lice.
But yeah that artist was one of the worst.

He drew it on to appear more human.
Unfortunately it was permanent marker.

No I honestly only do it for (you)s. I've never watched this show. You guys are horny retards though.

Yes

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Nuh uh, don't you defend the artist fuck ups, I'm out for blood here.

It's strange to think that a pak is a sort of data backup of one's consciousness, but without it attached you would die. HOWEVER, you also need a brain/body for it to function normally which sorta negates its usefulness as both the body and pak are just as prone to destruction.

And didn't Zim possess an inanimate chair in the comics? So you don't need organic matter either?

The truth is jhonen never had consistent lore in Zim and just did whatever he wanted for the sake of jokes. This is the fate of all loreposters.

It's quality work friend, keep it up

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I just ate some walnuts covered in cinnamon powder. It was delicious. Would recommend.

Then why are you here?

Reminder the PAK episode was never finished so I can sweep it under the rug

Oh. Thanks.

Its fun to fuck with people. The memes are funny too since I understand the context well enough.

Ok then

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He so cute.

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>This could be literally anyone.
>Also, Dib has brown eyes.
It's Dib, it's from a whole Westaboo AU where Zim somehow becomes tallest and brainwashes Dib into being a meido trap. It looks like generic animu because it was made by actual Westaboos and that's how they draw. It's non-English and the people who made it don't speak English but there were dozens of pictures at least. I just thought it was hilarious and it triggers the fuck out of people here for some reason.
There were trap and meido Zims too for those really curious but fuck if I'll ever find it again, Asian art shit is on twitter and absolutely impossible to navigate. Way before the movie aired, Westaboos started pumping out the weirdest IZ shit imaginable for a while and I have fuck all clue why the Hell that suddenly happened again a few years ago.
With shipping shit, it is often true that some of the art is pretty good or really good, sometimes better than the original content's art. But fanfiction is a different story. I guess because shipping fanfic is just someone's personal wank material fetish porn so "good" is hard to define, even when there's a "plot" to gloss over it half the time it's shallow and dumb and just for fapping, especially the more popular shit.

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Jesus fucking Christ.
Also why do they always go after Kyle? I remember this one girl from high school who was obsessed with Kyle laying eggs.

Just the circle of shit posting my friend. Could be worse, i could false flag as both sides of the issue until it looks like the whole thread is involved, then come in as a third party calling everyone dumb, then come in as a fourth party calling the third party out for being cunts, and then I think you get the idea. This is just fun messing around, but thread derailing can be an art. There are masters of it on the site. Be glad you don't have their attention.

I really wish we could have Psychonauts threads, kinda like how we have these Zim threads. Unfortunately, it's impossible to post anything related to it on Yea Forums without it devolving into Tim Schafer/Double Fine bashing/shitposting.

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I just wanna hold him!

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SCIENCE™

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Same.

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Are there other empires or galactic threats that could stop the irkens? I get they have a massive planet sized ship but there's always a bigger fish.

Cybertronians could wreck them.

Meekrob

Your ideas amuse me and I wish to submit to your newsletter.

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That artist didn't understand "ZIM" and made a lot of incorrect features.They even made some comment that implied they know didn't ZIM is an old man and not actually a kid.

It's a guest issue so it's not canon

>tfw developed sense of humor for the more hilariously bad ZADR art
>get to enjoy the good stuff AND have a laugh at the crap stuff
Maximum comfy.

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>Best Boy
>Not Best Girl

He did but Zim doesn't know that.

Best girl is Tenn tho, so it's basically the same.

I love this so much. Do you have pics of your designs for the human disguise Tallest? I need more.

I love you and thank you. Nice work man.

right up here

My head canon is the tallest are adult irkens and the rest of the empire is just kids who never grow up because of their paks

I don’t know why but I can already hear Purple saying “Wow, you’re even uglier!”

My head canon is that Tenn is Zim's sister

Ooh! I like it!
Red's arms are a little short though, and I'm not 100% keen on his hair color

other than that, though!

>it took me 6 hours to write 6k words for my Invader Zim fanfiction
>it took me 6 days to finish 8k words for the novel I'm writing
What's wrong with me

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alright, what’s the next thread

yeah I fucked the anatomy a bit. Couldn't really figure out what to do with his hair in general. Red's design is still majorly in the 'open to changes' department.

I think red's design is a little too militant. he's less lazy yeah but still lazy as fuck.
I'm adoring purple's design. i'd add headphones to it.

this one
it's the least shitposty

That has spoilered porn though

Real quick afore the thread dies completely

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alright then

So cute.
I want him to throw his drink at me.

You draw nicely, like your work

thanks man! I'm mostly shitting out quick doodles but I'm having a lot of fun in these threads.

Reminder that ninth grade reading level is the cultural norm.