”user, why were you in the bathroom for half an hour again?”

>”user, why were you in the bathroom for half an hour again?”

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It burns when I pee.

who the fuck takes half an hour to wank, and more importantly, who wanks in a bathroom

Found the hair trigger

Sorry, Jen, I was just tugging it multiple times over the thought of dumping my hot man milk in your cold metal snatch.

had a very hard poo.

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I think I might have colon cancer. Last night I felt this hard, sharp, cutting sensation, about 3 inches inward, and 3-5 inches below my navel. It's just a one off thing, meaning it lasts 10 seconds, then stops, and it happens onc or twice a week.
Passing stool is getting harder, as is urinating fulling. Come to think of it, it might be prostate cancer.
My grandfather died of pancreatic, my grandmother of colon. I'm okay with dying, but I don't like the uncertainty of not know what exactly is happening.

What a ridiculously horrible thread.

human things
a cold souless robot like you wouldnt understand

I meditate while shitting

Have you tried going to a doctor?

welcome to poverty, muh nigga.
also, cremations are cheaper than doctors.

go to cannuckland

I’ve already told you this, Jenny, I have hemorrhoids.
Even after clean solid shits I have to wipe for a while because my asshole becomes a red fucking marker pen.
Also your toilet is very small and my turds barely get through. I use the toilet brush to break them into multiple pieces, but then it gets covered with pieces of shit and toilet paper so I have to stand there and wash it off.
Also you should get a new air freshener, yours barely works anymore and it also smells kinda bad.

can't we talk about the other robotgirls in the show?, like her sisters, vega, melody

Underage b&

If not, the FBI is waiting outside.

>stick dick in Jenny
>it comes out all bloody and mangled

Preparing. Enemas take lot of time.

XJ-6 best waifu

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why is jenny waiting for the bathroom

Do you expect her to be changing oil in public? Fucking pervert.

Another failed suicide attempt.

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How do you even fail at suicide?
Just slice your wrists open like you gut a fish and take a hot bath lmao.
Also bathroom suicide is fucking gay. My great grandpa went out with a grenade in his mouth, now that was badass.

I eat a lot of meat

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I was masturbating of course. Who would hide in the bathroom just to cry?

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Wow, unironically same.

user it's extremely painful

That’s the thing, user.
It’s not that painful if your life is already endless pain.
If slicing your wrists is too much for you than you probably have it pretty good and just making a scene.