Earth 69 Thread

Both Marvel and DC due to cosmic shenaningans now have a new Universe. Where every hero and villain is a slut and all big battles are solved in the most lewd and degenerate way possible
>post how your hero/heroin is changed now and how the interactions with their villain cast are changed too
>post how to fix any run/issue by lewding
>genderbent versions of any character are also allowed
>post all the lewd panels you got, kudos for fetishes and cheesecake/beefcake
>Now that this an AU change some things about backstory and relationship at your wish too, and see what sticks
Go!

Attached: fkenrs_marvel_044.jpg (1200x676, 225K)

>He did it
Absolute madman

Attached: 1563332456059.jpg (531x471, 115K)

He's finally getting his wish!!

Attached: James_Gordon_dcau.jpg (300x450, 19K)

Goddamnit the last thread has had me thirsting for Alan help

Attached: alan scott return.jpg (1280x1981, 1.24M)

>ALL HUMANS...KNEEL BEHIND ZOD

Attached: 1565920051015.png (576x884, 1.12M)

For Alan or for the incest subtext?

>Todd and Jennie were oddly incestuous in Infinity Inc
>like mutual cuddling all the time
>Jennie made him his gothic space hooker outfit
>Jennie didn’t tell her friends and family Todd was her brother and they all thought they were dating
>Todd went along with it
>Todd cockblocking her all the time
>his girlfriend pretending to be Jennie and tried to kiss him while they were in their underwear and in bed
>Todd had no issues with merging bodies and minds with Jennie
> that time Jennie and Alan hugged in bed after Todd went nuts in JSA
>right before this Jennie told Alan she and Todd shared dreams and shit and Alan was just like "cool I guess wow I miss my son, let's cuddle daughter"
>Todd's bf looks like Alan and just like Alan is also cool with sticking his dick in crazy
>Alan pops up in Todd's room after Todd and his bf had sex to tell him Jennie is dead

Attached: when u pray ur son was the top.jpg (971x1600, 464K)

bump

Attached: 1448053453434.jpg (400x600, 67K)

>post how your hero/heroin is changed now and how the interactions with their villain cast are changed too
Hal is the exact same he's just more open about his submissiveness and he wears a comically revealing costume.
>post how to fix any run/issue by lewding
>Now that this an AU change some things about backstory and relationship at your wish too, and see what sticks
Sinestro never forms the Sinestro Corps, never even gets sent to Qward, even if he despises the guardians, Hal just distracts him with cake and that cake is too damn good to leave. Now with the power of thirst for Hal's ass Sinestro just beats the shit out of every recurring villain who dares try to harm his husbando.
>post all the lewd panels you got, kudos for fetishes and cheesecake/beefcake
Pic related.

Attached: ass.jpg (1900x1516, 1.54M)

>Hal Grayson will never be real
The world wouldn't be able to handle his ass.

Attached: justice titans.jpg (900x674, 203K)

would he be a top or a bottom

Attached: 1558412485093.png (1592x992, 2.12M)

He tops Logan

>now none of us will be virgins

>For Alan or for the incest subtext?
Both

Bumpu

Ted needs to be lewded more
Imagine
>Weekly JSA "guys night out" back in the 40s

Attached: 1567289257096.jpg (264x516, 44K)

Attached: nightwing-1507137129-1507137130.jpg (480x582, 58K)

Look out Superman!

Attached: 013.jpg (1200x1537, 222K)

>it's a ConJob accidentally sells the JL's souls to a sex demon and they have to fuck their way out of hell, then proceed to pay him back with a bukkake issue

Attached: 1560626535167.jpg (904x573, 244K)

Attached: 1567262041893.jpg (733x655, 91K)

I imagine Deadpool's natural sluttiness would mean he'd thrive pretty well in Earth 69.

He just needs to clench his ass shut and it'd be like ramming your dick into a rock. No one's getting in there.

>the whole JL using up and hatefucking Constantine
Based.

Attached: d62uenz-371e8250-eb3a-4063-bdb1-6c5db7ae2afc.jpg (428x760, 96K)

>Hal and Sinestro have had their off periods
>Hal pretty much fucks everything in that period
probably just me, but I would totally read Earth 2 Alan railing Hal in the ass
>When they're back together, Sinestro finds out
>3 months of edging for Hal

is gordon the god of this doomed universe?

