Reminder that Steven Universe could beat up your favorite character.
Reminder that Steven Universe could beat up your favorite character
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Carter Mitchell
no, not even close
Adrian Taylor
Steven's a fat pussy and would get destroyed by any semi-competent fictional character, along with his dyke gem buddies
Nathaniel Watson
Lol faggot
Justin Martin
Steven wouldn't even be able to scratch him
Robert Green
With or without fusion? Cause I'm p sure he can't escape him.
Henry Hall
A fellow DB Yea Forumsmrade, I see.
Hunter Phillips
Nope.
Daniel Cruz
Easily beats Goku.
Aaron Edwards
No.
Ethan Davis
Is that so?
Jacob Lee
Depends on what level Steven is at.
Noah Robinson
Who is this guy again?
Hunter Hill
No wait he totally stomps.
Daniel Cox
He couldn't.
But he could very, very easily convince him to stop fighting.
Cameron Lewis
Yes, Goku could beat Goku in a fight but Steven can't though
Asher Young
Yes
William Morris
Fat pussy or not, he's pretty tough to deal with in physical combat.
Adrian Wilson
Steven Universe could beat up Rudy from Chalkzone?
You gotta be kiddin me
Bentley Morris
Dude, nothing can stop the King of the Monsters. He wouldn't die even if you killed him.
Samuel Jackson
Aporou would eat him, thou talk no jutsu might work but Steven has nothing to say that would convince him fro eating him alive
Eli Gonzalez
Katakuri, or "Dogtooth", from One Piece.
Strongest son of one of the 4 pirate emperors. Made of, and can produce an infinite amount of, a sticky, gooey substance that he can control, shape, harden, and launch from his body with enough force to punch through steel.
He can also see the future.
Christopher Bailey
I mean, IN chalk zone he stands a chance, but otherwise...
Logan Sanchez
It doesn't matter how many times Steven kills Kyubey, he always comes back.
He has literally no emotions so Steven can't talk no jutsu him.
Ethan Ross
Evil Con Carne can take Steven. Especially since Ghastly's an inventor. There's also the Grim Reaper as well.
Hudson Diaz
>punch through steel
thats not really that impressive
Colton Powell
He’s smiling though
Hunter Ortiz
>"Entropy cannot be stopped"
>"Uh, yeah it can Kyubey. Gems already produce infinite energy over time."
Xavier Cook
Unless we're using pure gem Steven and that's just rose.
Joshua Bailey
He's been calculated to be around high mountain level
Ryder Long
*Not unless
Jason Gomez
>He's been calculated to be around high mountain level
those calculations always bother me, what move he used that outputed that much power
Camden Murphy
Fuck unless Steven got some major power ups since I dropped Steven universe this would actually be a really good close fight
Maybe not current old man Satan but Satan in his prime would be a great match up against Steven.
Charles Roberts
So has Steven on Vs Battles
Eli Morris
It is when you can apply that same psi to giant building-sized fists that can all rapid-fire faster than bullets.
Thomas Wilson
Steven could easily beat Superman and Superman easily beats Goku
Dominic Wilson
Not in those faggot ass clothes
Charles Morgan
Trixie lulamoon as she was originally introduced could beat Steven but her later appearances where she was retconed to be weaker she probably couldn't manage. Although admitidly they did seem to be working on bringing her power level back up when I gave up on the show so I have no idea what level she is at now.
Evan Foster
Yeah well my favorite character is Depression. Let's see this high estrogenic faggot try to beat my nigga Depression up.
Dylan Collins
Probably yeah, I mean he doesn't even have God Tier
Matthew Carter
i stopped watching steven universe season three. after that i didn't like the direction the show was going and i also stopped going gay literally so i was just losing interest. this show is not for me so clearly im not this shows target audience and i don't like the archetypes that the show is based on. literally, steven being a teenager, sucks. let him be like nineteen like dragon ball or some shit that would be fucking dope. id watch that shit. for real. make steven a real adult and make the show go dark or go really bold id watch that. not adult themes per se just bold, or an adventure in space thats dynamic. you know. idk its more than being gay thats corny and ignorant or whatever but. im not gay and a kid who needs that support so im good. i have a life called pimping. and pimping aint easy ayy
Matthew Reyes
That chalk can throw anvils, come on
Evan Rivera
Best character in his manga.
Nicholas Torres
>let him be like nineteen like dragon ball
Goku was like 10 in his first apperance
Later retconed to be slightly older I think.
Carson Hernandez
He’ll just Change Her Mind
Isaiah Perry
His attacks were matching blow for blow with Luffy's Gear 4th, which folded a city in half.
In a more literal interpretation, ha can just turn an entire mountain into mochi.
Benjamin Rogers
i know i was gonna say z but i didn't wanna be incorrect and make you mad.
David Murphy
I think not
Cameron Garcia
>Later retconed to be slightly older I think
You mean actually growing up throughout the series?
Gabriel Rivera
lets just say my guy is immune to death
Brayden Walker
They don’t call him Mr Satan cause he ain’t misbehavin!
Brody Hernandez
Who is he?
Kayden Parker
Isn't Konrad, out of all the Primarchs, the only one to die by a human hand?
Christian Harris
At one point it was revealed that he was older than he thought he was because he didn't know how to count properly at first.
Elijah Gray
Yeah but he willingly let it happen to prove a point so I’m not sure what to make of it, also that’s not Curze, that’s Jago
John Phillips
I don't know why that made me laugh so hard, but I wish the actual show had that self-awareness.
>"Rudy! The world trade center is falling! USE THE CHALK, RUDY! You've gotta DRAW somethin'!"
>"Uh...I can't. It only works when we're IN Chalkzone."
>"Oh."
>"..."
>"Looks like you're gonna have to erase the Chalk Trade Center, huh Rudy?"
