Why doesn't DC pander to Fujoshi?
It will make their sales skyrocket
Why doesn't DC pander to Fujoshi?
Connor Howard
Andrew Martin
I thought they already did.
Luis Kelly
Did you not see all the Ikemen statues they did
Hunter Hughes
All DC has to do is produce a SuperSons animated series. Japan will take care of the rest.
Hudson Gutierrez
Just make a fujo thread next time. Everyone knows your endgame OP
Sebastian Evans
So far I've only seen Batfamily Ikeman statues. Where are the rest?
Jackson Lopez
They should just go ahead and make Damian and John for each other already. My heart desperately needs it.
Cooper Sullivan
>Why don't Marvel and DC pander to Fujoshi?
FTFY
Marvel made a big mistake pandering to ugly dykes and trannies instead.
Nolan Butler
Marvel definitely panders to fujos.
>that’s America’s ass
Chase Phillips
I was talking about the comics, and that line is fucking lame and non-compromising (still true, tho). Go full or nothing
Jacob Williams
>that low quality
>that DA watermark
faggot
Ethan Brown
Needs more Batjokes. That'd explain the gayness between both of 'em. I mean, come on, Batman should've killed him already. Even in Year One, the Joker killed himself because Bats didn't wanna. Pathetic.
Andrew Nguyen
I know what else is skyrocketing in that pic
Jace Martin
MCU stays winning, even in this field.
Noah Young
Jose King
Never, ever pander to fujos, they will drive down the fanbase into the depths of hell in a heartbeat
Jordan Torres
Brandon Lee
>implying that it didn't already reached there since Bendis came in
Noah Anderson
Batjokes is hovering around the same shit tier as batcat is
Open your mind to the other rogue ships
Alexander Lopez
There's already plenty of fujos in these fandoms. Most of the ones actually into the comics (not movies) are often older and quieter than the crazy fangirl type. In all honesty, I think they should hire fujos. There's some fantastic fujo writers and artists out there.
Ian Russell
True. Batman x Constantine is the rogue patrician choice
Jordan King
>they will drive down the fanbase into the depths of hell in a heartbeat
explain. sounds entertaining
Juan Sanders
>BatBlood never
Why even live?
Jack Sanders
Not that user but Voltron's fandom was an absolute disaster because of the lack of barrier between the show runners and the fanbase due to pandering.
Carter King
Those take over every single fanbase no matter what you do.
Robert Green
It was already a disaster long before the showrunners started pandering to them. Everyone was mostly asexual for most of the series.
Juan Foster
I want more bara pandering!
Benjamin Bennett
>Not thinking Riddler/Batman is the best rogue ship
Juan Moore
Never said that is the best, just that is a good one
Benjamin Smith
based
Nolan Adams
That just makes one more reason to milk all the money/audience rates you can from them. As long as you keep the writing/pacing/ storytelling good, of course
Dylan Cooper
>BatBlood never
Does Jason Blood ever get laid? Never remembered a time he did
Sebastian Johnson
You know a male version of DC Bombshells comic would probably sell even better.
For those who don't know the comic basically turned 80% of the characters bisexual or lesbian and paired a lot of them off.
I get they probably couldn't do it with Batman or Superman but come on, who cares if alt versions of Dick and Wally kiss, especially if their design is way different from their normal design.
Alexander Evans
Why? Just write your shit normally and they'll still pretend that all the male characters want nothing more than to fuck each other and buy all their content and individual merch based on their own delusions
Justin Baker
Eh,actually a good idea. give me my Alt. HalxBarry or Power top Zod and I'm sold
Brandon Hughes
>and buy all their content and individual merch based on their own delusions
The power of teasing is strong, user. Just use a line implying it, then play it as a joke/never mention it again and that's it
Charles Brooks
Then they'll REEEE at you for "queerbaiting" and try to dox the shit out of your team
Isaiah Green
>Then they'll REEEE at you for "queerbaiting"
As Breevort says "if they're angry, it means we're selling"
Jacob Martin
I'm a fujo and I agree.
Isaiah White
Hating yourself that much, eh?
Austin Nelson
You don't need teasing or implication, just a normal funcional or even disfunctional relationship between the characters is enough for those degenerates.
Connor Bell
It NEEDS art by Anka.
Anthony Kelly
Based
Parker Brown
It's less fun when it's canon. No long-winded little essays justifying the ships to snicker at between the shameless smut.
Brandon Nguyen
>Kitty dropped THIS
Nathan Howard
She dropped THIS too
Anthony Murphy
Seriously, what the fuck is her problem?
Nolan Russell
I agree with this. Making references to the possibility of a romance rather than directly confirming it gives much more creative freedom to fans as they have to fill the empty spaces in their theories with their imagination.
Cameron Kelly
>Anka and Dauterman draw the sexiest dudes
>they got put on female led ongoings
marvel was fucking terrible
Isaiah Ramirez
The only faggots that screech about queerbaiting are the new 14-20 year old/tumblr-raised fans which never fucking buy anything anyway, so you might as well just tune them out
Jacob Roberts
Yeah, I'm thinking they're gay.
Ian Rivera
This
Daniel Miller
>Not Batman/Scarecrow
Alexander Morales
persona;y not big on how he does anatomy but everything else about his work is pretty good.
Liam Fisher
>I'M GAY SPIDER-MAN
>GAY FOR YOU
Jeremiah Campbell
It's a good pairing.
Caleb Taylor
>not a rogue harem with varying degrees of willingness and/or mindbreak
Jacob Kelly
S'namtab snialliv emoceb stuls rof mih
>you're welcome, Bruce
Jason Sullivan
>notices bulge
Thomas Peterson
She should cast a "Bataman rides Constantine's cock" spell
Ayden Campbell
>Not the other way around
Pleb
Gavin Peterson
>Not both
Plebs
Jayden Reyes
Batman and Constantine are both bottom bitches, it wouldn't work out
Levi Sanders
My man
Liam Campbell
Get a third guy to fuck them both then
Dylan Morgan
Make it Cillian Murphy Scarecrow and we have a deal
Bentley Morales
Have Superman or Guy fuck them then
Jose Nelson
>Supes and Constantine fucking
Way too many ways of going horribly wrong, holy shit
Benjamin Peterson
No amounts of wards can save his bp from supercock
Thomas Morris
Elaborate
Ethan Wilson
Hal is the obvious choice
>Batman is a bottom bitch
Explain Dick and Tim?
