"The first thing you learn about surviving in the woods--conceal your nakedness."

"The first thing you learn about surviving in the woods--conceal your nakedness."
"Yeah, man."
"Ok. Slap a fern on there, boy. And now with some mud. There. Oh, that requires a little moss. And some moss for me. Alright, we're ready to hit the town."

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Was bart molested?

I love how it's implied that Homer touches his own 10 year old son's genitals there.

Too cartoony and sitcom-ey like a lot of Season 1.

>not Homer and Lisa naked in the woods

That's an order, fanartists. Get on it.

It's still tame compared to anything post-season 9.

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Homer and Ned Flanders naked in the woods.

Please don't project

>It's still tame compared to anything post-season 9.

Post parents have seen there kid naked user
after all you have to give them a bath.

yeah didn't he bathe Bart in the backyard in Bart the Genius?

Yes, and Lisa in that episode where Rod and Todd are trying to sneek a peek.

yup, you know it's funny how these anons try to twist anything, now I kind of wonder where they are from.

>Yes, and Lisa in that episode where Rod and Todd are trying to sneek a peek.

Well there super sheltered boys so....they figure David in the bible did it so could they?

that's kinda gay

well when your cleaning it you have to.

Gay would be sucking it or Homer putting his dick in Barts ass.

I was definitely not expecting this post at all.

season 1 is great

>Ned Flanders has huge pecs, a huge dick, and a mustache
Yes, yes, it is.

>Bart and Mrs. Krabapple naked in the woods

They said on the DVD commentary that the original draft script had a lengthy segment where Marge and Lisa talk about the "facts of life" but it was cut for time constraints.

llewd

What's wrong with that? Were you never given a bath?

My grandfather was from Italy and when I was a newborn he would grab my junk and shout "pistolini! pistolini!" Or something like that.
I guess he was just really excited to have a grandson.

>when I was a newborn
If he did that when you were 10, we'd have a problem.

I drew a fanart thing of that once though it wasn't really nude, but I don't have it anymore.

Thanks for letting us know which things are okay and which ones aren't, user. What would we do without you?

S11E5

Incredibly based and obviouspilled

>not Bart and Lisa in the woods

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What if touching genitals might not be inherently sexual?