Robert Long
Momonga
Leo Bell
Good taste. That's actually a great point to drop the series.
Kayden Hughes
This argument is moot because Steven wouldn’t want to beat up anyone.
Eli Ramirez
what can this faggot do?
Gavin Bailey
Dumb joke, abd even dumber cartoon.
Carter Carter
>shield that can never break and can slice solid rock
>pink bubble that can never pop and can grow spikes
>floating powers
>the power to telepathically communicate
>tears can resurrect the dead
>spit can fix broken or corrupted things
>when his gem is extracted, his pink form is able to let out a powerful scream that can cause a total earthquake
>can't die from falling debris or being crushed
>talk no jitsu, a definite one
>powerful strength
There's more, but that's what I can remember.
Jaxson Williams
Nothing gravity beams can't kill
Zachary Rodriguez
Unlikely
Owen Nelson
>muh boring space opera
Fuck off brainlet. There's a show called Voltron, you can go watch that.
Gabriel Gutierrez
His body self regulates it's own gravity field.
Austin Edwards
Isaac Smith
What're you gonna do, tubby? Cry?
He couldn't beat a pony.
Gabriel Ortiz
Sounds like fodder for the Main Man.
Jason Lee
Fujobait.
Jordan Walker
Damn Rudy
Hunter Anderson
Haha no
Julian Wilson
I doubt that it could stand up to three gravity beams capable of lifting several hundred tons
Thomas Jackson
Based
Carson Parker
It's a classic cat smile that literally doesn't reflect anything on his part. Kyubey is closer to a soulless hivemind than it is anything we would consider living.
Jason Jackson
they got bitch slaped by Nero, by fucking Nero. I have no respect left for them
Caleb Cook
Canonically no
Juan Gonzalez
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Josiah Hernandez
Yeah, No
Ian Morales
>One Piece
>Fujobait
If anything Oda is not afraid of making ugly/disproportionate characters.
Jack Edwards
Tyler Campbell
Tyler Parker
He couldn't even beat his eating disorder
Caleb Bell
The fucker can flick a a jelly bean with enough strength to turn it into an effective bullet
Owen Phillips
Steven Universe vs Big Bird
William Gutierrez
She'd drop Steven in the incinerator before he could even do anything.
Hunter Diaz
He wouldn't be able to do shit against any character in Invader Zim. Mark my words.
Jack Reyes
>"I'm sure there's some good in you Zim!"
>4 hour long laughing from Zim commences
Landon Morales
>Reminder that Steven Universe could beat up your favorite character.
>Beat up
That's a given, but stop them from stealing the hearts of everyone he loves turning those hearts into fellow creatures born of darkness, and ultimately consuming the heart of whatever world SU takes place in?
I highly doubt that would happen.
Hudson Lopez
Nero barged in when both were already vastly weakened from fisting each other, and he himself got Devil Trigger working for him. At full strength, they'd likely body him.
Wyatt Bennett
>anishit
Fuck off to Yea Forums or the other dozen anime boards.
Jeremiah Morgan
anti gravity yo. also he has portals. her only weakness.
John Miller
Even in the clothes. Superman’s a chump.
Nathaniel Watson
Would Steven Universe even be able to do anything against the Skeksis?
Josiah Collins
He'd be delicious.
Luke Jackson
doest matter, Nero a whine bitch who made me hate that game, they being bitch slaped by Nero even if they were in a coma and about to die would have the same effect
Christian Wright
Imagine how much essence they could get out of him!
William Parker
Yup. Especially since Stevie isn't a keyblade wielder.
Benjamin Ward
Did that shitty movie come out?
Ryan Turner
...
Elijah Lee
No. It’s out tomorrow
Bentley Carter
>shitty movie
>not out yet
Grayson Barnes
It's by rebecca and features steven universe. It's shit by default.
James Martinez
I see you are an independent thinker
Brody Diaz
How do you know that?
Hudson Lee
Ian Evans
I'M AFRAID NOT.
Christopher Murphy
*Laugh in front of you
Jayden Fisher
Vicky would kick that little fat faggot's ass.
Nathaniel Watson
Nathan Brown
Would SU even stand a chance against Pui?
Jacob Wright
But what if my favorite character is Steven Universe?
Cameron Sullivan
>beating the King of Anime Homages
Pathetic...
Dylan Green
you know how many Steven he killed? he even sung a song about it. Steven wouldnt stand a chance against Steven
Asher Campbell
Nah.
Noah Thompson
Hudson Edwards
What did he sing?
Robert Ramirez
He can't, he's too slow.
They are literally made to be pals, it's impossible that they'd ever fight
Hunter Bennett
Jaxon Brown
wakey wakey
Leo Wright
Sebastian Thompson
and I thought his momma was fat
Isaac Carter
The whole plot of that series is about the consequences of Kyubey and his race successfully stopping entropy, retard.
Gavin Lee
Carlos wins again.
Jack Powell
Alternatively:
>"That's where you're wrong ugly round earth worm, I'm not good, I'm THE BEST, FOR I AM ZIM!"
Brayden Allen
CARLOS!
Jace Reyes
How is it shit?
Isaac Roberts
Based DMChad
Nolan Clark
I don't think so.
Jose Edwards
wrong.
Hunter Campbell
Doubtful.
Based
Caleb Garcia
Not the Pirate King
Camden Cox
HAW
Gabriel Flores
What can these assholes do?
Connor Wood
Knowing steven he would try to be friends with her and forget she is medusa and get turned to stone when he wipes his tears away to look into her eyes. Not sure if that counts as failure or not honestly.
Ryder Cox
Medusa from Kid Icarus?
Caleb Flores
Any toku pals here?
Parker Nguyen
The tattooed boy defeated Dante from dmc, destroyed the planet and punched god in the face.
David Wilson
That’s a boy?
