Hussie just released a podcast telling you kindly to buy his fucking book

How ironic that the mods crusade against homestuck have actually made the threads more annoying to the people who hate them.

hussies homosexual dog-son already made homestuck 2.

Hussie, tell me what the other Lord Classpects actually do or just move on to something else.

What the fuck is he talking about? I'm not going to read all of that shit. I've read enough of Hussie's insane rambling to know it never pays off.

>Lord of Blood
You are super fucking worthless

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Lords are based.

Is there an official class test now? I thought there was only an aspect one.

Should have specific Muse Classpects too, and also at least that’s better than whatever Muse of Life is. Friendship in general is fucking worthless in Homestuck because the people who actually get shit done are mostly tremendous assholes defeated by their own incompetence AFTER gaining supreme power more than anything the heroes did.

Epilogues were "flawed on purpose" and were meant to feel like a bridge to something else, and he's been intentionally not announcing what that is or how serious he is about it. Nothing we couldn't already guess.

Homestuck is fucking over. It couldn't be more over if it tried. What could he possibly want to do with it now?

>tfw hero of light
Move over, cannon fodder. The protagonist has arrived.

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Well we can't let it go either.

Hussie can go fuck himself. And his tumblr lackeys who stole Homestuck should just neck themselves and spare us their tranny-shit.

Jane did nothing wrong, John should've become God-Emperor of Paradox Space with Terezi and Vriska as his concubines. Karkat is a failure no matter the universe, and the only reason why he "won" in the candy-timeline was because he got a cheatcode in form of ghosts.

My powerlevel autism really just wants the god damn Lord and Muse classpects explains. After that, everything else in the setting can go in the trash.

They are complete masters of their aspects. Same class, but two gendered variants.

>sburb assigns me the light class
>have the sudden urge to cull Blood players
What's happening to me...

You've finally accepted your superiority. Don't try to fight it.

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What did you want more than what was explained? A Lord is mastery over their class in a direct manipulatable manner whereas a Muse is mastery over their class in the opposite, non manipulatable way. Caliborn receives many direct benefits of his class with the promise that true power awaits him. Calliope was granted much different circumstances and was to help others to receive help herself. Even the culmination of her arc was receiving help from herself, alt calliope, helping her alt self allowed alt calliope to interact with the alpha timeline, I also have a solid theory alt calliope herself was an "Ultimate self" capable of narration altering and godhood based on her skills and the fact that her aspect, space, requires isolation for true mastery which she paid the penance for. A Lord takes, a Muse gives.

No I dont want Homestuck 2
I want deltarune
I want oceanfalls
I want hiveswap
Fuck homestuck
Fuck the epilogues
Fuck Hussie

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Haven't bought Hiveswap since I didn't know homestuck existed till a year ago. Is it and friendsim worth buying? I keep hearing its fanfic but I need my chatting teen dialogue bad.

Tfw page of space/blood. Laugh at me now while I am meek, in years I will bathe space in the blood of my enemies.

Hiveswap is a point and click adventure game with only the first 2 hour act released, everyone's waiting for the rest. Its """"canon"""" and seems to be a prequel but I'm sure you dont care at this point. The new characters are fun though

Friendsim is a visual novel where you date fan trolls, so if you arent a trollfag you shoudnt even bother. It has some funny shit with doc scratch but thats it

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>Page of Blood
OH NONONONONONO

>Canon John got to fuck Terezi in her prime
>Candy got to bang the gay out of Roxy
He was too good for this world. I hope the shit about him dying isn't permanent but I'll be damned if it didn't feel good to see him get something good after 8000 pages and the epilogue of pure egbert bullying.

Pic related me in bottom left dont let me catch u or ur girl in warpspace EVER u punk

>tfw really am a page
I can't even attach an image right kill me

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Name one (1) comic that fell as hard as Homestuck.

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Not sure if it is a proper way to say this as a TL;DR but here is what Hussie is saying:

MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING ENDING! YOUR ENDING IS CANON NOW!

So yes, all your Sans and Komaeda kissing Vriska and trans half Indian Feferi human is canon.

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Yeah, and this cunt doesn't give, she just takes and takes, and pretends she#s doing it for their own good.

If we take epilogue as itself I believe your view of yourself is the key factor in realization of ultimate selves and the immortality just/heroic system. As Dirk shows us with a heroic suicide instead of just because he saw himself as a piece of shit who needed to die. Alt Calliope is the first of the Ultimate Selves of the group and has narrowly seen herself as an unseen guiding force. I would say this also comes from her classpect the Muse which reigns her to passive force and methods. I am unclear as to whether she affects the narration in a way that really guides her to what she wants as an outcome, unlike Dirk, like a princely proper penis fucks with everything and everyone he can. Literally forced davekat to happen for gods sake. Who knows if classpect personality phenotype nonsense actually matters but I like to think its neat and diverse power level worldbuilding instead of just standard strengths.

All I took from this is that both Caliopee and Dirk, every incarnation of them, need to die.

Stop. It's already dead.

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Yes

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So a Muse of Life would be the ultimate milf?

And Aranea needs to sit on my face.

I'm guessing that bridge is probably going to be Pesterquest or Hiveswap Act 2
Regardless, we can only pray

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>So now I'm looking to all of you on the matter of where to go next. Wherever the most conscientious and invested members of fandom want to drive this universe, as well as the standards by which we engage with media in general, that will be the direction I follow.
Homestuck is headed for a catastrophe

also, reminder

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So if I don't buy it, it won't happen?

Sounds good to me.

I don’t want Homestuck 2 I want MSPA 4

hussie's bank account should be entirely evacuated and the money used to craft clothing and decorations for Sheep

>Hussie waits until all the really dedicated fans are burnt and gone, the same fanbase that dropped money on his Kickstarter or read it serially
>shits on Rex Duodecim Angelus in commentary as missing the point
>puts down serial readers in favor of archival readers
>gives the reins of driving Homestuck to the remaining fans who are fadfollowers mired in IDPOL
This is the worst timeline, he should have reintroduced commands for characters back in A6's start before we fell into this cursed timeline.

Rex Duodecim Angelus was shit though.

