Let's continue the marathon as we're halfway done with season 1. The movie is in 50 hours as of this post, so join the fun as we discuss every Steven Universe episode that has aired on Cartoon Network! (excluding the excessive hiatuses)
>Marathon Promo:
youtu.be
I watched the first hour this morning could really do never seeing a commercial break on modern CN ever again.
Is it on twitch or something? I could see rewatching every ep with real-time shitposting being fun
Pearl is so cute
No, but you can find a live stream by Googling "Cartoon Network live stream". It's the first link.
I've got cable but I think someone's streaming it somewhere.
This nerf fortnite blaster looks pretty cool
It's really annoying being a 30 year old single man in a studio apartment watching these shitty commercials for children.
Makes me question me watching a show about lesbian space rocks.
Steven go full ape shitt in this one
Phew, I'm only 25 living at my mom's house. I still have 5 years left.
as a 22 year old single man in a studio apartment I just see all this stuff I wish I had as a kid like a mario playset
Only two hours from the only good episode of the series.
God I can't fucking believe we're still in season 1. It's fucking 5 pm, this marathon has been on since I woke up and we're still in season 1.
I will Pearl was bent over like this in front of me
Hahahahahaha
Season 1 is long as shit, the other four are half as long
Thank you. Also wasn't aware of that site in general; why do people even bother with cable anymore?
Truuuuuuuuuuuuhhuu
S1 is 52 episodes, so yeah, it would take hours for it to reach S2. Fortunately, S2 starts at 7 PM EST.
Why doesn't Pearl shapeshift?
jazz hands
>rose's scabbard
>scabbard in latin is vagina
There's such an incomprehensible amount of shit up until they update the intro
This episode is nice though
>rose's scabbard
oooooh boooooy
>the cat showed me mom's sex toys
time for the episode that made reddit hate pearl
I hope I'm not the only one waiting with bated breath for say uncle.
I love this expression she makes.
is not
>Well... I think you're pretty great
Steven could bop that scabbard through a fucking skull.
No argument there. I don't really get the "it got worse" argument, but S1+S2 was the strongest before the S4 finale and a lot of S5. Really it's just the middle where it dips a bit.
This happens for literally every flawed character (which since SU does realistically flawed characters is every single one). You name a character, they get shat on for no reason and used as an example of why the characters "suck" now. Steven, Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst, Peridot, Connie, Bismuth. Anyone and everything is a target.
The peak of the series
>Steven humming that legend of Zelda chest opening thing.
cute
>ROSE TOLD ME EVERYTHING
>FUCK YOU STEVEN REEEEEEEEE
This episode is reminding me how I love the soundtrack to this show
>That's okay, I can do it without you.
Cause doing so to fake PD's death fucked her up. Literally have not seen her shapeshift anything but clothes in the entire series outside of that flashback.
My favorite thing about Say Uncle is that Uncle Grandpa teaches Steven to use his shield and from that episode onward Steven can call it out on command. Uncle Grandpa helped Steven more in one episode than the rest of the gems did in 60.
I wonder if young kids like this episode
PUURL is the worst. Don't @ me.
I'm an Ammy-fag really don't @ me
I will always maintain my opinion that it's the funniest episode of the whole series. Kinda says a lot about how funny the show regularly is.
>Pearl just watches Steven fall off
@u
I feel like the writers were absolutely awestruck realizing that they could pull that shit off and not have a 30 episode arc about him overcoming his fears and growing strong enough to use his shield
That "On The Hill" OST is on point... Like holy shit how come a show make me feel this way?
Pearl's pretty great.
>"My pearl".
For fuck's sake.
Wow that makes a lot of sense, user.
It's fucking dope. For some reason the music doesn't seem as good/magical in the later seasons but whatever
>Pearl SEES that Steven almost died and is dangling from a bunch of roots, suspended thousands of feet up in the air.
>She doesn't even lift a finger to help him.
People give Amethyst shit for a couple fuck ups, but Pearl has done things way worse than Amy. Almost letting Steven die, and emotionally abusing Garnet.
This reminds me of one of my favorite mashups. soundcloud.com
Rose was really fucking her up, huh? Leading her on, making her think there was a relationship, and then fucking some human and dying. What a bitch.
Sorry, I meant that one... "I'm still here"
I think it helps that the finale of season one has Steven use his shield intentionally so even if you didn't watch it, it still makes sense how he's able to summon it at will. I mean, I've never seen Say Uncle and that's how I've viewed it.
that lapis cosplayer's voice, wow
I think the crew explained this in it being the same as a Pearl addressing their Diamond by saying "My Diamond" - i.e. total deference.
Their relationship was absolutely equal and not slave/master.
