This girl slaps your ass. What do you do?

Wake up and go to work.

Best artist for Kamala.

>Giant Kamala will never smoosh you with her giant scale Embiggened booty

Impaler

Politely ask her to stop scaring the poor animal.

wake up

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Ask her "Are you 18 yet?"

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Lay on the ground spreading my legs and showing my half erect penis as a sign of submission

start preparing myself

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Let her move in with me if she'll become an apostate.

Become her kuffar pusy slave/portable chair

I don't get it

Panic as I realize my wallet is now gone

>This girl slaps your ass. With her cock. What do you do?

fixed

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In that case, I bend over, spread my cheeks and beg mistress Kamala to penetrate me with her beautiful, engorged, 7 inch cock.

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Force myself on her. Consensually, of course.

Slap her ass back with a grab to finish, then see where shit goes from there.

>sexually assaulting a giantess
Are you trying to get vored?

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Sauce?

Brutal balls deep yet tender cunny destruction with my fat 9 inches long by six inches thick cock.
Want the dirty little desi to call me papa while I pound her through multiple shuddring orgasms.

this is why people dislike you people and shape changers in media

eh its nothing special
im actually kinda disapointed with the lack of kamala futa pics

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2550004#search=Kamala_Khan

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I buttpregnate her asspussy.

>not wanting your boipussy fucked by a shapeshifting, size changing lady pervert

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Turn around to see a sofa that wasn't there before, then hands form from the armrests and pull me on top of her.

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>ywn be her atheist gf

screencap of the new zeland shooters livestream

>Can Grow/Stretch her tongue for legendary blowjobs/cunnilingus
>Can grow her breasts, ass, hips to any size
>Can shrink her vag/butthole to any size if you like it tight.
>Can grow her clit and use it as a dick.
>Can literally finger fuck you with the force and size of a horse dick

Is kamala the worlds greatest sex machine?

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When she wakes up to this knowledge, she will be.

consider seeking rehab for sex addiction you weirdo degenerate

>This girl slaps your ass. What do you do?
Since she violated the NAP I am fully justified in taking my .44 magnum, which I open carry, and blow her away. I then continue on with my business.

Give her cuddles.

A Kamala for every man, woman, and whatever in every moment of time and space.

Carry her wherever she wants to go threshold-style. Makes me feel more manly.

sounds like some Roadside Picnic bullshit

Call her a shittier Mr. Fantastic with Giant Man envy

Harder

It's a pain we all live with every day, user.

Why doesn't Kamala grow into a giant anymore? That was her best power.

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Writers don't want to have to find ways to balance all her shapeshifting, so they dumb her down.

its only an addiction if it interferes with healthy living, otherwise WE FUCK LIKE RABBITS

I pull out the wedding ring

She still does? Didn't she do it only last issue or so? It's mostly just a battle thing.

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I tell her father so he honor kills her.

Eat her ass

Even if her ass is bigger than your whole body?

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*Be eaten by her ass.

If you impregnate Kamala while she's mass stealing and she shifts back, does it also impregnate elseworld versions of her that she's linked to?

Tell her I'm flattered, I guess.

You don't want to get it.

I bend over

I'm a believer in gender equality, so I slap her right back.

Especially if her ass is bigger than my whole body

Wouldn't gender equality be slapping her right cheek?

I dick her so hard she mind-breaks into a devout Catholic.

How big was her hand when she slapped me?

user be real your dick isn't even big enough to do that to a girl without superpowers.

Slap her ass back. Duh.

I smile back at her, pat her cheek and playfully tell her
>Call me when you're eighteen
Then walk away coolly.

16 is legal in New Jersey.

I’d punch her in the face and make her face uglier.

I'm 32, she's half my age. No way it's not gonna look creepy.

Oh and you think two years is gonna make a difference?

Cover her in bacon grease

Well at least I can take her out for a drink... Assuming Muslim Americans do?
I don't know, I'll ask Aamir.

>"Hey man is it okay if I get your little sister drunk?"

Can't imagine any scenario in which he says yes.

That's the joke, user.

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Depends on your position on Jesus and his ideas on violence and dignity.
If you are playing by Hebrew rules, a backhand to her right cheek would be a grave insult, as that is the way to strike a slave. So a forehand to the left would be more appropriate. Don't even think about slapping her with the left.

Also I'm pretty sure American Muslims don't drink the al-key-hawl. You could get coffee.

Ask her where is her male companion and why she isn't wearing the veil and trying to tempt men. Then bring her to an Imam who will surely bestow the right judgement of her horrible behaviour.

Which direction should I strike from if I'm smacking her with my dangalang?

I can see you don't even read Ms Marvel, on both accounts. That's okay, but yikes.