Hussie definitely is talking from both sides of his mouth with this fan crap regardless of RDA's quality

>thread is already over six hours old
I’m starting to wonder if spades slick did do anything wrong

SS didn't. Jack Noir however did. I'm still disappointed we didn't get a chapter-long loving description of John bashing his entire body to a fine pulp.

>didn't have the debate between the kids involve the fate of Jack Noir
>Terezi advocates hanging him
>John wants to beat him senseless
>Dave wants to inexplicably throw him in The Slammer and gets oddly passionate about it whenever the topic comes up
>Jade feels him getting his arm cut off was enough of a punishment
>Rose undecided because his necessity/slavery to fate but his instrumentation in the death of her Mom
>Alphas have no stake and have to be convinced for or against punishment

Pfff, we both know only John matters in this. The rest are just going to whine and stand around all day being useless.

Did he actually shit on Duodecim?

and speaking of shit Hussie did

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I hope Toby visits hussie with an epilogue book and beats him to near death with it
Thats the best thing that fucking baby fucking furfag can do

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Is there anything whatsoever that implys John is fucking trans. I swear this bullshit only started showing up a month ago and was some bullshit fad like that time people started shipping JohnDirk for no fucking reason other than gay representation

>tranny-john
fucking disgusting.

This can't be real

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I just checked his Twitter, it's there.

So I'm not the only one who thinks Nepeta could have pulled some serious fucking bullshit due to her powers of Rogue of Heart?

Dirk was Prince of Heart, and like Nepeta he did that thing where he made art and stories of his friends.

Well that’s great. Another character who never show any issues with their gender is going to become trans just because some psychopathed asked for it.

Stop liking Homestuck.
Start making fantrolls.

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They should depict the mspa reader as a school shooter after this

"no offense, but saying andrew doesn't care about trans people is fucking wack. he hires, on average, mostly trans people to write his property's games."

Maybe we are in the Inside of a Clown's Ass timeline?

Do God Tier characters get male parts or girly parts?

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The characters you cherish are now nothing more than malleable playthings for corporate social tinkerers.

Fantrolls are yours.
Fantrolls are the future.

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So why is transsexualism the issue on the internet?

Why does it matter so fucking much?

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it encapsulates being a mediocre writer who likes to talk about first world problems in some way. i can't figure out how

also i come across random trannies in the homestuck community who blocked me on twitter at some point lol. i didn't know that my page was even real

go away prole

It just pisses me off because I think you can make points about gender but now everything is just "Twans Wights"

Like for example, if you made a story about a grizzled old man who was actually a magical girl soul's stuck in a old grizzled body, that could be a cool story telling idea, but nah, it's all just a fucking metaphor for "twans wrights", even if that's not the intention at all.

Give me one reason why I should pay attention to anything Hussie makes

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Because he's the sort of cunt that would try to take causal revenge on people who like simple structured stories and find his stuff annoying

>all that english text
it's shit

As a writer who had tremendous inspiration from and respect for Hussie as an artist back in the Acts 1-4 times, I can't fucking believe how hilariously low he's fallen as a person and as a creative. It really depresses me and encourages me to do better than him, and more importantly, have more fucking RESPECT for my characters and the medium of work I do.

Guy hates his work, hates his fans, and hates himself, and I don't respect guys like that.

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I don’t know man, if several thousand autistic teenagers began publicly harassing me for eight or nine years straight, I’d probably lose it too

Hopefully it's just a joke. John was the last bastion

it isnt a joke is it?

How dangerous would it be to deliver pizzas on Alternia?

John's fucking dead

As if that would stop em

And he will be resurrected again. He will stomp both Dirk and Caliopee before taking Terezi and installing a Paradox Space spanning Empire with her.

it would be extremely dangerous to do anything on alternia

Hiveswap is dead, only dating VNs now.

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Place your bets: which character gets best route and which character gets worst route?

John Egbert

In a just world, only John would get an happy ending. But this is Clown World, so likely the narrative will shit on John and constantly portray Dave (faggot and failure) and Rose (dyke and useless) as the true heroes of Homestuck.

>Best
Dirk Halexander Broseph Strider
>Worst
Jade because Jade never gets anything nice

Best route is Dirk Route. It ends like with Monika from DDLC. Just Dirk.

Calliope worst one. If Cherubs don't count, Feferi route would be a boring one. For kids? Either Jane or Dave, the latter if it will hammer about being abused by his Bro. I like Dave, but knowing the events leading up to prologue, these topics are going to get brought up one way or another. Gonna be a bitch to plow through.

Best:
>Equius
Worst:
>John because it's now going to be about him becoming trans

Well, I do hope that rather than dealing with pre-Homestuck John, we become bros with Epilogue John and end up creating a timeline where he just doesn't confront Caliborn and instead decides to settle down somewhere else.
Hey, why should he sacrifice himself for people who don't give a shit about him?

Maybe if we're lucky we'll get June Egbert in the same way we got March Eridan.

Thats what I'm hoping for, as long as it doesn't actually happen in Pesterquest we chillin

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I would rather see a daughter of John who inexplicably looks like a female version of John.

You have been chosen by Hussie and are given retcon powers,
What do you do?

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Who is the mother? Jade? Rose? Roxy? Terezi? Vriska? Mom Lalonde?

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Kinda weird to think about how March Eridan was beloved on the homestuck threads here, and hated on tumblr back in the day
But if something like that happened nowadays it would be lambasted on Yea Forums and adored on tumblr for being that new Wokeness
Pretty crazy how times change

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Kill off all gay relationships, make it so Jade never got a dog-cock, Grimdorks/Kan Heir/Bluesclues/Con Heir and SpaceTime are canon, Dirk and Caliopee end up in a forever stalemate they cannot escape.

For funsies, Jade, but he'd have at least children each with every woman you listed except Mom Lalonde.

I go back in time, kill Andrew (in real life) and assume his identity and don't ruin Homestuck

>he'd have at least children each with every woman you listed except Mom Lalonde.
You had me all the way up to the word "except".

*at least 2 children

I prefer Dad Egbert/Mom Lalonde.

It's helped by the fact that March Eridan in the OG painting was ugly as sin, thus making the delusion of trannies that they could pass for real women the punchline.

