ITT: Yea Forums chads
Time to hit controversial land.
No, this is correct, Steven is a self-assured male who moves past his insecurities and has a gf and everything. It shouldn't be controversial when it's right.
>self-assured male who moves past his insecurities
He has no insecurities becase his care takers or neighbors enable his spegy behavior.
Mickey is a virgin Donald is the true chad
What does Oswald fit into a criteria ?
That is the opposite of what happens in the show.
But it's not like these threads ever actually mean anything, I still remember the gar threads of old Yea Forums... just a nonsense word to encapsulate some vague sense of masculinity.
For the love of God, can someone tell me what a "Chad" is!?
Chad is pretty much an alpha male, a stud.
That's it.
A slut
Look at the mirror :)
the absolute fucking legend
checked
BEHOLD.
THE POWER OF SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION
>censors and castrates everything they buy to be family friendly and PC
Mickey is the opposite of a chad desu
The biggest Disney chad out there
Also a slut like the other user said
>Mickey
>Chad
>bender of all elements
>eight million friends across various nations
>qt girlfriend
>effortlessly attracts women of his peer group
>talented jewellery maker
Does he deserve the spot of Yea Forums chad, OP and anons?
No.
>Dirk
>Chad
Yeah... No
Donaldfags don't be delusional, Mickey is the top chad.
Is there any doubt?
>homosuck characters
>the worst ones at that who ruined the already shit story
both of you fuck off
You really honestly can't go wrong.
FUCK SCRAPPY I WILL FUCKING STOMP HIM INTO A PUDDLE OF MUD THE STUPID SHIT
Daisy is a cunt anyway
Donald deserves magica
Thanks user, that's very nice
Mickey doesnt even have enough confidence to walk outside without pants.
>Is insecure he'll lose his girlfriend every 5 minutes, possibly the most insecure relationship on Yea Forums
>Is the biggest pushover ever
>"Top chad"
those two are only dancing cause they're jealous of their SOs
minnie wouldn't dance with donald (and vice versa) unless they wanted to get back at mickey/daisy
the most underrated lead character in a disney film
it's a shame the kittens get all the attention nowadays
>you should never try to improve for your significant other! you should be perfect from the get-go and not have any flaws.
what a stupid fucking message. the only good thing to come from this comic is the chad edit
It's only cause his monster cock would drag on the ground. Don't wanna get cuts.
>insecure
since when? the only time he's been insecure about losing minnie was in mortimer's first short
minnie is literally crazy for him
Puny Mousecock cant even satisfy mouse pussy let alone duck vagina.
They're cute together and probably would have a healthy relationship.
The 50 or so times in House of Mouse he thinks someone will take her away
Or the 50 or so times in MM 13 where he thinks he has to do specific tasks or she’ll lose interest
Or Runaway Brain where he has to make money for a vacation because if he doesn’t he thinks Minnie will be pissed
Or all the comics that deal with this kind of thing
Mickey is insecure as fuck
> no one posted the ACTUAL chad
Anti-Satan confirms it
cease and desist in using my likeness
based
FPBP
>some cumbrain's fanfiction = canon
no
Hero of the Injustice-verse.
But user, that's completely based.
You're right.
Also, Greg and Garnet.
Goofy
Step aside stuball
was it rape?
>ducks
of course it was
>Sires enough busty redheaded daughters to make an army of them.
Who else has accomplished such a great?
Whoa is that Donald Glover?
Country in africa
>mouse for ants
amazing
They’re Ducks.
Oswald sowed many a wild oat in his heyday, but found a keeper and is a dedicated family man now.
this whole "chad-virgin" dichotomy is doing more damage to men than feminism ever did.
GOOFED.com
>Gumball
>chad
No
Finn from AT is a chad
Gumball is a loser
Caring about what others see as "spergy" is as virgin as ot gets, pussy. A true chad just does what he likes.
>Finn from AT is a chad
So he finally got together with Bubblegum, the girl of his dreams? Or maybe he finally struck it up with Marceline
>vriska
>dirk
>"""""chads"""""
please, if you have to post homestuck, clearly there is one contender in the running that outstrips the others by red miles.
He and Mickey are like brothers. They share everything.
just an ideal male, it's very subjective.