Parker Diaz
Let's just make our own alternate DC/Marvel Earth where all the male characters are gay/bi like in Bombshells lads
>Superbats is the most common canon ship but they go through periods where editorial wants them separate so there's chances for other ships
>Nightwing is still a slut, has slept with half the Titans if not all of them, power bottom
David Bell
>tfw we will never get a fujopandering Young Justice series drawn by Ricken
But to answer your question: it's because DC / Marvel / Cartoon Network / et cetera are run by old straight men who are out-of-touch. Now, I'm not saying to have Jon and Damian have an on-screen kiss—what I'm suggesting to not do anything that'd get in the way of shippers. This means no girlfriends or female love interests. By doing so, shippers are allowed to be delusional and continue shipping, thus continue spending money on issues and merch. Just look at Japan: there's a reason why fujoshi are such a strong buying force. And honestly, can ANYONE here claim to like Damian x Djinn?
Parker Cooper
Dick and Tim are Bruce going out of his comfort zone to guide young men through a sexual journey.
Dick is vers as fuck though, strikes me as open for anything if you ask nicely enough.
Henry Garcia
Ultimate based post
Dominic Nelson
>Dick is vers as fuck though, strikes me as open for anything if you ask nicely enough.
Most would probably ask him to bottom for them because of his ass and he's happy to oblige, but when he actually tops he's incredibly enthusiastic about showing off his skills.
Samuel Reed
Why not start another general like 7642 for the hell of it and see what happens? Call it something stupid like Earth 29126 or Earth 69 for extra kek Could be either cringe or lulzy
Brayden Cruz
I actually really like the idea of no love interests with some gay undertones. So many comics feel like soap operas with the romance shit and it gets tiring. I would be happier with no romance at all, but strong friendships/bromance.
Aiden Jones
Fujos aren’t the problem, it’s YOUNG fujos. They don’t have the life experience to know how to be a decent fan. Teenagers and young adults give any group they’re in a bad name.
John Mitchell
Put Ollie on the left, and it's perfect
Oliver Wright
Marvel's should definitely be Earth 696969
Mason Parker
He probably has a lot of thrusting power
Liam Sanders
You're just adding more bottoms to the pile
Asher Ross
>Catman
>Bunker
>Mikaal
>Piper
>Obsidian
>Constantine
>Brainiac 5 (and Lyle I guess)
So who's top, bottom, vers?
I didn't add Apollo and Midnighter since we know they're vers in canon and didn't add earth 2 Alan because he's obviously a power top.
Eli Sanchez
What about crossover ships like Captain America/Superman or Spider-Man/Nightwing?
Liam Ward
>Earth 69
>Everyone is a slut, and big battles are solved in the most lewd and hentai-esque way possible
Didn't knew DC needed this, Hell. Marvel too
Ian Mitchell
>Earth 2 Alan and Hal
Imagine
Levi Rodriguez
Constantine is a total bottom
Isaac Ramirez
But Zatanna is the one making it happen so she could make one of them top with her magic.
Caleb Powell
>Every heroic pose has the character's ass facing the reader
>The dialogue is porn adjacent puns
>Lex beats Superman with a kryptonite condom
Hunter Scott
Dinah pegs him on the regular you dumb bitch
Isaiah Jackson
>The Top from the Rogues is actually a bottom
>his name comes from how ashamed he is of this
Levi Anderson
What are each character's dick sizes?
Luke Morgan
Make it happen guys
Brayden Davis
this thread is so gay
i love it
Lincoln Powell
Young fujos were fine 7 years ago. It's modern "fandom" that's the problem, with endless westfag social justice, a focus on
soapboxing instead of just making stuff, never commenting on anything, and always being ready to McCarthy people. It's like comparing ugly neets to people raised in a literal barn by a pack of rabid apes.
Christian Sullivan
She could just call in a couple of professionals.
Jayden Howard
The female characters are male now and they keep their skimpy designs
Carter Thomas
10/10
Jordan Flores
I miss them, I want them having more adventures.
Jeremiah Wood
Get Hickman and we can make it happen.
Asher James
>That Zatanna
I'll be in my bunk.
Jayden Hall
Extremely gay bump
Colton Hughes
Me too, user.
Jose Brooks
I miss Apollo's long white hair
Jaxon Moore
Anyone got headcanons on favorite sex acts/positions/fetishes?
>Superman is massively into sub/dom play, he's a total sub
>Batman is into bondage
>Nightwing loves rimming (receiving and giving)
Brayden Ross
James Murphy
He looks like he belongs in a sleazy gay porn movie
Julian Stewart
Cap, gets all the men and women he wants, as it should be
>HydraCap managed to get Tony out of the coma, and turned him into his broodmare giving him a Jantron womb, Regular Cap has to defeat him, extracting all the cosmic cube-powered SSS from him from his cock
>Kobik is a thicc bitch who is obssesed with self-cest
Kayden Wright
Adrian Garcia
Brody Rogers
>That filename
John Hernandez
Jonathan Cook
Well Obsidian canonically thinks roleplay is kinda hot.
Carson Powell
I didn't mind the short blond 'do initially since it looks more youthful and Apollo was supposed to be younger. I really hope the classic look comes back at some point, though.
Gabriel Davis
>That fucking filename
Tyler Foster
DC should move into the dating sim market. Marvel has no presence there so they’d make good money
Caleb Walker
Jace White
His bf looks like his dad...
Ayden Carter
Inb4 monkey paw
Gabriel Edwards
I like the busty blonde look
Daniel Taylor
Never hoped onto the Voltron train. Can you give me a TL;DR of what you mean? Did the studio let the fans dictate how the show would go? Did they try to insert everyone's fanfic and OTPs into it too?
Oliver Cox
Be careful what you wish for
Gabriel Gomez
>Male Wonder Woman
MUH DICK
Cooper Jackson
too late. Look what happened to telltale batman
Brayden Wright
And just like Alan, his bf has no issues sticking his dick in crazy.
