Eddy I fear they're becoming amorous

(whisper whisper)

user, no. Buy a gun or some fucking sleep medication and a handle of vodka. The human body is MOSTLY WATER. You're just going to partially cook yourself and live in agony until infection claims you.

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Burning alive is one of the most painful ways to die, what the fuck, user.

What makes you think sleeping pills and vodka works?

Not to the man who walked on the White House lawn.

>Go outside
>See this woman chilling out in your front yard/backyard
what do?

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The very clear warning on the label, but if you want to go out, gun is still the best option. Make it quick, or hell, gather up what money you can and break for a Tijuana overdose.

I don't have a yard.

Watch from the window like the shut-in creeper I am.

Turn the BBQ on and ask how she likes her burgers.

This, I wonder how May would like hers.

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Overdose is an effective method butcdont fucking kill yourself you fucking idiot.

Faps in his hand
Grills and Chills with three girls

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I haven't even posted it yet.

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Yeah, let life do it for you the slow and gradual way.

>three
Who said her sisters were involved?

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Wonder where I am because I don't have a yard in my apartment...

HEY ED BOYS WANNA JOIN MY TEAM ?

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This is the worst thing Rebecca Sugar has ever done apart from creating Steven Universe and Being Born.

Why not combine both overdosing AND self immolation?

>Get high enough that you can't feel pain
>Proceed to go out in a blaze of glory

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I'm petrified, Double D!

Out of the Eds, who would be the best boyfriend?

god i wisgh that were me.

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Hot

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why do i get the feeling that if a someone discovered underage porn made ages ago by a male showrunner, he would his show canned faster than you can blink

Eddie Puss exists yet Savino still got fired of the Loud House for a different reason.

What is that thing?

I have no idea what or who any of those are proper nouns are.

oh...

Kids show creator made a comic about a little boy who wants to fuck his mom, no one cares.

this is how steven universe was really born

unironically true

Who?

I kinda wish I was more like Double D when I was a kid.

Based Darkest Dungeon

Nerd

Come on! He's the coolest of the Eds.

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>Woman getting off on gay shit
You know how most straight porn focuses on a girl and she fucks a guy later? If a vid focuses on a guy, but he fucks a girl later, would that be gay?

Don't forget about Little Spirou. But you know......Europeans.

Free food, she'll obviously invite him back to their place.

Fair enough.

I think it depends on who’s watching it.

solid logic

>coolest
youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk

I've done that since I was 15. I remember faces, but names don't stick, for some odd reason.

Why? You should want to have been more like Kevin or someone else cool.

Is there anybody who unironically said "I wanna be a total douchebag" knowing entirely what it entails?

>I want to be the nerd with only two friends who are also outcasts instead of that guy who rides his bike all the time, is beloved, and gives away jawbreakers.

>Can you cook me a well-done steak?

Yes, I do.

So how come you aren't already a real life Double D clone?

Is it possible to be more submissive than Double D (other than Jimmy)?