Well, autism speaks, so yeeaahhh
>showing Peridot and Lapis as CGs before Jail Break even happens
Is CN on fucking autopilot?
>pearl in the balloon scarf and top hat
cuuuute
Always
That works too. The first thing Uncle Grandpa does is claim that his episode is non-canon (then he sinks lars and sadie's ship.)
Why do you maggots still have cable?
That jello video really exacerbated it for Amy though. Fans call Pearl the best written character in a western cartoon ever while simultaneously saying "dae armrest is bad person cause she shapeshift into rose and only clean up garage to make up for it?" Which is an atrocious double standard cause Pearl has done jack shit to make up for anything she did outside of the Sardonyx situation.
Live streams suck ass.
I mean it's not like this marathon is made for people who've never seen the show and wanna catch up spoiler free. It's just a marathon.
oh er-ah-ya-ma that outfidt
AAAAAAAAA THE STREAM CUT TO WATERMELON STEVEN AGAIN
I use Sling, it's only $25/month
Beast Boy sounds different from the earlier seasons of TTG.
What episodes are y'all not looking forward to? I fucking hate all the stupid watermelon episodes
Sadie-fags, that's what a real life Sadie would look like, keep that in mind.
It's fucking janked
When is Greg going to turn into a robot?
All season 2 and 3 episodes
That bullying commercial looks like Onion Kelly
Never forget
>Letting 3DPD get in the way of 2D fantasies
onion shit
It was a predominant piece of evidence back when we were wondering who shattered PD. Turned out to be half true at least.
You don't understand the limits of what I'll fuck.
I love the Lapis Lazuli song. Really underrated.
Water bitch
robo dad... better freakin not be foreshadowing
>lapiven
Based
I don't think it was really intentional on Rose's part. She was naive and seemed to want Pearl to be able to be free and stand up on her own in the end. But she just really kind of screwed her over by leaving her alone, forcing her to keep all of their worst secrets on top of just keeping more secrets when Pearl had thought that she was special and had her total confidence.
Remember when TTG wasn't always "waffles, waffles, lmao" in few first episodes?
BEST GEM
You mean it is not right now?
"Hey Greg, watch this. It's gonna be funny"
Teen Titans Go got better as time went on, prove me wrong
I liked the one where the Titans became slumlords
>They will make Lapidot canon instead of Lapiven
Worst timeline
This user is correct.
I'm sorry, but Lamar's artstyle is absolute ass.
it's a pretty anime thing pull out a move you've been struggling with for a while in a moment of life or death desparation, and then be able to use it at will after that
>cubedcoconut
>wearing clothes
what kind of place is this
I used to contemplate trying to take his job. He can't fucking draw.
Basically all of season 4. Specially the string of shit that is New Crystal Gems -> Rocknaldo -> Tiger Philanthropist. Least Storm in the Room breaks it up a bit.
He's a good lad and I enjoy his work as Buck but you're right. It didn't help that Rough Draft (whatever team they're using) just kept getting worse and worse.
Lapidirt died a long time ago user
A blue board unfortunately. Otherwise I'd be posting the pantsless version of this one.
>Garnet giving Greg the Respect he deserves.
That's why she's BASED
THERE SHE IS
why would you cosplay as a zooman?
Mindful Education, Last one out of beach city, Steven's dream, The good lars, Are you my dad and I'm my mom were kino thought
This is some Mr Noseybonk shit.
I really hope Crapidot gets BTFO in the movie or season 6. The fallout to that from the fags who shipped it will be delectable.
You're wrong. Teen Titans Go started off decent and got worse. As its reputation got worse it just doubled down and got more infantile as if to prove a point or something. Honestly the 1st 2 seasons of Go are pretty decent in retrospect.
Yea Forums BTFO
I'm more upset that Amedot is off the table.
To get hot choosening action with other Zoomen
The Kindergarten Kid (Good for a laugh)
Know Your Fusion
Mindful Education
Zoo Arc
Storm in the Room
Finale Bomb
Lots of chaff but also a lot of good in there.
>showing disney's aladin reboot next to the original.
It's like the commercial itself is Soul vs. Soulless.
I'll never forget or forgive him for the giant hair in Same Old World.
>the only shape a sandwich should be
Damn Steven
I've never understood these animation error posts. It seems more like a fault on the part of Korea for not being able to follow the models instead of the storyboards.
>the hot one
Oh yeah, I remember Dewey got cucked hard.
Its so obvious when its him drawing because of how small he draws Steven.
I hope now that steven is big he stops doing that.
Steven is REAL slow on the uptake. I mean the Gems are basically his big sisters.