>Todd and Jennie were oddly incestuous in Infinity Inc
>like mutual cuddling all the time
>Jennie made him his gothic space hooker outfit
>Jennie didn’t tell her friends and family Todd was her brother and they all thought they were dating
>Todd went along with it
>Todd cockblocking her all the time
>his girlfriend pretending to be Jennie and tried to kiss him while they were in their underwear and in bed
>Todd had no issues with merging bodies and minds with Jennie
> that time Jennie and Alan hugged in bed after Todd went nuts in JSA
This family was weirdly incestuous.
Daniel Wilson
>Steve figuring who of his harem is he going to buttfuck today
Nolan Miller
>that time Jennie and Alan hugged in bed after Todd went nuts in JSA
Oh and this is when Jennie told Alan she and Todd share and appear in each other’s dreams a lot which he was just like “oh cool I guess wow I miss my son, let’s cuddle, daughter”
Elijah Myers
I have a very confused boner right now
Nolan Fisher
Him and Thor are finally going to fuck, then?
Luis Brown
>He decides to just take all of them in a single day
Leo Taylor
So do Todd and Alan
Henry Ross
I was expecting his earth 2 version fuck Obsidian
Jaxon Wood
>gothic space hooker outfit
Post it
Leo Brown
Speaking of Todd and Alan, does anyone remember when people were terrified and disgusted about the idea of Alan’s dead bf Sam becoming Obsidian after some txtbox said some shit about darkness? And then people would post pre new 52 Alan/Todd fan art?
Brayden Bailey
You gotta love Supe's face in here
Jack Baker
All they need to do is give more work to Kenneth Rocafort to pander to them. You also get the waifufags because he draws women pretty too.
Parker Gutierrez
>greenhand when
Ryan Allen
How the fuck is he holding that coffee mug?
Tyler Martin
The exposed skin would be black cause of his shadow form
And yes his twin sister made this for him
Colton Ward
>Oh no! He's hot!
Angel Martinez
The page before
>Jennie being speechless
Isaac White
I'm almost positive everyone ships gay sex.
Jack Parker
>they started discusing on who's going first, it's getting out of control! Someone do something!!
Joseph Reed
>OH NO DAD’S HOT
Matthew Price
The fandom was a mess from the beginning over shipwars and the higher ups had nothing to do with it. The only pandering done was a last minute epilogue that revealed the one gay character married a backgrounder and that was only done to pacify people who were angry that said character's ex boyfriend (who'd only had about a minute of screentime previously) had been killed off in a flashback. Pretty much everyone in the fandom ended up unhappy with the ending because nobody was pandered to and none of the ships won.
Luke Thomas
I don't blame them
Nicholas Sanchez
Good shipfags are toxic and they don’t deserve anything
Julian Rodriguez
>Every heroic pose has the character's ass facing the reader
Well... also Hal does that all the time, Bless him
Juan Long
No wonder they’re all so incestuous, nobody can resist Alan’s genes and all three of them have it
Evan Lee
They all let Tony go first lest they want to deal with his yandere-ish side coming out.
Julian Cooper
Western Fujos were better when they were self aware that they are only doing it so they can rub their pussies to fanart
Nowadays they pretend to doing it for Social justice , look at how that ruined the Owari no Seraph fandom
Noah Martinez
>Kneel before Zod
Samuel Allen
I remember people being really hyped about potential New 52 Alan/Ted and conversations about limbless boxing.
Christopher Evans
Yeah
Henry Gutierrez
Those threads were so gay, I miss them
I remember some Alan/Jay too tho most didn’t seem keen since Jay was so young
Jason Wright
It would've been hilarious if the fandom hadn't been so exhausting and obnoxious. They ruined a lot of fun stuff for the rest of us.
Brayden Wilson
Freud is fapping on his grave
>Kneel behind Zod
Ftfy
Levi Richardson
Better this be Steve and Odinson, then
Xavier Moore
I gladly would.
David Adams
*Steals all of your waifus and husbandos*
Brandon Ramirez
Because they keep hiring Bendis the shota killer
William Thomas
Thoughts on Kent Nelson and his brown twink
Gabriel Hernandez
Andrew Lopez
>You're just adding more bottoms to the pile
For you
Easton Hernandez
Has Alan ever met his boyfriend
Colton Hill
10/10 would
Sooo...are we turning Shayera male or who is DC's best husbando getting with?
Jeremiah Robinson
Through a convoluted series of events, Carter Hall and Katar Hol now exist simultaneously and fall in love. Their ongoing is called Hawkmen.
Bentley Peterson
Who is dominating Superman here?
Anthony Flores
Based and Thanagarpilled
See
Jonathan Gonzalez
Maceplay cover art when?
Joseph Wilson
This time Batman takes the hint, And eats that ass
Austin Sullivan
Mason Rivera
Who's better in bed cap or hydra cap?
Brayden Cooper
Depends on who's the one getting fucked and on which hole
Samuel Rivera
About even. It'd depend on what you want out of the lay.
Julian Cook
Blake Roberts
Oliver Reed
>you're not going to lewd him, right Yea Forums?
Caleb Nguyen
You both stop right there. I don't need to be reminded of this
Isaac Johnson
There are no limits or boundaries on the lewd train, user.
Carson Sanders
Hydra Cap knows how to satisfy you in the short term, but Cap knows how to make a meaningful connection that transcends both in bed and in the long run.
Elijah Ward
>Quickly hides that fic where he rides Dugan while choking on Jones' BBC
Gabriel Fisher
Tyler Ross
Carter Sanchez
Aiden Gonzalez
>Bendis finally doing shit right
Brayden Wright
Nicholas Ramirez
Will Marvel ever have the balls to make it canon?
Noah Lee
Only if it's in an alternate universe where one may or may not be a woman. That seems to be Marvel's policy on that kind of stuff.
Ethan Young
They have at least SOME standards.
Hunter Clark
>They have at least SOME standards.
Bendis and Johns say hi
Colton Bailey
They also have shit taste on who tops and bottoms.
Jason Baker
Any examples of that?
Brayden Clark
I wish these crazy kids would've made it out together.