Some see men who just do as they please as chad, while others see principled men with self restraint as chad
only problem with this is if one of the Caballeros is gay, I think it'll be Panchito.
also I think we can reverse-engineer Minnie's actual taste in men, regardless of how she behaves towards Mickey, from that 1980s special
Aren’t they canonically half brothers in-universe?
They could share Minnie too
You mean Flame Princess, haven’t you seen anything past Season 3
And either way that’s still more love interests than Gumball will have friends over his entire life.
Make way for the king.
>Donald calls Minnie "doll"
>Minnie wants Donald to loosen up and feel comfortable.
Whatever you say.
whenever a 19-year-old virgin is in the throes of self-loathing, he imagines the "Chad", some imaginary alpha male who can get pussy at the drop of a hat. Maybe he's seen abusive guys with girlfriends, maybe he's seen rich guys with gold-digging arm candy, maybe he's seen dumb varsity athletes falling into vaginas as if by accident. Extrapolates this into an entire worldview because the Internet turns everything into a conspiracy theory.
In times of yore, these people would either calm down and figure things out eventually, or decide that sex isn't important and go on with their lives, maybe they'd complain to their friends. As a last resort, they'd visit the Minnie Mouse Institute for the Tragically Un-Hip and get their behavior and wardrobe straightened out while watching some groovy toons, maybe some outpatient care, and perhaps a relaxation session on Clarabelle Cow's massage table.
but since the MMITU shut down in 2011 due to a horrendous media smear campaign, men have been deprived of this valuable resource. And the vacuum has been filled by anti-feminist groups with their no-fap regimens and cereal naming.
They're vanilla compared to his parents.
>panchito
>not jose
What happens in Bahia stays in Bahia.
>look, just because Minnie and I swing with Oswald and Ortensia doesn't mean she's plays around.
>any more of this talk and I'll buy Studio Ghibli and put their whole catalog into the Disney® Vault™ while I make a live-action remake of each one.
It's honestly a pretty good pairing. Daisy wouldn't want some doormat and would toughen Mickey up while Minnie would provide some much needed relaxation for Donald.
Didn’t he break up with Flame Princess
And doesn’t Gumball have a girlfriend
To be fair, all three are pretty bi as fuck. And it has to be bi because they get horny over girls
But I agree that Panchito is the only one they could reasonably have officially like guys because it wouldn't cause a media frenzy and hurt the company
>What happens in Bahia stays in Bahia.
under Bolsonaro, what happens in Bahia better run to... well I would say America but our asylum-seeking procedure has gotten a bit more torturey lately.
so who's in more trouble: a gay Brazillian or a gay Mexican? And where can they run without being thrown in a concentration camp for trying?
This dress did fucking wonders
I disagree.
Donald is the only man who can push back against the kind of head games Daisy plays. She'd turn Mickey into a whipped husk, isolate him from his friends, she'd start controlling his life.
as for the Minnie-Donald pairing I won't speculate on it because I loved Spirited Away
>Donald
>push back against Daisy
>implying Donald's not a husk around Daisy who lets her beat him, verbally abuse him, and frequently is dumped by her for anyone better than him
>all three are pretty bi as fuck.
>Panchito is the only one they could reasonably have officially like guys
Donald would not be so pathetic if he were bi. He would know he had better options than Daisy.
and I don't want to assume Aki's gender, but they've never refused a request afaik. just whip it out and see what they do with it
>She'd turn Mickey into a whipped husk, isolate him from his friends, she'd start controlling his life
This is a good thing though
Mickey's the type of affable guy who would wait on Daisy hand and webbed foot with a smile. He'd probably love hearing Daisy talk for hours and then have a date at the nearest location concerning the interest.
>as for the Minnie-Donald pairing I won't speculate on it because I loved Spirited Away
What?
Ari's the safe choice for being gay considering he's a minor character.
2005: "Give a weird left-handed compliment to disqualify yourself as a suitor. This is called a "neg", and if done right, she'll laugh it off. This brings you from A3 to C1, the first trimester of the comfort-building stage. Only six more to go!
2015: Insult the bitch constantly and never compliment her, so that she is in constant need of your affection. Indeed, don't even actually fuck her because girls are gross.
