Mutants are considered horrible freaks of nature

>A Good Chunk
Nah, only the ones we care about. We could make more grotesque ones like Toad but the stories wouldn't sell that well

Yeah but the Sentinels would fall over each and break leaving the kid very confused

>We

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Imagine being the same kid and watching those robots turn on their human masters, again.

>We

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A synonymous of this post-2000 era

The world is ran by apathetic capitalistic bankers

Do you see a gay rainbow burger king ad and go "THE WORLD IS RAN BY LIBERALS"

>a synonymous
A synonym?
These past two decades have seen the resurgence of white nationalism and fascist tendencies but keep viewing things as radical because the gays can marry now. And they accuse sjws of being triggered lmao

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You've got that backwards, most muties are ugly abominations with useless powers

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Now imagine that kid's friend able to fly and can toss tanks with ease. But he's not a mutant. The sentinels would just pass that kid by and fly off after doing their thing. Kid's friend is hailed as a hero because everyone assumes he killed his mutie friend that had that disgusting power of creating bubbles.

Enjoy weird goat demon

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That face of absolute bloodlust really turns me on.

Her and Gorgon would have a lot to talk about.

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The original X-Men (as in the original Kirby Lee issue 1) is about Zionist vs. integrationist judaism. That’s why mutants can look like anyone (crypsis) and Magneto is a radical nationalist holocaust survivor.

>Mutants are considered horrible freaks of nature
says who

Homo sapiens should sue the celestials for making weird mutant genes that cause weird mutations happen inside humans.

All the flatscans that want to kill them

cape comics are retarded, news at 11

Because of their powers. They were meant to be indistinguishable from regular humans outside of the occasional Nightcrawler case. That was the point, that they could be anyone

That bod doesnt look like a freak of nature to get in bed?
now seriously at ome point it must have been that normal people got triggered by handsome mutants that would populate the fantasies of every horny guy or girl and then the mutant shaming got full throttle on america. uck the X-men could techniicaly be sex symbols of their time if you look at it at a certain angle, imagine being a lil kid popping boners and discovering you like girls by watchin psylocke, rogue, storm, jean on tv(or swimsuit specials), and then seeing colossus and realizing you fancie that shit.

Imagine the X-girls in playboy when 80-90s sex hair was a thing, wow, believe me some people would be closeted mutant lovers.

Ok fag

I'm so glad they gave her the bangs

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Doesn't make her bitchy personality any easier to swallow though.

You think there is a mutant version of Blacked in the marvel universe?

Tumblr aside, no one wants to read a comic about ugly people

>MUTED

There's a story like that. A Hiroshima baby tries to kill the Xmen out of sheer spite. I think it's a Warren Ellis story.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA!

Cyclops and Storm worked hard for their bodies. They didn't mutate getting jacked.

I kind of wanted marvel to make a x men team out of the ugliest of mutants.

I would call it x men FREAKS and design the ugliest/strangely awesome x men.

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Most X Men are jacked from their training in the danger room

The closest we can get to an ugly mutant team is X Statix

Fox news would spin it to make it your fault for being born mutant in the first place

what happens

Story time mugga

Well, the point is people like Cyclops and Storm always talk about how great being a mutant is when they only got all the upsides of the deal with no downsides.
They get the cool ass powers without their mutations making them look like freaks of nature, hell it makes them look cooler because Storm gets the sexy silver hair and Cyclops gets to perpetually wear sunglasses.

>furry
I love Kurt but this it's shit

>A Good Chunk of the muties look like swim suits models and fit athletes
cuz they work out genius

Any sensible person would want to marry a mutie to secure their bloodline since they're clearly the next step in evolution.

The best part is that every time a cure for mutations is discovered, it's the supermodels that unilaterally decree said cure to be evil and that it must be destroyed.

Because fuck that guy covered in slime-dripping warts that has to breathe through his own ass, I guess.

Not her original body.