Jason Edwards
>The Virgin Steven having a chance against the Chad Lego Batman
Aaron Taylor
Simpleton please
Bentley Rivera
Steven wouldn't stand a chance against her.
Caleb Jackson
Nah. He'd just PUNCH GOOD until Steven was paste. Then he'd crush his gem with his bare hand for good measure
Andrew Torres
Based Hollow Knight lover
Anthony Miller
He already convinced Invader Zim to join his team.
Brody Sullivan
He easily could be. His strength of heart is much higher than his physical strength
Austin Mitchell
Except Zim is far more obsessed with his leaders and less respectful of humans than Peridot is. He'd end up shattering a few gems before he says yes to joining Steven.
Samuel Campbell
Of course he did, he was always gonna end up stronger than them. They're demon-human hybrids, their power spikes with their emotions.
>Virgil
>"Emotions are stupid"
>Dante
>"Ha, I have emotions, but I'm too cool to show it"
>Nero
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
Jaxon Carter
Yeah, but the gems being around proves those consequences are unnecessary.
Tyler Russell
How important is it that I finish the other 9 shows before I watch Decade?
Jason Morgan
Peridot is nowhere near as insane and destructive as Zim is
John Bell
Irkens or Gems?
Samuel Gomez
It's not 100% necessary, but there is a lot of fun fanservice moments that will be missed if you haven't watched at least a few of the past shows.
Jack Wilson
Well yeah but my favorite character is Gaston Lagaffe, so that's not very impressive.
Daniel Clark
Who?
Liam Lee
Irkens.
Lucas Hughes
Where’s he from?
Daniel Sanders
>Steven's a fat pussy
Compassion is not weakness.
And cruelty is not strength, fool.
Asher Jones
Steven never comes anywhere close to using his powers efficiently in a fight he can turn rocks and plants around him into his own personal army in addition to being at least as strong as Mr Satan physically
Nicholas Thompson
Blake Torres
Who is that?
Jacob Moore
He's about to lose to a Giant Gorilla.
Gavin Torres
I think he’s stronger in the movie
Alexander Kelly
femto/griffith
William Russell
I'd like to see him try to touch King Ghidorah.
Alexander Jenkins
This watered down trash is nothing like Zim. Zim is literally too dangerous. Peridot can be reasoned with Zim can’t. Zim is also way more loyal than she is.
Liam Lewis
How so?
Colton James
He’s older right?
David Lewis
As much as Hercule is a great character he wouldn't be able to beat Steven. He never shows that great strength feats and his durability feats are comedic and not to be taken seriously. Hercule has no way of getting through the bubble.
Joshua Garcia
I'm comfortable with that eventuality but given the nature of certain character's power levels I feel that statement can not be an all encompassing truism.
I'd like to see him try though. Especially against pic related. Not my favorite character but certainly the strongest character in all of fiction.
Jaxon Campbell
>im-fucking-plying
The whiny crybaby runt doesn't stand a chance.
Zachary Baker
>strongest character in all of fiction
No
Lucas Brown
You will never reach the truth.
Your "end" has no "end".
Robert Peterson
This show is like SU's polar opposite. Zim's literal edges would poke Steven's round little artstyle.
Thomas Carter
Sure it does.
Landon Allen
Nope.
Final Guard, Red Minotaur, and Succubus would make quick work outta Steven but Pink Steven gets tricky when it comes to powerlevels
Jaxson Bailey
Requiem Giorno is definitely in the top tier but there's no singular strongest character in fiction.
Christian Murphy
wow most of those are garbage powers that dont work in combat outside flying and strength
are you sure that little tubby can beat anything that isnt the insides of a fridge?
Jackson Perez
>pink bubble that can never break
>literally got btfo by a bunch of retard gem mutants in Nightmare Hospital
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jackson Long
Honestly this would be a fun crossover.
>Eustace and Muriel are vacationing in Beach City
>Muriel wanders towards Steven's house and gets caught up in gem stuff
>Courage thinks Muriel has been abducted by strange monsters
Isaac Carter
>all these Yea Forums flags with their over the top power levels and asspulls
>all he has to do is call him a little faggot and pistol whip the gay away
Justin Cruz
Who is this dude?
Carter Anderson
A very angry Mormon
Easton Ramirez
What a douche
Samuel Stewart
I didn't know that's where the meme came from.
Jose Morris
Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's been training in combat, since he's talk-not-jutsued the Diamonds.
Joshua Bennett
>We gonna shit on your beach and there's nothing you can do about it fruity crystal boy!
Jordan Morales
He gets stronger with age I think
Anthony Miller
Landon Perez
Didn’t the Gems have a resource problem though?
Carter Hughes
Pretty sure Steven could beat him.
Jonathan Flores
Dude, Megas
Andrew Long
Yeah, which is why they were killing off planets.
Robert James
He's not that strong in terms of fighting. All he knows is how to heal stuff.
Jack Parker
Only for the sake of creating more gems. Which they only needed to do because they were losing soldiers. Which they were only doing because they were invading other planets. Which they were only doing to obtain more minerals. Which they only needed to do to create more gems.
Jace Martinez
>Steven
Stop! Why are we even fighting? Couldn't we just go to the boardwalk and get corndogs instead.
>Coop
...
>Jaime
Kid's got a point Coop
>Coop
Yeah but... I wanted to hit stuff!
>Steven
Uh, the arcade has whack-a-mole
>Cut to Coop beating Steven at whack-a-mole while they each eat corndogs as Jaime hits on Garnet.
Luke Nelson
Steven couldnt even beat him on a eating contest
Noah Reyes
Coop would love Fry Bits if he wasn’t already eating them.
Elijah Torres
He can if he trains a Pokemon that knows the move Scratch
Wyatt Thomas
Nobody can beat the champ!
