Say DC actually gave him a movie

Say DC actually gave him a movie
How would it go down?

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Lobo listens to dubstep.

Deadpool in space but more fun and less time wasted on shitty romance

just as shitty as the other ones.

10 minute scene of him getting raped by Bueno Excellente

I would be up for 90 minutes of nothing but lobo slaughtering aliens for bounty cash.

Depends on who's directing and who's cast.
I imagine it would generally go like a dysfunctional Disney movie following a motorcycle gang member.

Too late. He’s either getting called a Deadpool rip-off or a Guardians of the Galaxy rip-off.

Just make Portrait of a Bastich with all the glorious violence that comes with it.

I really do think that Michael Bay is the best fit for Lobo. The movie would be as loud, obnoxious, and offensive as The Main Man.

Michael Bay is too dry. You want someone like Tarantino. You want the clean up to be with a mop, not a broom.

>implying DC wouldn't make a movie based on the shitty "honour-warrior" reboot Lobo.

>Tarintino is a more heavy handed bay.
>He's seen as a great director.
Really tickles the noggin.

More likely a ripoff of Legendary As Fuck Hellboy.
And probably about as profitable.

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>Say DC actually gave him a movie
>How would it go down?
I'd keep it low-key but give them enough budget for decent special effects
I'd push for R-rating from a dark horse director
No expectations, no pressure, no reason to ourselves seriously
Just do a Lobo movie
Forget about such things as Hollywood and greater cinematic universes

Kino

>Not boomer rock

Who would play him?
The Rock?

Jason Momoa

A shit

Imagine thinking the industry works like this

That's the joke you faggot, also he never listened to "boomer rock"
It's one of those creative "big ideas" guys from Yea Forums.

Not bad!

That sounds good. I think he could pull it off.

>Say DC actually gave him a movie
it be like nu-52 lobo

Lots of sexism.

The Rock was ready years ago to play th'main man but old lobo movie project was canceled and had a shitty script

We're not getting the real questions in here.
Dreadlocks or no?

>implying DC is able to pull that off

Itd really only work if stuff like The Boys becomes successful and we enter a "le edgy superhero trend".

Then you can have a Lobo movie that flip-flops around whether it's ironic or unironic in its edge (kind of like Deadpool with it's parody elements)

Deadpool/CGR esque space biker

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