Nicholas Wood
>this thread
this is why DC doesn't pander to fujos
Connor Hernandez
Absolutely based
Mason Evans
>implying that they were anything better than this thread since 2008
Nathan Powell
so..gordonverse?
Jaxon Williams
Gordon wants everyone to be a slut? I tought he only wanted to see the Joker being raped
Angel Martinez
Once people realise that they are basically missing more then 50% of market, tgey will. And it will be wonderfull.
Xavier Howard
This
Blake Smith
Too bad Bendis ruined the chances of this ever happening unless you like gross old man Jon.
Henry Long
Yeah it is funny. I once talked to my male friend, and I asked him "why do games and comics rarely sexualise there men". He said "Most men are not gay...". What about other 50 percent? This is same shit as having to go to gay section of pornhub to watch men jaking off. How is solo perfomence or picture gay in any way. Why by that logic, is not solo female masturbation in lesbian section.
And no worries. I am not dumb.
I am just posting questiins I know answear too.
Dylan Nelson
Absolutely
BASED
Blake Thomas
Bara is male bimbofication. Both are lame.
Anthony Robinson
Jaxon Reyes
>Nay I say to you that I am the better lover. I have been with mortals from all over the universe
>Ha! Good as you may be, Thor, no one is as an accomplished lover as the son of Zeus, Hercules!
>Then a trial must be had to test our prowess and prove which is the greatest lover in all the realms!
>Agreed! But using mortals would prove fruitless. Both of us being Gods would simply bring too much pleasure for a fair comparison.
>Odin's beard you are right! There is only one option to truly judge our skill
>Yes. We must lay with each other. The man who is the most satisfied is the loser!
>LET US MAKE HASTE TO MY CHAMBERS!
John Ramirez
>solo female masturbation in lesbian section.
Lol isn't lesbian porn just thrown in the straight section.
Adrian Martin
>Ikemen statues
What are you talking ab - GOOD LAWD.
Cameron Howard
Now I want a full issue of this, and who is going to be the judge here?
Lucas Ward
CUTE!
Kayden Kelly
>What about crossover ships like Captain America/Superman
That happened in the boys of all places
Connor Hernandez
Lesbian porn with the acrylic nails and shit makes me genuinely cringe. You can tell it's targeted toward straight men.
Brandon Reed
A judge would be dangerous user. The resulting sex would likely level a city.
They would set up camera for a safe distance.
Cap would be their choice. They would consider him to be honorable man who would be completely truthful and impartial.
And wouldn't it be terrible if that camera broadcasted it worldwide?1
Alexander Lewis
Well, porn suited for lesbians is actually really disgusting, so better not touch that, how they don't want two beautiful cheesecakes to get lewd with each other. I don't know
>You can tell it's targeted toward straight men.
Nothing wrong with that
Brody Young
It is. Funny and sad.
Jayden Bell
Women don't buy comic books and they barely buy manga too
Eli Scott
Who tops between him and Damian?
Hudson Powell
>And wouldn't it be terrible if that camera broadcasted it worldwide?
Eh, not like there are any laws that can stop them from doing it , and also pretty sure a lot of people would be grateful for watching it
>conservatives in and out of universe/ /pol/ lose their shit about it
Even better
Evan Wright
We both know that female pornstars have acting talents for childrens theatre. Watching 2 of them going at it is like watching two bricks being rubbed against each other.
Ayden Reyes
>Implying that fujos only include females and it's not a part of the already existing audience
Matthew Jones
You are wrong. They buy manga. And no one buys comic books
Owen Lopez
Fujos are female mlm shippers. By definition they are. Fundashi are male mlm shippers. They are rare.
Isaac Robinson
what about fags like me?
Justin Reyes
Him. Damian takes after his father.
Ian Harris
This. I don't watch lesbian porn but I've watched gay 4 pay(male) porn and it's boring and dull even if the guys are 10/10 hunks
Alexander Gutierrez
>Well, porn suited for lesbians is actually really disgusting, so better not touch that,
As a bisexual woman I've seen lesbian porn that wasn't disgusting but it was amateur and I actually don't look up porn with real people much either so I'm a outlier.
Untrue. Fujos easily throw around money for anime/manga, especially if it's merch. Anime studios will even subtly make ship merch to increase profit.
Nathan Taylor
>They are rare.
You'd be surprised, unlike females/tumblr they just don't scream their tastes from the windows
Austin Evans
Gay men? they don't like fujo type media. it's why Bara was born
Oliver Roberts
Old west Tony Stark?
Jason Turner
i'm literally a gay man and i hate bara but love fujoshit
Aiden Rogers
Find me a hot one and we can talk. Nah but on serious note, I rarely see them. Eather on converstions or on internet. People say that women read yaoi and men read bara. Sometimes it seems like it. But most likely answear that men do not like to show of there bisexuality.
Grayson Gray
>Thor and Gercules fucking is broadcasted worldwide
The 45% of world population masturbates at the same time, and gets 100/10 fap/schlick fodder for life
Way too beautiful
Justin Cook
The problem is that their talent is only in relation to fujo related things. Give them some other material, then it'll eventually peter out or they'll find a way to make it fujo related
Sebastian Taylor
*conventions
Juan Evans
Vers Top
Vers
Vers Top
Vers Bottom
Top (strongest gay in DC prior to him being retconned away for his gay dad, also his boyfriend screamed size queen bottom)
Power Bottom
Sub Bottom
Easton Sanders
Old West Steve and Tony, yes. You should read 1872, user.
Owen Garcia
>watching irl porn
Yikes! 3d people re disgusting
Asher Cruz
>But most likely answers that men do not like to show of their bisexuality.
Well, for good reasons, obviously
Isaiah Moore
Jon. But he is a sub top, extremely submissive. All the beatings would make Damian have some masochist tendencies and way better way to get your jollies as a masochist then by taking Kryptonian horse cock. Jon would never be violent in sex, so Damian would have to take charge but still get brutally fucked while doing it.
Charles Campbell
Damian would be the power bottom essentially?
Jon would be afraid he is too big to fit and Damian would just wrap his legs around him and force Jon inside him.