Noah Peterson
Genndy Grievous is a pretty tough contender.
Andrew King
Steven can't redeem pic related, because he'd redeem Steven first.
Also Steve gets beat once the states come into play.
Blake Thomas
>in season 2
Jose Myers
New Canaanite.
Isaiah Myers
Your Steven can't even kill a God, mine can.
Xavier Bailey
>Forgetting that passing two speech checks makes him spare the leader of the invading tribe, allowing them to flee, while letting the rest of the residents of Zion National Park remember the ways of peace can apply to all
Come on man, try harder.
Ian Bennett
Where's he from?
Parker Myers
Colton Ramirez
I remember Steven vs Finn was a pretty close match a few years back, but given Steven's received so many bullshit power ups while Finn got none I think Steven would easily win now.
Ayden Bennett
He couldn't outrun the clown
Charles Jackson
They're in the same universe seeing a fight between them would get my attention.
Andrew Harris
FLCL
Christian Baker
>His favorite character is Finn
Grayson Gutierrez
I don't know, he's got a veritable number of power ups, and he was able to defeat creatures ten times his size.
Connor Thomas
These threads are pointless anyway since they're mostly meant to start shitflinging but yes Steven is pretty strong he could beat a few characters. But so many anime character are unbelievably over the top that he wouldn't stand a chance. There are also some characters here that I think he'd try to befriend first.
Anthony Nelson
You can't convince a madman that he's evil if his mind goblins convince him otherwise.
Robert Gonzalez
>Serenidad Y Paciencia, motherfucker
Andrew Sanders
Who dat?
Kayden Torres
> Satan Vs Satan
Uhh.
Asher Martin
Lol
William Gonzalez
From the very little that i remember watching before i dropped the series, cant he control his own aging anyway, rendering that point moot
Cameron Carter
Who exactly were killing the gems (aside from other gems) we haven't really seen any other sentient aliens in the show.
Gabriel Robinson
I like to see him try
Evan Scott
You don't know Kaliman?
He literally defeated both Galactus and Dr. Doom
Jason Price
>He never shows that great strength feats
Hercule is canonically the strongest non-magic, non-ki using human in Dragon Ball. He's basically Dragon Ball Captain America. He's peak human.
It's just everyone around him is Dr. Strange.
Cooper Jones
Oh? On Genm?
Logan Cox
Where is this gif from?
Carter Lee
>Not my favorite character but certainly the strongest character in all of fiction.
GER has hard counters. Gay Bulge counters the fuck out of it cause it reverses 1 and 0 so activating it defensively just traps the user in an infinite death loop instead of vice versa.
Ian Diaz
I don't know that many marvel characters. Either way, steven needs to be put down.
Ethan James
I got no shame, he's a cool dude.
I could be catty about other people's picks in this thread but we all got our individual tastes.
Owen Price
Actually that would be Oxking.
He's got a canon power level of 1000. He's had it since his introduction.
Hercule would probably at best be able to hold his own against goku in the 23rd tournament before he married Bulma.
AT BEST.
Before he'd get his shit slapped sideways.
Austin Fisher
Steven would be dead in 10 seconds if he fought Shao Khan.
Jaxon Campbell
He'd shatter Steven with his voice.
Or he'd chatter with Steven with his voice, which would be even worse for Steven.
Jaxson Allen
>Bulma marrying Goku
What? Also Hercule would lose to BoS Goku. As said he's peak human, but anyone superhuman could beat him. That includes Steven.
Gavin Gonzalez
Oh yeah that guy
Camden Gray
Who was he again?
Grayson Miller
She is Sadness, not Depression. Depression set in exactly because Sadness was being repressed.
That said good taste bro! I love her too.
Evan Bennett
Does Steven have the right mental make-up to be a channel for NO, or is it too mature in some areas and not mature enough in others?
Hunter Perez
Agreed. But I doubt Steven would want to beat up Sadness anyways.
Caleb Hernandez
I accept your concession.
Ethan Lopez
He's from Histeria
Jayden Hernandez
Finn could possible find a way to outsmart Steven, however.
Hudson Cox
user I love Finn/AT as much as the next guy, but being smart isn't one of his strong suits. He has a lot of stamina and a freakish tolerance for pain though so I guess he could just try to outlast Steven?
Angel Allen
One piece is Ugly Bastard: the manga
Lincoln Murphy
Could Gohan Blanco defeat Steven?
Nicholas Scott
Nah
Gavin Lee
MY BLOOD WANTS SOME DINNER
Michael Long
Idk, I'd say Katakuri and Lucci are some of the cooler villains you'd expect from a shounen.c Mind you, I don't think anyone was expecting Luffy to fight Katakuri. It just sort of happened without buildup.
Benjamin Torres
>Could Steven beat pic related?
No
>Could pic related beat Steven?
Also no
I'd say that's fair
Jeremiah Cook
*whispers in Steven's direction*
>The Shield thing was cooler when Caption America did it.
Aiden Myers
>Implying anyone can beat the greatest rival of all time without hocus pocus heart of the cards tricks
Jaxon Harris
apparently my image got lost in the shadow realm for a second
Ryan Sanders
Ansem would fuck up Steven
Owen Johnson
If anyone is gonna have the heart of the cards it’s gonna be Steven and you know it
Dylan Bennett
>A man does not wear a mask!
Nolan Anderson
No, no he could not
Ian Watson
Dude they literally fought for thirty minutes straight directly coming off of their other fight in the tree.
Adrian Foster
Don't the Demi-Fiend's attacks pierce resistances and immunities while also being immune to almost anything other than Almighty attacks and guns?
Josiah Flores
Having the heart of the cards is merely the first step you need strategy, guts, and to not have a 3rd rate deck like wheeler's to have even a single digit chance of wining against Kaiba's ego. Basically Steven would be Joey 2.0 and that's being generous.
