What is anti-life?

What is anti-life?

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Proof that you're living in a comic book so your actions don't matter. If everything is preordained by a writer, you already have no free will so you might as well surrender to Darkseid.

cosmic shaennigansss

The logical conclusion math lessons being soulcrushingly boring for most kids in Grade and High-School. Comics are for kids after all.

>nobody told darkseid the universe is deterministic and free will never existed

Being a Yea Forums/nel poster.

Anti-life justifies my hatred

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Life must struggle, learn, evolve. Those who do not become wastrels, wasteoids, waste, Juggalos. If life is a upward struggle to improve, then anti-life is the draining away of all thought, vitality, power. Anti-life would have us become as dumb animals, then have us die ruined and unworthy. All our heroic exploits- from cavemen to warriors, from knights to explorers, scientists to researchers, forgotten and even worthless for they could not save us from a simple equation.

Yea Forums.

I feel like that board he has there is a pretty good summery of Yea Forums.

Negative 42

The source has two modes—life and anti-life. Life is the result of it retracting itself and yielding. Anti-life is the result of it exerting it’s own.

Anti-life is will control. It’s to mind control what the Specter is to a normal ghost.

Doesn’t work in a universe where everything is both thought controlled and in a state of constant cosmic flux and uncertainty.

No, because it subtracts the nazis squared instead of adding them.

>not realizing that the universe is only semi-deterministic and randomness - by virtue of its very existence - allows for free will
Only macrofags are determinists.

Klaus from American Dad is a Juggalo, so your point is meaningless.

That's a manji ya idgit.

As I understand it- the Martians had a "Life Equation" which is all about how to be fulfilled and happy.
So "The Anti-life Equation" is just how to subjugate all people and make them sad and miserable.

Oh. Then what does that have to do with Yea Forums?

loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding × guilt × shame × failure × judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side

Destiny has everything in creation in his book.

Darkseid's proof that he failed basic high school math and doesn't actually understand what an equation is.

Clearly there is a difference between Kirby and post-Kirby Anti-life equation.
Current DC writers probably want to turn it into pail A.L.E.
The equation was a thing about math being able to effect quantum physics resulting in mind control. No free will, for Kirby was a bit of a hippy and thought that life needs freedom.

Why does Darkseid try to create obedient servants by proving meaninglessness?

If everything is pointless then so is Darkseid's will.

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>So "The Anti-life Equation" is just how to subjugate all people and make them sad and miserable
So basically a retail job.

It's like a tiger force

OH BOY! COLLEGE!

Anti-Life: Not LIfe, Death.

Anti-Life Equation is the the antithesis to Life Equation, which is a growth formula that exists over a set amount of finite time.

The Anti-Life Equation is something to reverse the growth model into a decay model to reach the same solution as the Life Equation as it finally reaches its limiter.

Aka, "Its a fast forward button to the eventuality of Nothingness."

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Pro-death

What is life in anti?

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Life Equation example.

1/0 x--> 100,000,000 QuadTrillionQuadTrillionMillion Years, ?= 2^2(!2 Trillion)/Planck Second.

Anti Life Equation -->
1/0 x--> 100,000,000 QuadTrillionQuadTrillionMillion Years, ?= -2^2(!2 Trillion)/Planck Second.

The introduction of the negative turns the Growth into Decay, which fastforwards the closure of the formula over time.

To introduce the negative, all you have to do is keep the Anti-Matter/Matter ratio 51/49, and you'll fast forward the whole of existence into Absolute Nothingness.

However; the current Matter/Anti Matter ratio is 52 matter/ 48 Anti Matter. You can only nullify it. So you'd need to somehow introduce a greater amount of Anti-Matter (You can do this via a Transdimensional Dues Ex Machina) because you cannot smash all Matter without smashing all Anti Matter due to the current ratio. You'd create the Infinite Growth Model, which is a Cancer Verse.

Long Story short; The Anti Life Equation is a wild goose chase that cannot be solved due to the nature of the current ratio...unless you had an item from another dimension. Even so, once that item is removed from your dimension, then the ratio goes back to normal, so you better hurry your ass up with your plans.

