We've had so many Star thread, let's have a good old fashion Marco Diaz bully thread for once.
We've had so many Star thread, let's have a good old fashion Marco Diaz bully thread for once
his girlfriend killed millions
His fans are pathetic grown men who pretend to be him.
your shows over
into the you go
>Finally, a thread where Marco can't cuck me.
It's alright, he never fucked her anyway, he only bang random girls in front of her while the little cuckquen furiously touch herself.
Talk about his mom instead
But her mom is a lovable character who I don't viciously want to make fun of.
Only chicanos
No, white guys too
>His fans are pathetic grown men who pretend to be him.
Desu what fandom isn't like that.
The Donkey Kong fandom
See this is why I had to leave a Star Vs discord.
Too many of them were on his dick.
no, Marco lost his balls, he suffered enough
>I had to leave a Star Vs discord.
>being on discord in the first place
>Implying he ever had any.
He gained some, then was left with even less than he had at the start.
Knock it off!
Marco's cool
It how I talk to my friends and other CCs
He’s really not
Yeah he is!
>Straight A student
>Red belt in karate
>Several girls had crushes on him
>red belt
His sensei is a fraud.
*chickenbutt*
You know what? While we're here anyone got any edits or memes making fun of Janna and her retarded shovel chin?
So?
That doesn't change the fact that he's got really good karate skills.
Yeah and they all ended up dumping him for other girls, hating him, or being dead. Also Karate is for gay people.
Relationships can be complicated
>His fans are pathetic grown men who want to fuck him.
fixed
It’s not complicated. He’s trash.
Wrong person
Well, I disagree. He's awesome
>Yeah and they all ended up dumping him for other girls, hating him, or being dead.
Disney giving reigns to Nefcy was the worst thing to ever happen to this show.
He's a cartoon mate, take it up with the writers who made him that way.
>exhentai.org
Thoughts?
>Dezz
Nope
Nah
He should have picked Janna
Yeah
>Janna
Why would you wish such a horrible fate on him?
spbp
Isn't there some autistic AU going on currently where all cartoon girls are in his harem?
Because:
1. This is a Marco bully thread.
2. They had the most chemistry of any pairing in the series.
Yeah, it’s some pathetic boomer shit with rock songs and gay ass fantasy.
But she's so fucking terrible
Anyone else agree that Marco has a fat butt?
Janna didn't commit mass murder to make things worse.
And yet somehow she still sucks so fucking much anyway
Zzz....
Nah, she alright. The only true unbearable character is Pony Head.
Also,
>kinda cute
hmm no sweetie, they are genderfluid
No, Janna is just bad, all her scenes are her being a jerk to Marco, we are not even talking about a funny jerk like Bender or Roger, she is just a jerk.
>HIS KISSES ARE SO BAD HIS FIRST LOVE TURNED LESBIAN
Why marco self inserts didn't do a hero yet?
>Why marco self inserts didn't do a hero yet?
Because every thing is traced back to Nefcy and her crew.
They have very little in their life
He became a buffed badass with the chance of a one guy orgy with an interdimensional demoness for the rest of his mortal life...but he decided to go back to his blonde, flatchested friend.
I don't think his kisses would be bad. They didn't leave him immediately after he kissed them.
Flat is kind of justice. Also I have a thing for blondes.
Dude, you've been hypnotized by Marco. Snap out of it.
No wonder you self insert as Marco
Nah just blondes in general. Also even I think Marco's a dumbass.
>you have to self insert as Marco in order to like flat girls or blondes
Retard.
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How?
we really need more discussions about the implications brought by Star after killing magic. Those threads are good.
Was Mina really the reason to commit the genocide or was just an excuse to be with Marc?
Betas want to be him, Chads want to be with him
The latter, but that doesn't make it any less horrifying considering what happened to the eyepatch narwhal. Even worse was Star's attitude after all is said and done.
So what was the point of Marcos cheekmarks or his special wand
What about if I want to be just like him?
