Ahahaha what a nice and relatable movie ahahaha...

CUTE!

why are they so perfect

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High School movies have always presented an idealised image of high school. I'm 26 and still haven't had my first kiss. And the prostitute I tried to lose my virginity to last year didn't offer kissing.

I want a GF...

How furious do you think this makes Brie?

Holy shit guy, get a job, go to a boardgame group, get into a bookclub and ask a girl out. why is this shit so hard. yes you will be rejected. everyone gets rejected eventually you wont be. stop being so polite and ask someone out christ.

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>MR. FEIGE HELP M-

>GODDAMIT I WANNA FUCK SOME NI-

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>your first kiss ended up cucking you

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>virgin larping

Sometimes it rely bothers me knowing that I missed out on young romance and that no woman will ever truly love me because I'm just a shit all-round genetic candidate, but then I read a comic book or watch a cartoon and all the despair briefly fades.

Why does he look like Rick Dalton?

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>eventually you won't be

I want to believe that this is just shitposting. I'm a turbo autist at talking to girls and even I got kissed and laid in high school.

Girls eventually got fed up trying to send me signals and just forced themselves on me.

they are both closet homosexuals, there were blind items about how Gyllenhaal was hitting on Holland.

No. I know female affection as a service and that's about it. I find it honestly unimaginable that a woman, much less an attractive one, could ever find me interesting.

Well, that's your deal, not Spider-Man's.

Well, at least I don't get rebooted once every five years.

If you did, a girl might like you.

>haha, sexual assault is funny when it happens to a guy
>haha, it was great when starlord got kicked in the balls for no reason or when captain america got groped by carter

this
fuck doublestandards

Have there been any reputable rumors regarding a renegotiation or is it just straight up over completely now? I know everyone hates Spidey in the mcu here. I'd just like what little hope I have left be put to rest already.

What the fuck you mean ‘tried’? She didn’t go through with it

>WHY ISN'T HE A FAT VIRGIN LIKE ME WAAAAH

It's a strange feeling for me.
On one hand, I did kiss a girl and it felt great, and I'm glad I did because I'm sure I never will again.

On the other hand, I was making out with my half-sister.

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In highschool I kissed two different girls and almost dated 3.

The amount of female attention I get now that I'm in college makes highschool me look like a total pussy slayer.

Tom isn't ripped. He's a skeleton.

>I'm a turbo autist at talking to girls
No you're not

I didn't get an erection. But she did her best, really.

People are jumping the gun like a deal needs to happen right now. The MCU is packed for the next few years, Disney can easily play the waiting game for Morbius to flop before offering a new deal

I guess that's true. I just don't want Sony to fuck it up somehow before a deal is made. Like make Spidey 3 in a year and shit it out to just fuck with things. Not that Disney isn't at fault but goddamn those Sony leaked emails from years ago will never let me think Sony is competent.

Quit porn

>Not gaining super powers in high school and winning the admiration of people you save
Lmao normalfags seething

Who?

>implying you wouldn't Peggy grope you

29 here and same. Getting wizard powers in november. Considering an heroing at that point.

Hahahahaha! Loser.

for the love of god, post them

Found it.

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>Raped in highschool by la Goblina de las Americas

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There's more or that was all?

I would grope Peggy, desu

Hmm. Opposite situation with me.

That seemed to be all I could find.

sorry