I saw Steven Universe: The Movie. AMA

I saw Steven Universe: The Movie. AMA

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Did you have a good time?

did you rike it

Where's the final death by Sephiroth?

Why?

Favorite song?

What snacks did you have?

Any fanservice?

Give us a detailed synopsis spoilered of course

do we get to see Steven rooting Connie?

Did the main villain get redeemed?

No
Eh
Masochist
They all sucked and hurt the film's pacing
Lapidot
as of this movie, they are officially a couple
She dead

Is there a Steven x Greg fusion?
Are there any more new fusions?
Does Jasper appear or have her current situation acknowledged?
Do Lapis, Peridot, and Bismuth have major roles or are they just there for fan service like in chane your mind?
Why does Spinel want to kill Steven and what happens to her at the end?

cause of death?

Wow what a totally real and not at all disproved bullshit that contradicts official reviews AND CNScoop.

4/10, better luck next time.

How does it end? Spoil that shit.

Show us a picture you took of the movie, if you don't you're a fucking liar

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If it ends with blood I will take back everything I said about the show not having balls

How disappointed were your parents when you told them you were gay?

>She dead
Way to discredit your entire thread faggot OP, that shit directly contradicts info that's already come out. You're one of those autists that obsessively hates SU

does garnet do something to be worth the kamina glasses?

op show us the shit from the grab bag they handed out, as proof or buzz off. your story doesn't line up with the apple song listings.

>official reviews AND CNScoop.
havent we learned already we cant trust those?

Lol, even SUFags are more denial that OP.
I FUCKING TAKE THE POPCORN
Laifu...
Get fucking killed

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Steven is gay now and Connie understands, she also became asexual

massive gem/human orgy
Rebecca Sugar herself shoved everyone's phones up her butthole before the movie started
does coming out as straight and dating the mailman count?

Actually reading these reviews helps.

blame yourself for believing this was real in the first place

>That grammar
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Zuke's meme ship is forever uprooted and destroyed. Early reviews already confirm villain is redeemed. Bashing a musical for having songs doesn't do anything to help you appear more legitimate.

Why can't a real leaker step up and spill the beans.

of course not, your fucking yankee.
At least is better than using auto translate like a whinny bitch

Nowhere did he say he believed it. OP fucked up from minute one

Obviously you had some hope it was real to even bother with the thread.

Real leaker here, at the end of the movie Spinel takes off her mask to reveal Rebecca Sugar underneath it, who devilishly cackles and uses vile Jew sorcery to lower the credit ratings of every viewer.

he said OP discredit his thread, implying there was any credit to begin with

>Yankee
I'm an Aussie, get fucked faggot, not every English speaker is from Burgerstan

she believes in herself so hard a star explodes, a blackhole spins out of existence and Steven gets unvirgined

FUCK YOU JUST POST REAL SPOILERS DAMN IT I KNOW AT LEAST ONE PERSON WHO WENT TO THE SHOWING HAS TO POST ON Yea Forums

>Aussie
Lol, literally you burned every time.
Poor little shit, you really need to fuck your mother very soon

fake and gay

Alright fine, there's a scene where Garnet gets punched in the face and defuses, causing Ruby and Sapphire to pop out, where they sing with the rest of the group as they run away from Spinel to regroup, while Spinel gives a long-winded speech about how you should vote for Ike Eisenhower in the 1952 elections. I like Ike!

I'd feel more insulted if I could understand what you were even trying to insult me with

How shit was it?

One of the main leads are fucking dead aren't they?

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On a scale of 2 bottles of sleeping pills to a loaded gun, how much do you wanna kill yourself?

Where's the MEGA for this movie? I need to check for myself