>Hal fucks around with Carol during the off period which leads to an arc of Star Sapphire vs Sinestro in a battle over the rights for who gets to dominate Hal

>Sinestro Corps vs Star Sapphires
>Red Lanterns win

Attached: 1565192570793.png (450x337, 217K)

Attached: 1559566577933.png (750x660, 643K)

Attached: BoFh9xtIQAAp9kZ.jpg_large.jpg (460x640, 47K)

>Cap has a harem
Who's in it?

Attached: 1567196811160.png (600x1048, 929K)

>earth 69 anti life equation is no desire for having sex
>no sex means no reproduce
>no reproduce means no new life

Attached: Anti-Life_Equation_Schematic.jpg (510x230, 39K)

Easy
Males: Sam, Tony, Bucky and also Dennis when he comes around (You just can't say no to redheaded beefcake)
Females: Sharon, Bernie ( whenever she appears), Maria Hill, and Rachel
He also fucks with John Walker whenever they cross paths, they don't talk about it and no one else knows it yet. Maybe fucked with Thor a couple of times too

Attached: 1559153339353.png (800x1086, 1.56M)

He and Logan actually switch, Imagine Cable's reaction when he found out

Attached: 1567179963750.jpg (800x1200, 834K)

I only see Clark bottoming for Zod, Darkseid tought he could find a clue about the anti-life equation by breeding him, he hasn't succeeded
God, please tell me that there's more of it

He and Constsntine, who gave Gordon an epic blowjob

Attached: 1559526876797.jpg (1025x1428, 353K)

He's a good boy, both Steve and Sam have so much fun with him on bed

Attached: 16dcdbf8-5852-4438-93b6-389d3c225735.jpg (1280x816, 424K)

Attached: 1561563534149.jpg (675x765, 97K)

Attached: 366b7c7.jpg (633x960, 83K)

Attached: 1567222489764.jpg (1041x1600, 509K)

>That gun pose
This panel itself is always in my fap material, Grifter is just so hot. Please post more

Best pair coming through.

Attached: bridgefight.jpg (1553x852, 286K)

Attached: IMG_20190822_151550.jpg (3000x3258, 663K)

Heh

Attached: 1566843658975.png (904x662, 522K)

Reminder.

Attached: 264.png (1890x89, 30K)

>Where every hero and villain is a slut and all big battles are solved in the most lewd and degenerate way possible
Next time we should put this thread on the other Yea Forums so we can go all out with the concept

Attached: 1537283445447.jpg (812x1500, 175K)

Holy shit

Attached: 1567012314752.png (500x498, 390K)

>women
please leave

Harley and Ivy are traps, which Batman pacifies with his dick.
Superman has the most comfy, vanilla relations out of the main cast.
The Flash's mother was not killed, but speed-raped by Zoom all along.

no

Attached: DevilHS-726698-SuupaGirlll.png (617x1400, 806K)

Power "Girl"

Attached: powertrap.jpg (928x1530, 703K)

Attached: RCO001.jpg (1021x1600, 477K)

Didn't Marvel make D-Man canon gay recently? In that Lockjaw mini-series or something? Sorry I don't read much Marvel.

But women are good too, user-kun.

>those feet
Hnnnngg

based

Attached: 3274982341.jpg (1117x1186, 177K)

Attached: 1564945137990.jpg (1440x2217, 673K)

Poor Bart

Attached: tumblr_o7dongvHk41unqad9o1_400.jpg (272x600, 88K)

Attached: 125937b3280d00dea24014bd8d994898.jpg (811x2208, 265K)

>The Flash's mother was not killed, but speed-raped by Zoom all along
IT WAS ME, BARRY!!

DELETE THIS

Attached: 1562949013403.png (500x614, 217K)

You can literally see the kid on the left doubting his sexuality
>Laura is uninpressed
Kek

Attached: 91b72f0aa09b1353ce3422159e0537bd.jpg (882x1280, 182K)

Attached: 2f78c07d-765e-49de-b5c0-65bc2a2b0584.png (1280x719, 664K)

Attached: 23287362409324.png (658x582, 193K)

>Doom hatefucked Reed once
>Doom still seethes for letting Reed top

Attached: 1562599793455.jpg (700x700, 234K)

>Doom! Demands spooning

Reed finished without letting Victor come
>RICHAAAAAAARRRDSSS!!!!

