It comes out tomorrow. Are you gonna get one?

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>Kamala, Miles, Doreen, and Gwen get a spot on the cover with all these iconic successful characters
Why is Marvel like this

Is there any company that likes to fellate itself more than Marvel?

Here they are patting themselves on the back for history they don't even have. Marvel #1000.

1000 #1s

They should have left a spot for old Doctor Doom,or at least the Thing, the FF deserve representation :(

Goddamn how I miss pre-Ultimatum USM.

based

so every character has had 10 reboots because #1's are the only thibg that sells that's not a momentous occassion

Gotta push the new characters I guess, but that explain Doreen. They picked the worst possible pose for Kamala. They used the one Champions #1. Why the hell would they use walking pose when most these action poses, it's trying to look realist while also being modeled after Ramos's cartoony style and they have it going diagonally.

I only buy HiX-Men floppies typically but yeah I will I think

>I only buy HiX-Men floppies
No, you don't. Absolutely nobody likes the X-Men anymore.

>comics supposed to celebrate the 80 years of Marvel
>Bunch of characters from more than 40 years agao in front and center
>relatively recent characters relagated in a corner
House of the Past, House of the Dead, House of the Nostalgifags

There’s no novelty for it because the number is completely meaningless. Even if Action and Detective sucked as least they had 1000 issues each if you combined the volumes. This one is completely meaningless and will likely be a better read but you might as well pirate it because it’s so dishonest and worthless even as a conversation piece. It’s like the saying “a face for radio” this is an issue for digital.

Gwen, Kamala, and Miles are almost sidekicks, it's a travesty to include them and not the FF. Why not Falcon and Bucky then or dozens of different prominent X-Men?

Reposting spoilers

bleedingcool.com/2019/08/09/spoilers-marvel-comics-1000/

1. The Return Of The Masked Raider
Bleeding Cool already looked at the history of the Masked Raider or Masked Rider, and how that would lead to a new series for the character who predated Marvel Comics in prose and appeared in adapted form in Marvel Comics #1.

2. It Begins With A Flame
And there is lots of that original comic in Marvel Comics #1000. Marvel Comics – later Marvel Mystery Comics, was the first comic to use the name ‘Marvel’ that would one day name the company publishing it, and including the first appearances of the Human Torch, Ka-Zar and the Sub Mariner. And so Ewing with Steve Epting reprise the first time the Human Torch was shown to the Scientists Guild in Marvel Comics #1 in the first page, set in 1939. But how does this all join together?

3. The Very First X-Men
Page two, by Ewing and Patrick Zircher features The Ferret from Marvel Mystery Comics #4 in 1940 (shared with The Human Torch, Angel, Ka-Zar and Masked Raider) being visited by the Three Xs from Mystic Comics #1, published at the same time. Who also happen to be same people in the Scientists Guild.

4. That’s Not All
And later in Marvel Comics #1000, named as Dr. Jerome Hamilton, Maris Morlak, Professor Wladyslav Shinski, and Carlo Zota, otherwise known as the Enclave… and you may more readily recall what – or who – they got up to. Three separate groups, all the same people. But what are they after?

5. The Eternity MacGuffin
We mentioned the Masked Raider. And The Ferret. Turns out their black mask was the same mask, based along the lineage. Al Ewing’s stories mostly concentrate around the Eternity Mask throughout history. Real events, but also worn by the fictional. And worn by Marvel characters in medieval to modern times, including the Black Knight, Thunderer, Black Rider and more – the paucity of designs and printing definition in early comics is used as a strength here, with items and characters being reinterpreted as being the same one across companies and continuities. I reckon if Al Ewing would have had his way, it would have been worn by Zorro as well. And then catching up to the present and heading into the future…

6. You Can Go Back Again
Lots of people get to revisit what they once gave to the world, or pay homage to those no longer able to, and look for new takes.

Kieron Gillen and Doug Braithwaite revisit Loki for the year of the first Journey Into Mystery, with all the Lokis over the decades tempting each other. Whatever your favourite version he, or she, will be here.

Priest and Brian Stelfreeze from two Black Panther runs, get to criticise some of the superficial reactions to the Black Panther movie and the Wakanda Forever memes

Little Blackagar in Slumberland recreates the Inhumans via Winsor McCay by Jonathan Lethem, Everett Lethem, Desmond Lethem and Paul Hornschemeier.