Not allowing John to have Mom Lalonde.

You disgust me.

Dubs user gets it. He knows true class.

>Wanting more after that clusterfuck of a fucking ending
do I look like a battered wife?

>homestuck 2
Hussie already said that he will never write or co write homestuck again, why the fuck bother?

utterly raze everything that happened after cascade from existence

meta shit ruined the comic

if its any consolation, making June Egbert canon would require him to do some actual writing for once. That gives you at least until 2021 to stop caring about Homestuck for good.

>Best:
Aradia and/or Sollux
>Worst:
Jake or Roxy

Also John's route will either be really good or really bad

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>Dirk Halexander Broseph Strider
please do not remind me of that guy

Aww man

>>John because it's now going to be about him becoming trans

Nah, that's not gonna happen. The first volume comes out in a week & a half and the steam page shows us the outside of John & Rose's respective houses. That probably means John is Vol. 1 and so they won't have had the time to write him as trans.

he's writing for pesterquest

only the first volume like with friendsim. the rest are gonna be written by the suckups in Homestuck twitter fandom.

I really can't take the canon stakes seriously, i know it's fun to go above and beyond but it clearly doesn't mean anything now

Literally all volumes for friendsim were completed in the space of 2 weeks each, I'm hoping not but I wouldn't put it past them to add some tangent route where it happens

Who the fuck is broseph

Some guy's second middle name now

2030: andrew hussie will put anything in the comic if you ask him to, he'll write and draw it even if it's some foot fetish. he advocates for cock and ball torture

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wtf i love hussie now

Is this a reference to Jade's doggy-donger?

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I think the foot fetish was already covered in that epilogue. Vore too.

Think of more degenerate kinds. Like transformation to a rubber balloon floatie that is used for pools. Blueberry fetish. Anything

>Homestuck intentionally spirals into a horrid mess thanks to fans make all this stupid shit canon
>Leads to huge THIS IS STUPID
>Ultimate John free the narrative from everyone's control and uncanons all the stupid shit
>John tells everyone to fuck off before leaving

some guy legally changed his name to dirk halexander broseph strider

as in that's the name he has on his goddamn drivers license

He goes wild on the feet. Vriska causes a genocide on the planet with giant feet. Then he does a soliloquy about helping the teens as dirk, calliope, and the other guys going to wherever they were going stomp around

the only thing i have any interest in with this comic anymore is sburb shit. i just want it to fucking die. who fucking cares

May I direct you to check out The Genesis Project?

Same and non-stop shitposting between Vriska and Karkat.

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Oceanfalls and CANWC is already here to pass the torch

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Trolls fucking suck desu

the fuck is your problem dude? why do you think you can get away with saying shit like that????

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This

I bet Hussie legit regrets making some classes gender specific due to all of this stupid gender bullshit going on now.

>fantroll isn't ms pauling

No she needs to sit on MY face

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Katnep is gar8age.

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Hussies probably going to have Jake get molested or something and as a Jakefag I'm fucking pissed I just want him to be happy

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𝘢ny ship with karkat is garbage

Honestly the trolls look like they fucking stink
They eat weird food, sleep in slime cum, are actual fucking insects with weird blood everywhere
Nepeta literally eats raw wild animals

If I were Hussie I would have made a gag where when Dave and Rose meet the trolls in the meteor, they'd puke out of the fucking stench

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Oh God, how are they going to do Jane? Is she just going to yell Heil Hitler every five seconds?

trolls are CLEAN

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Get eaten by feral hogs you cobalt cretin.

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Dude you're going to jinx it. Hussie handles the alpha kids so bad nowadays so I wouldnt be surprised.

>implying dirk would tolerate being that close to a pair of titties

She's gonna become female Alex Jones
>"DID YOU KNOW THAT DESPITE ONLY BEING 13% OF EARTH C'S POPULATION, DERSITES COMMIT OVER 50% OF THE NON-CRIMES?

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That outfit is a total clusterfuck and I love it. And no, they're not.

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Allow me to offer a rebuttal: Blood-drenched stink baby.

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Some trolls may be unclean but that is PURELY due to their lifestyle choices.

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this one

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>tfw no one buys your cursed book

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Stinky fucking bug aliens
Jane is fucking right you should all be fucking CULLED

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Yes, and people insisted it wasn't.

Best or worst?

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did someone say goat?

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>another shitty fanon that'll dry up in a few months
Yawn

>Do you want homestuck 2 or not faggots?
Fuck no.

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if i had 100s of thousands of dollars i would buy it, to crap in! and yes that is good, despite the people who say that you paid them or whatever. Taking a crap in it transcends money

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I want Jake to impregnate me.

I hope this is what you wanted, old man.

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Obviously the best. More cute meowrails is always nice.

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calm down dirk

in the epilogues she's fine with carapacians and actually allies with them against the trolls

The God Tier Karkat, pictured here with his dear Nepeta in tow. They are much closer to their perfected, ideal forms.

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Nice cannon fodder!

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awwww i love halquius

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>in the comic dave was the one more openly flirty and crushing on jade, with jade being more subtle
>suddenly in the epilogues dave is incapable of loving her and dave is the love of jade's life
?????

What are the end ships from Homestuck?
I quit reading in Act 6 Part 1

Hussie/Failure

Rosemary

Dave's got this weird sort of Madonna-Whore complex the more I look at it. He freaks out at the thought of being attracted to any girl on more than a superficial level.

Heaven restores you in life

meh

Rosemary, Davekat, Johnrezi

John impregnates Roxy, Dave and Jade marry, Rose and Kanaya marry. Jane cucks Jake with Gamzee. Meenah comes back to life and fucks Karkat, who is now the troll king.

Dirk must confess his feelings for muscly horseman. His 13 year old self can't lie.

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-Davekat
-Rosemary although that has gotten hijacked by Dirk's wacky ass scheme
-Roxy x Calliope which is as horrible as can be expected
-John x Terezi which was actually one of the nicer parts

>Rosemary
Yeah
>Davekat, Johnrezi
Debatable
Davekat: Hussie and his cronies shitposted on Yea Forums how Davekat is real and made fun of Karezi shippers to cause controversy where one side likes it and the other doesn't. If it stays, it will always be a dumb controversial ship.