>Only 10 minutes to The return
What's up, fellow boardies?
which is more pure and good, lapiven or pearlven
the koreans are told to follow the storyboards instead of the model sheets
though it's mostly Rough Draft whose stuff gets ass when the boarders have loose styles, SMIP deals with looser-styled boarders better
And Onion Gang, Future Boy Zoltron, Kindergarten Kid, Adventures in Light Distortion, Gem Harvest outside of Andy and the ones I previously listed were not. The highs of this season weren't as high for me as previous seasons', but the lows were the lowest they've ever fucking been.
>The tall one
>The purple one
>The hot one
Based Mayor
I don't remember Dewey's VA sounding this... weird.
If the power doesn't come back on by sundown I'm gonna make Ocean Town look like a fucking joke!
>"When you work for the government"
Man, the government has done jack shit to the gems if they canonically exist.
Dewey would never have Pearl. She has eyes for only one Gem.
He's spilling his spaghetti, so he's going to sound weird.
Elaborate.
Adventures in light distortion wasnt bad
I can't believe there was a time where I had no idea who Joel Hodgson was.
Converse
The best part about him is the car
fucking ocean town
ew
I KNOOOOOOOOOOW IT'S SOO BAAD!!! How did he even get the job?
>not liking the based ship
go back
Jasper soon, where are my fellow freaks?
They had real good chemistry during the barn arc but once lapis was on the scene, except for the one time they go to kindergarten together. Basically Lapidot got pushed so hard that Amedot got thrown out the window.
Bitches line up for the Murdercock Jr.
You say that, yet take a look at who Peridot runs up to and jumps all over at the end of CYM.
OCEAN TOWN IS GONNA LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE.
stars
I'M THIRSTY FOR ORANGE CRUSH
This episode is so stupid.
ITS THE TRUOOOU
ITS THE TRUOOOOUUU
ITS THE TRUEEOOOOOEEUU
KINDAH LUV
Rough Draft weeded out the weaker boarders. The stronger ones still had good looking episodes but Raven's artstyle never looked good when Rough Draft was handling it. I'm shuddering already thinking about Crack the Whip.
You've got a point. Maybe there's hope.
Man, Crack the Whip is such a shame because it's actually a really good episode content-wise.
>Peridot is cumming
I know it's a minor nitpick, barely even a nitpick, but I kinda wish that the shadows moved, since they're by the fireplace. I dunno would added a bit more warmth to the scene.
I agree. I understand that they're scared but why the fucking shit are the gems babying Steven when he's fully aware of what's going on?
No but it was incredibly pointless. Pluck it out and give a couple minutes of them getting to the zoo in Gem Heist and nothing would change.
I forgot that one, send some shit frames
Best Boy
Hallelujah.
Season 4 was utterly shit for it but season 5 brought it back. Back to the Kindergarten, Made of Honor and the tail end of CYM are at least leaving me with hope.
LET'S GO
Paul was like the one boarder whose stuff wasn't really fucked over by Rough Draft (outside of Crack the Whip, which was handled by the animator team that usually did Lamar episodes)
Zuke turned out to be a "looks shitty when Rough Draft did their boards" boarder, but we didn't find out until like Beta because most of their eps were SMIP
This, also they threw Bismuth in Lapidot so the ship didn't look like a ship anymore, Lapidot is dead at this point
How are you guys streaming it like 3 minutes faster than me
Peedee is the only good human character in the show.
And he never shows up anymore.
To be fair they've been doing it for more than just this episode. They've kinda always downplayed what's going to happen and tried to stuff when Steven was away instead of involving him. And it's really the natural progression of how the gems always treated him. They warped him off missions when it got too dangerous, they coddled him and even faked a test to make him feel better. That's really why Jail Break had so much of an appeal. It's the first mission where the Gems have taken Steven Seriously.
Long time no see
Live TV.
>2013 was six years ago
His VA is sickly, I believe.
EVACUATE. EVACUATE. EVACUATE
Oh yeah, wont PeeDee be a little taller now?
Agreed. The episode would easily be top tier if it didn't look like that.
There's better ones out there, especially with Raven's signature eyes that I can find, but this is one I had on hand. Jasper's barrel chest with a V neck to her abs.
>Just like your mother
Can't believe Peridot turned into Steven's new mom.
gem white guilt lol
I LOVE how Greg is drawn in this scene. It really sells the truth bombs he's dropping here.
I think this is actually a scene Paul did (Crack the Whip is like the one time Rough Draft fucked over Paul's boards, due to it having the animator team that usually did Lamar episodes instead of the usual Raven/Paul animator team)
Imagine if the CGs were killed at this point and Steven had to face down a lot of this gem stuff alone, like Kamina getting killed in the beginning of Gurren Lagann
>I'm gonna run fresh out of family
God that hurts I guess he'd still have Andy.