The friendship of Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane is encapsulated from their storyteller Gerry Conway and Greg Land.

Roy Thomas with Rod Reis are recreating the moment of the creation of Wolverine – and all the hands that went into him.

it's a scam so no

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I got this one just for a comission.

The novelty is the fact that it has over 80 different artists and writers on it. And I've read a couple reviews on it, and the narratives seem apparently cohesive with some pages falling flat, which is to be expected.

Considering the “newest” character on there is just a superhero version of a 50 year old character, you’re not wrong

Miracleman by Neil Gaiman and Mark Buckingham not interacting with Marvel Comics continuity – instead they are reading it. Similarly, Darth Vader’s appearance by Charles Soule and Terry Dodson bears no correlation to the rest of the story – or rather, at least as much as Gail Simone with David Baldeon celebrating Deadpool’s first appearance.

While Being Human creator Toby Whithouse and Alan Davis celebrate Dez Skinn, Richard Burton and David Lloyd‘s creation Night Raven seems to set up huge swatches of stories yet to be told – is there any chance they might?

Donny Cates and Geoff Shaw give a brand new take on one of Spider-Man’s most famous powers. While Joe Quesada revisits Daredevil and Marvel Knights with Kevin Nowlan, Peter David and Adam Kubert revisit their final issue of Hulk, Chris Claremont and Steve Larocca return to their X-Men story via Sage, Allan Heinberg and Jim Cheung on Young Avengers while J Scott Campbell on Mary Jane revisits – and dismisses – *that*cover,

Oh and JMS has himself regretting Sins Past.

All this is just the tiniest of what Marvel Comics #1000 goes for. Not every page lands, but a hell of a lot of them do. And whatever level of Marvel Comics fan you are, you’ll regret not picking this up at the end of the month. Best make sure your store has a copy waiting aside…

>Oh and JMS has himself regretting Sins Past.
Oh, so he finally admits that even though Joe Quesada made it worse, JMS' original idea was also pretty bad?

How and why is this issue 1000? 1000 what? Marvel is fucking retarded now.

Got this one coming in the mail.

Yeah. Don't know which cover I'll go for though. Hopefully my LCS gets some good variants in that they don't overcharge for.

>The Avengers are Captain America and some other literal whos
>Where the fuck are the Red Raven, the Submariner and the Whizz

The Black Bolt one is only thing I'm hype for

wait for it in dollar bins

>*GAH-HYUK* I MADE IT
>SQWIRHRL PERRWERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

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>dozens of different prominent X-Men?
Lol, none of your Not New Not Different X-Men except Wolverine is able to sustain an ongoing for half as long as those characters

Yeah.

>Ewing would have had his way, it would have been worn by Zorro as well

Missed opportunity there.

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>There’s no novelty for it because the number is completely meaningless

Is the thing about it being 1000 if Marvel Comics had been consistently published not true? It's like a DC One Million thing.

Anyway it's an 80th Anniversary thing. They went with 1000 instead of "Marvel 80th Anniversary One Shot" or whatever

What a weak bait from a dumb retard.

No one cared about Red Raven and the Whizz, Namor had already made his come back. If you knew your shit you would have brought up the fact that people bitched about the Kooky Quartet when they debuted since it was Cap with a bunch of ex-villain C-listers and not the Avengers that people were already reading about.

I'll read the story time. I won't give Marvel actual money for their shit tho

No

Yes.

>Loeb/Sale
I'm getting two copies

Disney just should buy Zorro already, is it public domain or not?

Each creative team is doing literally one page each in the book. You'll be paying 10 dollarydoos for one (one) page.

they're my favorite duo in all of comics ever

He has been PD for years.
Disney did make a series out of it iirc.

Ok so the Enclave are coming out in it. I Google them since it's been awhile since I've read the original Lee and Kirby issues and I know they had a feud with the Inhumans but did I miss something about them getting Deviants technology for the Beehive? I can't seem to track down the source and it's pasted in all the wikis and databases. Can only see in the Official Handbook to the Marvel Universe number 6 under Maelstrom.