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What if Ant-Man ________________________________________________ Thanos

What if an amnesiac Red Skull became Captain America?

What if Steve and Bucky kissed...
haha just kidding...
unless...

What if Spider-Man would have become a supervillain?

Full blown villain, flips his shit when Uncle Ben died and breaks bad.

Webshooter

What if Falcon had his bird speech powers fro mthe comics?

What if the Disney/Sony split never happened?

What if they beat Thanos and nobody had to die?

What If Thanos wanted to fuck half the universe.

He snaps his fingers and BAM everyone gets fucked by a huge purple

There are way too many scenarios in Infinity War to explore here.

>What if Loki had USED the Tesseract instead of trying to butter Thanos up?
>What if Gamora hadn't balked and told Thanos where the Soul Stone was?
>What if Strange hadn't surrendered the Time Stone because his future vision told him to do it?
>What if Quill hadn't been a little bitch and actually focused on getting the gauntlet away from Thanos before going apeshit?
>What if Thor went for the head?
>What if Cap had considered asking Lang for help during the fight?

Thanos got the stones purely on flukes and people being dumb.

What if the X-Men had been part of the MCU from the start.

What If Thaddeus Ross became the Hulk?

What If Yinsen escaped the cave and became Iron Man?

What if Dr. Erskine injected himself with the super soldier serum and became Captain America?

What if Thor never redeemed himself and Tyr became worthy of Mjolnir in his stead?

What If Peggy was kidnapped and trained in the Red Room Academy from childhood?

What if Hank Pym never fell out with Stark?

What if Hawkeye died in Budapest?

What if Howard Stark formed the Avengers Initiative?

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What if Miles Morales actually had a good original story. What If comics actually started being good again instead of being written by hacks that are also cucks.

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What if Scott Pilgrim's fights against the seven ex's got in the crossfire of one of John Wick's shoot outs?

What if the MCU kept Spiderman?

What if I had friends and wasn't so alone?

What if Janet had never been lost in the Microverse so she helped form the Avengers with Hank, Peggy and Howard?
Geriatric Avengers

It's the regular movies but in "What If Mode"

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What if everyone was the Hulk?

What if the MCU movies and the tv shows were actually connected

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What if "Superman didn't suck?"

what if Spider-man was still in the MCU

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So, how does the Captain Peggy what if end? I'd like it if she and Rogers never met, and since she has no one to live for, she's the one to die and kill Thanos.

>the very first episode of “What If...?” is about if Kevin Feige just bit the bullet and paid Sony $10 billion to get the rights to Spider-Man back in the MCU

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What if Aunt May got hit by a Radio-Active Spider?
What if black people lived in the moon?
What if Jamaican Bob Sled Team?
What if porridge came back as a breakfast meal?
What if Captain America found out middle America was murdering itself over and over again every time a new illicit substance gets invented?
What if Bucky was gay in the one 1950s way where he hates fems, gets married and has the most epic beard lifestyle you could imagine?
What if women could actually into consciousness?
What if Angelina I'll me put on a few pounds?
What if Peggy Carter's tits got mentioned 14% less on Yea Forums?

What if Ant-Man made the fastball special with Hulk and Spider-Man in Endgame

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Obligatory "What if Spider-Man was Spider-Man?" post

What if CIA really shot a guy before throwing him out of a plane?

What if X-men was a fuck?
What if Charles Xavier became Captain America?
What if Cyttorak was inside Cyclop's head?
What if Mutants took their ball and went home?
What if Beyonder had black curly hair?
What if Jamaican Bob Sled Team?
What if Technology made every one Wall -E fat get didn't harm the environment?
What if Spider-man took responsibility of The American News Media?
What if Avenger's Tower got lanced from space, killing everyone except Thor and Hulk?
What if Greenland was for Hulks?
What if Canada produced less television shows?
What if Canada produced MORE television shows?
What if Starforce didn't shit the bed against Thanos?
What if Starforce was secretly Hydra the whole time?
What if Hydra increased serotonin production by 53%?
What if Tomogotchi's were less fun than pogs?
What if Pogs gave dogs snogs?

What if Mark Waid was Wark Maid?
What if Stan Lee was Stan Lee?
What if Mark Ruffulo looked like a luvable baby that no one could hate?
What if Hulk was a Men's Rights character and there's nothing you could do about it because Hulk is the Strongest one there is?
What if She-Hulk was like meh, at the beginning of Old Man Logan?
What if Yea Forums posting paid no matter what you posted as long as you were a flesh body who remembered hating and loving their parents?
What if Sascatchuan was Seus Catch Juan?

What if shit posting has standards?
What if chew chew! Chew chew?
What if the Kiebler Elves had a gargantuan metal tree like Avatar?
What if divided by zero?
What if MEMES?

What if every Christian soul hasn't been taught to avoid learning, master swordsmanship, but land and ship cotton?
What if continuity meant I get to have a job no workouts could harass me at?
What if I fall asleep right now?

What if Peter's uncle Ben was the Raimiverse Ben, is still alive, and found out Peter has a crush on a black chick?

What if Thanos won Endgame?

But Thanos did win. He killed half the universe, retired to Planet Stardew Valley and died knowing he'd completed his life's work.

What if Mario had a gun?

He'd team with a bunch of retarded rabbits who cosplay as him and his friends.

What if OP made good threads?

What if the Ancient One was a Tibetan man?