OPAL
When will Rebecca let Jasper be happy
>Lamar Episodes animated at SMIP instead of Rough Draft
Steven's Lion (with Aleth)
Lars and the Cool Kids (with Matt Braly)
Monster Buddies (with Hellen)
Fusion Cuisine (with Hellen)
Love Letters (with Hellen)
Onion Friend (with Katie)
Made of Honor (with Christine)
The Movie (with a shit ton of other people)
Man, I really like Estelle
>Opal defuses
>Amethyst is excited to see Steven
>Pearl is worried
They couldn't maintain their form because they fell out of sync.
Opal's great, but why not form Alexandrite? Come to think of it does Alexandrite have a fusion weapon? I can't recall.
There she is.
one of the most epic scenes in the show
Her fusion weapon is any of the other fusion weapons she wants
Jasper's fucking Cape. I bet she felt cool as shit putting that on this morning.
All right Yea Forums I gonna say it, I like Steven Universe
>I'M A CRYSTAL GEM TOO!
This scene is so fucking powerful for Steven's development.
Ah yes, the gem who fucked someone with tertiary syphilis.
When will Jasper step on muh dick
>Garnet popping out of the sand
KINO.
Nice callback later
>She used to throw a tantrum
>Insisting, that "hey I'm a diamond too"
JASPER BEST GEM
Who's ready for the episode that both made the series what it is and also permanently ruined the fanbase beyond repair!?
Yo... good catch.
Man, I remember watching the first Stevenbomb live and being hyped as shit about this two-parter. Comfy as fuck.
These 2 episodes are what made people start caring about this show, right?
barn mates?
i really hope they don't do to jasper what they did to peridot if she returns in season 6 and remains badass
Not a personal one, no. Though I always thought a kusarigama would make logical sense though not thematical.
We all like Steven Universe. We just don't talk about it until it's relevant. That's what seperates the fans from the fanatics. (that and having a containment board on trash for the autists does fucking wonders)
Barn mates is late
Yep. These are the ones.
For Yea Forums, nah.
For Tumblr, yes because fucking gays.
She’ll probably be all awkward trying to be friendly.
Here's one that's definitely Raven. The oval ring eyes are a dead giveaway.
I haven't watched the show since 2015, this is also the reveal that Garnet is a fusion, right
It's pretty bad over there.
Beginning of the end.
Titan AE reference
Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem for me. Introducing an actually-attractive gem prob helped
Black+Blue vs Gold+White
Steven walking through those destabelizers looks fucking uncomfortable as hell
End of the beginning.
Pink Steven must be spazzing the fuck out while flesh Steven just feels tickles.
Man Ruby was really stupid in the beginning
God I feel like Ruby was cuter when she was just a little ball of Fury. I dunno what it is but Ruby loses the grittiness to her voice later on and I don't like it.
I wonder if Pink Steven is gonna show up again in the movie, be Steven's "ultimate" move to un"fuse"
I wonder if he has some trippy crystal lattice growing through his body, and getting it removed caused internal bleeding.
STOP SINGING
I miss Tall Peridot
Ruby has and always was stupid. That's the nature of Rubies
Ah, the scene that ultimately destroyed Tumblr and the SU fandom.
I bet Sapphy's jotting down lyrics for when she kicks Jaspers fucking ass later.
THIS IS GARNET
OK NOW YOU CAN START SINGING
I remember fan theories of Ruby being blind after this episode aired.
Gotta say, it’s fun watching this again with you guys.
Jaspers design in Jailbreak is what made me get into the show
I gotta say, I will say I love how, afters Steven meets Ruby and Saphire, Garnet's 3 eyes stop looking creepy and start looking endearing and cute. Almost as if that realization has broken up some of the mystery to who she is fro steven and by an extension us.
BRAP TOGETHER
I know it's stupid but Peridot escaping in her pod like a booger being flicked makes me lol.
Imagine getting yo ass beat to a soundtrack as the person you're fighting disses you in song.
Hypest song ever
Undertale truly was the worst fandom.
Somehow Garnet is both talking to these guys and singing this song. Clearly Garnet has mastered Peruvian throat singing.
RIP S1 Garnet.
>alfa995
RAPE SCENE
Will to live: 0
FUSION IS STUPID AND GAY BUT ALSO PLEASE FUSE FOR ME I'M SO SCARED PLEASE PLEASE CAN'T I JUST GET A CRUMB OF FUSION.
>FUCK ME LAPIS! FUCK ME IN FRONT OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS FOR REVENGE!
Wasn't this show PG?
And then Jasper got raped
I wonder what would happen if Jasper was taken out by Lapis right here and now, without fusing.