2025: where are all these fucking 40-year-old virgins coming from? I was getting laid when there was no booze OR birth control. and I didn't sit around blaming feminism (even though the suffragettes are why we had no booze.). I guess we just listened back then. Should be easy, you people have sound now.
Did you just step off of Neogaf or something from 2013
The sad thing is it doesn't matter who is better for him, corporate makes it so he can never change even if in his heart he wants to. There's even stories that play with this. Everyone should be thankful he even gets as good of bird friends as he does
Speaking of which, what do people think Ari's gender is anyway? I hear both
i picture Ari as AFAB enby, probably because of the pink coloration and lack of any other secondary sexual characteristics.
in retrospect, would not whip it out in their presence, i don't think there's an off-button.
>AFAB enby
In english, doc.
Is Finn a chad or a loser
You can go anywhere with a flying serape or book goddess.
>Gets all the hot girls in the series
>Humorous as fuck
>Fucks with just about every character in the series
>Will act as gay as he wants (and probably is to some degree) and doesn't give the slightest shit
Now this is a chad
Also a chad for wrecking the chad
>>AFAB enby
>In english, doc.
assigned female at birth MAYBE? but I defy anyone to look at Aki and say either "definitely a man" or "definitely a woman". therefore "non-binary". probably one of those bird species without penises, so it makes no difference to you, the fan. could be a fucking mustard dispenser, you don't care, you just want to dive under there and see how many licks it takes to get to the center.
I could see it, I'm just blanking if they ever talked about that subject
TFW Ari x Panchito is made canon
>the MMITU shut down in 2011 due to a horrendous media smear campaign
i hear the DeVos family bought the building and it's a gay conversion therapy clinic now
it's too bad, we need guidance!
Reminder that Donald could tap this whenever he feels like it.
Him and Scatcat!
this. Gumball had one girlfriend who was loyal to him the entire show, plus you just know he was bangin his mom too
that's way more chad than incel Finn
Ari belongs to another.
The sex between these two must’ve been crazy
Binky is the best character in Arthur. Fight me.
They didn't have a isolated cabin either.
>police are called to the newlyweds house after neighbors report screams, breaking glass, and other loud noises
>after going through what must be a murder scene they find the happy couple entwined in a shredded bed
>officers get tossed out by the irate lovebirds
>"chad-virgin" dichotomy
i don't think you're a chad until you've had to postpone sex for something more important
Chad who was treated like a loser after a certain point in my view.
yeah I remember this comic. the framing device is the nephews walking in on him reminiscing with some book...
Scrooge may have gotten the girl a few times but... not really in a healthy manner.
Disney sure does write ducks into dysfunctional relationships...
>A cups BTFO
>tinkle, tinkle
?
>crack an ankle
Minnie, honey, you don't want to say that around somebody with all the bad luck.
He was a Chad at the start of the series but quickly became a pathetic doormat in almost all of his endeavors.
Glass falling to the floor.
>touching her boob
Don’t forget he almost married said girlfriend
And that their romance is one where the girl completely accepts that her love isn’t perfect at all and just wants to be happy with him
>RCO114
He's only got time for Magica and Goldie when he's out in Dawson.
>1st and Elm
i'ma go there and talk to that duck lady
i'll give her my phone number on a fake ATM receipt with a high balance
take her on a date, i told the credit card company to put "DR" before my name
my car is a used 10 year old Lexus, she won't know how cheap it is
will drive her past a house being built in a rich neighborhood and say "yeah, i'll be living there in two months"
i think that'll work
He is an incel
What an incel opinion
Donald spent the entire Three Caballeros 1944 movie trying to get with live action human women.
hence Bahia donald, you need to walk like a man
I know at least one comic mentions Donald's conquests with latina women.
She started it.
>scrooge got date raped
Post it. This comic was obviously made by a woman
>"the right man doesn't have to try"
yeah this one sucks but you can't blame feminism for this one. This looks like the culmination of a lot of shitty things about American culture: romanticism, the concept of "soulmates" and "fate", perfectionism, stuff like that.
>tfw character looks like a Chad but doesn't act like one
That Is some fucking swagger in mick's walk.
post the gloryhole edit
Maybe I'm just new, but Yea Forumsco/s bizarre adventure might have been the most autistic thing I've seen come out of this board.
>cumbrain
Yikes.
That's not Greg "Murdercock" Universe, user