For some reason this is one of my favorite family guy scenes

For some reason this is one of my favorite family guy scenes

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PUNISH

YOUR

TOILET

Would you eat at outback steakhouse extreme if it was real?

No, I heard elephant meat tastes terrible.

Probably because you are a fat Amerifuck

>Bloomin' Pumpkin
Never had deep friend pumpkin before. Might be good? But Bloomin' Onions will taste better

>Elephant Steak
I bet the meat is really stringy and tastes gamey. Pass.

>Malt liquor and ranch dressing

Yeah, I'd drink it.

Of course it is you tasteless fucking shitbag autist.

You have to try baby elephant cooked in the womb

No, but if I was invited to eat Elephant by an African tribe no idea why I’d ever be in Africa I would not turn it down.

wasn't there a movie about some kick boxer going all the way to australia to save his pet elephant from being eaten?

Aside from the novelty of giant food, is there any real advantage to getting food from larger animals vs smaller ones? Other than de-boning I can't think of many.

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If I remember correctly, the way meat tastes has to do with its fat to meat ratio. Animals with more fat tastes richer than animals with less. It's why turkey tastes better than chicken, but chicken tastes better than ostrich.

Elephants don't have as much relative body fat as a pig or cow.

>It's why turkey tastes better than chicken
What

Ong Bak

Okja?

Might as well be cannibalism.

Richer not better

Jeesh

>Is your wife also named Lois
>No but if shes banging you I figure I have a chance
>(Desperately) LOIS!

The delivery sells that, Seth can be good when he tries.

>Never had deep friend pumpkin before. Might be good?
A worthwile experiment, just make sure to get the eating kind of pumpkin and not the jack o lantern kind.

Whether or not it's better is a matter of taste, but most people don't know how to properly cook a turkey .

Brine and fry, nigga

I've had properly cooked turkey. I'd still take even substandard chicken over that shit. Turkey exists to be breading for dressing and fuck all else.

That said, you're right, 99 turkeys out of 100 are too damn dry.

I'll try any food at least once especially endangered animals. Once it's off the menu it's gone for good.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)

Sailors could not get enough Green Sea Turtle.

No it's the protector. Ong Bak was about the statue head. Ong Bak was better imo.

>deep friend pumpkin
It's alright. Lightly sweet but also kind of bland