Yes, how could you tell?

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The thing about the Iman was a dead giveaway.

Should have went with the Ayatollah? But I like Shia

The Iman in her series is very chill about those things. And they are Muslim Americans who are mostly cultural, not fundamentalist. So none of that super conservative shit applies here.

The Imam was pretty based

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Congratulations, you pissed her off and now she's going in dry. I hope you like prolapsing.

But what about the pucker

>And they are Muslim Americans who are mostly cultural, not fundamentalist. So none of that super conservative shit applies here
Gay, why not write a cool religious character?

She already exists (Dust). The reason why they don't write a fundamentalist character in this same setting is because you can't make her likeable that way and it's frankly less believable... Someone her age wouldn't be balls deep in religion and retain her circle of friends without them basically treating her like a pet.
And speaking only for myself, I'm not interested in her because of her religion but rather the interpersonal relationships that fuel the drama.

absolute

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haram

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If you look closely, you can see the moment when Josh became a villain.

I think it would have been interesting, the religious contrast, the American atheism, the in group preference vs the desire of integration, the complete different mindset, etc. But yeah not many would find it interesting

*incel

I can't wait to the live action series

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Richard can do the same shit but Sue is constantly cheating on him.

Zoe and Nakia's interactions are one of the things I want to see the most. Nakia bullying Zoe for being vapid and Zoe overreacting when they hear they're rounding immigrants were among the funniest moments in the comic.

It would be hard for me to watch how bitchy she'll be at the beginning of the series.
But at least it will be worth it in the end.

>The Imam was pretty based
He is. Sucks he retired. Hope he comes back

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I still don't get how she still count as one. By all logic she can't be illegal immigrant

Gotta wait till 21 in the USA.

I kinda hope they just kiss already

I don't recall but wasn't sure born in France and brought to the US while little? She has spent way too long to basically become American, but I guess it doesn't count until you formally apply for citizenship?

She can't be illegal immigrant if her parents have citizenship

>Haram Police
THIS IMAM IS TRULY BASED!

Ask her out

#METOO #IS #FORBITCHES

Why would she slap the ass of an autistic unattractive loner who is ten years older than her? Fuck off you stupid shit.

Nice

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But you poop from there!

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Hey, Viv offered. You said you weren't up for experimenting.

Reed's only true love is SCIENCE. He usually doesn't even remember that Sue exists.

She on him with Kamala?

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She's cheating on him with Kamala*

Probably. Not that Reed would notice.

I would kiss her

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Finally, I hope it won't turn out into cuckerry for him

I'm expecting him to get cucked by, of all things, Kamala's new nanosuit.

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Heh... They're already playing up the symbiote similarities as it is.

Cum instantly

Kamala gets the Carnage Symbiote, what happens?

Could it fill her cavities while she's wearing it or do something similar as Venom for Eddie?

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I prefer the idea that the nanosuit turns her into something like this.

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Kamala's and Kang's daughter would look something like this
What she saw in him anyway?

I just hope that at least, if he don't become her boyfriend, Kamala doesn't end up kissing another boy, who will just be a Macguffin
also Yea Forums didn't hate Bruno?
a teenager fulfilling her superhero's dream, it is almost certain that she said "gross" because in her subconscious she was fulfilling her symbiote's fantasy and the symbiote only followed the canon
also based

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Missed opportunity for her wearing Venom symbiot while Peter was in her body

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What was Bruno thinking at this moment?

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something like this?
agree
cucked again

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Pity.

why this give me a boner?

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Slap her ass. What else am I supposed to do?

Cringe because while Middle Eastern women are hot, I don't wanna raise children with one of the top 3 no-fun religions.

Needs lewds.

>top 3 no-fun religions.
What are the other 2?

didn't she make that face for the habeeb guy

He understands his role.

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Kekthat hurt

Mormonism (No alcohol)
Jehovah's Witnesses (no birthdays, no holidays)

God forbid he see Marvel Rising. Or anybody else, for that matter.

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Marvel Rising Kamala is cute! CUTE!

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shit, how I hate not being able to tolerate rising, kamala is in the middle of cute/canon there

Plus she’s safe and doesn’t have to experience her dad dying which I love because I hate seeing her sad.

Based and Kamalapilled

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>Tracy scops
Faggot

A happy Kamala is a pure Kamala

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>someone saved the pic with the original filename
nice, I can't wait for someone to put on the new season to do more of these

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>happykamaladesu
She's too precious

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Her parents would probably disown her.

If by disown you mean decapitate.

...

>Sue is constantly cheating on him.
No she isn’t you cuckold stop projecting. Why cheat on a guy who has an infinitely growing penis? Namor is a betamale orbiter compared to Reed. Stop trying to break up established relationships that’ll never be broken up.

