You managed to find a magic muffin that will allow you 1 single wish free of almost all rules except you cannot wish for:
> More Wishes or any interpretation that can lead you to being able to wish more than a single time ie no wishing for infinite muffins
>Omnipresence so you can't become god and just 'wish' whatever you want whenever you want
That's it. Everyone else is free game. What do you wish for Yea Forums?
A harem of fat booty demon girls
Instant extinction of humanity
A fine choice
Edgy
A better-tasting muffin.
Become Scarlet Witch at the peak of House of M but without any of the mental insanity.
Just start wishing whatever the fuck I want. Fuck your gay rules, nigger.
Wish for vocal cords that can mimic any voice.
Make a mint on rule 34 commissions.
Pretty interesting, how much do you think people would pay for someone to RP Jake Long in their animated dragon fucking cars porn?
Wait, do you want to BE her or just get her powers
>you can't become god and just 'wish' whatever you want whenever you want
looks like you wasted a wish
I can't decide between wishing to know every language (written and verbal) or the ability to cure all diseases with a touch.
I wish for the extinction of all fairies
The relaunch of the Amalgam Universe plus the addition of more than just a Marvel/DC dichotomy
Obviously the more lucrative one is the disease one. Hell if you swing it right you can become a prophet for some religion as "God acts through you" and you can 'prove' it by clearing cancer and shit by contact
Imagine selling a single HJ for like $500M
all niggers instantly die
It was obviously shown that you get one wish per bite.
Not this muffin, this muffin is a single wish total. Doesn't matter if you inhale the entire muffin or take a nibble at a single crumb, one wish per customer in all the universe not to be exchanged or sold for any value
I WISH FOR ALL OTHER user'S WISHES TO BE REVERSED!
The safety, wellbeing, and happiness of all mankind
I wish for this wish to happen
Wanda isn't a God, dipshit.
DRAGON UP!
A large, professional animation studio meant specifically for furry porn, with both a 3D department and 2D department.
Wanda isn’t omnipresent
Every woman I approach lets me eat their ass out.
Fuck any wish related to cartoons I want booty.
based
The ability to distort reality to my whim
I wish to become an omnipotent and almighty god to whom time is no restriction.
When I am free of said restrictions I travel back to before I got the muffin and wish it so that the restrictions of it are lifted
Then I make it so that if you read this your mother dies in her sleep tonight