Johnrezi: Hussie memed up Vrisrezi throughout the comic and John is dead.

>davekat
>davejade
?
>jane cucks jake with gamzee
Wait, I thought he was trapped in a freezer.

There talking about the epilogues (for some reason) which aren't canon

In one timeline Davekat happens, in another it doesn't. In the timeline where it happens, it's co-dependent and both largely lose any ambitions, even as Karkat's race is being genocideded. Dave is generally established to be a horrible piece of shit and a massive loser who doesn't actually care about the people around him, masquerading his egotism as self-pity.

Book commentaries have Hussie shit on both Karezi and Katnep, with wondering if the former had become Davekat shippers.

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Baby is you is Toby Fox's true magnum opus

Thankfully it was torn apart by the end of the epilogue.

I for one welcome my new wife

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>Wait, I thought he was trapped in a freezer.
You can blame Caliopee for that.

Karkat is a weeny, Dave a failure. No surprises there.

Ironically Karkat is not a weenie. When he gets away from Dave he lives up to his full potential.

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femJohn would've dominated the shipping charts so bad, no kidding.

what homestuck characters would use grindr?

Yeah, in the "different gender-pronouns are a revolutionary invention in story telling" timeline, where Caliopee shits everything up.

Why do so many people insist on making the kids brown?

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Heirs own Seers.

Candy!Karkat waging people's protracted war against Jane was the only good thing to come out of his character since 2011.

That's the thing about Karkat. No one lets him be righteously angry.

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Any pale shade is bad.

White = Bad

Asians = Bad

you a kantuna shipper?

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homestuck made me hate women solely for reinforcing the metaphysical concept of yoko ono's existing to suck out any creative life out of an already established work

Homestuck made me hate this new era where creators can simply ruin their own work more and more instead of just being dead
Imagine if Homero was still alive to add gay porn to Odyssey

brown jade cute

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actually i think it made me hate creators that are more receptive to their womanly trickery. those that sacrifice the integrity of their creative projects for titties are the weakest thing on this planet

I love this drawing because 1) it depicts my kids and 2) it provides canon proof for all my height headcanons.

sidenote: the alpha kid ascension shot shows that Jake is shorter than Dirk. guess prospit boys are all buff manlets.

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Why do the girls in Hussie's early sketches always look so terrifying?

>big tall amazonian Jade that can break the hips of any puny strider

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Karkat = Worthless

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>that 90 page comic that's a little red riding hood parody where giant amazon jade dresses up as dirk and fucks dave

I lost count of how many succubi sank their fangs into Hussie and left the comic with permanent scars, all with their own unique bite marks.
Homestuck is a gigantic lesson of what NOT to do with your projects.

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Reminder all trolls, both male and female, have tentacle penises.

where's the link

Trolls are from the good timeline where people just pretend to have sex and sexual desire. from Old Hussie's lost notes

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74186795

>John was able to fuck Terezi without freaking out
Nah

Youre implying John didnt get fucked
Youre also implying the epilogues are actual canon

I am implying that Terezi has a glistening puffy seer pussy (like all female seers) and that John's massive meat hammer ascended it, yes.

Dirk's a little taller, but not by much. He also has broader shoulders and skinnier legs than Jake.

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The epilogues are thankfully canon, since Homestuck's ending is trash without them.

It's trash with them. Jade deserves better.

Knights own Thieves.

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it's 100% trash with them. without them also

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Hiveswap ep 1 is super cheap but also super short. You can buy it have some laughs from combining diffrent items. I personaly liked, and ep 2 is soon™ (plz tell me it is). As someone who has never played a VN before, are friendsims worth it?

Jade got the short end of the stick along with Roxy and some others, but it's worth it for fixing the ending and salvaging multiple characters from the pits of boringness.

It damn well is.

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>implying John didn’t get rammed in the ass by Terezi’s bad dragon dick

Bro in the worst possible way
Dave, but he's too spaghetti to message anyone
Equius because he wants to get topped, obviously
Jake but he doesn't get why no one wants to chat before sending hole pics

Dirk uses Scruff and Karkat is exclusively on Jack'd.

You're a big troll.

the dialogue really makes this.

this makes katnep look like /ss/

I need more images like this now

What if it was

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May as well be from a timeline that never was.

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god i still fucking long for the 10 year old timeline. it hurts so much

It's not soon. There's no way they're releasing it before pesterquest, and pesterquest is on a 5 month release schedule starting September. Expect a 4/13/20 release for Hiveswap.

Friendsims are only good if you really like trolls.

Jade wants to be in an icky heterosexual relationship and that's bad.

>Vrisdavekat
>Meentula

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Adding trash ontop of trash doesnt make trash better, user.
Also they're not canon.

Ewwwwwwww

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>NTH
Shame he turned out to be a literal pedo.

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God forbid the relationship with actual chemistry, clear attraction, and shared interests comes to fruition.

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No game over. Instead there is abig battle agains a HIC that is slowly morphed into battle against jacks. Eventualy act 7 happens. Epilogue is alpha kids wandering caliborn session. Dirk talks to Yabaloth and rejects his choise, saying that he dosent want to kill himself or someone else. SS head is in MSPA tower and in fact it's main component. Comic ends with john punching trough black hole and creating new universe.

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DESTROY SBURB, THE REAL VILLAIN

Nah, her tentacle wrapped around his dick and pulled him deeper into her to properly fertilize and impregnate Terezi.

That isnt real right

The only worthwhile thing from the epilogues is troll genitalia is compatible with human genitalia.

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It's from the opening scene of Pesterquest.

>MSPA Reader hops over to Earth C to fix the garbage epilogue
I hope he beats up Dave.

*ahem*

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#Nepilogue

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Was Lord English a shit villain?

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Hussie doesn't hate himself or his work, he just loves trolling.

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of villains, he's probably the Best. hopefully he invades andrew hussie's skull and starts working his way through to create some good content.

delety

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I'LL FUCKING DO IT

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You aren't gonna do a damn thing! Just give it a 8r8k.

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Nepeta ball

This is the only other one I've got.