Cooper Scott
Nah
Dylan Lewis
Mortal Kombat powerlevels confuse and anger me.
Lucas Howard
Chump has no inner drive to win, no card blessings for him
Gabriel Sanchez
Ayden Gomez
But, doctor...
Bentley Perez
Nah
Anthony Roberts
[X] Doubt
Levi Martinez
Goku Black was a universal threat on his own, Fused Zamasu is only more powerful and openly cries for himself, Steven could never talk him down.
Jaxon Diaz
Does he play Gem-Knights?
Jack Cook
he would lose to the king of jobbers
Juan Price
i dont think so
Lucas Howard
Obvious bait thread that OP just wants to make to piss retards off but anyways here's someone that I know he wouldn't be able to beat.
Josiah Ross
Goku Black had his shit slapped sideways by slightly pissed Vegeta.
Fused Zamasu is...just...toei being fucking retarded.
Entire goddamend thing entire story entire thing all of it is shit beyond reason.
Asher Phillips
I'd kick Steven in the fucking nuts, and I'd kick his stupid lesbian moms in the nuts too
Andrew Carter
depends if hercule is a) willing to fight dirty and b) willing to kill a minor
Levi Davis
he better hope that 'never pop' bubble holds our, and that he doesn't starve to death before hitting another inhabited planet
Wyatt Reyes
>he's stronger than he was in season 2
>therefore his bubble CAN NEVER POP NOW
Andrew Ortiz
Based.
Katakuri would only snipe Steven with a bean however, being nowhere near as climatic with Luffy.
Justin Anderson
Local fauna. The gems tend to target planets better at supporting life, so they run into opposition.
Zachary Perez
No, he just looks as old as he feels.
Mason Smith
lol, is that Super-skrull?
Andrew Lee
You’d break your foot if anything
Tyler Baker
Is the movie going to be about a sworn pacifist being forced to use physical retaliation?
Could be pretty kino.
Jordan Butler
NOT EVEN THIS GINORMOUS COCK
Elijah Morgan
SHINDAN KUROTO is very based.
Aaron Miller
Does it have to be to the death?
Mason Cox
Boy kefka would like some words
Carson Bailey
Darkness within Darkness
Jack Nelson
well, I don't imagine hercule could beat steven without using some sort of foul play, and most of those are either guns or explosives. I guess if he bombs his bubble it might not kill him.
Wyatt Wright
Kefka can be taken out by a fop with a chainsaw, a feral kid he found in the wilderness, and a homeless mime
Jackson Allen
For all his tomfoolery, Hercule is cunning enough to find an angle that convinces Steven he should throw the fight if it's not to the death
Noah Morales
Who are you again?
Easton Cox
Really? Gamera?
John Ward
I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit
Landon Flores
there isnt a single Rider that Steven can beat.
Not even the joke ones like Geiz
Cameron Bennett
Nathan Ramirez
How would Steven even compete?
Gavin Jenkins
I posted Fourze earlier.
Steven would just end up getting freaked out by Dan, then possibly injected with Bugsters via Bugvisor and fucking die
Hunter Morales
Who dat?
Grayson Ward
1. That's not Konrad, that's Sevatar
2. He let himself get killed to prove a point
James Reyes
Hercule's best chance is probably convincing steven into a fair fight. No weapons on either side, plus no gem powers. There hercule's martial arts expertise should win him the day.
Oliver Morgan
I'm certain Courage could defeat the Crystal Gems.
Leo Sullivan
and Steven jobs to everyone in that story
Thomas Perez
Eh, I guess he could, but why would he?
Joshua Wilson
Sexual domination
John Watson
I swear I saw that picture everywhere when Infinity Train was still going.
Samuel Campbell
It was. It was tradition.
Tyler Roberts
"Smug" is still an emotion, and that asshole cat has been plenty smug.
Carson Johnson
What would your reaction be if steven pulled a Gon in the film to beat the villain?
Lincoln Martin
good luck with that
Levi Perez
Fuck you for actually making me laugh Carlos
Jayden James
Steven would kick Hank’s barely there ass.
Tyler Smith
Hank would bring the propain.
Sebastian Murphy
Daniel Nguyen
One Punch Man
Julian Evans
>"I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live."
Reminder that's all it fucking takes before he pulverizes his ass
Julian Martin
Easton Ross
by screaming so loud and at such a pitch that he shatters them?
Dominic Lee
>user's foot gets stuck and there's a solid five-to-ten minutes of unbelievable awkwardness all around as they struggle to get it out
Gabriel Taylor
Come down here and say that again....
Eli Collins
>Dragon ball
>SU
Why do power level shows attract the most autismos?
William Phillips
no that was a super Skrull, Kl'rt the og Super Skrull was somewhere else at the time.
James Foster
SU is about power levels?
Jackson Sullivan
No it's about friendship
Matthew Garcia
I wonder whose defensive bubble is stronger?
Logan Gutierrez
Who’s that bitch?
Cameron Evans
One, from Drakengard.
Christian Myers
Reminder that Steven Universe could beat up Patrick Star.
Jack Wright
Somewhat similar to Steven, in a roundabout way.
>singing
>doesn't know her origins
>can create life
>mostly defensive powers
>just wants what's best for everyone
Nicholas Jackson
Who is that semen demon?
Brayden Cruz
Give up, user.
Camden Collins
How about Dipper?
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Cooper Hill
My character is tailor-made to defeat things like the crystal gem empires, and would have no qualms will playing off Steven's empathetic naivety.
Bentley Martin
So how's Steven's talk-no-jutsu going in the movie?
Hudson Bailey
don't see him winning unless he has his personal army with him, but the real question is who convinces who to help themselves
Daniel Phillips
Nope. It's getting weird right now.
Leo Jenkins
Imagine fucking your dad holy shit
Isaiah Jackson
Did they fuse?