>lesbian dv rates
Honestly Malechite might have my favorite fusion design. It's horrifying, it's cute. It combines both of Jasper AND Lapis' best traits.
And then Lapis tortured Jasper for several months.
As a Jasperfag it triggers me
When watching for the first time, I couldn't help screaming at Lapis in my head: "Destroy them with the ocean and be done with it"
Why's malachite so fucking big
lesbian rape dungeon
That's what she said!
also known as the ocean
What if the jasperdemption is in the movie and Lapis and her form a positive Malechite instead of a self destructive one. I know it won't happen but a boy can dream.
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Watching these ads for the movie makes me want to watch it more and more, just for how beautiful the art looks. Going from the S1 crap to that pastel paradise in the ads is such a comparison
They are both very powerfull
Because Jasper herself is an absolute unit
I bet Raven would've been a good fit on OK KO
It just shows how powerful they are. A full grow quartz and a Lapis Lazuli, make one big lady. Just like how Pearl and Amethyst together make a pretty big lady.
Let's not forget, Jasper alone was strong enough to contend with garnet for a while, and Lapis alone was able to take out ALL 3 of the gems +Steven Connie and Greg.
It's headcanon but I think the fact that neither of them really want to be fused acts as a sort of repulsive force.
[snores]
God I love how the title card always matches the location of the episode
That's Danny Cragg to you, transphobe.
that's Danny Cragg to you Mario
*wheeze*
Wait isn't this episode season 2? Why is it saying season 1?
So "Stronger Than You" or "Full Disclosure"?
She's a big Gem.
Steven is going to literally kill greg. THIS IS HOW GREG DIES.
When CN premiered these, they fucked the episode order. Say Uncle is supposed to be S1, but instead it's the S2 premiere.
CN was weird and aired some season 1 eps (Open Book, Story for Steven, Love Letters) after the season 2 premier, and is considering the first 52 eps to air as season 1 (so including Full Disclosure and Joy Ride)
I honestly forgot that that just happened. I mean I could've seen it coming a mile away don't get me wrong. Can't lie makes me roll my eyes a little.
Full disclosure it's an awesome episode
Amber Cragg is a homophobe trying to overtake the movement for personal gain by attention whoring instead of being sincere
Same with Rebecca Sugar for supporting this
Fuck off Ronaldo, this isn't your anime.
Finally, I get to say it!
FOR YOU!
EVERYBODY TOLD ME
Ngl, up until Connie's name came up on the phone I thought her name was spelled "Kani" or something because she's a weird ethnic
Ronaldo is /ourguy/ whether we like it or not
It's funny that Steven learns the Tobey Mcguire Spiderman 1 lesson but has the wrong takeaway from it
This is a better song than Stronger Than You.
ronaldo has always been right
Time for, no joke, my favorite song of the series. Something about this guitar getting more intense with the ringtone building up to an anticlimax. This song just hits all the right notes for me. Plus I just really dig that line "You don't need this. You don't need me."
OOOO OOOO OOOOOOO
OOOO OOOO OOOOOOO
OOOO OOOO OOOOOOO
I wish I was watching Adventure Time instead.
The guitar riff alone sells it for me.
I DON'T WANT THAT FOR YOU
CONNIE IS CUTE!
GARNET IS THICC
I wish the 2nd half of this episode wasn't just steven being a depressed Chuuni. The Full Disclosure song really builds up this atmosphere of guilt for what's happening around him, but then he just hams it up and you know that you can't take it seriously.
>Jazz Hands
whoops I meant Shirt Club not Love Letters
also Say Uncle was always meant to air in season 1, but was produced in season 2 (Because by the time season 2 started production they realized season 1 wouldn't be over in time for April Fools day)
HELLO
CON-NIE
Connie?
More like Cute and Funny.
Oh hey, it's that one face shitposters use.
Is Steven home?
Why this face anyway? I mean its supposed to be funny.
I just learned Raven's currently a boarder on Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty
>I don't want to be friends anymore
Powerful.
>I STILL WANNA BE FRIENDS!
Hysterical.
Agreed.
I WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR STEVEN UNIVERSE MONDAYS AT 7PM ONLY ON CARTOON NETWORK.
Wait a sec, if his tears are healing tears how does he still have a black eye?
Who would win, Spinel or Uncle Grandpa?
Because it's sums up The Crying Show very well.
Eew. Don't post short-hair Connie.
He didn't have that until later. Right now he has hit or miss healing spit.
>mfw "crying is funny"
I guess cuz the joke is that steven Universe is nothing but a weak fat kid crying and seing steve beaten up bawling like a baby is kind of the epitome of that idea.
His tears resurrect dead things. His spit regenerate broken things.
seriously?