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¡La Nepebola!

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>there will never be another album that isn't dating sim shit
>there will never be another flash
>homestuck will never be good again
why live

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The porn.

Name one (1) person who's still making good porn

redskinnedmess

Actual Homestuck:
>Rosemary
>Vrisrezi

Meat Epilogue:
>Johnrezi
>Davekat
>RoxyCallie
>DirkRose

Candy epilogue:
>Roxygen (but dies by the ending)
>DaveJade (but dies by the ending)
>Jane/Jake/Gamzee (but dies by the ending)
>Meenkat
>Rosemary

That's the majority, may have missed a few

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Homestuck rewrite NOW.

Whats the deal with Fiesta Roxy, March Eridan and June Egbert?

>>Vrisrezi
yay
>>Johnrezi
no
Thanks you though for telling me.
I didn't know there were different endings but I guess it's like Problem Sleuth or something whatever.

The last is a shitty headcanon that Twitter (formerly tumblr) is pushing, because, as usual, they're garbage.

Leavve Lord English to me!

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FUCKING DELETE THIS

>it's like Problem Sleuth
Please do not sully PS by comparing its ending to Homestuck. Every character was wrapped up succinctly and the very end was the PS crew finally making headway for presumably new adventures in the real world.

It's from the official Calendar for Homestuck probably.

>Please do not sully PS by comparing its ending to Homestuck
Did you read my original comment? I didn't read the end for homestuck. I just vaguely remember one of the characters using candy in Problem Sleuth during the ending and something about ham.

hey, id recognize that hit podcast anywhere

Oh, Hussie lives in San Francisco now.

Am I hearing a call for more from my fellow vriskat shippers?

Also where the johnradia bros at, they vanished when john fucked terezi but it's the best crack ship.

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By the way the premise of this thread is bullshit, Andrew didn't "release" this podcast it's just some annoying homestuck fans reading shit he said.

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:33 < R333333!!!!!!

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If anybody else has any good vriskat (And I mean good I didn't post a ton of shit I found cause it sucked) lemme know I love you all okay mwah mwah kisses

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he did however declare John Egbert to be trans.

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Johnrezi is one of the undeniably kino things to happen in the epilogue, the other being Ultimate Dirk

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Lab Zero, The Creator of Skullgirls kinda did the same thing.

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You fucking shipper fags are the reason we arent allowed to post Homestuck anywhere anymore

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>shipping johnradia
>not johndamara

Well yeah, the main janny who deletes these threads is a davekat shipper, for realsies.

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>karkat
>communist
I don't see it.

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June Egbert is going to be Canon. The first person who found hussie Toblerone asked for him to make juene Egbert Canon
mobile.twitter.com/andrewhussie/with_replies?lang=en

>meenah a tankie
>dirk, who idolised resistance fighter alpha dave an ancap
>trot kanaya
>TANK MEENAH

I am disgusted. The authoritarian right square is almost spot on though.

the amount of retweets on all that homestuck stuff is kinda pathetic

Include the other carapacians and guardians you twat.

>literally wields a sickle

come on.

Nepeta rigged it from the start, nya

Turns out nobody reads Homestuck anymore.

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>weapon of choice is a sickle
>true color inside is red
Sounds pretty commie to me.

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also
>waging guerilla war against the state
he's basically a maoist.

The Kat bone's connected to the Nep bone.

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the funniest thing about this graph is that it doesn't even include 2011-'13, aka the period of time where homestuck was at its peak. the graph doesn't start until june '14, aka 8 months into the gigapause. yet that little spike when the epilogue dropped is still only a fraction of the size of the act 7 spike.

Hussie can fuck off. Cunting faggot ruined what could have been great

It's the same spike as the friendsims. Nobody fucking cares anymore. This whole "EVERYONE WANTED TRANS JOHN" shit actually means that about 30 or 40 people clamored for it.

Here's the full chart, true peak was sep 2012 when the Kickstarter happened, conclusive proof it killed homestuck

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I hope he punches Dirk and tells him how stupid the ultimate self concept is

Doubt it. Gonna be either about Bro abuse, Davebot self, or his gay love for Karkat.

B-but everyone needs to achieve their ultimate self!

>shirt is breath blue

Did Tom Siddel actually draw this or was this just a very convincing fan?

Gunnershit Fail himself, he did a few pieces of homestuck fanart back in the day

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I have to confess, the fact that Homestuck will never be as good as it was ever again, and will never ever have a satisfactory conclusion under the pretence of meta horseshit is slowly beginning to sink in. I dunno. Maybe Hiveswap'll be alright. I liked the first Act, I even thought the friendsims were alright.
imgur.com/a/o38iI#0
Here's an album of most of, if not all, of Andrew Hussie's various drawings and sketches in relation to Homestuck/MSPA.

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Karcuck

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As far as I've been able to tell, it's real.
m4g3ofm1nd.tumblr.com/post/51046548523/tom-siddell-has-drawn-homestuck-fanart

I only got porn.

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If you cloned yourself (which is legal in most states) would you call your clone your son or your brother? You could just call him your clone, but then what would he call you?

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What does some insta thot have to do with Yea Forums?

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Based Nepeta shipper knows which one is her nemesis ship

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I think they'd be like an identical twin, so basically a brother or a sibling or whatever.

Well, yeah. Genetically it's the same as having an identical twin brother, but I mean if there's a significant age difference between you and your clone, to the point you're basically raising him as your son, would you still call him your brother?

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This one's left.

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I mean, I'd still say siblings, cause there's been cases where a sufficiently older sibling's served as the legal guardian for a younger sibling, but I see what you mean. It's probably best not to think too much of the genetics aspect of Homestuck.
Rad. Thanks.

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The worst thing about current HS fandom is that no one draws porn anymore.

They do, you just have to know where to look.

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I only ask because from what I've been able to tell, in the long run cloning might be cheaper than paying child support.

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I don't want a homestuck 2, I want something that is to homestuck what homestuck was to Problem Sleuth. And that's something that's not gonna happen.

Too bad, Hussie's punishment is that he's forever Homestuck.

maybe the lesson of Homestuck is that you should stay in your home universe to be murdered by a Dog, instead of traveling to a new universe that will gradually transform into Clown World.