Shit opinion desu

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Her OG body was good

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She still hot

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I mean Morrison made most of the gross mutants with useless powers like Longneck in his run so it makes sense.

mutants shouldn't be divided based on power level but power category honestly

You're underestimating the competition. There's tons of hot superheroes, villains, and regular people while there's only supposed to be a small number of mutants. For every guy wanking off to Storm, there's a hundred more hoping that Black Cat's latest mugshot goes public or She Hulk gets her top ripped off. No normal person even wants to risk fucking the mutants; a good chunk of the offspring either end up going to some weird liberal private school, getting marched off to join Magneto and his terrorist faction, or slaughtered.

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The mutant analogy with "racism" really falls short in general. The elephant in the room is that several mutants have enough power to defeat entire armies on their own and that's definitely a problem but all those that fear them are portrayed as irrational fearmongers rather than simply pragmatic.

If in the real world one promille of humans born would have these exceptional abilities where they would be a match for armies and thus also law enforcement that would be a severe problem — this naturally won't happen as they basically break the laws of physics and generate energy ex nihilo.

It's not just that. Magneto announced mutants to the world by declaring war. This was followed up by Trask publishing stuff that explained mutants were trying to take over and enslave everyone. Right off the bat, everyone had a real reason to be suspicious and hate them.

It's like if ISIS nearly killed us all and then ISIS sympathizers started popping up all over.

Want to know how we know you’re a turbo casual and don’t read comics?

Maybe there's some uncanny valley shit going on with the pretty mutants that doesn't translate well in the limitations of the medium. Like live-action Alita's big anime eyes.

where did flying tank crusher come from?

Incorrect. It's stated often that the first line of defense for most mutants is anonymity. The average mutant is someone like Prodigy or Wolverine - outwardly human, with a very useful but not earth-shattering power. The next largest group are mutants with obvious mutation, but who also have very applicable abilities - Nightcrawler, Anole, Pixie, Mercury, etc. Then there's the super lucky types who have insanely powerful abilities and, usually, relatively normal appearances. These are your Magnetos, your Xaviers, and so on.

Only a very small number of mutants just have useless disfigurements. Morrison tried to popularize the idea that this is common, but this was stupid as fuck so most writers ignore it.

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Are the Morlocks and that massacre not a big thing anymore?

>Only a very small number of mutants just have useless disfigurements. Morrison tried to popularize the idea that this is common, but this was stupid as fuck so most writers ignore it.

why is it stupid? it makes sense that most mutants would have superficial at best mutations, especially seeing as how the mutations dont exist due to ecological variances

They are, but you have to remember that the original run for the Morlocks story didn't have them simply as ugly mutants. Some of them had visible mutations from the start, but all of them were intentionally mutilated to make them less likely to return to the surface.

A lot of them actually had useful powers too.

>why is it stupid?
Because mutants are a weird celestial defense/self-improvement system built into humanity.

Also it flies in the face of what the X-Men as a concept were originally about. The idea was that mutants were different in a way that made them special, and the primary reason for the hate and fear was an gnawing envy. The symbolism is most prominent with guys like Cyclops and Nightcrawler, whose mutations have both downsides and upsides. Finally, it doesn't make sense from a narrative standpoint, because it twists the X-Men themselves - if most mutants really do just have horrible disfigurements, the X-Men really don't have a reason to push for mutation as a good thing. Whenever some nefarious motherfucker invents a mutant 'cure', that cure is portrayed as bad, but it wouldn't really be so if mutation was primarily negative. If mutants are mostly people with terrible health conditions, then the X-Men would be fucking villains for trying to stop people from getting rid of the X-gene. And that's not what they're supposed to be.

Sounds actually cool. Their faces could be so perfect they would remind mannequins

For all the jokes about the X-Men being a cult, the Morlocks were flat out a cultish, hyperabusive social group.