I convince her to admit she sexually harassed me and call the police.

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>t. Reed

With this and the best 3d model of Kamala in Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, I can say that my hatred of the Japanese under a lot
I've captured every scene in the episode, only I still can't name them all
the haram police?
Cute

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You're both wrong. Reed can't be fucked because Reed actively doesn't care.

He wants Sue to get with Namor so she stops bothering him.

Sue is constantly cucked by science.

You need to accept this into your heart.

That's the thing, these cucks can't handle people like Reed getting pussy, dudes got two kids but they still wanna deny he fucks his wife and that she craves it.

>Implying Reed even needs to make a response

>ywn fuck Kamala's ear
>ywn hear your cock pushing in and out of her ear
>ywn watch her seize and convulse with pleasure as you push against her bouncy brain
>ywn watch her babble incoherently as you literally mind fuck her
>ywn dump a load into her warm and inviting ear
>ywn watch Kamala listen to the cum swirling around in her head
>ywn watch her slowly heal and stretch everything back into place
>ywn consensually grope and fuck her body as her mind recovers
>ywn bask in the afterglow and listen to her cheesy jokes about "having sex on the brain," or how she "can hear the ocean now"
>ywn watch her enjoy being basically deaf in one ear, because of your cum
>ywn watch her spend as much time as possible with your cum dripping slowly out of her ear

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>ywn have a sane sexual life.

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Surrender to Mughal invasion.

>Remember that show
>Remember she was a bitch to Peter for no reason
>made the ship baiting tsundere based instead of mutual nerding out

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He is pure, I want him to win everything

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Is anyone safe from her?(It's been a while since I posted this)
>Remember she was a bitch to Peter for no reason
the avengers were supposed to have treated her like a child and she wanted to prove that she could herself, and that they put Spidey's assistant meant that they still didn't trust her
>made the ship baiting tsundere based instead of mutual nerding out
what? she simply understood that peter was not really a bad person

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>Kamala Fucks the Marvel Universe (for starters)

Someone get on this.

Is he gay?

Yeah no when I watched it she was being bitchy to him simply for patrolling the same place as her.

AHHH
someone save this? I think I'm going to redo the draw in physical, I will try to do my best when my life stops being crap
50/50 for me desu

She will soon be a new religion, be patient

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Kamala is a Garrus fangirl confirmed. What class do you think she plays?

I don't like it.

The Almighty Embiggening Cutie will bring us all into her loving embrace.

Stop projecting user

>*blush*
>Kamala why

Then I'll see how it goes

someone saw the truth

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Give her 100 lashes and force a hijab on her

Slap her for not wearing a Burka and remind her that she is dressing like a slutty whore.

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Absolutely Haram.

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>Tsundere Kamala
That would make any dick smile with joy

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Someone forgot Cheb Hura

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why everyone had the low quality pic? Is this why kamala is angry?

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Rip off her clothes and rape her bloody.

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read the filename

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She is like her ancestor, really wants that alien D

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How about I make her piss herself?

The need to breed with everything that breathes is strong in her.

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Kirking up the universe, I see.

>She's mine now Carol!

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Don't stop

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Like really don't stop

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Is that their kid?

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I'm not a fan of this ship but I'll be cosplaying Spider-Verse Miles soon. Hope I meet a qt Kamala

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bend over and ask for it to be harder

This big

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Not while you're getting futa fucked, you don't.

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I accept your challenge

Hmmm

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Man with titanium forehead really does not like the brown folk.

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>"No, that really is my ass. Wanna feel stung?"

I wanna start reading some Ms. Marvel. Any recommendations? What should I avoid?

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Kamala is a new character. So read all of GWW's run and the current one. Skip champions

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You're grounded Kamala

Why has this meeting not actually happened yet?

Who do you think Bruno is?

Tell her to at least go on a date with me or have some dinner first. Gotta build up that atmosphere.

You better treat her nice. She’s a classy girl. And cuddly.

And with her powers she can grow her clitoris into the size of a man's penis. Play your cards right, and you'll get it in the butt.

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>Kamala will never turn into your backpack
Why even continue living?

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But wouldn't it have been chopped off when she was born?

Sugar Daddy Tony?

You constantly post these types of comments and never get any (you)s. But you keep going. I think it's time for you to just quit. Do something productive.

Because she's not Apache Chief.

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More mudslides need to be like this guy, shame it's only a character and probably not even written by a mudslide.

Growing is one of her powers

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>Sorry hear to about your father Kamala.
>But if you want I'll be your new daddy

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>Tony taking advantage of an emotionally vulnerable Kamala
Nice

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Am I ruining the thread about a fictional character slapping people's asses for you?