Samuel Lopez
I'm gay and love bara no offense to fujos but their art is too cutesy for me
Aaron Lopez
Gimme more Wildcat
Isaiah Johnson
Yes. Damian would probably be into some other shit. Probably call Jon his pet and make him act like a dog during sex. Degrading shit for poor Jon.
Jordan Murphy
Nah
Cooper Gonzalez
I can see in their late teen years the testosterone hitting so hard that Jon finally snaps from the humiliation and hatefucks Damian into a mindless mess of pleasure.
Luke Hill
Yes.
There's also a special JSA issue where the entire JSA come to give personal recommendations so that they can adopt kids.
The JSA are a family and this extends to their own families and they would easily know about Todd and his personal life.
Oliver Sanchez
>the JSA issue where he fights a bunch of villains with just a towel on
Henry Flores
And then Jon starts crying seeing the wounds and blood on Damian and Damian has a smug look on his face knowing he has won and will keep winning.
Adam Rivera
There's this one Japanese Fujo on Twitter who is huge on Blue Beetle and Booster Gold
IIRC there's another who is a massive fan of the Rogues
Carson Howard
>Flirting with Selina through the phone in the bathtub at the beginning of the issue
Wildcat is based
Kayden Campbell
Just like their dads in Capullo's Batman/Superman comic
Isaiah Cooper
Marvel went all out with Venom.
Landon Long
There's not a single top in the Batfamily besides Alfred.
Asher Cox
Tim would be a top with Kon, admit it
Elijah Perry
I dont want to imagine Alfred fucking anyone
Jason Gutierrez
Josiah Ward
Bisexual here, sometimes it's good, sometimes not, and actually they're the ones making bara art too. So they're ok in my book
Levi Baker
>Alfred screwed Thomas when they were young
Owen Moore
No. Not even Jason would be a top.
Jeremiah Sullivan
Eh fuck you buddy. DC still has good things
Easton Parker
young Alfred laid so much pipe
Benjamin Lewis
>who is huge on Blue Beetle and Booster Gold
Based
Also Based
Nathaniel Powell
>actually they're the ones making bara art too.
a lot of bara artists are male though
Robert Wright
Being a member of the batfamily requires you be a bi bottom bitch.
Kevin Flores
I wish the Ray got more love
Andrew Thomas
Crossover with mortal kombat when
Oliver Jones
>This entire thread
Nathan Sanchez
>DC still has good things
It haves. Still, kick out Bendis and King. And kickstart Earth 69
Gabriel Diaz
Too bad Cates killed it because he didn't want fujo dollars.
Elijah Davis
If only they would
Robert Perry
Make the Earth 69 thread when (if) this one hits the limit
Jacob Brown
Of course, never said that they were the only ones
>Jason rapes the Joker with a crowbar in retalliation
Ryan Young
Not even close to the most degenerate thread in this week
Evan Powell
Superman is topping there.
Brayden Campbell
I'd rather take these threads over the constant /pol/ bait and outrage over trivial shit
Gabriel Ortiz
At leats its not another CarolBilly thread
Mason Collins
Gee, the Superman without the trunks is gay. What a surprise.
James Rogers
Gotta love those Cavill lewds
Logan Reyes
No, no I don't.
Christopher Parker
Yeah, they need a Wally, Clark, Kon and a few others. A Boostle one based on this art, for example
Jace Morgan
It's bad enough Bendis ruined Jon, we don't need him shipped wtih Demon Spawn
Wyatt Myers
Spider Twink is clearly easily impressed and needs a new flying sugar daddy since his last one killed himself
Luis Turner
That's actually grosser than the Karen Starr that would tip over from the excessive boobage that gets posted here and I'm gay
Luis Taylor
Way to shit on a golden goose, Definitely
Joseph Flores
Based
Parker Wilson
Disagree, but I respect that
Thomas Ortiz
Colton Powell
For me? Its Thor, God of Thicc
Ian Ward
Patrician taste, user
Jason Jones
I just wish I had a hot stud God like him to worship
Andrew Reed
I definitely will do it
John Baker
For me, it's always going to be Cap
Ryder Reed
His hairline is turning tragic
Jack Davis
Does Power Man have a dick window?
Jacob Reed
>What is implant surgery
Pretty sure Cavill can afford it
Hunter Williams
Why does this look like the me and the boys meme?
Brandon Gonzalez
People always say this but I still think he looks fine.
But I lost mine at 23. So maybe I am biased
Cooper Richardson
Well... as any other god, You can always just create him. The rest is just convincing people and creating an history about him
Nicholas James
So, what are some gay ships that either of the big two could make canon (hypothetically) that wouldn't feel much like pandering?
Kayden Scott
You mean in comics? The ones that involves with a strong friendship or that were already teased. No need to make it permanent.
Michael Young
Gabriel Watson
Austin Lee
This or HalBarry
Liam Anderson
That's a bit of a loaded question since people would be biased toward their preferred ship.
Austin Mitchell
Based
Aaron Gonzalez
As much as I would like it to happen, people would REEEE too much about Stark now, let's give SamSteve a little try before Stony so people can get ready a little
David Foster
I don't really want any gay ships between straight characters to become canon. I'd rather writers just put them in really homoerotic or emotionally tense/intimate situations and then let fans use their imaginations. Like this
Levi Morris
Andrew Hernandez
Who would be REEEE'ing other than fanboys, which would happen to any male character, and maybe the Stuckies?
Joseph Phillips
Still mad they changed Damian's slut pose.
Asher Allen
They were actually canon. Them getting back together would be pretty natural.
Robert Morris
>fanboys, which would happen to any male character
Yes , but remember that Stark would trigger way too many of them for obvious reasons. Maybe make Stark hint being a little more bi first so it feels more organic?
>maybe the Stuckies
I was thinking that it could be given a chance too, I mean at least a lot of audiences would already see it coming. But to not give them too much. Just make it something little and ignore it at the end
Josiah Rogers
Post less common husbandos
Pic related is mine, he's cute, ripped, and angsty.
Matthew Scott
I fucking wish they'd take full advantage of alternate universes.
Aaron Perry
Grifter makes a really hot husbando
Robert Harris
Because there isn't any money in it, otherwise it would be common today. Spend paper or continue to get missed with this faggotry.