>*the latter
Meant former
Like most of post season 2 Star, useless filler.
It's not his fault, the blood moon curse fucked with his head and made him leave Jackie in the first place. Starco is such a shit ship magic was necessary to kill and bury the superior relationship
Nice
Nah, he're on Yea Forums you're not allowed to be varied in your reasons for liking something
Imagine if you were hypnotized to think and act like Star
Why does it even have pointless filler when main plot threads were so undeveloped? The monster rights plotline still makes no sense.
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It was only after she went to fucking france and got tonguebathed by a french slut that she became full lesbo. Not marco's fault the superior french girl tongue action got the better of jackie, who was shit anyway.
What's messed up was that Jackie had so much potential given the circumstances of late season 2, she could've been fleshed out and the opportunity was good too considering Marco put her on a pedestal and the audience knew little to nothing about her.
>It was only after she went to fucking france and got tonguebathed by a french slut that she became full lesbo.
This is how Sabrina Cotungo came out as bi. Not even joking.
>Why does it even have pointless filler when main plot threads were so undeveloped? The monster rights plotline still makes no sense.
Too many cooks and nobody to keep them in check.
What, being a gay magic carpet muncher wssnt enough character development for you?
People mix this up all the time, but destroying magic had nothing to do with being Marco. Star destroyed magic completely aware the consequence would be never seeing Marco again, and at the last minute as magic was dying even attempted to make it to the Earth portal and never see her family again just to stay with Marco (and Marco attempted to do the same for Star).
THEN their love magic ultimately cleaved Earth and Mewni together and doomed human- and monsterkind, but they weren't aware that would happen at the time. So they did screw over everyone to be together, but not deliberately and destroying magic normally would've meant either their separation or one of the two permanently leaving their home dimension.
Which self-insertfags are worse
Marco's or Lincoln Loud's
Lincoln’s. His are all incest.
The fags who obsess the fuck over other people self-inserting.
Marco because the Lincfags are doing it just for having nearby sisters, which he's written as a brother and not a lover
Marco is written as the most painfully unrealistic self-insert of all time
>being proud of your autism
Sorry people think the fact you pretend to be Marco is sad.
Where the fuck on my post do you see me approving of that shit.
>t. Approves of that shit
This post plus the AMA just really double downs on the fucked up nature of the finale.
Cope. You're just as autistic for even letting this shit get to your head instead of outright ignoring it.
It’s okay user. No one will make fun of you anymore.
*shudders*
Cool, now add something to discuss instead of crying about fags who self insert.
Okay, why are you so defensive about the self-insert?
There you go again, user letting those self insert fags live in your head rent free. Stop talking about those faggots and get on with the thread.
What about to think and act like Marco?
>What about to think and act like Marco?
Then you'd be acting like a high schooler who probably hangs out at the anime club. Don't be a Marco, be someone like Neververse Marco instead.
You know what? I wouldn't mind being Marcotized
Just be a good guy to your friends and family and don't abandon them at a hat's drop for a female. That's it.
That doesn't sound so difficult
It's strange...
Where's Murrlogic?
Season 1/2 threads were so fucking comfy...
That’s just nostalgia talking
>That’s just nostalgia talking
Nah, I remember the drawfags and greentexts stories and the weird (good and bad) shit in between the breaks. People were pretty hyped after the second season finale and it showed in the threads.
>His are all incest
Where's the problem here?
They really were more enjoyable then because an average thread wouldn't be like 80% shitting on the show. Not that I'm one to talk because I'm usually part of that 80% now, but still. There was a much more positive vibe.
Here ya go, just repeat in your head "Be like Marco":
youtube.com
Oh no, I can't have a stable relationship for more than a month and I'm now into my not attractive bff, oh god.
Chill, dude
Marco because every self inserts pretend Marco is a chad alpha with a harem, not the insecure, socially awkward teenager that he is
Nice cape, Marco. Looks good on you
Reminder he lost a 8-10/10 Stacy because of that cape.