Daniel Taylor
Yup. And they have formed a chad.
Joshua Williams
Jack Rivera
He actually did. Steven is pretty fucking powerful right now, although he still lacks fighting experience.
They would never actually fight though, Mr. Satan would suck up to Steven after seeing him use gem magic. The guy's made an entire career out of taking credit from superpowered people.
Chase Rogers
Of course. Could they possibly form anything else?
Admit I wasn't expecting it to be THAT much of a chad though, holy shit.
Nicholas Baker
So does that mean Steven Universe still could never beat King Ghidorah or something like that?
Angel Parker
thats too much dick energy
Isaac Watson
All Steven does is talk. You put earplugs on and you already beat him.
Easton Anderson
And he just got another villain talk-no-jutsued
Easton Collins
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID. YOU CAN'T TALK EVERYONE OUT OF BEING UNSTABLE FUCKERS.
I GUESS MY UNCLE SHOULD'VE JUST TALKED TO THE PERSON WHO SHOT AND KILLED HIM FOR NO REASON?
I'm sorry but HOLY SHIT, this is triggering me
Cameron Hernandez
>"PINK DON'T ABANDON ME!"
>"Spinel chill."
>"Okay, I forgive you. I just got abandonment issues."
>"Cool."
>"Wait a minute, I still fucking hate you!"
>"Wtf."
>"Yeah, you're right I should chill."
>"Cool. Now go live with the diamonds so we don't have to pay your voice actress."
>"k."
Charles Collins
Or just not take advice from a child
Brody Gutierrez
This is a terrible lesson to teach towards kids.
Julian Martinez
>tfw no spinel gf to kill with your human murdercock
Luis Brooks
i feel like this was a great movie but fell apart in the last act because all the great direction in the world couldn't write this movie an ending. i just feel like i never got an ending to the movie i was watching. kind of not a great feeling
Connor Allen
Steven Universe is over. Rate the series!
Thomas Edwards
The maximum murder cock
Ayden Myers
Connor Jones
still has 1 season left
Anthony Harris
>you are the devil
>we are the the D!
>WE ARE THE D!
>WE ARE THE D!
>WE ARE THE D!
>WE ARE THE D!
Joshua Ramirez
What lesson? That beating up people is bad?
Matthew Wright
>just shove all your abusive dysfunctional people together, that'll get them out of your hair!
Logan Diaz
Wanna bet, user?
Isaac Myers
What is THAT?
David Gray
What happens when a father and son fuse? A Chad Multiverse.
William James
It's kinda unclear. Depending on how you interpret the season finale, he might have the potential.
Steven gets split into two beings by White Diamond, who believes that she is freeing Rose Quartz from a self-imposed human prison. Instead he divides into a scared, weak human and a FUCKING ANGRY gem Steven. He completely dominates White Diamond- who moments earlier managed to brainwash the other diamonds and all the crystal gems with a wave of her hands- and refuses into normal Steven. The implication seems to be that Steven hasn't tapped into even a fraction of his true power.
William Edwards
Maximum murder cock
Nathan Garcia
I thought he relied on talk-no-jutsu
Nicholas Davis
spinel better make a appearance in season 6 or i'm gonna flip the fuck out
Kevin Lee
HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN!
Austin Perez
I mean, yeah. Talking to people with guns is generally the best way to deal with them, it's why we have hostage negotiators.
That being said, it only works for Steven so often because he has a force field and doesn't have to worry about getting shot.
Jonathan Rivera
lol didn't even notice 2 people posted the same character
Christopher Myers
Ahahahaha
no
Wyatt Anderson
Haki would break Steven's shield.
Colton Hill
Tsukasa is too abrasive, he'd get friendshipped pretty hard.
Now, Gentaro on the other hand is already Friendshipped. The battle would be between who could befriend the other faster
Luis Mitchell
That's a weird way to say you're jealous.
Austin Green
Steven might have the ultimate weapon, talk no jutsu, but lets not forget the very founder of that jutsu, Naruto himself.
Luke Moore
Borutos dad is pretty weak now
Kevin Cox
Like he even had Orochimaru congratulate him on his wedding. Fucking Orochimaru
Anthony Ross
>is basically a god now
>pretty weak
Okay
Robert Carter
Big deall, Diamonds have a way bigger bodycount
William Morgan
Steven only has defensive powers and the SU universe is pretty weak overall. Yeah pink Steven guarded against White's blasts but that's pretty much it, People really go overboard with the "it can shield against anything" point when it's just a stronger version of his bubble. In fact the diamonds are pretty weak when a full-powered combined blast from 3 of them with the intention of fucking up the planet only managed to corrupt gems. Steven has never directly faced against anything higher than city level at best.
Landon Perry
Let’s see here:
>Can bypass armor
>Moves faster
>Can’t be reasoned with, only takes orders from A.I. with god complex
>Can reset time and space
>Survived the Big Crunch
“Can’t we just tal-“
“MY EXTRACTION POINT”
Justin Stewart
you guys have to step up your game. Steven beats every character posted in this thread so far, easily. It's not even a contest.
Dylan Morgan
Prove it, then. How would Steven be able to beat all these characters?
Aaron Hill
Well the only time we see her in combat is with a standard gun. His shield could probably deflect all of the bullets
Josiah Richardson
Orochimaru is probably the best example of "and now what?"
Samuel Powell
based
Alexander Thomas
didnt he get stabbed by a child in the first episode?
Eli Howard
Ya but the diamonds don't believe what they are doing is wrong... Orochimaru on the other hand was a fucking creep and knows it
Cameron Bailey
you have to step up your bait, bro. This amount of replies on nu-Yea Forums is barely worthy of notice, this board falls for stupid shit almost as hard as Yea Forums does.