Levi Ramirez
Frank is for me, murder aside, he's not really that big of an asshole as people paint him as
Elijah Jackson
A good idea, actually
>likeCaptain America/SupermanorSpider-Man/Nightwing?
None of those makes for a solid relationship, but are 10/10 for nice and wholesome fuckbuddies
Liam Gomez
>wholesome
>fuckbuddies
pick one
Joshua Moore
Here's your male power fantasy, bro
Joshua Lopez
>Thor and Hercules are recorded fucking and all over the internet
>millions of guys worldwide are turned gay/bi because of it
>They don't even care about it
Holy shit, Based
Parker Turner
Why aren't Spider-Man and Nightwing more popular with gay ships? It seems like they'd be the type of characters who would be heavily shipped with other male characters - lithe, twinkish, nice ass, but I mostly see their canon straight love interests.
Also does anyone have a good gay ship for Jaime Reyes?
Wyatt Martin
Please, source of this?
Gabriel Mitchell
>It seems like they'd be the type of characters who would be heavily shipped with other male characters
>Spider-Man
Backlash way too big if you do something gay with him
>Nightwing
Has a too strong and popular straight pairings, also: make him gay and he loses 90% of his audience
William Lopez
Joseph Rogers
One reason why I hated the Pepper and Peggy marriages in Endgame. It's so definite and Feige-fied.
Jaxon Perry
Patrician taste. They've already been divorced even without a wedding.
David Kelly
Stony is already actual canon with one of them being a woman. I don't think gay marriage was even legal in the US when this came out.
Christian Fisher
I forgot the picture.
Camden Martinez
Colton Torres
I don't mean canonically making them gay, I just mean why aren't there more gay ships involving them that fans come up with?
Hudson Morales
Aaron Walker
You forgot this gem His dad pops up after this scene to inform Todd his sister is dead. Yes Alan Scott caught his son post coital with a guy who kinda looks like him to inform him his twin sister is dead.
Grayson Murphy
Peter's too young in the MCU unless you consider all the Tony/Peter. People like him to a lesser extent with MJ, Ned, Bucky, Steve, Mysterio etc.
His popular comic gay ships, SpideyPool and SpideyTorch, are very big and overshadow everything else. The smaller ones are really nice - SpideyDevil, ParksBorn (Harry) and Peter/Flash.
I think I've seen Jaime with Miles.
Landon Sanchez
Apollo/Mikaal hookup while Midnighter was going through his slut phase.
Henry Campbell
People like seeing them femdom'd more.
Gabriel Hughes
Where are you looking? There's tons.
Jace Myers
Would it be wrong to ship Jaime with his scarab?
Jacob Baker
No one really wants to see Superman sullied by the Tiny Bat Peen.
Joseph Bennett
Nolan Roberts
And Superman is NOT a member of the Batfamily or even a frequent enough guest star to be considered one, except by stupid ass fan fiction writers and tween Japanese girls....
Grayson Hernandez
Nicholas Price
>Thanks to my helmet, I've become a master of gay sex
William Diaz
Prometheus spending months getting railed by Midnighter as part of his bizarre master plan will never not be funny to me.
Julian Ramirez
have you seen Dick Grayson like at all?
Gabriel Thompson
Why are all these threads mostly DC? Is it because the Marvel thots are on tumblr?
Owen Ortiz
I have seen parts of him, yes.
Austin Martinez
Be the change you want to see, user.
Also, it's a pain in the ass looking for Marvel art now that you have to wade through a sea of movie shit.
Elijah Rogers
And yes I do realize I also posted movie shit.
Bentley Wilson
I tend to switch between the two.
Brayden Adams
Oliver Nguyen
Excuse me but Cass exists
Colton Gonzalez
Nah, the power of the Robins is still too strong.
Thomas Morris
Cass is such a bottom she dresses like a damn gimp. Fuck outta here.
Xavier Williams
Khalid is back?
Ayden Fisher
He does ship Stony. He had them marry in an alt dimension and then had them obsess over eachother and die together.
Bentley Cruz
Matthew Williams
Parker Foster
Sometimes, you have to put your ass on the line
Elijah Cox
Carter Edwards
Cass topped Superboy tho
Hudson White
Noah Watson
Simon's cuter than Bobby's last bf. Dude should lock that in.
Oliver White
Alan walked in on them post coital to tell Todd his sister is dead so yeah he’s met Damon
Hunter Thomas
Robert Scott
>Willem Dafoe
Cooper Hall
Degenerate
Kevin Fisher
>no Dick in Deathstroke's book
>when Joey is finally not straight
Fuck me Priest, what a missed opportunity
Zachary Green
>Catman
vers
>Bunker
bottom
>Mikaal
vers top
>Piper
vers bottom
tops so he can choke and slap his cop boyfriend to satisfy his socialist views
>Obsidian
he got top genes from his dad and is op as fuck but his personality and daddy issues scream "sub"
>Constantine
pig bottom but will top for weed and a smoke
>Brainiac 5 (and Lyle I guess)
sub bottom, idk about lyle
>ray
blouse
don't argue with me on any of these, because i am right
Ayden Morris
>Walked in on them
Post it
Xavier Fisher
Khalid looks gay.
The manliest pairing ever.
Jaxson Sanders
Nathaniel Wood
Jonathan Johnson
>Dat background detail
Also, sauce?
Thomas Baker
Manhunter by Andreyko, issue 18 or 19 I think
The entire series is great
Parker Jones
Feeling like shit just want them back together
Dylan Perez
>that comment from holland about maybe one day acting in a movie with gyllenhaal where they play brothers
just fucking do it you sexy bastards do it and make them total gay and not brothers, full throttle gay love call me by your name sexy love times.
Christian Thompson
>RazerAya never
Gabriel Carter
This. From what I've seen old comic fujos like shit like Spideytorch, Cablepool, Boostle, Midpollo, various Batman ships like Batjokes or Superbat, etc., and their fanbases are all fine. The only bad fujobase I've seen for an actual comic is for the Spiderman/Deadpool team up and 80% of them were MCUfags who didn't actually read it and just screeched over the screencaps on tumblr.