It also wasn't even a cape it was a blanket a fat man ate meat in.
Whatever...
But remember, he EARNED that cool cape
>Cool
Eh, no.
Uh, yes
It was given to him as a consolation prize under the thought he was never gonna come back.
Season 3 Marco might as well be a different character then season 2 Marco.
>pretend Marco is a chad alpha
Dude actually became a chad once Star is away and he is left to his own devices as seen in the scissor episode.
Cool Cap, 8-10/0 gf, Cool Cap, 8-10/0 gf, Cool Cap, 8-10/0 gf, Cool Cap, 8-10/0 gf. One is a neet thing you wear like 3 times the other is probably the best thing that ever happened to him.
What?
I meant 8-10/10
Shouldn't you leave that to a trained professional?
*chicken butt
Zzz...
>Now star put him in the dumbster
full pic?
He deserves nothing but shame
>dumbster
>dumbster
I meant dumpster
Perfection
The fact this this is mildly canon makes me hate this timeline
>mildly canon
But it isn't, it's just trapfags being trapfags.
It is pretty good but it's more star bullying and not Marco bullying
Marco became a cross dressing activist who is loved by princess across the multiverse.
>Marco became a cross dressing activist who is loved by princess across the multiverse.
Miscommunication on my part. And think about it this way; Marco was on his own for 15 years and ended up looking like this instead of tranny.
That was after training with heck for 15-16, now that she cease's to exist the chances of Marco become a chad has decrease exponentially.
Although that could be a pun, too.
*drags him to the dumpster*
Pics from the show that show Marco with a fat butt?
>That was after training with heck for 15-16
Actually it was more of him tracking her down across many different places. And now that Mewni came to Earth, it's the perfect way to replicate the experience.
>now that she cease's to exist the chances of Marco become a chad has decrease exponentially.
Star has seen him aged up and creamed herself at the sight of his abs, she's definitely going to try to get him back in shape.
>both Star and Marco are cum dumpsters
Truly Starco was mean to be since the start
So I guess the alpha was Janna all along
And any other female and male characters
She actually got to Marco long before Star AND got his consent too, so yes.
kek
>Then Janna gets bored of Marco and dumps him for Tom.
>Janna dumping Marco for Tom
>Not Janna taking both Tom and Marco for herself
You gotta think bigger user, she'd have two flavors of men for herself, and Star still would'n t get shit
Lel they had an episode to do that but instead the writers had Janna shit on Tom and went back to the Diaz. Glad the writers did Janna justice and kept her out of that awful love triangle.
That AMA was wild
>Nefcy kills Starco's canonicity
>Adam confirms Marco and Janna have something funny going on which confirms Starcuck
>Marco is a Smiths fan
>magical beings are fucking dead or incapacitated
>Earth-ni
It was a lot better than I thought it would be
This is a parallel universe where Marco's a super beta, Janna has to dump him for one of her lovers and Tom is most likely.
>a parallel universe
Star killed those too.
kellys world is still intact
I mean technically but they're still haven't all crashed yet and all history technically exist till a 5th dimensional or higher event happens.
>doesn't self insert as Lanky Long
What have you been doing user?
>kellys world is still intact
Yet...
It's magic bro, some next level shit that bends logic and flosses its asscheeks with it. Who knows the full extent of Star's decision.
>Who knows the full extent of Star's decision.
Not the writers, they made a dimension system and a multiverse system and use the term interchangeably, it's very clear they had no idea what they were doing.
>Star has seen him aged up and creamed herself at the sight of his abs.
Yeah she really got the tingles
>it's very clear they had no idea what they were doing.
Star Vs. post-Season 2 in a nutshell. Can't believe we thought Nefcy was /ourgirl/.
>there was never an episode where Janna sees Adult Marco
We were robbed.
It feels like they just wanted to make a wack episodic show but they had to make it story driven show post-Season 2 causing a ton of loose ends that they though they never had to deal with.