>Didn't Marvel make D-Man canon gay recently? In that Lockjaw mini-series or something?
Eh, didn't know about that. I definitely like it

>The Clone Saga is mainly purpose to creates many Spider-Man clones and sell them at the black market as sex slaves

Please post more Ted

Norman you madman!!

Attached: 1469695737893.jpg (665x960, 45K)

Bitches love Spider-Man! Profit that shit!

Based, is she becoming the JL's loved and respected bycicle or we're making her male too?

Attached: rooftop.jpg (739x800, 63K)

So in this Earth this is happening like that edit or not?

Attached: 1562672288711.jpg (1988x3056, 1.05M)

>loved and respected bicycle

Attached: 1469688926258.jpg (843x1000, 165K)

Literally all of his supporting cast. ALL OF THEM

Attached: Cap is a top.jpg (939x986, 268K)

Cyclone is 100% an exhibitionist in this universe
Also
>Both Marvel and DC due to cosmic shenaningans now have a new Universe
So is this a shared universe or two separate pornverse's

Attached: Cyclone2.jpg (527x599, 116K)

>So is this a shared universe or two separate pornverse's
Yes

Well, I feel bad for Strange in this earth

Attached: 1556260536811.png (900x1196, 3.16M)

Is Hydra Trash Party a thing here too?

Attached: db1ef320-18ef-49f0-823f-b45fd86c9398.jpg (870x1303, 363K)

>Damian in Earth 69
He'd be trying to charm Jon with that twinky butt he has. Probably a bisexual bicycle.

>I WAS YOUR FATHER THE WHOLE TIME!

>Frank, stop it!

Attached: 1555595600564.jpg (750x815, 213K)

Attached: 1555089421010.jpg (1280x1920, 582K)

Why os the punisher giving him a handjob and where can i see batgirl with ripped clothes like robin

To rub even more salt in the wound
>it was Victor's first time

>*Blocks your path*
What do?

Attached: 1559622850488.jpg (488x750, 90K)

Attached: jake.jpg (1080x971, 120K)

Lewd

Attached: 2885391 - Captain_America Halakadira Marvel St.png (1280x943, 441K)

Not gonna lie, I would do more than kneel.

Attached: 1567194225511.jpg (1200x548, 189K)

That's the Spirit, user!

Attached: Batwoman Budd Root.png (1200x1531, 2.39M)

>Tony Stark
>Army of drones equipped with any imaginable tool
>All simultaneously controlled by him
>He feels everything they feel

>All-female villain teams are gripped by a combination of fear, anxiety and strange longing that both draws and repels them
>It's a weird Schrödinger's Cat sort of deal when it comes to supercrime
>Rob the National Reserve and risk your entire team being spitroasted by crimson-and-red super drones strong enough to tangle with the Hulk
>Or stay in and have a quiet night with the girls with everyone edgy and annoyed because they are missing out on unstoppable cyber-dicking

>unstoppable cyber-dicking
you have my attention

Attached: 1453245326150.gif (500x336, 448K)

Wait

So is this Netherlands as in the country or, like "The Nether-lands"?

Business as usual for him

Attached: 1566987278846.jpg (1988x3056, 1.37M)

Attached: d95ijos-91b900cf-804b-465f-80d3-89804583747b.jpg (603x936, 731K)

Attached: d5hlsif-3abbe612-363b-44d6-b32c-2497d882047f.jpg (379x528, 125K)

Yeah, I'll go on all fours

Attached: 20190807_144604.jpg (248x228, 70K)

Attached: tumblr_nmjipf5CSR1sfq98po1_r1_400.jpg (400x283, 41K)

Is he going to be a total slut here, isn't it

Attached: 1566180632797.jpg (559x640, 46K)

>when your your dad's hotter than all of your previous partners

Attached: 1567197691546.jpg (574x481, 156K)

This panel is literally the beggining of a porno, Lmao

Have some Peter choking out Quentin.