Voltron attracted too many weeaboos and underages, teenagers meanwhile don't read comics outside of the occasional Batbook so DC's fandom would never go as full retard as Voltron's did. Plus Voltron never actually pandered to Klanceniggers, they might've done some pandering to Sheithfags but Sheithfags are just whiny and didn't present any legitimate danger like Klancefags did.
Kitty was the gay one all along.
>Guy
>Hal
Great now you're got four bottoms. What the fuck is Clark going to do with all those.
Oliver Howard
Pretty sure Guy would be a top. Hal is a complete bottom slut though
Joseph White
When was the last time they even interacted?
Noah Richardson
I miss them and also this shady bitchy space weeb.
Nolan Wright
Hudson Bell
>Well... also Hal does that all the time
And that's why we love him.
The whole bara = for homos/fujoshit = for girls thing is a bunch of bullshit, even japs will admit this since there's far more male yaoi mangakas and female bara mangakas than people think. Yaoi stopped being cancer for solely teenage girls back in 2007. I'm a bifag who's been into fujoshit for at least 10 years and I wouldn't be caught dead squeeing over doujins at a con, shipping has always been a pretty girly hobby so it's no surprise that most fudanshis won't admit being fudanshis easily but I know that there's fuckloads more out there than people expect from all my time on the internet.
Logan Martin
Need more of this
Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Hall
Perhaps, user. Guy's too bratty for me to see him as a top personally desu, so I see him as a power bottom. Glad we both agree on Hal though, kek.
Elijah Morris
Based and cutepilled.
Lincoln Sanders
A fellow man of culture, I see
Ayden Allen
Agreed. Those threads are made by just 3 anons
Nicholas Nelson
You know it.
Lucas Sullivan
Ayden Hernandez
Henry Ross
Now THIS is fucking gay user
Aaron Sanders
Read Grayson, the entire run is fujoshit
Christian Walker
Brayden Sanders
Who would you ship him with?
Gavin Peterson
anybody have the apollo drew on midnighter when he was tanning pic?
Nicholas Baker
Got you covered.
Juan Reyes
Michael Sullivan
Blake Green
Cooper Phillips
truly a classic
Mason Martin
For what it's worth I don't think there'd be much bitching from fanboys on Yea Forums. It'd be more of a "Holy shit finally" reaction.
Zachary Morris
Venom since that's already quasi-canon
Maybe Cablepool since one half is already bisexual and you could very realistically claim that Deadpool is or was in love with Cable, and since no one really cares about any Cable hetships outside of him and Domino but it works just fine as a friendship too and has never really been a consistent thing
Damian/Jon because they're both kids and don't have any set orientation.
Jason/Roy, maybe? It seemed somewhat plausible back years ago when I was reading the first RHATO run. Don't know about currently though.
Also as much as I love Halnestro, I don't see how such a hero/villain ship could canonically work in capeshit, I could see it maybe as a brief thing during Hal's trainee period or as either unrequited from both ends or even one-sided from Sinestro, but how the fuck would it work in current continuity, or at least post-Johns run?
Joseph Cox
Ah yes, completely forgot this one, needs to be done again
You can actually periodically fuck someone and still be friends after that, user. It just needs communication
I just want Cap to fully assemble his harem
Easton Barnes
Pipster desu
Piper is already gay and Trickster could easily just be bi/queer, even when ignoring Countdown, ie Trickster's extended bisexual meltdown
Like James straight up went full Bugs Bunny and crossdressed and flirted with Len before
Liam Robinson
the time when Grayson and Midnighter were both running was truly based
Christian Martinez
>The phrase "Avengers Assemble" is literally a call for an orgy with his harem
Xavier Hernandez
>lewding Willem Dafoe
Justin Morris
It would be truly beautiful
Jaxon Reed
Easton Clark
My boy Rich is not going to get some love?
Dylan Rogers
no, he smells
Michael Adams
Who do you suggest he get it from?
James Wright
What?
Hmm..maybe Star-lord?
Elijah Bell
>is literally a call for an orgy with his harem
How many people are going to be in it?
Jaxon Ortiz
Well this is a blast from the past.
Robert Powell
Probably. Since Todd has Alan's genes, he is probably hung like a horse and no way would you not want to ride that sucker, especially not his kinky boyfriend. A submissive top but a top nonetheless.
Nathaniel Lopez
Or on a dick.
William Foster
Is there any superhero in the big two who haves a foot fetish?
Bentley Powell
>especially not his kinky boyfriend
pfft
you made me remember he flirted with hawkman and liked roleplaying
truly an unused comic boyfriend
Eli Ross
>Bara is male bimbofication. Both are lame.
Male bimbo is Himbo
Mason Morris
youtube.com
Brion a cute too cute.
Landon Anderson
>tfw you want to be a bottom but your dick is too big so you're forced to top
Will Todd ever NOT suffer?
Anthony Jenkins
>you made me remember he flirted with hawkman
You have that panel?, How did he reacted?
Asher Cox
They would have spared themselves their torments by accepting Klance. Instead, they chose ashes and ignominy.
Jayden Gomez
Asher Nguyen
Absolutely based, user
Julian Diaz
>Klance. Instead, they chose ashes and ignominy.
*Sheith
ftfy
Lincoln Hill
>when your ship is so rancid even tumblr exiles it as cancerous
Your vile heresy will find no home here, vermin.
Isaiah Brooks
Cute!
Lucas Powell
funny, considering Yea Forums was the one who kicked out klancetards. also tumblr will exile anything that personally offends them on the most miniscule of levels.
Elijah Gomez
Shiro was the most asexual son-fu. I never stepped into that fandom but I saw the drama. Pity it made vindictive show runners ruin their own show.
Levi Cooper
I want to fuck zod so goddamn much...
Nolan Davis
myreadingmanga.info
Artist Gesuido Megane
Check Red Great Krypton and Do not Mix while you're at it.
myreadingmanga.info
Matthew Myers
Was it going to be cheating or a threesome??
Jordan Foster
Thanks, user!
Luke Perez
Simply astounding
archiveofourown.org works
Web results
Hal Jordan fucks the DC Universe - Chapter 1 - BookofOdym - DCU ...