There is no universe where Tom is cool
>but they had to make it story driven show post-Season 2 causing a ton of loose ends that they though they never had to deal with.
Season 3 was where Nefcy had full control of the show and went overdrive on Starco, which is why links to the previous seasons (Marco's friends, Jackie, school in general) were severed.
But there is one where he's less of a beta than Marco.
Oh so that's why it sucked so much.
Disney wanted a show marketed for tween/young girls, Nefcy wanted to tell everyone how fucking awesome her marriage is.
oh ok
also nice trip
This usually happens when it comes to harems.
You know the fact that Nefcy has two self inserts and one of them has a crush on her husbands self insert and the other self insert while the other self insert has a crush on the same husbands self insert and is always being stopped from dating him from because different girls are already dating him is super weird.
It’s pretty obvious that Nefcy did not have healthy relationships growing up after looking back on Tom and Starco.
yeah
>Janna getting anything other than an early grave
You're right user. Gotta think bigger.
chicken butt!
Who would be in Janna's reverse harem
>Then she picks him up and deposes of him in a dumpster
>Tom
>Buff Frog
>Jeremy Birnbaum
>Charlie Booth
>Sensei Brantley
Not Marco
True fact: Marco becomes over 900% more likable as a girl
oh ok
how would she be in bed?
no he doesn't you faggot
Also
>male Star
I'm amazed that there is so little fan art of Marco bulling while there's a metric mile of Star.
And let me guess. She belongs to Janna as the perfect hetero couple?
No I ship female Marco with male Star.
Everyday she gets worse
>literally who
How would Marco be as a boyfriend?
Zzz...
In fact, that's a good thing. You're freaked out right now, but you'll love it. You'll notice yourself relating to Marco more.as time progresses
What other things did they say in the AMA?
Good taste.
Nice
It really bothers me how there’s no space between the boobs and the neck here.
Any skilled editfriends itt wanna fix that?
thanks
Nothing important
It starts off well but he'd get distant fast causing his GF to break it off with him
kek
Perfect wife
Male Macro
>A waste of space
Female Marco
>Top tier waifu
You wouldn't?
cute
based. marco is best when hes a cute boy dressed like that.
nice
Tenth level bulling to Marco, the only reason people like him is when he's cross dressing
It's a good enough reason.
normal Marco is cuter than trap Marco
No
Levels of Marco Bullying
>Level 1: Marco's a cuck
>Level 2: Marco works better as a girl
>Level 3: Femboi Marco Forever
Hey that doesn't sound like bullying, This is a Marco Bully thread no complements allowed.
>Honest though I could care less and these threads a basically just Star vs Generals
>bully Marco so much he becomes a girl
>bullying Marco into getting fake tits and becoming a prostitute
Yes please
>fake
Reminder Star is a witch, Gender Bend wouldn't be to hard.
Fake is hotter tho, gives this feel of desperation.
It's a good thing you don't have to choose. Both are great and readily accessible for cuddling.
>tits
>After the things that Marco has been forced to see bullying is the worst of his problems.
oh ok
oh ok
bump
Do you got more?
Then explain this
pre-bloodmoon Marco was a pretty nice guy who really went out on a limb for his mediocre friends and Star
There is nothing wrong with that. The real cancer are the TLV OCs and background character shipping
>Marco is a Smiths fan
Nice dog-whistling Nefcy
independent.co.uk
Based Morissey
Nearly forgot about Marco themed ball crushing
Marco always has more to show and give.
There is oddly a lot of trap marco.
It's what makes him such a good and adorable boy.
based. i'll buy him in both forms.
wanna fuck marco so bad
>that bulge under the dress
ew
based. its so sexy
Nefcy didnt have any relationships growing up. She was an autistic shut-in anime watching nerd who was home schooled and got a GED. She probably didnt even have a boyfriend until college, maybe even after. Christ, just imagine being a virgin in your mid twenties.
>just imagine being a virgin in your mid twenties.