Attached: choking.png (1143x419, 889K)

>unstoppable cyber-dicking
[H.R. GIGER INTENSIFIES]

Don't let this thread die, anons. There's still so much to reimagine here
>How is Cap's story after WW2 changed actually? Pretty sure now he fucks Sam but what else? How are say... Gruenwald's or Brubaker's run any different?

Attached: 1556242907695.jpg (339x400, 31K)

Attached: 1567286884933.jpg (1988x3056, 1.73M)

Attached: 1557854222425.jpg (1280x1036, 154K)

No change.

Attached: 1395703035941.jpg (825x1100, 263K)

>where do we begin?
Oh my...
Based. Jen is perfect that way, fuck Aaron for making her ugly and act retarded

Right? SlimFit busty Shulkie is best Shulkie.

Attached: 1295329615523.jpg (474x818, 225K)

Yep

Could it work in this Earth?

Attached: 20190901_231159.jpg (837x1567, 322K)

Cap/Clark aren't sluts. But everyone really really really want them to be.

Cap has his own harem. We already established that. Is not being a slut, tho so it's okay.
Clark is a little more complicated..Lois, definitely Bruce, Jimmy Olsen ocasionally and who else?

Anyone and everyone.

>Clark isn't a slut
why does he dress like this then

Attached: Action Comics Annual 1989 c.jpg (1174x969, 719K)

They're not. But they'd fuck you out of the goodness of heart if you asked nicely

Hydra Cap would be a massive one though

Attached: 1557545605448.jpg (1000x1537, 631K)

Clark isn't a slut but he fucks Bruce out of compassion.

Attached: dddd.jpg (480x672, 151K)

If you want it.

Guy's new uniform

Attached: 59641881_1254952148013934_5325067950085626354_n.jpg (1080x1350, 124K)

Slutty Guy is best Guy.
Also; this fight but it's just Lobo fucking the shit out of him

Attached: ggreborn2-trainingmontage.jpg (972x756, 275K)

Bump

Attached: 1561528534600.jpg (755x1057, 72K)

I'm glad all the Rogues are gay on the earth

Attached: the old designated rogues pairings.jpg (1000x750, 175K)

Attached: pipster 7.jpg (987x721, 155K)

>from another thread
>more cosmic shenanigans
>Carter and Katar now exist at the same time
>Hawkgirl gets to enjoy the show

Attached: 1560660182017.jpg (531x800, 163K)

Attached: IMG_20190902_091741.jpg (700x988, 108K)

Based

Spider-Man and Nightwing are regular fuckbuddies, their sex is super gymnastic and they test out new kinks and fetishes on each other. There's practically nothing they haven't done.

Going by all the fanfics i've seen, i'm guessing Batman is getting fucked by the entire JL. He's always a bottom too. Superman, though, think believe that Batman is exclusive with him, not knowing what a major whore Batman is.

Attached: 1561767791532.jpg (650x1791, 453K)

Attached: raperman.png (504x763, 990K)

Attached: 1561649531602.jpg (609x617, 81K)

Is someone strong enough to satisfy him?
One of the best Midnighter's lines, definitely

Attached: 20190902_091216.jpg (550x450, 197K)

He's a big guy...

Bringing this lewd suit back

Attached: 1559593515108.jpg (600x850, 209K)

A dangerous bulge appears!

Attached: fb06be51-b2de-4ec1-b544-3802ebfaaad8.jpg (921x907, 293K)

Attached: 1566862953479.jpg (600x634, 69K)

Is he going to survive that?

>Moon Knight has delusional hallucination sex between all of his personalities

Attached: Moon Knight 8.jpg (800x1000, 140K)

The real question is: How does Khonshu looks like in this earth?

Can you hear the gay porno beat, user?

Attached: 1567430932975.jpg (500x750, 46K)

It's fine. He's gone through worse things like an abusive boyfriend and Doc Ock molesting him.

Attached: Iron Man 029-020.jpg (988x1500, 1.17M)

>comics don't give kids fetis...
Really, who wrote this?

Quesada. Fraction wrote the Doc Ock molestation.

Attached: Iron Man 030-006.jpg (988x1500, 1.36M)

>It's a small, small world...
Fucking hell, my ex used to say shit like that

Attached: 1567380698077.gif (490x276, 875K)

>Want me to snikt you, bub?

