I wanna fuck her guys. I WANNA FUCK HER!!!
I wanna fuck her guys. I WANNA FUCK HER!!!
Mason Torres
Jackson Morales
Man, you're a virgin.
That's why you desesperate get space AIDS
Ethan Cruz
The absolute state of Yea Forums
Joseph Russell
Whatever that thing is she is isn't real, so you can't. Will never understand being sexually attracted to cartoons.
Julian Wilson
Consider the following:spring-loaded pussy
Justin King
What would that feel like? Would she just be rapidly bouncing up and down your cock until your dick snapped or you pelvis shattered?
Jackson Ortiz
For further consideration: Pogo-pussy
Jacob Anderson
wow you're so alpha, I bet you get laid like all the time
Benjamin Wood
>Not being sexually attracted to cartoons
Carter Gutierrez
Why does she have Monkey D. Luffy powers?
Evan Murphy
Geez, have some standards OP.
Jordan Taylor
nope married now, just had my second kid. I not gettin' any kind of ass right now.
Jason Evans
Boco, you have no standards.
Hunter Rodriguez
You ever seen a spring loaded trap? It'd explode onto your dick one time and probably launch you off of her, shattering your pelvis instantly while also making her puss look like someone glued one of those silicone pussy things to the bottom of her torso. Then it'd need to be pushed back in and reset like a pop gun.
Leo Brown
Sure I do. Wouldn't touch anyone from this show with a ten foot pole, for example.
Eli Powell
Kinky, I like it. Tell me more.
Andrew Nguyen
Once again the namefag has shit taste.
Evan Peterson
It's lunarbaboon's downtime. Don't remind him how hollow and suffering his life is.
Gavin Hernandez
Nope, for once boco is right.
SU is shit.
Kevin Torres
Look at this guy, with his beautiful family and meaningful relationship
You raise those kids and love that girl properly, user.
Justin Davis
Ironically, Boco also hates EEnE
Because he's a faggot
Jose Gomez
He’s lying, nobody on Yea Forums has children or a wife. He just jacks off to anime characters or Facebook pictures and pretends it’s his family.
Benjamin Cruz
Damn. What happened to Frieza?
Zachary Gomez
This thread was so close to dying and you decided to bump it back up. How do you sleep at night?
Michael Edwards
You and the rest of Yea Forums
Levi Bennett
uhhh if I did that I'd have more money lol . Seriously love my family but I miss being single everyday. That thrill when you get a chick's number and you think to yourself " Damn how long until I fuck". That's why I don't get why people could get attracted to comics and cartoons, there's so much pussy in the world.
Jacob Harris
Because fictional people can't hurt me and I can't hurt them. Real women I can get in fights with and we can both leave emotionally hurt and shit. I would not be a good boyfriend to anyone anyways so I might as well live in blissful fantasy dreaming about fictional women and let myself retreat from society. They don't need me or want me anyways, nor I them.
Austin Smith
smug gem is best gem
Jonathan Rodriguez
Hurt and pain are two things about being alive tho, not everything is gonna turn out great, but you live and you learn. Stop selling yourself short bro. One thing my pops always said you can't expect a woman to want you if you don't think you're the shit.