It's a lesson about escapism

Move your, body
Til' the end of time
I go, crazy
Thinking about you

I n33d your love, 'cause I'm on fiyah!

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I dont mind the hiveswap/friendsim characters, but I know that the final execution is going to be garbage, I just want it to end. I'll still buy all the games anyways just to see what happens.

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breedslut jade doesn't count, it's too boring.

Then it's obvious your real problem is that you have incredibly shit taste.

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Now that gay people are "acceptable" we gotta move on to the next "oppressed" thing. Even though everything about being trans is weird and creepy.

I was wondering why there’s so little Hiveswap porn

Nobody fucking cares about Hiveswap
Homestuck is dead

youtube.com/watch?v=w0haC4QkPO0
I want to go back, bros

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>Do you want homestuck 2

I absolutely do not.

ANGEL

im going to make a comic thats way better than anything one andrew hussie would be capable of. entirely about Skrillex

Nangel

I just want to nut

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Then nut to Rose like a normal person

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Homestuck may be relatively irrelevant now but you're not the one who decides if it's over.

Awwwwwwww

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I've always had a soft spot for fem!John

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Too bad it 's trans John.

Nep was the best Figher of the group, her game power let her manipulate souls to some degree, and her moirail was a wall of muscle. Nepeta could have been the most powerful heroic character had she not only been created so Hussie would have a Leo.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

Fantrolls are the future.

idpol, as always
people are unable to figure out why their lives suck so much, so instead of doing something concrete, they just complain about stuff on the Internet, where they're ever sure that posting on Twitter is making an impact on the world (spoiler, it hardly is and very rarely does)

Leos are generally born leaders, but Hussie wanted to have Karkat/Cancer lead despite he admits it was Aradia being the MVP.

>I AM GOING TO FUCK MEENAH'S FISH PUSSY!
What did Karkat mean by this?

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Yes, Jack Noir is better

trannies are the only ones stupid enough to write homestuck for free

Tag urself Fef here

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Is there anything remotely close to homestuck? So far only CANWC and oceanfalls piqued my interest

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I'm the guy plowing fef

Oh you

How do we make Hussie racist again?

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Football 17776.
It’s short but superior.

fucking thank you
it's been more than a decade, it's time to move on

based eridan poster

Did I say plowwing? Did I even say plowiing? No, I'm not roleplaying, I'm just me, and I'm the guy plowing fef
nutrollmales btfo

He still is, but he's got sensitivity readers now.

Ah, I see you're a fellow man of culture.

17776 is so fucking good, it's even got a character that's basically early dave
it's silly and yet it has a real emotional core that asks serious questions about human nature

The fuck is pesterquest? Just finish Hiveswap act II

A normal person might find the idea attractive, so as to make a character rant about how everything has gone to crap, and wonder as to what has happened.

but such vigor would ruin the soft baby escapade hussie lives in today

racism is the key to quality. even God was racist, thus he said "let there be light"

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If you try to, a bunch of tweenage dipshits will throw a shitfit and report you.

>janky animation
This is what two million gets you huh

letting teenagers get into homestuck was a mistake, it was best when the audience was hussie's fellow late-20s irony weirdos

t. person who got into homestuck as a teenager

Would say that tumblr art style porn is okay for them.

But anything like anime or ones that make them look exactly what their character is suppose to look like(like Dave's hair actually being a hair and not noodle), pretty, or have pale skin...is not allowed.

I didn't ask for these feels user...

/r/ing a picture of Homestuck burning to the ground and a crowd watching, and one guy in the crowd says "Well, at least it wasn't straight!"

POST MIDNIGHT CREW.

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Reminder that yesterday was Hussie's 40th birthday, and he is now officially middle-aged

Reminder that no one his own age will give him the time of day and he exclusively hangs out with 20-something hipsters

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Everything you enjoy will eventually be ruined by transtrenders

Maybe he’s having a midlife crisis

I fucking love lipstick!

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Good.
He does not deserve peace

I love fucking Rose.

Is it a midlife crisis if he's already spent the last 5 or 6 years of his life the same way?

He's a canon seifuku fetishist, the ship sails itself.

Hmmm, good point.

I prefer to think of her as John's daughter.

What are they up to now?

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He wasn't doing this eboy shtick before, he's pushed himself even further down the downward spiral

based eridan poster

I JUST WANT IT ALL TO FUCKING END
WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS LEADS TO ACCELERATIONISM
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TRY TO ENJOY ALWAYS GO TO SHIT
I DIDNT EVEN LOVE HOMESTUCK BACK THEN I JUST TOUGHT IT WAS SORTA COOL

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>wanting to fuck John's daughter
That's asking for a hurricane to destroy your house

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reminder that john is now trans

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The series is done. Just ignore everything that came afterwards.

IIRC Boxcars is still trapped in the calendar. It also wouldn't be odd to know the dignitary has been bussy fucking Dad Crocker this whole time.
I genuinenely have got no idea of what's up with CD, poor thing.

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Just ignore it

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That's the good shit

>there are retards that think dave and karkat are good together because "DEY BOTH HIDE BEHIND A MASK!"

Imagine being such a dipshit your criteria for a good relationship is thematic similarity.

god dammit bros i want to go back

Pesterquest is mspa reader upset at the end of homestuck and going into the comic to interact with people

That doesn't even work when literally every fucking Homestuck character's got some sort of bullshit about hiding their true self behind a mask.

*makes you trans*

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Ftm or mtf

>Hussie is literally going full JK Rowling
How long until we learn that trolls just shit on the floor and have a grub clean it up?

>wearing nail polish in his eboy pics
Is hussie gonna come out as trans

No wonder he's suicidal in the epilogues!

Did you not read book 4s commentary that went into detail of vriska changing tavros died

Finally, a man of culture

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Oh yes, another one of igpd's famous stupid memes.

roger roger

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>tfw we created ipgd and got her into hussie's inner circle
was hsg partially responsible for the downfall of homestuck?

Oh definitely. It's the eternal punishment.

Yes. It was our punishment for being awful

Who the fuck would want more homestuck after Hussie gave the epilogues to a 20 year old fanfiction writer that gave Jade a dog penis?