Attached: 1557152291007.jpg (425x696, 55K)

>Is gordon the god of this doomed universe?
No

Attached: underscoopfire.jpg (615x400, 129K)

>Doc Ock molestation
I need to see this

Buckle in for Fraction's unresolved issues with BDSM.

Attached: RCO009.jpg (1988x3056, 1.2M)

Attached: RCO010.jpg (1988x3056, 1.05M)

Attached: RCO011.jpg (1988x3056, 1.16M)

Attached: RCO012.jpg (1988x3056, 1.07M)

Attached: RCO013.jpg (1988x3056, 1.13M)

End

Attached: RCO014.jpg (1988x3056, 1.07M)

The fucking lips lmao

Attached: tumblr_lxo6i5hdd51qgsmk4.jpg (500x335, 85K)

Bonus: a bit more BDSM but with the Mandarin this time.

Yeah, Larroca's art isn't the greatest.

Attached: 0012.jpg (1040x1599, 218K)

I question what was going through Fraction and the editors minds.

Attached: 0013.jpg (1040x1599, 181K)

I don't even know, but I love it

Attached: 1557172423942.jpg (1031x1566, 1.24M)

Tony was made to be lewded

Attached: 1557916704008.jpg (543x842, 136K)

Doc Ock also had this all recorded for posterity too.

>the last one
Whenheputsitwithoutwarning.jpg

Post daddies

Attached: alan scott.png (727x1122, 472K)

Attached: hE0Eshz_d.jpg (640x875, 91K)

So, on this Earth he spent all those wars ganbanging the Howling Commandos, right?

Attached: Photo(584).png (507x507, 527K)

I'm glad Alan started being a better father, that's always hot

Attached: quality father son time.jpg (625x547, 468K)

Attached: cap's down in debt again.jpg (1000x1478, 268K)

>tfw no magic daddy bf

Attached: 7cc4fca6ea91ea597f7a452a2918555f.jpg (1280x1280, 183K)

I want to put things in Tony.

Attached: doom sticks his sword in tonys scabbard.png (1332x874, 2.12M)

>between 10 and 14
Please tell me that it didn't happened at the end

Attached: 20190902_142602.jpg (403x946, 253K)

Attached: B.jpg (319x452, 128K)

>He was a dom to some, a sub to others, and wherever he rode people spoke his name in whispers. He had no friends, this Jonah Hex, but he did have two companions: One was sex itself… The other, the acrid smell of jizz

Attached: Jonah Hex No Way Back.jpg (1280x1992, 323K)

Absolutely based

imagine

Attached: JH_01.jpg (700x394, 29K)

Muh dick

Pic semi-related (scenarios for formal Marvel property ROM?), but how many characters would have open marriages? Who would marry at all?

Attached: RCO016_1466899106.jpg (800x1204, 387K)

I would like to say that Steve somehow managed a ménage à trois with Sharon and Sam (Tony and Bucky somehow slipping in) but considering that he lost interest in marriage a lot time ago....it depends on how the events of this universe happened I guess..

I feel like Bruce would be constantly throwing himself into erotic and/or compromising situations for the sake of keeping his various kids and sidekicks from getting lewded by villains, a la "Don't Meddle With My Daughter." Note that pic related contains only a small sample size of the laughable amount of "hmmm" situations Dick Grayson alone has gotten himself into. Someone help him.

Attached: no cass because she is PURE.jpg (1764x882, 2.59M)

>Someone help him.
No! MWAHAHAHA!!

Attached: Yeah So.jpg (1988x3056, 1.87M)

>Sue during her BDSM phase

Attached: Malice Sue Storm 90s.jpg (442x708, 49K)

Where is this from?

Margo is a canon porn star

Attached: 1483422284405.jpg (1440x1499, 745K)

Marlo
I really need to slow down when I type

I love this issue.

