People won't shut the fuck up about She-Hulk being ruined, but no one is talking about the Annual. Why is that?
She-Hulk Annual
I liked muscular_female and green_skin as much as the next guy but I'm not going to run my life around it.
Has it been storytimed?
Basically, they want to complain.
There was a thread about it already though
Not that I know of. I figured people who seem to care so much would just torrent it, buy it, or RCO it by now.
/pol/ use her name as a scapegoat, most people who are complaining doesn't know shit.
Couldn't find it... I saw a thread about this page which isn't in the annual?
No that's from Marvel Comics #1000. I can't find the storytime of the annual
What's Acts of Evil?
OP typing out thoughts here. I think this issue was cool and told a fun story. I may be digging too deep, but this story contains basically She-Hulk putting put into a machine and someone else controlling her body. Could this be some sort of meta narrative referencing how She-Hulk may return to the version in this comic and not the version in the current Avengers book?
This is the She-Hulk annual that got released on the 28th.
No one put it up. I read it via RCO desu but I'm planning to pick up a physical copy since I like this direction for the character.
Basically an annual event mimicking Acts of Vengeance where the heroes are pitted against opponents that they normally wouldn't face against. So you'll get shit like Punisher facing against Brood Queen, Moon Knight against Kang, Ms. Marvel against Super-Skrull etc.
because she isn't sexy nor fun in that one either.
she looks overweight here, has smaller breast then ever before and even her suit is now different to fully cover her sideboob unlike how it used to be.
she isn't even drawn in sexy poses anymore either
Picked it up today. Was fun and she's definitely better in this than how she's portrayed in Avengers of late.
Personally more than anything I think it’s stupid she can apparently think normally but talks in grunts in hulk form after issues and issues of being able to talk normal in hulk form. And you know, not look like an emerald troll.
Kino
Marvel really loves the body swap plot lately.
Because it's set in the past.
Couldn't someone just crush Bullseye's hands? Like, beyond repair. Can't do shit if he can't hold anything, short of getting some wacky arm attachment to launch spears or something, kinda less elegant than paperclips.
...That's really fucking cool, I miss Annual events like that.
Clearly there is an desexualisation of all Marvel comics women
No artist can draw them with big tits and fat ass anymore
Even BlackCat in your magazine is anorexic
Disney is doing a great job killing Marvel comics
>Comic book companies won't draw me soft-core porn anymore :'(
Cause she looks to mannish she should have massive knockers, thick legs and a nice ass. They gave her a mans physique but instead of Kai Green went the more Martin Silva.
And letting women write her is a mistake. They're all losers and ugly broads who have nothing more in common with Jen than someone like Byrne. And they always do the Leah williams quirky girl voice (I just know they're going to relaunch after Aaron with Williams making a book to appeal to thirsty lesbians as if anyone cares.)
Let a dude who isn't a complete faggot write her.
and carol danvers was the primary victim.
>he compares an artist for an annual with fucking Frank Cho
This is more retarded than the time someone compared the art of fucking Jim Lee to some rando who worked on a What If.
>They're all losers and ugly broads who have nothing more in common with Jen than someone like Byrne.
This is a sad fact they don't want to accept with most of these female writers since Gail Simone and it's why so many female characters are written like quirky insufferable "cool moms".
>Let a dude who isn't a complete faggot write her.
t. Complete faggot
You don't know what you want.
Stop fucking samefagging and get a room fags
Meanwhile at DC Comics Catwoman and Wonder Woman as THICC as hell
it was ok, though with the plot about your conscious being copied and then having to exist in a void in a thumb drive got glossed over
S-stop s-samefagging! Anybody who disagrees with me is a samefag!
I know exactly what I want. OP and you simply want to believe it's impossible to please she-hulk fans. It's very easy, just write Byrnes she-hulk. The problem is they don't want to and would rather use the character to shit on the very idea of fan service or female empowerment built off anything but a masculine visage.
Why do you care so much what people who use a website think? Dead serious what do you stand to gain here? Are you talking to Mavel editors to say "don't believe these people"? Or are you talking to normies who may venture here to say the same?
It's just odd. You've created a fictional monolith for no reason other than to make this thread.
>you don't know what you want
user literally said exactly what he wants. Aaron's Jen is shaped like Kai Greene, Annual Jen is shaped liked Martin Silva, whoever the fuck that is.
He said he wants her shaped like a woman.
She-Hulk is literally a supermodel
marvel draws most of their male characters more feminine then that.
Yea Forumsmblr is so up the democratic parties ass if they can't even recognize marvel obvious left wing agenda
>He said he wants her shaped like a woman.
We just want good stories and good art.
Does anyone remember any She-Hulk arc with nonstop action, action stories from start to the end?
