Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom, in a place known as "somewhere"
Give me your worst, gentlemen.
You got a bald head boy, and you gonna die alone.
>MEATWAD NO
We do a can food drive!
I dont know why everything went dark again but I'll give you an insult.
You keep losing to a cape boy Glass head!
You're going to get fucked over at Mr Yea Forumslympus.
Also sorry about your loss Meatwad. But congrats on getting Top 8 of Being the Best of the 10s.
Thanks Manta. It was rough but Imma get revenge. Dem white boys wont know what hit em.
Youre literally a massive fucking faggot and youre desperate for Superman to ahove his fist and even his cock all the way up your asshole, but he won't so you instead create legions of clones of him to fill in, but it's never enough.
Superman is smarter then you, stronger then you, and he has a full head of hair!
You'll never be happy and it is entirely your own fault because you throw away every chance given to you chasing after the one obstacle you'll never overcome no matter how hard you try.
CHING TU MADRE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Are you bald? Yes!
Revenge? What kind of revenge?
Food drive. Sounds nice.
Very True! Get fucked Lex!
You are a pathetic loser that has never won against superman.
Me and several others have beaten him in a fight, but you even with using kryptonite still got your ass kicked.
you are a bad joke, luthor.
Shoot, I don’t know but they going down. I was robbed.
Radda radda.
you are a blight for your kind
Off to a great start, I see...
Good idea, Unikitty. I have some Don Pepino and Campbell's to donate.
Yes, I know that. You do not have to remind me constantly, Skeletor.
So are you, Manta.
*sigh*
*deep sigh*
*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*
Is it too much to ask to give me some positive re-affirmations tonight? Please!
I,m a 12th level intelligence will you are a level 8
Wait we’re insulting lex? Ok ahhh.... Lex... you are.... bald and... not very nice!
*GASP*
I-I know you wanted to join in but that's way too far!!
You know when I said to 'give me your worst', i meant your PLANS FOR VILLAINY, not DEPRIVATION of the man who RUNS this place.
Fine. I like your money because I can use it to buy myself snacks.
Not to mention. He's going to lose to you badly in Mr. Yea Forums. Still rooting for you big guy.
Just don't act like Captain America when doing this.
OK. For one thing, I'm not entering.... intentionally. Besides everyone knows I'll go farther than you.
Good try kid. You knew where to hurt him but didn't have the confidence to do so. Gotta put more oomph to it.
Run this place? you are hardly here at all and when you are here all you do is whine about superman or want all of us to sing you praise (something you do not deserve)
Besides half of the members already robbed your company of most of it's money, you are boss in name only.
LEX YOU’RE A BALD SHIT THAT IS MORE LIKELY TO GET RAPED IN PRISON THEN FOR SUPERMAN TO EVER WANT TO TOUCH THAT FLAT ASS!
Like that?
Manta my man, good to see ya back!
Together we are gonna win that Mr Yea Forums as your my PR guy.
And if you do run it it well at least your gonna be second place.
Now we only need to get Azula over here and we can have a party again
Kickass
I mean...I would totally touch his flat ass but eh, different strokes for different folks.
...... yeah that sounds about right.... ummm maybe the first one was good for you.
Don't forget Aku is sponsoring us as well.
>Drinks Aku Soda.
Our run for this contest will be grand.
Lex, if you wanted positive re-affirmations then you'd stop acting like such a fuckup. But we all know you won't.
There's a spy around here.
I'M BACK!! September is tomorrow and that means the Yea Forumslympics are about to begin, I don't know if I should apologize for attempting to seize power in the legion but I will remain here just for the competition.
What was that?
And how, may I presume?
Then who's the real McCoy then?
...Yes, like that.
At least I run this place better than you, insect.
Where?
Let's hope you remain then...
Christ, any more of this and I'm going to go insane. Listen, let's just calm down the spite, okay? I'm calling Little Caesar's, want anything ladies and gentlemen?
Uh, nothing! Get me a Meat Lovers and some cheesy bread.
Must it always be trashy pizza chains, get the local pizzerias, that's what skeletor's freaks told me
I've never had earth food besides the time I went to the mouse house.
Yeah..... nice to meet you too Hordak.
Easy. I had a better movie... and a good casting choice for me as well.
Alright. BTW what happened to Marrick? Didn't he join the Legion?
Pineapple on mine
Fish face! We got some new fish guy while you were gone was grey and talked with a lisp
Anchovies. I want anchovies on mine.
I just figured he died. People usually do around here.
Sorry for being late. Venezuelan people were getting uppity again, so I burned down a forest in retaliation.
Eh, gimme a meat lovers. I'm pretty hungry so I'm in the mood for some good Little Caesar's.
Hi Azula, we’re roasting Lex. Little honky ass bitch.
Again it's horde prime, hordak is my brother but it's justified since you haven't seen me in awhile.
Ah your still here excellentWHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?!?!
Of course your burning down places once more, haven't learned since Japan?
...
Good to see the little princess also being here.
Don't cry too hard lexie
Good! Has he finally come out of the closet?
Oh, how wonderful. Horde. Please, no one cares about some forests and natives. Not when you control the world's biggest oil reserve. So, what have you been up to Horde? You've been quiet since Japan.
Lobo! Good to see you. Ready to tear the competition asunder and laugh at their despair when we win!
To be honest we did conquer Iowa.
It was worth it. Better than invading IKEA. At least we didn't get shot by Paul Blart like Riddler did.
Really? Who shot him?