>the X-Men really don't have a reason to push for mutation as a good thing.

why is it? not all mutations are created equal and to be guilted or shamed into being stuck in such a way beyond your control because someone else looks seemingly normal is selfish as fuck. glob herman shouldnt have to look like someone threw up in a freezer because "mutant pride!"
mary zero shouldnt have to be literally forgotten by everyone she knew or could know, except for the addle brained like deadpool and agent x
as dope as he is barnell bohusk shouldnt have to look like a baby bird human hybrid. and unless the xmen could figure out how to reset the xgene its selfish to force that on anyone

The problem with post-Morrison X-Men is that logically there should have been millions of former mutants who were perfectly happy with M-Day happening. The problem with post AvX X-Men is that most of mutants created from the event were forcibly mutated humans who'd be really fucking pissed.

You are aware that liberalism is a right wing ideology right? And you do know that both the American left and the American right are both neo-liberal as fuck right? With the right wing being the most liberal and not the left.

I swear talking politics with Americans is some bizarro world shit. Liberalism isn't leftist. It's about as right wing as you can get.

>glob herman shouldnt have to look like someone threw up in a freezer because "mutant pride!"
Agreed. Which is why mutants like him being the norm shouldn't be the case. Hell, Glob shouldn't really be a thing, and Morrison only gets away with him by stating that his current state is a transitional one.

How could people in-universe comics differentiate between mutants like X-Men and say Fantastic 4 or Spiderman?

Mutants are like flamboyant gays and vegans. They will tell you that they are mutants in the first five minutes of conversation

I....Nighcrawler is covered with fur? Or did they just draw his body hair weird?

Sure, if you define left and right wing in purely economic positions.

He's supposed to be covered with very short, tight fur like some breeds of dog but it's much easier on the artist, inker, and colorist to give him blue skin.

He was Fuzzy Elf since forever

thats what i never understood. m day is referrred to as mutant genocide, but never do they highlight the monstrocities or sad sacks whos lives were ruined by being mutants getting some shred of normalcy back. if characters like are turned back human, am i supposed to care that colossus cant go metallic anymore?

then glob needs to get some sort of pokemon evolution stone and get cracking, because everytime i see someone like him, eyeboy, the progeria girl and the brain girl. it makes me wonder why mutants would have a problem with a cure

I mean they wear giant fucking red and blue X's everywhere it's worse than gays or vegans

I mean yellow and blue I am retarded

These types of moral dilemmas are literally what xen stories are supposed to be about.

Nothing actually. The girl is actually treated well. Then she leaves because she didn't want to cause trouble and the guy is later visibly sad.

They're established but you do have a point. Any teenager that suddenly shows up with powers should get questioned or suspected of being a mutant. It's probably the first any Marvel parent would think unless their family has some weird origin.
On that note, do comic parents have to give a mutant talk? Are there shitty books about what to do if your kid is a freak?

Apparantly she shows up in the sequel miniseries too.

Didn't read it. Please tell me nothing bad happens to her.

Ah it's not the story were the girl just destroy the guy life and when he tries to kill her somebody kill him and take the girl with him strating the cycle again.

Which X-girl is for rape?

No?

Deadpool should lead an “ugly mutants rise up” movement

Deadpool isn't even a mutant.

That's the strangely sexy Jenifer.

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ugly girls need to get over themselves.

>Humans are considered selfish hateful jerks of nature
>A Good Chunk of the humans seem like good moral people with hateful jerks being probably under 5% of their population
OR have you considered that someone who is a superhero is often the exception/exceptional and not the average.

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Sentinels never went to the FF house or wherever Spiderman is (except for the Trisentinel which was more of a Loki thing) which is kinda weird, how come the Baxter Building or the Avengers mansion was never attacked by those things when both teams had mutants?

Its the other way around. 95% are hideous freaks of nature but they dead out due to natural selection. That's why the mutants are now near extinct and fight for survival.

Kurt is supposed to be fuzzy. That stuff is just chest hair.