Attached: Shiny+grateful+uptight+wombat_7d0ac9_6601601.jpg (1200x1165, 298K)

>them bedroom eyes

Attached: 1561520631144.jpg (1024x560, 111K)

>You just know

Cute twink

With all thw shit he's gone through, Im actually surprised that Constantine hasn't actually canonically been tentacle raped yet

Attached: 1567309326282.png (1000x1346, 1020K)

I honestly tought he already had

Attached: 6fe916be-ee80-4d09-856a-2fb47adc0d89.jpg (932x923, 273K)

You and me, user. You and me

Attached: 1567194098632.jpg (368x476, 51K)

Those two, why not

Attached: 1462751154009.jpg (595x700, 236K)

Attached: 1528097377154.jpg (482x750, 148K)

Rogue Batman ship coming through

Attached: 1557849518788.jpg (1041x1600, 362K)

I don't know why, but god I wish I was Simon here

Attached: how-kyle-rayner-trained-simon-baz-3.png (595x876, 875K)

Lmao

This ship is canon in this Earth

Attached: 1567206326137.jpg (900x1366, 301K)

Attached: homelander-625x351.jpg (625x351, 58K)

Hnnnng

>That tanline

>Sentient alien tech body invasion
Imagine the porn potential

Attached: BlueBeetle2b.jpg (620x312, 67K)

>A weird mix of Robocop and H.R. Giger's tech porn
Uhhhhh. Brainiac, Metallo, Parasyte, MODOK and Ultron will do the same or something similar, right?

>Sentient alien robot body invasion gangbang
Hot damn

Attached: ultron load.jpg (309x277, 52K)

Bump

Attached: 1566426755933.jpg (675x1024, 214K)

The Overgordon has taken complete control of this universe. It is his domain. His paradise. His punishment.

Attached: awakened gordon.jpg (640x480, 113K)

Based

Buulge

Attached: ec6eb33f-f7fa-4787-9271-a685cd0db0d2.jpg (1280x1810, 374K)

Attached: gordon's rape force.jpg (694x944, 139K)

>I raped the Reverse Flash
Kino

Now this but with every male character in Marvel

>Jean turns him gay for fantasising about her
>Bobby still does it, but he fantasises about men now

>Bobby still does it, but he fantasises about men now
>Jean watches in horror as Bobby desires Jean to be raped by the Entire Marvel Universe, while he rides Colossus' dick

Hot

They spend all nights they can railing each other. As it should be on any other universes

Attached: 1563453353581.png (819x1200, 383K)

Cute!

Attached: 1558842742739.jpg (513x362, 64K)

How would this dynamic work in lewdverse?
>Halfway to Parallax Hal as the menacing seductive mentor
>Feisty pigheaded Sinestro as the recruit
>Parallax the sex demon entity that possesses people and makes them extremely rapey

Attached: sinestro and hal role swap.png (568x729, 418K)

>Siniestro is curious at first, Hal's ass is just impossible to ignore
>after a couple times of teasing Hal says that he can touch it
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Hal says that he cal always touch it as long as Siniestro lets him play with him too
> Sweet lovemaking at first
>No one else notices, so it's okay
>it starts escalating on kinkyness and fetishes
>One day he feels something weird when Hal is railing him
>After a while decides to confront Hal about it
>Hal was glowing with Parallax's aura while fucking him.but never noticed because he was always face down
>when he reports to the Corps. Parallax suddenly dissapears.no one believes him
>Siniestro decides to stop
>Hal says nope and rape starts
>somehow siniestro can't use his ring to counter Hal's and the yellow aura grows stronger with each rape
>It's so bad, but it feels so good
>Hal's starts raping Siniestro on his dreams too, and can hear his own lewd moans each time he's distracted, awkward boner ensues.
>when Siniestro thinks he can't hold it anymore, Parallax now took completely over Hal's body and raped the entire Green Lantern Corps with the (now) Yellow ring powered up by Siniestro's fear alone
>Siniestro escapes and starts seeking assylum on every planet he could find
>Parallax/Hal always find him raping everyone on all the planets he lands, and raping again Siniestro too. Leaving him even more scared and broken.
>It's a unstoppable force now and it won't end until he's stopped being raped himself or rapes all the planets with life on them and plans to keep Siniestro on a infinite cycle of rape, shame and overwhelming powerful pleasure

Nice

I want it to happen in this Universe

I want it to happen in this universe, Anka should definitely draw Peter again

Attached: f7ae7ee5-b682-4a2e-a236-6fecab7733b1.jpg (660x956, 137K)

Yes, Besides the other obvious males (Sam and Tony) who else is his?