Christian Myers
I would unironically fuck or be fucked by any of these 3.
Also it's a great book and I love the art.
Kevin Perez
>even tumblr exiles it as cancerous
But every sane area of the internet liked Sheith more or even Pance or any other ship involving the characters. Klance was a crackship that checked all the dumb basic bitch gay ship tropes that the useless underage troglodytes on tumblr liked (shitty opposites attract personalities and a dynamic akin to an even shittier Spideypool, twinks, red/blue color schemes) and they exiled Sheith for being ""pedophilia"" despite them having an age gap of about 6 or so years and about only 4 years after Keith got aged up on that magic space whale. All that aside, when the fuck has anything being exiled by tumblr ever been an indicator of something being cancerous? It's the exact fucking opposite. Anything Tumblr likes and condones is flaming trash.
Charles Sullivan
>complaining about the two of the most homo-shipped characters in comics not having enough homo ships
Jesus, user, get it together. Also Jaime and Impulse is a semi-popular one if you're a TV YJfag.
Oliver Howard
There is also a Marvel version, with Wolverine instead
Nathan Watson
Jonathan Barnes
>There's actually Darkseid porn roaming around Twitter
Asher Evans
me :)
David King
Nice to see you're still around, Klancer Jesus.
Dylan Flores
seconding this one, but only if they reveal it in a subtle way with a scene where they hold hands
Caleb Wright
Giving vague references to it and confirming it at the end is KINO
Dylan Foster
>this entire thread
Lincoln Collins
Bruhh
Aaron Parker
>Marvel and DC Earths are both canonically advanced enough to gene splice two people together and create a kid
Your ship decides to make a bio kid together with super science. What's the kid(s) like?
Isaiah Johnson
I don't even ship Dick/Hal but I want Hal Grayson to be real
Juan Bennett
Technically already happened.
Ian Rodriguez
>Children with Tony's and Steve's intellect and ingenuity plus all the benefits that come with Extremis and the Super Soldier Serum if they pass on genetically
Also no need for gene splicing when Tony can just give himself a womb via Extremis or modifying the many clone bodies he goes through.
William Robinson
full blue bodysuit is best bodysuit.
Alexander Nguyen
He’d have the greatest ass in the universe.
Ian Young
That kid is destined to be a hopeless bottom.
Jose Flores
Adorable
Landon Rivera
these posts stink of women
Easton Scott
It's almost as if this is a fujo thread.
Jose Evans
I guess. I mean, not all girls give a shit about their ships turning into a traditional family. I personally hate the need to turn (straight or gay) ships into that sort of thing because I've never had any interest in it for myself. I'm sure there's at least some dudes who like the cute family dynamic thing, though.
Nolan Price
How cute
Owen Clark
Noah Perry
Daken could trip with that around his legs.
Matthew Jackson
>fujo thread
>fujo (male)
Camden Moore
Nobody ever said fashion was sensible.
Samuel Morris
They weren't dating yet, him and Todd. Todd must be hung as hell since his boyfriend immediately wanted to start a family with him not too long of dating him.
Blake Scott
Didn't half the shippers of that ship defected for the new Mexican?
Joseph Gonzalez
Ban Japanese words from Yea Forums.
Colton Moore
Agreed. Let's start with Yea Forums.
Liam Turner
speaking as somebody who barely watched the show, klance was absolute fucking cancer and the way you're speaking about it only reinforces my opinion.
Matthew Perez
Carter Wilson
Wish I could hug cap
Lucas Ward
A thread made for specific, female centric part of fandom has women in it...
Connor Gutierrez
Robbie is cute. I wanna see Cap pound his tight little Mexican ass.
David Parker
We have the luxury of utilizing Male Power Fantasies as a source of pornography.
Evan Flores
Ted's meaty ass is underappreciated.
Isaiah Martin
Must have sucked to be Obie, having to deal with such temptation.
Levi Lopez
Juan Murphy
Seconding this
Cooper Rodriguez
I prefer the 'enemy's son to lover' angle
Sebastian Bailey
Nicholas Cox
Someone already wrote that fic. I like it, but not really the villain I want to lewd with Steve, though
Daniel Gray
Not digging the Jason Todd look on Robbie.
Luis Fisher
Punk Robbie > Emo Robbie
Parker Barnes
Yeah "fill the empty spaces" with their "imagination"
Parker Baker
>“normally I would spar with Uncle Ted to relieve the tension"
Jesus Christ Todd
Ian Murphy
this board stinks of comics and cartoons related things
Oliver Ramirez
Xavier James
Christian Morales
Kevin Russell
I want that metal dick deep inside me, holy shit
Ayden Parker
this is hot
Charles Campbell
>Kitty gave up this
She didn't deserve him anyways
Daniel Baker
That's Ultimate Colossus. She never had a chance with that.
Josiah Cooper
Kevin Thomas
I have never really liked how wolvie is drawn in that pic.
Still hot otherwise.
Dominic Carter
Isaac Brown
Nathaniel Jackson
That book was hilarious. Fucking Zdarsky and Anka were a deadly combo.
Juan Campbell
We almost hit bump limit, we're making Earth 69 thread or not?
Michael Ward
>check out Yea Forums for the first time in years
>see a bunch of my old authority shitposts
an abstract sort of feel, good times
Carter Brown
Do it faggot
Anthony Gray
Do you post art elsewhere? It's nice stuff.
Isaiah Cruz
>that Batman and Robin doujins
Juan Allen
>tsun buff guy getting gently fondled and lovingly manhandled by another even bigger buff guy
Why is that so hot?
Do it user.
I see your art posted all the time in these threads, user. It's very loved and appreciated even all these years later. You have any art accounts anywhere by any chance?
Ryan Adams
Because one handsome buff guy is great tier, two makes it even better and
> being fondled and lovingly manhandled
Amps it up to 11 . Also size difference is hot
Chase Martinez
This one hits limit and i'll make it
Adam Murphy
Nolan Cooper
Thomas Perry
Dylan Evans
Cursed
Michael Ross
>nega versions
oh no...my fetish
Jason Reed
Parker Taylor
Cooper Lopez