Luis Green
Are you talking about the one where he pulls the sword out right after and is completely fine?
Austin Walker
By using his powers, of course. What a stupid question.
Cooper Fisher
that one, BoruNaruto is way weaker than he was at the end of shippuden, that Naruto wouldnt have left that attack in
Justin Anderson
It didn't affect him though but I get what you mean.
End of shippuden Naruto is probably prime Naruto
Lucas Brown
>He never shows that great strength feats
Hercule's decently strong. He's shown pulling at least 2 buses by hand at one point and he had to fend off all the others in the Budokai until Goku showed up.
Zachary Evans
Dilate.
Juan Rivera
They explicitly say in Boruto that Naruto hasn't been fighting as much and is kinda rusty. But even a rusty Naruto is still a whole order of magnitude above Steven, I don't think there's anything in SU that could even really hurt Naruto.
Aaron Miller
Murdercock
Chase Lewis
Halo is a much cooler guy. He is not afraid of anything
Gabriel Lewis
superman weakness are fucking green rocks of course steven would beat him
Xavier Sanders
Naruto's sasugay syndrome plus his super hot wife render him immune to any sexual powers. If Creepermaru couldn't do it murdercock sure as hell ain't either. Besides, Naruto already has a chad singing bro.
Joshua Gonzalez
sorry felas
Samuel Green
Who’s Karna?
Zachary Price
Get out of my store.
Zachary Bennett
>Both kind, but Mr.satan is know to trick people
>Steven is retarded
>Mr.satan would trick steven on letting him win
if steven has speech +10, Mr.Satan IS Speech +100 baby
Benjamin Gomez
Literally who
Aiden Gray
would GER Diavolo the Diamonds for what they tried to do to the Earth (and have already done to countless other worlds)?
Jace Morales
Jaxson Brown
nah, only if they sold drugs to children.
Jose Green
Pretty sure they were gonna molest Steven
Gavin Collins
Damn nigga, do you expect me to read all that?
Lucas Robinson
mini moose can defeat this little faggot
Noah Bennett
Sasuke was the only one who ever noticed it, and that's why he tried so hard to leave the village.
>"Why are you doing this Sasuke!"
>"Because, you're my best friend. Dude, I HATE you, it make no sense that I'm your best friend, I'm pretty sure you're doing some demon mind control on everyone."
Sebastian Miller
Gabriel Cook
Courage honestly way better than Steven. Shit put Steven up against Katz or Doc Gerbil see if he could talk no jutsu either of those.
Ethan Phillips
The gems aren't even all that strong, they only seem like it because the "lore" makes them out to be. Kids Next Door could topple their whole empire if they thought they were oppressing kids with adult tyranny.
Juan Moore
That was chapter 2 and it was Bulma who thought he was super younger than herself because of the height difference. About as much a retcon as Mandark getting his backstory revealed.
Camden Bennett
Probably. She's potent in her own right, but I'm almost positive that she's not on Steven's level.
Kayden Parker
Who?
Samuel Evans
Now that's a crossover I'd watch!
Tyler Perez
>Compassion is not weakness.
Compassion may not be a weakness, but inflexibility sure as hell is. When steven meets a threat he cant talk his way out of, he'll be fucked.
Jonathan Wilson
What makes you think he won’t fight? He doesn’t like if, but when he has to, he will.
Wyatt Gray
Antimony Carver, the protagonist of Gunnerkrigg Court!
Specifically, Forest Annie
Andrew Reed
>Crazy Talk activates
>Pat manages to defeat himself.
Brandon Cook
Heart of the Cards is literally just Atem using his powers to cheat.
You can't really beat the King of Games at bullshitting your way through a game. If he wants to fuck you over, he will.
Jaxson Brown
He can't talk to who he cannot understand.
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>"I don't know what you just said about my mom but I'd probably agree with you!"
Evan King
>his favorite character is Naruto
Joshua Baker
no.
Hudson Brooks
no he fucking couldn't
Easton Reed
Don't think Steven would stand a chance, with or without Fei having Xenogears.
Michael Morales
Maybe but is so easy to mentally break Steven that the fight wouldn't last long.
Brandon Wright
Already covered by to a certain extent, remember that Ansem SOD is just Xehanort's Heartless.
Blake Peterson
FAG FAG FUCKING FAG
MY SONS A FAG
Gabriel Nelson
Unlikely.
Kayden Baker
This is actually closer than most fights here
Brayden Ross
The buses feat is impressive, but not beyond the realm of reality. Strongmen can pull entire cargo planes behind them in real life.
Brayden White
>"FUCK NIGGER FUCK FUCK ASS FUCK NIGGER AWESOME NIGGER FUCK ASS ASS AMAZING THIS RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE FUCK NIGGER ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS GREAT FUCKING"
Ugh... This kind of crap is obnoxious to read. I never got why anybody even found these funny in the first place.
Ayden Adams
Nope
Luke Brown
I fucking hate Oda's art, you can never tell what's happening.
Michael Watson
Sure he could
Charles Wright
Isaac Cruz
Joey Believes
Jose Parker
...
Matthew Sanders
Steven would only end up crying more.
Jacob Martin
Go ahead and try it, city slicker
Jack White
Maybe, OP. Maybe...
Ayden Morales
They should have been a couple.
Levi Stewart
Yeah because sjws only write Mary sues
Daniel Harris
>Goku could beat Goku in a fight
AHHHHH SAVE ME ZENCHAN
Elijah Nguyen
Nerd
Dylan Martin
I'd like to see him try
Adrian Richardson
forgot to add:
>literally most powerful magician in a world of powerful magicians
>lived through countless wars and crisis
>can clone himself on a dime
>powerful enough illusionist to basically just mindfuck steven
>powerful enough summoner to just get a god-like entity to just whoop his ass for him
>cured cancer
Austin Martin
Based and greenpilled
Isaac Nelson
Nah
Oliver Hernandez
Steven would get his shit kicked by the weeb king
Brandon Garcia
i dont think he could beat up bardock.