Attached: 20190830_160044.png (495x519, 325K)

>Tony gets double-teamed by regular Cap and Hydra Cap
>he had his robots record it, and then sold it as porn
>billions across the world, man and woman alike, furiously masturbate to the video
>everyone is incredibly jealous of him for years because of this

Batroc

>Imagine all that acrobatic sex

Hawkeye, Bucky, the young avengers

alright you pervs do something with this

Attached: Eat the Pie Bruce.jpg (736x1131, 186K)

>Hawkeye
Nice

Attached: f67adcc8-e7f0-4326-95fc-7730d8855a72.jpg (1270x1920, 938K)

>it's inside of a burdel instead
>Lois is naked
>BDSM toys in the walls
The rest stays the same

I have no issue with Batman going for a spot of dick, but Constantine is fucking gross and probably disease-ridden.

>probably disease-ridden.
Those things don't exist in this Universe!!

What did Zdarsky meant by this?

Attached: e6b9b537-6ebc-4140-b708-c1711740ec93.png (914x1400, 1.95M)

That being trapped on an island with Steve is Hell.

Why would anyone think that? In a pornverse on top of it?

Because even in porn verse, Steve is too pure

Yes but also him. Just imagine that dub-con...

Attached: 20190903_152228.jpg (849x872, 628K)

We just gave him a big harem in this thread, maybe because Namor doesn't want to bottom?

Flex Mentallo isn't really changed

Attached: Flex-in-Underworld.jpg (644x1024, 264K)

Based

Should've been Earth-34 instead of Earth-69.

0/10

page 10 bump

>Hydra Cap stays out of trouble as long as he gets to take part in those double teams every so often

What a punishment, seriously
Nice

but does this means that common sluts like Daken are prudes on this earth?

Attached: Daken_GAY.jpg (600x314, 63K)

Absolutely not

>I'M GONNA EAT IT

Attached: descarga.jpg (252x200, 11K)

I want him to absolutely rail me, anons

Attached: 1561431791248.jpg (585x1025, 77K)

No they become even bigger turbo sluts

i like the earth 7642 threads better. you niggas are fags and need church/mosque intervention

No one should care about what you say

You guys forgot the best part of this universe

Attached: FB_IMG_1567552851951.jpg (400x558, 41K)

>i like the earth 7642 threads better.
So do I, however I also like smut and fantasizing about a world where all superhero comics are explicitly pornographic

Attached: 1557791748724.jpg (738x1140, 259K)

Muh dick

Is she going to be a nice person here or not? She could be, right?
she's a cumdump anyways

Attached: 1555780292791.jpg (630x891, 346K)

Attached: 1563878551886.jpg (730x900, 107K)

Who's gonna ride the Red Hood bicycle here?

Attached: 1561261115518.jpg (1280x960, 171K)

>Earth 69
>shouldve been Earth 34
>Not Earth 3469
Gay

ROGUE TETAS

I’d rather read about the Rape Multiverse than the Dark Multiverse

*blocks your path*

Attached: Doctor_Light_0012.jpg (1088x1579, 267K)

me and my imam will fuck u up

>Prieststroke has had Dr Light, Slade, and the guy that fucked Joey all in one book
So they al fucked teenagers right

Imagine this but with hard R BDSM themes

Attached: 1562891689291.jpg (600x1002, 749K)

Between this and Gordon, who wins?

So Supermegatopia with less furries?

Kind of...

>filename
Not anymore in this universe.

Attached: and you thought ted was gay.png (1366x768, 1.06M)

I just want to get this two together, and Cap to get his harem of boys and girls, the rest is fine by me

Attached: 1555790355004.jpg (800x615, 148K)

Gordon with the Parallax entity

God, why does he get naked so often? Does he have something worth showing off or something?

