So what are your predictions/expectations for the movie, Yea Forums?
So what are your predictions/expectations for the movie, Yea Forums?
Jojo reference
People cry and yell alot.
I expect Yea Forums to hate it no matter what even though SU was simply not that bad
a lot
and I mean A LOT
of cringy singing
>Bad guy comes
>Steven cries while singing
>Bad guy feels bad and gives up
Floaty and weightless action scenes.
I expect him to somehow redeem pink XJ-9 and make her one of his friends. I also expect cringe singing, inconsistent character models, crying, shoehorned gay shit and poor writing.
They're going to have to eventually show that some people are irredeemable stupid pieces of shit so this would be the perfect time
LapisxPeridot! Hopefully a future scene where either Steven or Connie is trans. Also Spinel gets redeemed!
Is going to be fun. And nothing else.
>SU was simply not that bad
kek
It's going to look fucking gorgeous, so I don't give a shit about all the inevitable lesbian shit
>I expect Yea Forums to hate it
Yea Forums eats this shit up though
recap episode/10
Kys
shipping, I expect Grearl, and demand Amedot
also can Lapis be friends with people other than just Peridot and Steven?
kys zuke
Lots of crying and singing, hot lesbian action, and an anti-climactic resolution that leaves us all asking "what the fuck was that horseshit?" while we wait another 6 to 9 months for Season 6 to premiere.
Also, I want Greg & Pearl to proclaim their eternal, burning love for each other and watch, with a bucket of popcorn, as tumblr chimps out over it.
Assuming it's 90 minutes, I think it will be like this:
>First 50 minutes are just filler with the townies
>The next 10 minutes introduce the villain and their goal
>The next 15 minutes go back to the townies
>The next 5 minutes focus on Steven and the gems trying to confront the villain
>The next 6 minutes are filler
>The final 4 minutes involve the villain getting redeemed for some reason
I really stopped watching back in season 1 but isn’t White Diamond basically Space Hitler? Hasn’t she killed\enslaved untold billions? Legit question that I personally don’t know the answer to. But if it’s true, then the whole “irredeemable” ship sailed a long time ago.
She had mental issues, it’s all fine.
/sug/ eats it up. Yea Forums hates it with a fiery passion.
So was Jamie supposed to join the team
>Yea Forums hates it with a fiery passion.
>he says while multiple SU threads shit up the catalog
Because /sug/ was let out of their cage to shit up the board, well make it more shit. For every thread we have being hyped for the movie, we have another thread complaining about the show.
>one autist spams Yea Forums with su threads daily
>obviously Yea Forums loves su
A bunch of faggot shit like the show. More LGBT pandering and all that gay stuff.
I’m excited, never understood the hate behind this show. Oh wait, I do bc incels reeeeee at anything remotely feminine.
Lapidot fusion.
That's pretty much it. I've never truly been invested in such a thing, but I feel like they've been teasing it for so long that if it doesn't happens I'll honestly be disappointed.
Kys
Haha, gottim!
I expect Pearl to be knocked up with some filthy human's child
Theory: New villain is a pink zirconia, aka a fake diamond, aka a artificially created Pink Diamond meant to replace the original Pink Diamond after she had died. But due to the diamonds obsession with perfection, she was never loved or seen as a legitimate replacement for Pink. Eventually started to be hated for this. And she also didn't act like Pink did, and due to the process of creating a artificial gem, while it was faster then normal, it came with a side effect: She could not feel empathy. She started to see the two diamond's grief in losing Pink as alien to what a gem should be, like her, distracted. She eventually attempted to go snitch to White expecting her to take her side, only for White to ignore her because she was a artificial abomination in the first place. She then tried to take over homeworld, and the diamonds responded by somehow firing her into outer space with seemingly no way to return to homeworld at all. By the time she had grown her own resources up to enter space, she had convinced herself that artificial gems are the superior race, unhindered and unburdened by emotions such as empathy. Her goal is to use a injector of her own to turn the Earth into a giant source to make a army of artificial gems from to take over homeworld.
Her name is Spinel
Well fuck.
What teasing? Deluded shippers are the only ones who could possibly see any alleged teasing for the ship in general because Lapis and Peridot hardly exchanged a word since the barn was uprooted. In fact, there's way more blatant evidence and teasing pointing towards Peridot never fusing. Despite this and the whole Zuke debacle, fags like you are probably going to be the ones crying about queer baiting when the show ends with them still being nothing more than friends.