Were on Yea Forums, I'm pretty sure 49% of just this board fits into this category.
It's true, you really have to get a foothold by your mid 20s
He's so cute even when this art is pretty on model
*girly sigh*
Forgot ball crushing and bullying
>Level 1: Marco is a loser
>Level 2: Marco's a cuck
>Level 3: Marco gets his balls kicked in
>Level 4: Marco works better as a girl
>Level 5: Femboi Marco Forever
Nice butt, Marco
ok
We truly live in the worst timeline.
>bully thread devolved into molestation and then into sexual abuse
Hey Marco, what's being a trap like? I'm thinking about joining you
But Star won so it the best timeline we could ever get.
> And then trap Marco
>Star won
That makes it even worse
>But Star won
Lol, Nefcy says otherwise
I always kek at that fact
Same, Nefcy ruins her show with her shitty pairing and then doesn’t even canonize them because fuck it.
God the show was super miss managed, hopefully if it ever gets rebooted they actually have a plan before making the show.
>hopefully if it ever gets rebooted they actually have a plan before making the show.
Nefcy will be in her late fifties by then, hopefully she’ll be a more consistent writer by then.
HEY!
I'm .
If you're gonna bully Marco, I'm joining him, because you'll have to bully me too!
And or use the OG Star Vs as a frame work for what not to do.
>a frame work for what not to do.
Basically season 1-2 the series.
It's very fun feeling pretty and such a turn-on being appreciated for it, but you gotta vet your daddies a little bit. It's somewhat of a bummer spending 2+ hours on shaving/epilating, dressing up and putting on makeup... and the dude you're hooking up with wanna get dressed and go home after spending his load in ~15 minutes? :<
When you're the sub you don't really lose your sex drive after climaxing: As long as the other guy is still hard it's fun continuing... and if he hits your g-spot you can even come again! ^^ It just feels amazing falling asleep on a guys chest after he's spent half an hour+ pounding your ass.
The sex is nice, but so is some snuggling to go with it!
>someone actually took the time to type this out
I feel bad for your parents user.
Yes but take good stuffy from 3 and onwards and put in in that setting, Kelly and Pony head could both go to St. Olga's, that buff chick could be friends with Marco and have a teenage mode, and Figgs could try and become Star's squire.
same
And make Eclipsa a full on villain instead of misunderstood character who did nothing wrong.
I'd prefer her husband but yeah, something like that.
Stop
Him too. Fuck, also Toffee.
Yeah, though I'd be fine if Eclipsa was morally grey but the baby eater and mother killer, no.
My bad, I meant I wanted both as the bad guys. Being a soul eating monster who terrorized others for years at end isn’t salvageable at all.
Make sure to make your Marco nice and fat
I can imagine fat buttery leg beards drawing marco frantically in different fetish forms submitting and shipping towards every girl in the franchise. ooh look at that there it all is. =3
To you
Stop
No, I like Marco just the way he is.
I'm only 5 episodes into the show, does it get better
Stop after the second season.
Oooo....
When you get to when the main villain get's Kamehamehaed just stop, and read the wiki for a plot synopsis.
bump
gross
bump
Alright 300th post. Here goes nothing. *ahem*
STAR YOU'RE A KEK
fpbp
*Cuck
oh ok
Would the show have been better had it focused on Marco instead of Star?
Probably, it would be a clean harem anime that focuses on Marco's development as a character and adorable relationship moments. Though I doubt it would be as successful.
>Harem
Stop pretending you’re Marco
>it would be a clean harem anime
Let's say that in this universe Daron Nefcy is a man who didn't watch girly animes.
You aint stopping no one faggot :)
I'm not, I was thinking of a Wholesome Harem anime where it's just about cute character interactions like Ouran High School Host Club, one of the clean Tenchi series or dragon maid.
>Marco bullying thread just ends up being a Marco praise/sexualize thread
How does he do it?
>He watches Harem Anime
>How does he do it?
He cucks the haters.