Uncle Grandpa can beat any serious character. The real debate is Uncle Grandpa vs. Bugs Bunny
So the same reason "Crying Breakfast Friends" is a thing in the show then.
Uncle Grandpa is a god tier reality warper. He can only lose if he really feels like he's gonna. If he stays in control the whole time he can handle anything.
I don't think he can heal himself, but his healing factor is faster than regular humans.
Oh, that's surprising.
Bugs Bunny would literally get raped by uncle grandpa. Reminder that Cecil the Turtle has beaten bugs.
The only reason they died in the finale was his doubt for himself
all those elderly diabetics watching CN amirite
Yeah nobody said the crew isn't self aware, wich I do enjoy about this show.
Conniefags are gonna have a field day here.
>subverting expectations
also
>heterosexuality
Connie predicted the rest of the series
apparently after leaving SU she went back to doing storyboards for flash shows (she also storyboarded on The Hollow and the netflix Carmen Sandiego cartoon)
>Connie describes the show: The Episode
It's not fair
>THAT episode
>Infinity Fair
God I fucking wish I had a Rose Quartz room.
>Described a wedding cake for 50 pages
Talk about a real mind fuck.
>wish for Rose Quartz
>you get to nut in her before she poofs into clouds
>not peeking on her changing
are you even crushing on her, steve?
Marriage is so lame amirite?
I hope she's exaggerating. I can't even imagine coming up with...maybe 3 pages to describe a cake without getting redundant. And that's a big FANTASY cake.
I assume she was being dramatic
>Opening up a turkey cart instead of going with a magical pawn shop
Fucking fatty loser.
>the deeds just say "blah blah blah blah"
Steven is pure (and has a room that can create a perfect full body duplicate of her at his whim.)
I would just spend all day in there fucking waifus and experiencing cool fantasy shit. Mostly fucking waifus though.
Room I wish for Lapis with massive tits
WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT
WHAT YOU WANT
WANT
WANT
WANT
WANT
WANT
Now this is what happens when you don't watch Star Trek.
Steven thought her cloak was red but Connie thought it was black. That's why the Connie he wants had a red cape.
>room Connie holds Steven against his will and taunts him about crushing on Connie
Sugar wtf
God this episode made me REALLY want to see femdom with a woman in a wedding dress. It's a nice aesthetic.
Room. I want a harem of naked rubies.
Hi Danny.
Honestly this show is what it's like telling people I like half the shit that I like (including SU) where you gotta downplay how much you love it so they don't judge you.
Remember when we thought the room was rose
Do you think I'm a lesser person for liking this?
Yea Forums: yes
So since Connie described the rest of the series, does this prove that the only people that'll like the movie are pussies
Just get married and then ask your new wife to dom you on the wedding night
Yes. Did you even need to ask?
God show a different fucking ad for the movie
Seeing these cosplayers makes me embarrassed to be enthusiastic about any media.
>Just get Married
user, you have no idea how bad I am at talking to girls. I'm not even THAT ugly , have a car and job and I still spill my spaghetti whenever I have to talk to a girl.
but else are we gonna hear
>IT'S THE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
Same. I think they were handpicked to elicit these feelings in older fans watching at home.
This. Even Trekkers are less cringey.
Just be gay and find some twink who can crossdress
There's no such thing as a good fanbase. They're all just varying levels of cringe. After jailbreak I had to accept what was gonna happen to Steven Universe (just like I had to accept what was gonna happen to Jojo after the anime)
What are the chances of we getting a confrontation like snake vs ocelot in the top of the ship
well yeah, former lead character designer Danny Hynes WAS involved in the story for Open Book (only episode he was involved with that way)
Last episode of S1 in CN's airing order.
Be honest, would you use that cloud room for sexual desires?
Yes.
>Be a parent
>Your kid is on the verge of exploding over the Steven Universe movie
>Watch the marathon with your kid
>Every eleven minutes, your child is exposed to a grown adult in bad cosplay shitting his pants over this kid's show.
>I don't have anything against squares
>Square pizza? What's with this crazy state?!
So what is it, Steven?
>Be honest.
Bro, I'd use that room to fuck literally anything I could think of.
based user
These characters are so boring
Why do they think we want to see these guys?
The Pizza sisters are thicc as fuck though.
UH DUUUUHHH
I doubt it would let you actually touch it. Steven thought up a donut which he couldn't eat.
you're on Yea Forums user. Was there ever any doubt.
I'd just jack off to it
This episode is cool don't be a dicks
Some squares are more equal than others.
When it comes to live things like the whale and room Connie, he can touch.
n this very special episode, Steven gives in to peer pressure.
he just got pinned down sensually by connie wearing a wedding dress
He could touch everything else he's conjured since then. It probably just takes more processing power to make things touchable. So long as I don't simulate an entire city I think I'll be able fuck cloud things.