>Does he have something worth showing off or something?
Ask Kamala, she's the one writing all those lewd stories about that

>Doom’s autism is again the only constant in this universe
>everyone fucks and gets fucked while he REEEEEEEEEEs because he can’t get any
>secretly faps to Black Panther fucking all the women he wants to fuck
You can’t look at Doom and tell me he’s not a /pol/ack incel that REEEEEEs and then wanks it to blacked. I won’t believe it because he screams that.
>”Bah, DOOM’S member is perfect!”
>”it’s those Barbarians with their carnal desires that are unnatural”
>”however, like the Ancient Masters taught us, degrading the woman is not the same as degrading yourself!”
>loads “BBC Compilation #367”

Attached: 4B1A7C63-A682-435C-91F6-9B790590F2ED.png (345x360, 113K)

Before the numerous skintight suits he use be naked under the armor more or less. There was the one time he wore a red thong as well so you tell me.

Attached: 1537872883275.png (547x466, 529K)

I mean, I wouldn't say no to him If I had the chance
>Didn't Marvel make D-Man canon gay recently? In that Lockjaw mini-series or something?
That's even better

Attached: 1559527013367-1.jpg (250x365, 27K)

I'm glad that it's a easy thing to do

Attached: 20190904_094002.jpg (644x761, 420K)

H-How B-Big?

Attached: 5C4D850A-8FE0-489A-A4B7-46062FB19495.jpg (960x773, 120K)

A little more long than average but he reaaally knows how to use it

So who’s “bigger”? I mean, there’s homo subtext all over. But Doom’s too angry to be hung; he screams insecurity. Tony’s been fucking since he was a teen and always looks eager to take off his pants...

Attached: B812AB6C-FFE7-4E68-B9AC-B1001011AE3B.jpg (598x920, 73K)

You just answered your own question. And add this to the table too

Dunno, most fan sites headcanon Doom as this Demigood looking guy with a Horsecock, but... the dude literally spent his life REEEEEEing real hard. He’s like a manlet with stilts. I can’t actually believe that he’s super-handsome or hung or whatever. Tony should be handsomer, “bigger” and whatnot; it’s part of his character. Meanwhile Doom is like every other schreeching autist who wants to be a 10/10 and is mad at those who are, so he just goes around screaming and killing. His defining characteristic is bitterness.

Attached: EDnZcrpU4AAjHO7.jpg (817x1153, 123K)

It's not his fault his villains like lewding him.

Attached: kabedon'd.png (411x485, 371K)

Nah, Tony's like a sexy athlete of sorts. He's buff and manly enough, but is the type of "rugged prettyboy", with long eyelashes and pouty lips. He's probably got an average dick, maybe a bit fatter than normal. Doom's got waaaaaay too much ego to not have at least an 8"er.

Not buying it. Tony’s been sticking his dick in pussies since he was in his teens, and hasn’t stopped since. Any insecurity issues stem from his dad being too hard. Doom’s literally a REEEEEEEing incel. He’s a dicklet.

>Sue defeating Doom by using using her force fields to jerk off his little dick while she's being held in one of his elaborate fuck machines

Eh, I wouldn’t go ahead and call it little. It’s like an average dick. You see him naked and go “k”. Because that’s the thing with Doom. He wants to be this ultra good looking, ultra great at everything guy, instead of accepting his limitations. So instead of accepting that hey, you can’t have literally everything, he remains angry over that and tries to desperately “win” everything. A regular person would ago about their lives, but Doom being Doom simply cannot bear not having a horsecock. He cannot bear not being as handsome as a movie star. He cannot bear not being as tall as some Northerner. So he closes himself inside his suit, then clothes that as if it were his skin, and goes about trying to impose his will upon the world. Making him hung or making a legit dicklet misses the point. The whole theme of Doom is that he’s average. But through persistence and hatred he manages to become a sort of Renaissance Man. He plays instruments, he paints, he collects statues and whatnot. Everything about him is a facade. I doubt he actually “likes” anything as a person. He’s just created a persona and like a kid creating an OC said “Muh Donut Steel is like that”, and then proceeded to /become/ the Donut Steel. At least that’a The way I see it.

Attached: 2881622 - DC Evinist Green_Lantern Hal_Jordan Kyle_Rayner.jpg (1080x1527, 441K)

Need moar like this

Attached: 782681 - Blue_Beetle DC Jaime_Reyes Khaji_Da Plus5Pencil.png (722x800, 748K)

I'm diamonds

Sooo...what about Beast in this Earth?

Attached: 1567611758825.png (313x496, 289K)

Thick steel cock

Attached: 1453337018138.jpg (1458x1920, 468K)