Shit man, I'm so sorry.

Apology accepted. Just try not to do it again.

Why does bottom left Kamala have huge boobs?

Okay, what other cape gets to fuck her?

Thor

Cyclops

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All of them

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Ask Peter why he slapped my ass.

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Duh, she's bargaining.

Add her to Miles's harem

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>Miles's harem
Bendis fuck off, being at DC means we don't need to deal with this shit anymore.

>"Yep, it's real. Wanna touch it?"

Good b8

>Be super-villian
>Capture Kamala
>Find out shes islamic
>Tie her up and Start feeding her strips of bacon
>She resists at first but starts getting off on the taste
>Eventually she has a meat orgasm with bacon grease running down her face & chest from all the bacon
>She Demands porkchops next

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Kamala is such a sweetheart.

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>Not the version with the embiggned tongue

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Better.

Give her a long tounge and a mouth that looks like it's starting to mimic a pussy but still look good.

I will pay you in monnies.
If you are female I will pay you in monies and world class dickings.

Aww yeah thats hot.

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That was drawn ages ago.

>YWN have Kamala sneak out of the house to go out for pork ribs with you

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Saved

Fuck that's funny.
Especially that last line with Carl

Kek

Put her in a mating press.

GAHD DAMN!

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Stop being descriminative you racist

>the models from UA3 finally get an sfm but its a shitty quality giantess vore webm

I don't know what else I expected honestly...

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Wasn't that made before UA3's release?

It was, but I'm also disappointed that this is all it got used for.

I don't get the context. The multiple hers all seeing what?

Her new costume is supposed to look like it's retro from the 70s but I think it just looks horrible.

I think Bruno is actually Kamala's greatest villain and he is playing a super long game where he pulls her from Islam for a Jersey mirrage (That's a mirage but the reception has in a parking lot and more cars with jumping suspensions) then he leaves her with their four children. She has no practical job experience and all her training involves Wakanda tech which turns out they don't hire foreigners. She must then choose debasing herself by working for Heroes for Hire where she may die and desert her children, or not working like the majority of New Jersey.

Kamala's shapeshifting works by transferring mass between herself and the potentially-infinite other Kamalas throughout time and space. Knowing this, she came to the realization that there is no Allah like she had been brought up to believe.

tell her she can slap my ass whenever she wants and as hard as she wants if lets me sleep on her giant bare feet

great... now my dreams are made of this, of all the things that somehow work

Don't worry. Kamala will be rid of when it starts getting too clingy for her own good and she'll be back to her normal outfit again.

And then the NotSymbiote goes and attaches herself to one of her bullies and NotVenom is born

>There's a universe Kamala borrows her mass from where Peter and Kamala were never able to restore their identities
>There's a universe Kamala borrows her mass from where the brain reset only went one way, leaving either Two copies of Kamala or Two Copies of Peter imprinted on both their bodies

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If anything, my money's on Becky getting hold of it.

I start a hashtag himtoo movement and get laughed at by society.

Your ship is garbage and Cyclops is a fucking cunt. (You) are definitely more annoying than the Terra/Robinfag because at least he doesn't ship fuckin pedophilic ships because their wife left them 10 years ago and this is how they cope or some shit. Fuck you, your ship and especially fuck the mutant fucknugget Shitclops.

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Why doesn't Josh just cuck Zoe for revenge?

Be the first person to win a sexual harassment claim against a superhero, rekindling the MeToo campaign and letting fellow victims rise up.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind marrying Korra.
Bit of a hothead, but whatever.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Dumbass you are walking towards her if you are turning 360 degrees

And one night she crawl to your window to make sure that you shut your mouth

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Actually, you wouldn't.
If she slaps your ass from behind, you are walking away after a full rotation.

why would tony stark use google calendars, let along google? wouldn't he just have jarvis organize everything for him and the other avengers?

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Tony probably doesn't use it he say that because Kamala does not live in the Stark house and Google calendars is something that is free and everyone can useor at least until Kamala wants a sugar daddy and moves in with stark

Smile and wink at her

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And Kamala said she didn't want to experiment.

>gtfo outta here because I'm not some retarded pedophile

dont lie on the internet user

Maybe you like muslim children but don't project it on others, fag

Report her to the nearest mosque for haram behavior

What's he gonna do? Call the Haram Police? The guy in her town's a wuss.

Moan

And that's ok.

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>whip out the nude photograph of Burt Reynolds I always carry in case of just such an eventuality
>tape it to her forehead while she's transfixed by his winsome smile

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Based

Step 1: Cast Dragoneye
Step 2: Cast Dormina
Step 3: Cast Eternal Test
Step 4: If any anons here try to stop me, I will cast Death flies.