He’s supposed to be fuzzy like velvet but most artists just draw him smooth.

Or you know, if ISIS directly announced itself as The Brotherhood of Evil Muslims or something

Holy shit talk about a butterface

Not really. It'd be like if ISIS did a thing and then people tried to remind everyone that ISIS does not in fact speak or act for all Muslims. But the raving rabble ignore them because they can't process any level of nuance.

Kinda like real life, really.

Yes, lucky them.

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Remember that one girl who had like a ten foot long neck and on M-day instead of it fixing her it just collapsed under its own weight and she died?

Or now Mania.

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..what? that sounds amazing. do you have the issue?

If anything the X-Men should be criticized for, it's the revolving door of villains that they constantly let in.

It makes sense, since most of their villains are villains of necessity or are in the positions they're in due to some kind of intense trauma.

That would be nice if the villains stay reformed but they don't, they go back to killing innocent people until the heat is on them too much and go back to crying to the X-Men about how sorry they are and all they need is a another chance. The X-Men fall for it and the cycle repeats itself.

This is just a problem with nostalgiafag writers constantly trying to return things to the way they used to be. Or, often, just bad writing in general, like all of AvX.

Most villains that have been on the X-Men were only on there once. Magneto, Mystique and Emma haven't bounced around, they went X-Men for a long period and then got all their growth reset when a new writer came in and went NOT MUH all over everything.

Inclusive capitalism is still capitalism you dolt

The Generation M mini, I think. Right after M-day. It’s the same issue where Chamber’s strapped to a hospital bed on life support with a gaping hole in his upper torso.

Thanks man

What do you mean rainbow capitalism won't save the world

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Post-post-modern liberal faggotry

Well yeah, it's also these nostalgiafag writers that want the X-Men to be persecuted nonstop and that every human hates mutants. It's also them that push for every non-mutant superhero to be cartoonishly oblivious to mutant struggles.

You don't know what any of those words mean

holy shit I fucking hate americans why the fuck do you people think it's ok to spout shit like that
I wouldn't even care about the bizarro world you assholes live in if not for the fact that you try to shovel this type of shit down everyone's throats

his fur is blue. idk if we even know his skin color

Oh my, is this a goblin thread?

>the bizarro world you assholes own
ftfy

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THESE THREADS ARE KABUKI THEATRE COORDINATED BY RIGHTIST DISCORDS

You're a crumbling joke mate, the only reason why you even managed to get somewhere was the complete ravaging of the actually civilized world.

Get ye gone, pol goblin.

>says that america isn't perfect
>POL!!!!

>magik
hnnng

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If it is as so civilized it wouldn't have been so easily ravaged. Just ask Africa and South America. Got easily out-civilized by European countries for centuries.

Looks like /pol/ goblin race bait.

His mom is blue and his dad is red, so his skin is probably purple.

What’s stupid is that Claremont ACTUALLY ADDRESSED this shit and then everyone forgot about it because X-books became their own little microcosm where nothing else but mutants mattered.
Basically, they talked about mutants as a problem not just because of their powers but because they were part of a rising population of superhumans in the US that the government had no control over. That same report said more strict controls needed to be put on the Avengers because they analyzed that “if they wanted to they could take over this nation in a matter of days”, but mutants were an even thornier problem because they might show up in other countries who would deliberately make use of then as national assets.

purple penmis lol

Marvel Civilians are militant retards.

What about Mutants that can go from hideous freaks to regular human forms like Colossus, it would not be a surprise if Rockslide and Glob could go back if they unleash their true potential bullshit.

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>That hot take

But Colossus isn’t hideous in his metal form. He’s pretty with shiny muscles.

>MUTIED.COM

Of course, it's both. The guy's only power is that his cum is black.

Same site. The guy's power is that his cum is black.

I want to read a comic about ugly people. You can get creative with their designs. Most artists just default to one attractive person with different hair and outfits.

when you suicide bomb to make sure joe biden wins over trump and sanders