It's just those borings dialogues and awful arts who make She-Hulk look like Grommash
A 10/10 fitness supermodel
if she hulk was still allowed to be drawn sexy I could stomach a lot of boring story
Are you really reading Marvel comics in these past few years?
they could bring that Marvel comics back
nope, but Yea Forums still pretends like comics are still how they used to be before Disney bought marvel and started to push the feminism hard
Nobody wants all action she-hulk other than idiots. If you don't come to she-hulk for fourth wall breaking, gratuitous art and tongue in cheek jokes about capeshit you're in the wrong spot.
The "action" in Byrne's sensational, the only one that matters, is pretty minimal. Those books were more like gerbers Howard the duck which is why they fit so well together.
I know what he said.
But I think he's an idiot with shit taste so I don't believe him.
I also think you're an idiot for making me spell this out for you, but you probably think I'm an idiot for not having shit taste.
>But I think he's an idiot with shit taste so I don't believe him
Literally
>I disagree with him so I don't believe him
I don't see the logic in not believing someone's opinion is legitimate just because you disagree with it.
You seem like you have some sort of mental ilness.
You're confused. I don't believe his opinion is of a quality worth acknowledging.
You seem eager to defend people with shit taste.
Of course I'm confused, you literally said:
>so I don't believe him.
Are you ESL?
user here,
You're bouncing around like a nutcase. First you claimed I didn't know what I wanted after I expressly said what I want, then you said you don't believe me since you disagree wth me and now you're saying here
That it's not worth acknowledging despite doing just that three times now.
Is English your first language or are you retarded?
His bones are laced with adamantium, its gonna take a lot to brake them.
I know people on the right are mentally challenged do to depriving their brains of oxygen by choking themselves on the scrotum of trump for his amusement, but who the fuck do you think is in favor of open sexuality?
It isn't the fucking right.
You stupid motherfuckers are literally backing the anti-porn side of things, the fuckers who out right do not want you to be able to even have sex unless it's on their terms, the left is the side that advocates doing shit like legalizing prostitution and welcoming more varied forms of sexuality in the media.
The left isn't even blaming video games for violence.
Just because you see one dumbass liberal feminist bitch about some dumb shit, OR A MASSIVE INTERNATIONAL CORPORATION DESEXUALIZE IT'S MEDIA SO IT CAN APPEAL TO A WIDER SET OF AGES AND DEMOGRAPHICS EXPLICITLY IN PURSUIT OF MORE PROFITS VIA APPEALING TO THE PEOPLE WHO WATCH THEIR CLEAN PG-13 TOPS MOVIES, does no mean the left advocates any of that shit.
You're just too fucking stupid to realize you support the people who want to take everything away from you.
Oh yeah. Because if it's attractive then it's clearly softcore porn. Naturally everything has got to be ugly so that we can be sure it's never porn.
Attractive characters are literally turning our children into rapists! Please think of the children! Erase all attractive characters from fiction!
>do to
You can't even spell due, ESLfag.
Beside that Hasbro is literally in the middle of a multiyear degendering of all their products including makin easy bakes for boys in white and black rather than pink. Fuck yourself you delusional fuck.
What the fuck is up with her back? Being pregnant doesn't mean you lean forwards with your hips while leaning way back with your back all the time. What the fuck is up with that pose?
Like I give a crap about my grammar on some Canadian basket weaving forum.
You're still a dumbass who supports the people who want to take away everything you pretend the left wants to take away.
You literally named another massive corporation instead of pointing towards actual leftists who want to take anything away from you.
You're literally such a paranoid shit stain pathetic excuse for a human that you're scared of the idea of boys using easy bake ovens.
I guess male bakers and chefs are the left fucking up humanity?
Oh god, user, did you know men also work in the clothing and makeup industry?!
How deep does the conspiracy go?!
I'm guessing you'll be screeching at female doctors for being witches next.
This is Disney's new Black Cat
Without any sex appeal
This is Black Cat
Before Disney
Because 95% of the people bitching about her being ruined never read She-hulk in the first place and have no idea what the character is about.
>literally
>one sentence later
>literally
You seem like you may need to go outside.
>Drawing comics the Marvel
is not used by the new artists
>implying the new look and attitude isn't a turn for the worse
>implying the first defense someone posts isn't gonna be a cherry picked bad issue
You ever get tired of arguing with intellectually dishonest faggots? How many more years of arguing with propaganda-spewing walls must you go through to get it?
So men never bake things?
Nobody storytimed it.
You ever get tired of imagining that people are being dishonest if they disagree with you?
All beauty is sexual therefore it must be ugly to be unsexualized
>I could stomach a lot of boring story
But would you pay for it?
Yes.
Your obsession with "Le Yea Forums doesn't read/buy" comics is paper thin. Fuck off faggot.
pretty good
LMAO, anyone
remember this?
Fine. I'll do it myself. Give me a few minutes.
Skipping the cover, for obvious reasons.
I haven't actually read it yet, but the art looks pretty good from what I glanced.
>But would you pay for it?
Dude, one of the greatest pleasures of buying comics is flipping through magazines and seeing that spectacular art
and buy the magazine for that great art
most of the time nobody cares about the story but buys the magazines because of the art
>The artist somehow made She-Hulk, Medusa, Carol, and Dazzler look awful.