BANNED IN CHINA

I'd have actually watched it

>What if Quill hadn't been a little bitch and actually focused on getting the gauntlet away from Thanos before going apeshit?
Here's what.
>Nebula clocks Quill across the head and knocks him out.
>Spidey gets the Gauntlet off.
>Strange opens a portal (the same kind he made Loki fall through) and throws the Gauntlet inside to keep it out of his hands.
>They're short on time, since Mantis can't hold Thanos under much longer.
>Strange and Stark quickly formulate a plan.
>Stark tells Mantis to wait for Strange's signal.
>Strange portals everybody but Thanos and Mantis to the Benatar.
>Quill is still unconscious, so Nebula and Stark start the ship and escape up to the atmosphere.
>As soon as they're in orbit and the ship is still, Strange opens a portal that links the ship and Mantis.
>Spidey readies himself to catch Mantis.
>Mantis sees the portal behind her and falls back. Spidey catches her and starts the bug OTP.
>Strange closes the portal before Thanos can react.
>They jump a few times, leaving the Mad Titan stranded on his home planet.
>The Guardians and Avengers get back to Earth and meet up with Cap and the gang in Wakanda, who have defeated the Outriders and the Children.
>With all six stones in their possession, they secure the Gauntlet with the Space, Power, Reality, Mind and Soul stones deep underground.
>The Mind Stone was extracted and blown up, but Strange reversed time at the site of the explosion to bring it back.
>Strange informs the rest that he expects Thanos to locate the stones, since his army probably tracked him and picked him up.
>[a few years later]
>Banner, in the meantime, has become Professor Hulk.
>Thanos has recruited another army and leads an assault on Wakanda.
>Strange goes to Wakanda with Banner.
>Banner secures the Gauntlet, knowing he can resist the radiation, and snaps Thanos and his army away.
>Nobody dies.
>Nobody is dusted.
>Stark lives.

What if MCU was good?

You bastard, I came to post exactly this
Nice trips

Why don't they just kill Thanos after they get the gauntlet off?

I have a totally unique and original one

>W-What if the MCU kept Spiderman

>>What if Strange hadn't surrendered the Time Stone because his future vision told him to do it?
I would definitely have a series of mini-episodes consisting of failed futures Strange saw, including several of the most common "why didn't they just..." nitpicks.

Not full episodes, just little 2-5 minute things. Like "What if Dr. Strange just used the Sling Ring to cut off Thanos' hand?" and it would be a clip of him trying to do it, Thanos' Space Stone lighting up and basically just telling Strange's portal to fuck off (like the Reality Stone telling his Mirror Dimension to fuck off).

The wolverine but at the end when he gets his claws cut off and retract the stumps they get stuck inside his arms because you can't force cut metal like that through meat and he has to get them operated.
Don't know how they just disappeared in the movie.

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The Wolverine directly precedes the future in DoFP, so I think the canon answer is that Magneto helped him out with it.

Can't portal the Space Stone. Only the Space Stone can portal the Space Stone. It's the boss of space. For the same reason, he couldn't hide the gauntlet in the Mirror Dimension, because you can't Reality Warp the Reality Stone.

What if Iron Man just flopped...

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What if Spider-Man found a comic that told the future, and started messing with it by drawing with a sharpie

No, you see him grow the bone claws out right after they're cut off with the metal parts magically gone.

What if that big brain nigga from Norton's Hulk was actually relevant?

What if Captain Marvel was introduced after the first Avengers movie?

What if Spider-Man was still in the MCU.

Then. Write your own comics?

What if he had sussed instead of shish?

what if endgame was a good movie?

What if they reversed who got dusted and who survived at the end of IW?

What if Thanos ate the stones?

That episode could also explore the possible realities in which they do keep Thanos from getting the stones in the first place (if not downright killing, capturing, or severely incapacitating him). These scenarios could be used to explore what could've happened in a Snapless world and how they could've been worse than what came to be.

Here's my ideas for what might go wrong in a Snapless world:
>Someone (probably Stark) gets ultraparanoid about the stones getting into the wrong hands and, thus, does something really stupid but horrible using the stones (a suggestion from another Yea Forums user).
>An even worse evil than Thanos comes into possession of the stones.
>If Thanos dies without achieving his goal and destroying the stones, other groups try to fill the power vaccume left by Thanos and cause massive destruction in their quest to get all the stones.

>What if Eris had found a different spokesperson for her Happy Huggy Stuffy Bears thing?
>What if Velma Green had become the Grim Reaper?
>What if the Boogeyman was still scary?
>And what if General Skarr had successfully taken over the world?
I mean, no one said I had to post only Marvel what ifs.

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What if the Mandarin in iron-man 3 was the actual character.

What if you killed yourself

Raimi Ben wouldn't give a shit. Maybe a fucked up joke or two but he still loves Peter.
Now Webb's Uncle Ben would surely beat the living shit out of him. He'd also call him a faggot.

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Then it would've been really different.

>What if Thor went for the head?
>in his last second of consciousness Thanos is able to grant himself one wish
>he gets his snap
>thor picks up the head
>just as it fades to ash
>gauntlet "explodes"
>flashbang effect
>see everyone begin to vanish
>Thor still feels like a failure
>opener to Endgame is discovering the gauntlet's location
>thanos is alive but injured, the soul stone now fused into him similar to Vision
>gauntlet is now fused into his skin, functtionally useless
>thor beheads him again
>everything else plays out as normal

Then they would have her be a huge whore

>What if Hank Pym created Ultron?

OP said dumbest ideas not funny.

The What if comic of Doctor Doom became Sorcerer Supreme? and yes I am a DOOM fanboy that would suck his dick in a heart beat.

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Based. What if more than sorcerer supreme

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The moment they had taken the gauntlet off him, Strange could have just thrown Thanos into an infinite falling portal. Having 4 stones is probably the only thing that stopped Strange from 1 hit KOing him.

What if.... The events of the film Captain America Civil War happened exactly the same but Daredevil was superimposed over every shot of Spider-Man?!?

What if Disney didn’t have a death lock on Copyright

What if Hulk didn't take the stairs

What if the Amazing Spider-Man was canon to the MCU?