My fellow humans

My fellow humans....
I am sorry....
But I found a nice Blue girlfriend.
Sorry human women, sorry human children.
But Blue Women are the future.
I will have some lighty blue children with my Blue gf!
Sorry my fellow humans, but blue women are the future!

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>I will have some lighty blue children with my Blue gf!
How's that gonna work when you're choking on her blue dick on a nightly basis?

Are you from New Zealand?
This shit movie is on TV right now.

>How's that gonna work when you're choking on her blue dick on a nightly basis?
Well, it's her choice if she wants.
Mysti can still shapeshift!
She can have a nice BigBlueCock or a nice "Smurfette"

>Are you from New Zealand?
Are you a NewZealand person too?

Wow you seriously going to pretend that mutants aren’t a genetic abomination that needs to be wiped from the face of the Earth.

If you're going to betray humanity for blue women, at least choose the Kree over mutants, they're less of a threat to the rest of us.

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>Wow you seriously going to pretend that mutants aren’t a genetic abomination that needs to be wiped from the face of the Earth.
Eh...pussy corrupts the soul...

>Wow you seriously going to pretend that mutants aren’t a genetic abomination that needs to be wiped from the face of the Earth.
Meh....pussy corrupts the genetic superiority...

>choose the Kree over mutants, they're less of a threat to the rest of us.
Kree?
My Eternals.....Kree are just cute as blue people, but they are just skank cunts...both in bed and life. I don't want someone like this to spend my life with.
Skrulls are better.
Take a skrull wife, she can shapeshift in what you want her to be!

>Kree wife
>When there are Skrulls
Really, Kree-Empire-Apologizer?

They're evil and too bossy.
But I don't mind interspecies between Skrulls and Krees

>Pussy corruption mind

I love blue girls, so it's a real accomplishment that they managed to make JLaw Mystique so unappealing

>I love blue girls, so it's a real accomplishment that they managed to make JLaw Mystique so unappealing
You fool! You only made my boner harder!

>Pussy corruption mind
It's like mind-rape but you got (more) pleasure!

>I love blue girls, so it's a real accomplishment that they managed to make JLaw Mystique so unappealing
But we still love her

It's not like this in real life too?

Same fucking thing

Yeah, okay user, if you want to betray your whole family line and blueshift your children's genetics, that's your business. That's just more green master race for the rest of us.

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>conventionally attractive white woman with blue skin
eeeew, gross, what a freak.

Oh shit they have Chiss in the Star Wars sequels?

ITT: People that want to fuck muties, spacesmurfs and picklechins

I apologize for nothing.

>Yeah, okay user, if you want to betray your whole family line and blueshift your children's genetics, that's your business. That's just more green master race for the rest of us.
So you wanna betray your race with Skrulls?
You know they're too untamable and loud?
You could get your dick bitten off because you didn't pay attention

Sounds good

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>eeeew, gross, what a freak.
This make my boner stronger!

This guy gets it.

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>Sounds good
You like that your partner could kill you and left you for someone that can pair her strenght?

Hope you like the Aaron's All New Hulk With Tits!

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>ITT: People that want to fuck muties, spacesmurfs and picklechins
Yes my fellow human.
Our fight for human lives and children was useless

I do. The only thing that kills it is her retarded narcissistic personality change.

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>Jason Aaron
Hey, kids, remember when the Celestials were, like, super-duper unstoppable?
And by unstoppable we don't mean "needs a Hulk to stop", we mean "can't even be scratched by super-charged Odin" unstoppable?
Remember those days? Do ya, huh? Do ya?
Back before every five weeks there's a dead Celestial just... dropping out of the skies?
Logos, the Beyonders, that stupid axe from Remender's Avengers, freaking Kang, KANG of all people...

They've gone from utterly impenetrable and inscrutable beings to a whole species of freaking Waspinators.
(only without the lovableness, obviously.)

It doesn’t feel genuine or sincere, but like Aaron himself is just biting back at critics. It’s not She-Hulk herself that is expressing her love for her new form and being proud of who she is now, but the writer saying these things. The characterization has not matched up well, since Aaron hasn’t spent much time with her in the past arcs. The issues of her own identity as this raged-filled character have not come up either within the series, outside of an early instance where she accepts who she is now abruptly with little fanfare. When it comes to character growth, the most Jen has gotten until now was to just become Thor’s girlfriend.

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meh, sorry but that isn't she-hulk, as much as Aaron is trying to make it seem like Jennifer would be okay with it.... this she-hulk is nothing but a hulk stand in.. and its fucking sad what Aaron done to her: Aaron removed her entire character and what made her unique to just make her a "Hulk with a vagina"

Jennifer Lawrence Mystique worst movie version.

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Jenn has every right to be pissed off at the way people treated her. Hell, I can even relate to feeling that someone saying they envy your life when they don't know what you' going through is disrespectful.
But not when the guy who says that is Bruce fucking Banner.Like I'm sorry but of ALL people you're going to take issue with bruce? like what, you had it a million times easier than bruce has ever had to deal with... fcking aaron :/
can't just go ahead with this monster hulk story, gotta shit on she-hulk legacy, for sure that'll make ppl like this new status quo -_-

>Jennifer Lawrence Mystique worst movie version.
Ouch! We found someone that got cucked by a fatty blue woman that was too pretty for him!

You're just jealous of my fat blue wife!

You misspelled kino

>interspecies between Skrulls and Krees
Pure degeneracy.

>Pure degeneracy.
But think at what their offspring could be!

I'm atracted to primary colors
I like blue girls
I like red girls
I like asian girls

>I'm atracted to primary colors
>I like blue girls
>I like red girls
>I like asian girls
One these thing is not like the others.
Girls with Argyria should be protected, not liked

>Pure degeneracy.
We found the Chitauri!

Green master race wins again!

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