Nice to see you back.... though I did tell you to stop burning things...
Nah, just bitching that no one respects him
Me. He should have never taken the last cupcake.
Hi I’m Unikitty! Master Frown brought me to a meeting once and i thought it was so fun I’d keep coming!
Azula people like fishy man don’t think I look like I should be here... how do I seem more threatening?
Gamers rise up.
I could help you with that. It's a simply surgery i assure you.
I have mostly been continuing my conquest with the horde, apparently the etheria I destroyed wasn't even the real one, and come to think of it, she ra looked different.
IOWA? Your all actually making progress for once, apparently skeletor built a base there, thanks for the info.
Ah alright I'll spare you then, had it been anything else from elsewhere I'd vaporize it.
No
>Staff vaporizes joker cosplayer.
Hell yeah, we will win and conquer that competition.!
Didn't we have a base in hawaii also?
It's all good, Manta. It's controlled and barely anyone lives there. Not like New York......Don't give me that look! Fine, I'll stop burning things till after the competition. Ok?
Not surprised. Little bitch is always going to bitch about being little.
More threatening? How about invaded one of the nearby kingdoms in your region? Spread happiness at the point of the sword, and they both fear and respect you. Fishy man talks shit about you, I'll flambe him and feed him to Hand Banana.
Shame. Oh well, that means you get to have all that fun again. Hopefully this one thinks differently, so you'll have a challenge.
Yes! Well reign supreme!
hiiiiiiiissssssssssss
Alright, i'm calling Lil' Caesars...
Hello? Yes, I would like to order one Large Pepperoni, two Meat Lovers, one Hula Hawaiian, one Ultimate Supreme with anchovies, one Italian Cheese Bread, one Caesar Wings, a Crazy Combo and two 100ml Coke bottles. Thanks.
hahahahhaha i jizzed all over the pizza
Not that I know of....
Hey! We're just trying to make sure you at least make Top 8 in Miss Yea Forums. We want you to win and be Crowned Miss Yea Forums remember. So no more burning or damages for a while. Sorry Azula, it's just to make sure you win.
Who brought him here?
You're fine in my opinion. You don't need to be more threatening.
You bastard.
You are not touching her you bastard!
Yeah we took Iowa. It was worth it.
Fuck yeah. This will be a good pizza.
You’re right. If I take over I can make everyone happy! Even if they don’t want to be....
Yay new friend!
But I’m not sick...
It's fine, I get it. The competition is right around the corner and we need to make sure everything is prefect. It's going to be a tough fight to even get into the Top 8. Lets kick their asses!
That's the spirit! When the Fire Nation attacked the other nations, we did so to spread our culture to the ignorant masses. It's the right thing to do when you're culturally superior to another one.
I would simply improve on her design, add some horns, teeth, claws, extra legs etc.
Are you still upset i made a hybrid clone of you?
see it as plastic surgery that will improve your appearance and make you scarier
Those judges better be putting us in the top 3 at least or else i'm gonna frag them…..
Aaaaaand I'm back, gentlemen. Bon appétit. The best of desserts are yet to come.
>—-BEGIN TRANSMISSION——Chara... are you using my typewriter to record a message... I know you are
...
Oh god he’s here... I gotta go
>———END TRANSMISSION——
Thanks Lex! You’re alright!
Little does he know that the food hasn't come yet.
Yes make her more threatening
Thanks
WHO WAS THAT?
And on a unrelated note I found King hiss dead, some guy dressed like an Egyptian pharaoh told me it was an accident.
You realize other then Frowntown all the other kingdoms around her are full of idiots right? You’re basically telling her to beat up the crippled kid.
Nice! Thanks buddy
I’m not letting you get anywhere near her pretty face
That's the spirit.
Yeah. Let's do this shit. Let's win this game!
Let's get you guys to the Top 3.
You guys are going to be awesome.
Better be good pizza and cakes.
Fuck you! You are not touching her.
Secondly Ray maybe a clone and I might find it creepy that Lex created him to replace me eventually but Ray is a good decent guy at least. He does an amazing job cleaning the place and giving Lex ideas occasionally.
I'm with you on that.
He's not touching her.
Perfect target for a novice. It'll give her experience for when she goes after bigger game. Maybe I can teach her a couple of things that make me happy, like burning things and war crimes.
Let's do this! We're going to burn the fucking place down afterwards! It'll be great!
Don't touch her Sinister. Don't even fucking try.
*sigh* amateurs like you 2 will be replaced eventually.
Umm... Miss Azula. Yeah hi. I'm faceless minion Nick. So.... the Peni Fags wanted me to give you this.
They said that this what will happen to people who don't vote for their Spider Loli God. To be honest I don't want that to happen so I will be voting for her. So... you don't mind that do you?
that little brat is still alive? i killed her 3 times already! i bet that piece of shit jackal and his cloning shit is involved again!
Cry me a river, bitch, you ain’t stopping us.
Aww poor guy got spaghetti sauce all over himself
I like making people happy!
Guys we need to save them!
Seems this peni and my dick need to get to know each other
You fear her more than I?! UNACCEPTABLE! THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL VOTE FOR ME OR THEY'LL SUFFER THE SAME FATE!
What the fuck?! Like what the actual FUCK?! This is what Peni's fanbase does to people who shit talk her? Looking at this picture his back is broke and his legs are twisted. It's like he just got double fisted. Damn... where's our fanbase and what the fuck are they doing?
That's more than sauce dear...
I think we should all be prepared when this fanbase starts to attack.