Oh alright. Been too long since then.
You can't touch lolis but lolis can touch you.
The more you watch this show you realize the gems are a ragtag group of morons.
>STAY OFF MY PLANET
Jenny
Steven and his 3 tiger moms.
S1 is over.
F
Every time I hear lines from the YTPs I immediately get thrown off by the normal lines that follow.
I hope when Steven gets home he throws all those fucking books in the TRASH. TV MASTER RACE.
Bored after hours at work how goes the marathon lads
with deep seeded emotional issues.
Only good episode coming up
GOOD MORNING
Did they air Say Uncle yet?
We're getting into the comfy, post jailbreak episodes. Best episode Say Uncle is finally on.
>the amount of ass pain this caused
If you need me, I'll be doing something ELSE.
It's happening RITE NAO NIUGUH
Just in time.
Good Morning!
Uncle who?
>Uncle Grandpa sinking their ship
Bad form UG
Finally, time for the only good episode of this show
This episode made me check out Uncle Grandpa and I liked it
I can't even tell which episode it is anymore due to all of these random cuts.
And jesus christ these commercials are going to give me an aneurysm
Uncle Grandpa was literally and underrated show.
>Don't worry kid, I'm wearing a helmet.
>you're eating my leg!
>Don't worry kid, I'm wearing protection
>Garnet making an incest joke
Noice.
Good Morning! It's been a wild since old Uncle Grandpa was on TV. But don't worry I'm here to help my man Steve with his shield for the rest of the series. Look out for me, in the movie. I mean I'm not in it but still look for me!
>mfw the crossover episode with UG basically spoiled the "big reveal"
WOMP WOMP
AMETHYST NO! YOU'LL EXACERBATE YOUR CRACK!
Sure it was.
>Amethyst trips over the Y
>Whyyyyyy
such a dumb joke and I still love it.
Imagine everyone outside of Yea Forums watching this as they seethe.
>I'm still a rock star kid
BASED Uncle Grandpa
PIZZA STEVE
Aww yiss the best character Pizza Steve
I miss Uncle Grandpa.
GEMSONA!
based Pizza Steve BTFOing OCfags
>gemsona
THIS IS OUR NEW HOME!
Funny enough, the Mr. Gus drwing was posted to his own tumblr like...a week or 2 before the episode was released. God I miss when shwos used to do that.
>THAT'S NOT MY BABY
>THATS NOT MY BABY
still gets me, still unsure why
'Say Uncle' Porl is best Porl
>GRFT
>UG
>SU
>LION
Press F to pay your respects for Pizza Steve
>Pearl's shocked reaction after Steven summons his shield
Still gets me.
>Amethyst eating Pizza Steve
BASED
F
Also Sugar did this
The fact that Uncle Grandpa is integral to Steven's character development is pretty funny.
>UG did Crossover Nexus before Crossover Nexus
S
and makes tumblr anger towards this episode even more sweet
>Swat Kats
>tfw nothing came of that kickstarter
Hot
F.
Truly he was a Pizza Steve.
>IT'S
>THE
>TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
Based Amethyst eats Pizza Steve
Too bad we never got that Clarence/UG crossover.
Uncle Grandpa helps Children. That's his job as everyone's Uncle and Grandpa. It's just what he was put on this earth to do.
F
F
I've never actually watched the uncle grandpa episode before.
that was pretty good
Clarence is the one kid on earth who didn't need Uncle Grandpa's help because he's already got a Chad.
There's 2 kinds of Uncle Grandpa episodes. Episodes about helping kids, which are almost all good, or episodes that aren't about helping kids which are much more of a mixed bag. Honestly speaking when it's not Uncle Grandpa fucking around and messing with people the show becomes a bit less fun and more obnoxious.
Salty Pearl time.
SOME
This is canonically like 2000-ish, remember.
>dragamonz
What the fuck.
BEST SONG IN STEVEN UNIVERSE
What wouldn't you do to Stevonnie
Based Greg
greg time!!!
Young Greg is a fucking sex machine. Dude should've been rolling in trim.
I believe it actually was gonna get made, but Clarence got cancelled before it could.
I know in my heart it's been worth the 3.99
Has to be like...late 90s early 2000s. So right around when punk and ska are pretty big.
actually I think UG's cancellation was what scuttled it, Clarence finished production after UG did
They were totally fucking in there werent they?
>Marty fucked Vidalia in Greg's van while he was performing
Enormous pink... hair
This is a pretty good song
>Greg, you can't just keep things away. You're not worth nothing
Marty's right. That's pretty based advice for a friend. The only dick move is taking 75%
I really like how the Gems tried to fit in with 80s clothing.