Just stop it, stop it, it already reached lower lvls than anyone thought it would be possible, just imagine how bad it would be if this shit continued.

But of course. The crap of Homestuck had to come from somewhere, fervent hope digested by a cruel man.

Ummm sweetie the dog penis was great!

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>implying /hsg/ didn't meme about it for years
Fucking newfag

At least some of their interactions were good. The penis ouija scene was hilarious

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Whatever happened to Chazz and whatever genitals they had

>implying that Hussie ever stopped being racist
Ever noticed how there is only white people in homestuck multiverse? Ever noticed how new mankind is a bunch of extremely inbreed white people?

I was fine with them being bros and their interactions in terezi intervention

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They were normal

Hussie's fourth reich. Hidden genius?

I only ever see people talking about ipgd ruining homestuck when people say "she betrayed us!!" Whenever we actually talk about what went wrong with Homestuck its usually Shelby or Cohen. I havent seen people actually bring up what ipgd did to ruin homestuck, what was it

I kinda agree with this as in Candy wouldn't have been the best timeline for Dave and Jade to have a kid(s)

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>the scene of them fighting and karkat biting him in fury is a great indicator of a relationship

Cohan was brought on after the damage was done. Piggie was like sheeve whispering in Vader hussie ear about how the fan base would l implode from a thing or to do something else instead

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Neck yourself. Neck yourself, and remove all evidence that you ever existed because anyone using "sweetie" deserves to die in the most painful way possible.

The chapter where Jade has a dog penis was written by her, for starters.

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Its ironic your idiot

I thought v wasn't piggy

She sapped away his edge as a solitary misanthrope

That doesn't sound like its for starters considering it was years later

Also I don't remember her being involved with the epilogues, unless people still seriously think she's V? Even though iggy piggy's all incest trauma-y and V's the guy challenging people to tell him what's wrong with incest.

Also V's art is way better than Iggy Piggy's.

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>no timeline where Jade is happy and has the family she wants
>but it's okay because Dave is gay or something

The more i see of this kind of person, the more I think they're straight up horrible people who try and mask that horribleness behind their sexuality.

>implying people can't improve their art in years

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Its not too late for her to impregnate rose via rape in candy

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>the more I think they're straight up horrible people who try and mask that horribleness behind their sexuality.

Welcome to Tumblr (now Twitter).

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FUCK, I just realized WV looks like a Jawa

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Their artstyle's are pretty different man, and V's been posting under his actual alias, ctset, since 2017. I really don't think they're the same person

Also whoever's doing all this midnight crew posting is pretty based

Wait if John is now a trans girl can she get with kanaya and leave rose bot and terezi to rot

>sup mayor
>Utini!

I didn't like the idea of trans John, but if it's for hooking up with Kanaya, I would allow it.

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Kanaya needs someone who will actually treat her right. John wouldn't pull a rose on her

That's CD actually, but it still pretty much applies here too.

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It's amazing how furious the average homestuck fangirl is over this concept.

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dave and karkat's broship was brilliant and i loved that dynamic, it was really funny too. but they're absolutely fucking terrible as a couple and there's no chemistry there whatsoever, it just doesn't work at all

Their dynamic by year 3 where karkat is actually worried John and jade won't like him and Dave reassures him was great. Bro dsvekat was great

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Exactly.

He would visit her in the caverns, try to help take care of the grubs, even if Kanaya says she would be fine doing it herself and the others, but John still wants to be a good person to help her.

Helps raise the grubs as his own children, even if they aren't fully related to him.

The only way to fix Homestuck is a new universe with new characters, you can't even use alternate versions of the old ones because of that multiverse hive mind bullshit.

I'm pretty sure homestuck 2 will be about the ultimate sburb session with all the old characters appearing in the background occasionally

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That's why I keep making it.

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i have a friend who's unironically trans (ftm) and he bitches about this sort of thing
like he tried to join a support group for trans people at his college just because he was curious to meet some other trans people and what he found was that a lot of them made being trans the center of their existences and also got mad at him for having non-trans friends

>he
You mean she

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That's what I mean. They're shitty people and they hide behind their sexuality as an excuse to never improve.

>also got mad at him for having non-trans friends
Sounds like the kind of thing cults do. Do gay people do this? Do paraplegic people do this?

i don't know
i know deaf people do though, there have actually been papers written about it as a distinct culture and it's really insular

Tumblr-tier people do.

>Do you want homestuck 2 or not faggots?
NO. FUCKING NO.

That actually makes sense. They literally have their own language.

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Was it kino?

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He did multiple times and I consider it ended, anyone who's not a complete brainlet should too.

You can't "end" something multiple times only to bring it back with less and less appeal, miss me with more off site postepilogue extended universe content bullshit. Then again this is the same comic where the last sixth is synonymous with the last fucking half, know when to fucking end shit.

Yeah but too little too late.

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Well that's too bad kid because you are gonna get it and its gonna have even more horrible shit to enrage you

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Oh boy, I can't for all one thousand people left in the Homestuck fandom to read it!

Homestuck threads on Yea Forums are miles better

>spamming images of jade tits instead of katnep
u 4 srs brah

Dude, Jade canonically got a dog penis and used this dog penis to fuck Karkat and Dave asses at the same time more than once.

It can't get any worse, this is obscure porn tier of weird shit.

ironically the obscure porn is better written

Threads out of their native boards tend to be better

Yea Forums threads on Yea Forums also tend to be better

They'll find a way.

Jade Tits are good.

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>Yea Forums
>better at anything
Sounds fake but okay
Okay y'know what, the first user might be right.

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

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Obscure porn has a vested need to be, otherwise it brings you out of your fapping immersion. Hussie normally can spit out garbage and the few sycophants left will eat it up.

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STRIDER
HEART TO HEART
DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A FOOL
YOU MAY HAVE PLAYED ME
BUT MY HEART BELAYED ME
I WANT TO BE YOUR BABY MAMA

>Dare you enter my magical realm

>used this dog penis to fuck Karkat and Dave asses at the same time more than once
Uh-
I mean there's no way she wouldn't have.

