Threats Superman would make, but not Batman.
Threats Superman would make, but not Batman
I'll suck your dick!
I'll tell your parents
If you do that, I'll be disappointed in you!
I will forget about you and move on with my life.
I'd be careful if I were you. I move at breakneck speeds
I wouldn't want this to get physical, mister
I could use my laser vision to burn your balls!
I will watch you sleep at night. Every time you take a shit I’ll be listening. You will go through your entire life never seeing me but knowing that at all times, even when I’m fighting doomsday or stopping an asteroid, I’m watching you.
Supes pls no
Batman would and has made threats like that.
You are better than this
fuck, man :(
That's just Batman tho.
stiff neck? I can help with that
It's for your own good.
Cl-clark?
Nice brain. I think I'll lobotomize it.
Time to pack up my destructo-ray, go home, and be a family man.
Please don't.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'll set my dad on you
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