Lincoln Flores
all of the characters in SU are really weak mentally, even pic related could solo their entire universe
Nathan Williams
Damn straight
Owen Barnes
Has nothing on Narutos reverse harem jutsu
Noah Young
>waits for steven to show fear
>immediately turn him into to paper and destroy him
enigma would probably be able to take him out quickly
Jeremiah Turner
They're basically the same character
Brody Rodriguez
They're going to rape the gems like they raped Bleez
Jason Lopez
They'll have to get in line, Lobo gets first dibs.
Angel Hill
Connie gets dolled
Alexander King
i would ABSOLUTELY love to see him try.
Aaron Gray
Hot
Ryder Scott
But QB got talk no jutsued in it's own show.
Jack Thomas
Actually he probably could
Matthew Young
Steven is literally mentally challenged, I don't think he can beat anyone outside of his own series
Ryder Hughes
He's actually grown up a lot over the course of the series.
>start of episode one
>just a fat kid crying about ice cream who can sometimes summon a shield
>much later
>steven calculates the risks involved in escaping a space ship and decides to do what he feels is right, turn himself in so the Earth can stop paying for his mom's war crimes
Cameron Gonzalez
>start of episode one
>just a fat kid crying about ice cream who can sometimes summon a shield
>movie comes out
>cries to save the day
truly the show has progressed a great deal
Juan Barnes
And tanks a space doomsday device exploding that wiped out his hometown.
David Cooper
still cried to save the day
he will forever be a whiny bitch
Blake Watson
>Royalguards your talk no jutsu
Landon Barnes
I've always wondered what would happen if there was a dad swap with Greg and Yujiro.
Luke Campbell
Reminder there's still no Steven Universe fighting game.
Someone please fix this!
Asher Hernandez
not gonna lie, Save the Light was dope as hell
Owen Thompson
I can definitely imagine Dante having a casual fight with Steven where he'd go easy on him to get an idea of his strength. After the fight he'd offer him an internship at Devil May Cry.
Jayden Hughes
>goddamnit it dad
>hey, half of it is your fault
Aaron Ross
And who decided that...?
Owen King
LOL LOOK AT THOSE FAGGOT ASS CLOTHES
Julian Miller
You can't defeat a God.
Easton Nelson
did takafumi hori animate the ending action sequence? steven looked drawn a lot in his art style and he was in the credits for "additional animation"
Brayden Gray
Tanned Jonah Hill?
Elijah King
Ngl, I find it funny how you dropped a lot more n-bombs than that image alone did. Which is none.
Carter Campbell
Real shit
Henry Williams
An extremely /fit/ Steven who is probably a bit traumatized but kind and hardened.
He'd certainly be much stronger and more resilient than current Steven and could probably beat corrupted gems somewhat easily without being scared and crying all the time, probably exerts control of his gem powers much earlier and integrates it easily with his martial arts, he'd never back down from a fight and probably would've fucking destroyed Jasper by himself though he'd surely spare her.
The funny thing is imagining Yujiro Wooing Pink Diamond.
Jacob Long
What a grand and intoxicating innocence...
Tyler Jenkins
That Steven would overall fail his story without any of Greg’s compassion
Henry Wood
fuck the mods
Cooper Butler
Not having both a mother and father figure would be too much for him.
Caleb Myers
anyone got a link, mega or a site, for the movie?
Mason Robinson
Steven wouldn't stand a fucking chance.
Now, Steven, Homeworld, and all the CGs vs the guy WHO IS ALREADY HERE.
Xavier Taylor
Yes, but that would be the true demon demi-fiend.
James Hall
Does Symphogear count?
Also even though both Hibiki and Steven befriend almost anyone they fight, If they fought each other, Hibiki would absolutely win against Steven
Blake Allen
But my favorite character IS Steven Universe!
Could Steven beat up Ste... wait, this was an episode.
Jayden Nelson
>It doesn't matter how many times Steven kills Kyubey
>Steven
>kill
Anyway, Kyubey's bubbled.
William Peterson
Yeah nah
Alexander Sanders
pic related + Cursed Dragon + Catapult Turtle
Ryder Bailey
sure, but Zim isn't fuckable.
Brody Kelly
>SBP shows up out of fucking nowhere
>Recognizes the design and layout, reminded of his hate for the show
>"YOU ALL KILLED CARTOON NETWORK! KILLED IT! I'M GONNA SHRED THIS EARTH LIKE PAPER!!"
>Finds each of the gems, murders the absolute shit out of them
>Flies through the big fat one at top speed, busts through her like a balloon
>Freezes Garnet's fists, smashes them
>Thunder claps her head
>It pops like a watermelon
>Pearl is just bended into a pretzel
>"YOU FUCKING DYKES THINK YOU CAN CORRUPT CARTOONS?! YOU'RE NOT TOONAMI, YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE PROBLEM SOLVERS!!"
>Finds Steven
>He's punching at his shield, slamming fists into it
>Steven trying to talk him out of the rage
>His mind goblins are too strong
>"PLEASE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS, WE CA--"
>The shield smashes, Prime grabs him and twists his head off like a twist top
Jayden Gonzalez
No duh. A wet tissue could stop him, though you'd probably have to crumple it first then throw it at him.
Jaxson Thomas
of course he can, kumagawa would literally lose with anyone
David Nelson
Adam Evans
Your statement may indeed be the truth, but you will never reach that same truth, none who stands before me ever will
Tyler Flores
Going by technology available to aperture she could have singlehandedly destroyed the Combine but she'd rather NEET it out underground
Caleb Phillips
Not even Sailor Moon is as big of a pussy as Steven.