Oh, and if you bring Anti-Matter from another dimension, you are probably going to bring in Matter from that Dimension as well, so you are probably going to fuck it up anyway, even before you get your Grey bootycheeks owned by the Justice League.

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>What is anti-life?
Transgenderism.

If Darkseif is so smart why doesn't he solve the equation himself

The Star of David is definitely one of the symbols included in the equation, that's for sure.

Also, holy fuck I just read what Darkseid wrote on his blackboard.

Mars and Pi Variable/Sun + Raditation of Omega/Spade Divided by Snake over Vagina +Mankind/Infinity times Enlightenment Fish Square.
Something divided by Swastika squared. Times spiral. Eye over Yin Yang, then 666/666.

What the fuck man.

The top makes a little bit of sense.
War in a Cycle of 3.14 per x Variable years plus the Decay of All Magic divided by the Lifetime of Mankind over the unlimited knowledge granted by its creator (doubled)

The rest of it reads like an edgy kids retard sketched, especially the 666/666.

You fucking moron, you don't deserve the Anti-Life Equation nor would you even able to do anything good with the Interdimensional Item that would allow you to seek out your goals.

You'd probably trip over your own interdimensional dick and let go of the Interdimensional Anti-Matter Totem.

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but he did

Next issue... Darkseid raids an Amazon warehouse to steal the antilife.

>What is anti-life?
Eureka Math

So one day, Darksied was stomping around the galaxy oppressing people when he comes across the ancient martians. These martians, living in perfect utopia with no disagreements, show Darkseid the source of their happiness, the 'life-equation.' Darkseid then murders them all, and has an amazing idea. If a 'life-equation' exists, which proves why freedom and happiness are so great, then surely, an 'anti-life equation' must exist, which does the opposite.
Which is kind of like discovering the equation for gravity and then dedicating your life to finding the equation for 'anti-gravity,' and expecting that to let you fly to work each day.

Randomness isn't free will.

being a feminist in favor of abortion

Based

What doth anti-life?

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mind control, what the fuck is the life equation though, would it be an opposite of mind control?

Something

Will endowment

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But what if you see your life as mattering BECAUSE you are in a comic book?

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The opposite of the life equation? In on of the crisis events it enslaved everyone to his will. I think it changes as needed.

Kek

Then Darkseid kills you presumably.

plot device or McGuffin.

this you're living it bro

What if this funny looking snake suppose to be

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It's not really consistent, like most things new gods.

Kirby had it as a formula to eliminate free will. Morrison goes by that.

Some New 52 writers had it as a formula too, but able to do other things too, including ironically bring the Old Gods back to life.

Then you have Jim Starlin (Cosmic Odyssey, Death of the New Gods) pushing the Anti-Life Equation as a cosmic entity (which is eventually revealed to be the evil half of the source), but thankfully everyone else seems to ignore that.

Well, besides Johns, who had the Anti-Life Equation as the opposite of the white lantern entity, able to possess and power up people just like the various Corps' entities (and Starlin's Anti-Life Equation too).

Randomness is an illusion.

>the opposite of life is the lack of free will!
Most life (that we know of) lacks free will by any objective measure.
If we go by volume, mass, or number of individual organisms, the amount of life as we know it has no free will. Conflating free will as a necessary part of life just seems wrong by any measure. For the majority of the history of life as we know it, life has had no free will.

Not only does free will not correlate positively with life, I'd argue that free will and life are an outlier. The exception. The larger rule of life is that it lacks free will once again by any objective measurement.

Darksied gets the equation several times, but is that the entire thing? It's basically a evil easter egg hunt, and he may have used a few stand-ins and workarounds. So may have whoever assembled whatever version of the ALE that he's after. It would be a thing where whoever researches it suddenly goes crazy like a cultist from the Lovecraft stories.

The notion of the "anti-life" concept is that if you surrender control of your Self to some other being, whether New God or old demon, then you are not truly alive.

This

I'd guess it's Quetzalcoatl

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Okay so you know what living is, right? So what's the opposite of that.