Let's be honest most famous anime can be argued into be harem anime.
hes just so fuckable. I've honestly never even seen a full a episode. I just wanna fuck trap marco and normal marco so much. thank you to the creators.
I mean some girly anime is fine just mix in some shonen character arcs and you'd make gold. Also anime is the plural of anime.
>just mix in some shonen character arcs and you'd make gold.
You can only do the grand tournament and friendship fixes everything cliches so times before it gets stale.
I meant like Marco actually developing as a character. Personally "Running with Scissors" in my opinion was a missed opportunity where they gave Marco to be uncharacteristically lazy and then undo it they should have address one of his actual character flaws like cowardacy and have him start on a path where he overcomes it and has an arc.
Even worse was his escapades as a knight in training. Nefcy had a great opportunity to actually have the character grow further out of his shell with the other novices but that's all out the window because we need to focus on romancing Star.
Honestly the idea that he even needs to train in nonsense, maybe if it was in like season one but by season 3 Marco has already fought with top level entities and spares with star regularly.
It would be just a western harem show.
>Honestly the idea that he even needs to train in nonsense
It would make more sense if he trained in other areas that weren't just physical combat like magic or Mewni history.
Has the west even attempted a harem cartoon?
>It would make more sense if he trained in other areas
Yeah but Marco's a warrior class character so it's still iffy.
>so it's still iffy.
He's going to be around Star and the upper echelons of Mewni society, it's inevitable that he'd get an education like most knights did in the medieval age. Plus it allows the viewer to learn more of Mewni through him.
>Not just the Shadman, but the Shadwomen and Shadchildren, too
>those lips permanently pursed into a "uhm no sweaty ;)" grimace
I have never seen a more punchable face
This is a bullying Marco thread, go hang out at the weird rock one
>This is a bullying Marco thread
I'm going to bully the shit out of you user
ok
I wanna force my entire hand into Marcos mouth and break his jaw!
Dummy
That's new.
I want to stab his eyes out in front of his mom.
>oh yes i love to be a tranny just like my chad figure
What these anons mean by this?
I don't even know anymore
>oh yes i love to be a tranny
What did user mean by this?
I dont know dude , you are the one that self insert as pic related
Me too but instead of my hands its gonna be my dick in his mouth and instead of breaking his jaw i wanna tire his jaw from all the sucking hes gonna do.
>you are the one that self insert as pic related
Lmao looking back on those two posts, there were no trannies mentioned until you posted. user, get some help. Wanting to fuck traps is gay, you'll end up as sick as
Yeah dude that's pretty gay. The rest of us were having a good torture thread and then you showed up
yeah he should be ashamed.
it's sexier if it's on model.
Is that male star or just normal star?
bump
Does it matter?
Im no homo. Im only into straight pegging
based
Split the difference, Star has turned into a futa because magic and that's why she can't stop fucking Marco.
OP is a faggot, and the entirety of this thread is the proof.
What happens when he wakes up?
Consented dumpster sex with Janna.
Christ user, thats gross. Consent?
>Christ user, thats gross.
Got to hide the smell of pussy from Star somehow.
>Consent?
That’s when to two or more parties agree to a deal.
He tried to convince her reconsider
Sauce?
What a beta lol
I don't think you understood what he thought was gross
makes sense
He freaks out and has to walk home covered in garbage.
Wakes up? Oh no. He gets picked up and compacted by one of those garbage truck things. He fucking dies like they should of in that stupid compacted in those dumb star battle movies
this
Ok, I mean it's consented
I have no idea
>this thread
We do a Star thread like this like every week, Marco needs some hate.
Ok sure but it's turned into something else
Yeah, people with odd fetishes are a massive problem.
Tom took the virginity of a magical princess and left an used-goods powerless peasant to Marco.
>Tom
Star was already a frequent visitor of the Bounce Lounge with Pony Head. And Marco is used good himself too. Five times over.
Happy that someone's actually doing some Marco bullying in this thread
Star is a stacy