>The only nice looking one is the Singularity.
how do you fuck up this bad.
Getting some Sensational vibes out of this one.
Alright yeah I guess I wasn't advertising the fact that I was making a storytime but let's cool it with the images for a bit, thank you...
Yep, Sensational.
sure thing user.
... Sans the nudity, that is. But that's fine.
I like how you're incapable of addressing anything I actually say.
That's the fun part about all of this, only the lowest people with the least intelligence ever pretend you idiots have a point anymore.
Keep suckling republican dick and screeching about not being able to masturbate to media aimed at kids.
You fuckers have achieved nothing beyond showing everyone that your wants and desires are best ignored completely.
>A fantastic plan
Hah
Both are pretty hideous.
You know these dicklets can't appreciate anything they can't touch themselves to.
Weird that the first thing Bullseye does with Jen's body is smash cars instead of, you know, fondling him/herself.
Short break, brb.
I'm moderately angry they juggled a dog.
WAAAAAAAH. Go jerk off to something else until the status quo returns, aspie.
This is the NU-Marvel Comics
Goddamn it pal.
You'd think an evil mastermind would spring for better brain swap gear than headphones.
Very puny, Bullseye.
This was made up by Reed Richards though, and it *was* supposed to be used away from other devices... That's the real issue here, Reed should've accounted for that.
what a difference, my friends
Good Jen.
Stop posting images during storytimes, holy shit. Get some manners.
Nothing worse than dealing with yourself when you're a horrible violent douche.
Fuck you.
Okay, turns out they uploaded a backup, not the current memories. That's kinda fucked up.
Dorky as fuck, Jen...
Thanks for complying, citizen.
Good thing his bones are pretty durable....
But that had to hurt a lot.
I hate Anka so god damn much.
And it couldn't end in any other way but in a courtroom. Everyone got their just deserves!
That doesn't even look good.
And that's it.
See, it was a good Annual, not sure why people have been seething about.
Oh, because it didn't happen to "current Jen"? What makes you think that's gonna last, honestly?
You fucking goons sure love to REEEEEEEE about cartoon tits. Glad that’s the scope of your ambitions.
It obviously won't last, I agree
>Guy stuck in a robot body didn't take the chance to permanently upload himself into Bullseye
I mean he's a loon and a lot of people hate him, but he's a filthy rich loon.
Thanks mang
It was okay.
Body swapping is one of those plots that make me grown though.
Thanks for the story time.
Kinda sad he didn't get his dog back exactly.
what the hell Jen
And I love how you're incapable of making your point in 20 words or less. Why not buy a diary or start a blog?
This isn't a story time faggot. If you want the courtesy you should have started a new thread.
>inb4 Yea Forums used to appreciate
I've been here longer than most, accept the norms.
This.
These are comics not cartoons, user. You sure love to REE about anonymous posts online. Glad that’s the scope of your ambitions
How about you go fuck yourself with a rake?
He did that off screen
Go fuck yourself, crybaby. Can’t read a single story time in this place without you fragile ego fucks derailing it with your constant little boy bitching.
Fuck, you’re insufferable.
Wow, they really fuck Spider Woman for good
This is one of the best female suit and now we have this cringe hipster suit style
Why is she so ugly in this issue?
At least she wont show up in the MCU
That’s a cute looking She-Hulk. Didn’t know Marvel still had artists that could do that any more.
She's back in the older suit... Which you'd know if you... Read COMICS.
How's that ugly at all?
Serious question here, can anyone tell me if there are any regular issues in these last 12 months when a female protagonist is hot like pic related?
Go fap before reading comic books, dumbass.
Almost like Yea Forums is full of outrage snowflakes. "Don't feed the trolls", etc etc.
>She's back in the older suit... Which you'd know if you... Read COMICS.
She's not back with the old suit user
It kind of is a story time, jackass. Have some common sense.
Strikeforce will be released next month, so I'd say she is.
Wondering who's behind this post
>He didn't want to appease to my cumbrain requests, therefore he's Tumblr!
Neck yourself. Go read Boundless or Dynamite comics if you want to fap. Pay a commission or some shit, just don't ruin the board with your nonsense.
>Mike goddamn Deodato
>soul
I'd think this was a parody if it was ANYWHERE ELSE
Holy shit user you've cracked the code, Yea Forums is filled with SJWs! You better get out while you still can and never ever come back
I like him on Runaways, surprisingly
I mean, he did brain-swap her with fucking Bullseye to make her look like a murderer because she turned down his case
She hulk was never an action focused character
>Does anyone remember any She-Hulk arc with nonstop action, action stories from start to the end?
No? Not even the Byrne run had that.
You are a such and adorable lady, uh?
Wanna try that again in English, user?
Why are you so serious?
Frank Cho is the King
Are you new?
>willing to kill himself to stay as She-Hulk
Is Bullseye /ourgirl/?