>dungeons and dogsex 4th edition

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I wish Arm Retrieval could have been Hippo and Nate and maybe some of the other PCP who read Homestuck. I really wanted to enjoy a comprehensive HS readalong from the perspective of readers who once loved the comic but were burned by Act 6&7, but Muchy and his teenage friends drove me up the fucking wall.

The issue isn't that she couldn't, it's that the concept was there in the first place.
Hussie talks about "challenge fandom perspectives" or whatever pretentious shit he found in his ass cavity, but then he ultimately gives the people in the fandom the shitty things they want. Davekat is all perfect and glosses over the problems of the relationship, Roxy's trans and in love with an alien child, etc.

That is CUTE

>people are talking about how Dad was a bad father now that John is trans because he kept calling him "son"

DON'T YOU FUCKING DO THIS

Oh hey, you ever going to do a longer comic again?

dude, Dad fought John with cakes and whatnot, he's obviously abusive! you're just not seeing the subtext cleverly implanted by Andrew "the genius" Hussie.

Sauce on this heresy?

I'm doing a pregnant shortstack Jade/Dave gangbang. I want to do something John-Rosey but can't really think of a good scenario that works for a longer comic.

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But Mom of course, being a woman, is just a well-meaning lady who got caught up in all the bad stuff!

>Hussie turned literally everyone lgbtq+
>still not a single non white human in any story or game so far

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They are white. Look at the sprites. YOU CAN SEE THE CHARACTERS!!!

>pebblepunt

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>play WoW Classic
>you losers are still bitching
Dum8 Karkatfags

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youtu.be/KIZneMx59sg
Yes

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WRONG

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youtu.be/gfiwU2f-ts4

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They are literally coded as #FFFFFF

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I weird how some many people try to push them as dark skinned when all those characters are clearly white people stereotypes.

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This specter has actually haunted him for ages.

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>the music team is fucking dead

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Vriska
Serket

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I miss the days when everyone drew anime.

can fluff my hog.

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Same. At least it was easy on the eyes.

I’m glad these people don’t draw porn

I miss the days when everyone didn't want everyone to be ugly.

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I honestly hate Dirk so much, he's so fucking pretentious in a comic where Rose arealdy exists.
Also we're 550+ posts in on Yea Forums which means all the mods are probably in a massive gay orgy right now to not notice this thread

>2019: "add a trans character"
>he gives up with no effort

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>learn to draw ugly people
You first.

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Never Forget

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Damn, I can't believe beautyshaming is an uinmronic thing now

Pale skin wins!

>learn how to draw ugly people

Wat? They are literally intentionally making them ugly? Why? I could understand if they said "beaty is subjective" but not this.

This is great, teenagers are boring.

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dude, that's so nice! who drew that?

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I miss the good times

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>A Seer has entered your session

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Social marxism

That's what happens when their forums go down

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Daily reminder that Homestuck humans were all canonically described as being attractive, even in the epilogues, specially Jake.

Just a little more and we can hit 600 posts just in time to show dominance over Yea Forums

I don't know, I saved it back in 2011.
Basically though all the beauty-shaming fuckos talk about ugliness, but the truth is they're just not good at art and use it as an excuse. There's a difference between something being ugly, and something being visual vomit.

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My theory? It's a reaction (kinda like how postmodernism was a reaction to modernism and so on) to how Tumblr used to only draw white twinks with that damned red nose which caught on, and now is the norm.

>Jake and Jade are actually the most attractive Homestuck characters
>by and large get art that makes them the ugliest
Why

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Where the FUCK is Kankri's ass

>tfw the heirs fucking seers meme you pushed has caught on

Good.

is
shit

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read igig

Characters are literally made to be appealing. No one wants to be an ugly fat slob. They want to be a beautiful brave hero. When Homestuck, Overwatch, etc get criticized for having appealing characters it just reveals how insecure the critic is.

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So is Equius gonna fuck Terezi to death? Is Mituna gonna fuck Kankri's ass? Are we allowed to mix and match?

These artists are stupid as hell. They can't even name one popular ugly character other than Rocky from Mask.

You don't make your characters ugly unless there's a good purpose for it. Nobody likes to look at ugly characters, thus it's less likely for your art or characters to be popular. They probably just make them ugly to be a contrarian social marxist idiot.

Yes

>No one wants to be an ugly fat slob.
These people do. Why do you think Dave became one?
Ambition and wanting to improve yourself are toxic qualities.

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I just realized that Jade tries to do just that.
>Partying slut settles down and tries to be a good, loyal wife
>punished for it

And to think this is the same guy who once said "they can be any race but black"

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Oh hey, I've fapped to that bushy troll bitch

I love the way Huss draws eyebrows on girls.

JEBSTUCK

Attractive eyebrows on a gal are an overlooked quality.

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Did you hear katnep user? If you wish really hard your ship will finally become true.

How do we fix MSPFA bros

...

Only if you find a toblerone in San Francisco.

Less kids
Less wannabe Homestuck
???
PROFIT

That should have been MY lucky Toblerone! Son of a bitch!
(I'm all the way across the country from where they were hidden.)

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What if Hussie does the June thing, but in a shitty genie way?

less children
less adults who actually think getting into the what pumpkin team is a worthwhile goal
gimme time to finish my comic
???
RESULTS

Literally bec noir in real life and we fucking deserve it.

I'm really disappointed whenever I see Dave content nowadays. He is so far removed from who he used to be that it's just sad. The man who would die for his friends, worked hard to improve his skills, and never once complained about the numerous deaths he went through, is just gone by the end of Homestuck. Why is gay useless Dave the one the fans wanna see?

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San Francisco has a problem with people shitting in the streets

600 posts, jesus fuck.

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600 replies
Now you've done it Houselodgers, you have angered my wrath
Prepare yourselves

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This one gif is more entertaining than all of collide.

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ESTO ES EL FIN, VRISKA!

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Because, he's gay and not fucking Jade, and that's all the maters.

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Did you skip the intermission, or know anyone who did?

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HYPER-REALISTIC EYES

>sexuality is the only part of your psychological development
ffs

Eridan should've lasted longer as an antagonist.

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Bec noir is badass tho.

Pissing in an ocean of piss