Blushing Garnet is a CUTIE
I love 80s baby gems
>I can sing
>women are people
This really should be around 2000 if Sour Cream was conceived in the van and he's about 16-17.
My nigga Greg got it bad for them big girls.
Marty has shit taste. Who wouldn't fuck a 8 foot woman.
>How big was she
Greg has a type.
presumably the show takes place in the early 10s, so it would've been the 90s
I really thought it was going to be a mother daughter relationship
What if those multiple smaller ones can FUSE into a big woman though
Either way, Marty and Vidalia aged terribly.
Greg isn't that good, is he?
Marty was secretly a lolicon.
>Rose in the shirt
HOT
>your life is short
And he'll still outlive you.
Vidalia was a single mom for a bit but yeah if she was in her early 20s when she had Sour Cream she should barely be pushing 40, but her voice sounds like late 40s. Marty did coke.
HELL YEAH MAO MAO COMMERCIAL
Why didn't she just turn him into a pink lifeform?
oh boy someone here thinks he can ignore the universe.
She would have to kill him first.
He's got heart.
He did so much coke that he jizzed pure uncut cocaine directly into her womb.
Because that would involve killing him?
Frankly, Idoubt she ever wanted to turn lion into a pink life form, and possibly regretted she did afterwards.
>Lamar episode
[snores]
hm. Airplane girl's pretty cute.
That's Amy and Rose.
Oh good. An episode I don't care about. Finally I can get some work done. I've been distracted pretty much all day.
these are some really bad faces, whoever boarded this needs some fucking practice
>Lamar
No, This is!
"swag"
it was a different time
GET YOUTH BOAT BOII
American Sniper: 2014
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST YO
damn jenny is dummy thicc
The cool kids are based...unless the writing decides they're douchebags this week.
Honestly that's how teenagers are
Steven gets to eat pizza whenever he wants, hang out with cutie gems, never has to go to school and has superpowers.
I'll never be Steven. Why live
remember when everyone was dissing them as Hellen epsiodes instead of as Lamar episodes?
a couple of years ago there was a popular shitpost calling greg a bad parent, every single thread anons kept telling that dude was full of shit, it was great.
To become friends with Steven
>it's a Steven commits a fucking murder episode
>"Oh I'll make him understand. I'll make them ALL understand"
Steven's about to make Ocean Town look like a fucking Joke.
>I'll make them all understand.
>cocks shotgun on the boardwalk
WASTED
>mass shooting happened a few hours ago
>this episode happens
oh my i love shit like this
Well that one was a drive-by unfortunately
I can't stop laughing at this for some reason
>last episode for the night is Jamie getting cucked
oof
>one of the few Lamar eps to be animated at SMIP (due to Rough Draft instead of SMIP doing Joe/Jeff's Say Uncle)
This scene with the phone reminds me that this show is like 10 years old
>really
>good
>swimmer
Close
Oh hey it's Jamie. That character 3 people maybe liked.
There's 2 ads for the movie at the same time in different corners of the screen
SOME
SAY I HAVE NO ERECTION
I dont blame Jamie, I would love to be buried under those thick thighs too.
I miss his Sense of humor
CN's trying to say:
>"watch the movie it's our fucking life support"
Lamar's one of the boarders confirmed to return for the post-movie stuff (being partnered with Miki now)
>last episode for the night is garnetfags getting cucked
FTFY
this episode instantly destroys every garnet ship in existence lmao
Technically everyone gets cucked just by looking at garnet
>I didn't write that.
The delivery is what sells it.
>mass shooting happened a few hours ago
again?
>Garnet's "I didn't write that"
One of Estelle's best read. It's so oddly sassy.
I DIDN'T WRITE THAT
Oh, I forgot KO's mom was in this show.
>Jamie an hero'd after being rejected
RIP
>love at first sight doesn't exist
>ruby and sapphire fuse once by accident and are suddenly love
what did garnet mean by this
Alright, show's over for tonight, now go outside
Well everyone, see you all tomorrow! Will make another thread sometime in the morning.
The way that girl talks about fusion makes me think she is probably very lonely.
STEVEN IS STINKY
To be fair they loved each other but they weren't IN love. They had to go down to earth, talk and play and sing before they even felt comfortable fusing again.
It's a shame early season 2 starts at 5:30 am
It takes work to keep love alive after the honeymoon stage. I imagine R&S had issues during the war and after.
>Got work tommorow from 11:30-5pm
Damnit I'm gonna miss like the whole 2nd half.
>tfw I'll be at work when the movie premieres
At least I'll have the whole day to shitpost during the marathon tomorrow with you bros
Oh... Joy.
>5:30 am
uh wow
Wtf, it's fake right ?