>Amedot
Cringe
>What teasing?
Lapis's fusion with Jasper is one of the pillars of her character arc. But perhaps more importantly, fusion in general has become perhaps the most important part of the show at large. Which is understandable, considering that it's a metaphor for the relationships the characters have with each other. And outside of Steven himself, I don't think there's a single character in the show whose relationship with Lapis is closer, or has been through more than Peridot. Honestly, there were times when I thought Peridot's feelings of attachment towards Lapis seemed to come out of nowhere, if not at least seem exaggerated.
Plus, I think that Peridot simply not being ready to fuse with someone, as we see with Garnet, is a small pillar of its own in her character arc.
>fags like you are probably going to be the ones crying about queer baiting when the show ends with them still being nothing more than friends.
You oddly seem strangely invested in them NOT fusing than I am for it.
I mean Peridot seemed attached to Lapis out of nowhere because one of the boarders was a crazy Lapidot shipper who got fired and threw a fit because Sugar didn't support her ship
Lapis getting benched in the barn and as a result not developing relationships with anyone aside from Steven and Peridot is less teasing towards a fusion between her and Peridot and more lazy writing, they kind of just shoved both of them into a group with Bismuth but I doubt many people are going to bend over backwards to see their interactions as teasing towards them being in a polyamorous relationship. If you want to theorize that your shipping fusion is going to happen no one's stopping you but don't act like the show is letting you down when it doesn't, similarly don't get disappointed if Peridot turns out to stay a fusion virgin because she's some sort of asexual allegory like Sugar and co have already implied on multiple occasions
Lapidotfags make up one of the most cancerous parts of the fanbase and Zuke, who was a stain on the show and Lapis and Peridot's characters, is their founder. I just like seeing them get their delusions crushed like klancefags
I got rid of cable 5 months ago how do I watch this shit
you serious?
what is it your first time here?
What would be the ultimate FUCK YOU to Zuke that Rebecca could add into an episode?
letting Amethyst take Peridot's fusion virginity
that i can't watch it on actual TV because canadian CN fucking sucks.
thank fuck for the internet and streaming
Y'all have it bad up there. Is Corus still treating the channel like it's on autopilot? There seems to be episodes that are heavily repeated throughout the day.
Great songs, above average animation for the series and intentional repetition to enforce the theme of the film.
CNScoop's said it's:
>Not a recap film/clip show
>Nowhere near mediocre
>Typical for SU tone wise
>Not action driven but a fair amount of sakuga(sp?)
So I'm expecting a fun time at worst and genuinely good-great at best.
I've already heard from The Rolling Stone that this thing is gonna be a pseudo clip show of Steven reenacting critical memories with the gems to get them back to normal after Zircon, or whatever the villain's name is, erases their memories. All in all, I expect the worst, which is to say little to no Jasper.
If anything Yea Forums clearly needs a refresher on these characters so it should be the perfect movie. But really it's more of a celebration of the show than a banal recap. CNScoop said it's merely a gateway to learn more about Spinel.
>Y'all have it bad up there.
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>Is Corus still treating the channel like it's on autopilot?
looking at the .ca webpage for CN, the shedule is some kind of very repeated at-least-twice-daily loop through of a 2-4 series of each show on the schedule.
it's not endless-TTG bad, but it's not proper-series-order good, either.
every day doesn't change from the basic lineup; there's no apparent listing for specials like the SU tv movie.
>There seems to be episodes that are heavily repeated throughout the day.
Day? "Days" the plural. Possibly several in a row, also known as a "week"
I've watched more TV than i can stomach lately (fuck off CNN, i don't care about your texas shootings... Oh for fuck sakes CBC.) and every time i roll past CN's channel and look at SU, "Now We're Only Falling Apart" has shown up. At least 3 days within the week.
CN Canada is a dead stick.
I’m pretty sure that world is still ending so it could be cool to see how he juggles both of those things happening at once.
Spinel tells him that she consulted with alien races before she took on Steven and they agreed that he was a Pussy. He cried as he sung her to death. She really won
After seeing the reviews, I´m not hopeful for it. They say it´s repetitive, predictable and a retread of past things. So much so that they are self-aware of it.
You specifically read the two reviews that had anything even remotely negative to say about it and ignored their comments about how it's amazing in spite of that?
Wow, that's lucky.
I expect the tumblrtards to go ballistic over it