Created all the Transformers

>Created all the Transformers
>His existence is proven, Many relics of his legends are found
>He's also the core of Cybertron, You can go there and visit him if you want
>Robot heaven is real and everyone goes there under one condition, Don't consume Dark Energon
Man, Why can't all gods be more like Primus?

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Dark Energon is really tasty though.

Your wife said the same as she guzzled mine.

Your semen is dark energon?

>Created all the humans
>His existence is proven, he appears all the time
>You can talk with him if you want
>paradise is real and everyone is there under one condition, Don't consume apples

>Shellformer
Not my god, thank you very much.

Apples are really tasty though.

Your wife said the same as she guzzled mine.

With all that being demonstrably proven, are there even Transformer atheists?

to be fair it was probably figs. i dont think they had apples in that region at the time the bible was made up

Your semen is apples?

Why can't you consume dark energon? Also even Megatron goes to heaven?

>Why can't you consume dark energon?
because it's the lifeblood of Primus' ancient arch enemy
>even Megatron goes to heaven?
The guy loved his Dark Energon, He's stuck with Unicron now

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Bananas.

That is the hairiest transformer I have ever seen.

What in the hell does he turn into? All those antennas everywhere...

>He's also the core of Cybertron
HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Several, actually.

What is their excuse for that actually?

They're usually scientists who follow the "until I see it, it ain't real" school of thought.

>tfw Christians can't reach the Earth's core to visit their god
Lol aren't you all just seething with jealously that Muslims get to vacation to their Moon Rock god every year?

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i know theres a shit ton of 'post show' stuff for each transformers continuity, do we know what happened to dark megatron from prime post the movie?

Nope. And unless he makes an appearance on Rescue Bots Academy we never will.

He's out on an asteroid at the edge of a galaxy feeling sad