I am now watching Miraculous Ladybug

The first season was written in three months. So the episodes are rushed hack jobs that all read like a second draft. Expect a lot of that.

It's cute like sailor moon. And the necessity for animation economy, paired with tons of wide shots makes it feel like there's only like 20 people who live in all of Paris which i find very very calming.

cute characters and terrible writing

yep

I dont pick up a lot of seriousness from this show

I could give a fuck about pit hair honestly but those motherfuckers better not stink. If you cant keep your armpits inoffensive then lord knows im not going anywhere near the pussy

I'm saying serious in the way that villains have tragic backstories and aren't just evil for the sake of evil.

Except Lila, Lila is just awful to be awful

>meet a French girl online named Lila (pronounced like Futurama, not like Miraculous)
>fall for her
>she takes advantage of my generosity and emotionally abuses me
>attempts to cuck me, but I dodged that bullet by sheer luck
>things end horribly between us with terrible side effects on my health
>meet another girl
>start dating
>she's a literal autist, but also the sweetest, kindest person I've ever met
>introduces me to this show that's just come out, Miraculous
>it's one of the many things we bond over as we start dating
>Lila the character appears
>now I bounce from bad memories to laughing my ass off when Marinette btfos Lila
/end blogpost

Also, Bug Sue always wins with zanny plans. Her civil identity is a stalker who thinks with her hormones (given, since teens). Cat boy is generally an idiot, who also thinks with his hormones (again, teens), but his civil identity is almost autist.

The chinese gramps, the main villain and the alpha bitch (post character development) are the best characters.

Everyone in Paris is over sensitive about their problems and any ingrow toenail is enough for the villain make them into monsters.

Other heroes are mostly to make Ladybug looks the leader.

My 8 year old goddaughter loves it.

Honestly?
This:
youtube.com/watch?v=32b4_BQcLng

can confirm. it's light, pretty, with this weirdly deep undertones of emotional turmoil in foreshadowed moments. It's just fun, and a fresh take of superheroes as people, and problem solvers, not just gruff drama queen soldiers.
10/10 show.

>villain has styled himself after a moth
>corrupts people using butterflies

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English is a bitch to French sometimes.

wait.

Yeah but she's a side villain, not really on Hawk's or Glass Chick's level.

Here's chloe's season 4 design. I'd call it a leak but the exact same day they made a post on chloe's instagram account about cutting her hair to look like her moms.

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Give her time.

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Isn't that like her sister or something

That or they're really going to make her oft-rumored twin cousin Amber a thing. Which would be really stupid as they've already played that card with Felix.

That was literally a joke made by the creator's friend after zag leaked chloe as queen bee back in the day.

Like glue eating monkey's the fandom ate it up.

Like I said, really stupid.

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Thank god

For a girl who's so in love with a guy why can't she figure out that he's literally her sidekick

cgi french magical girl anime.

lolirock with out any of the lovely art or charm but all of the mediocre writing.

Hawkmoth is the english name, in french his name is literally butterfly.

They write the show for English first and foremost, but the French have no word for Hawk Moth and so they have to make do with "Papillon".

I like to believe that Chat Noir acts so diferently compared to Adrian that she refuses to even compare them as the same species.

So is this how they're going to rectify her secret identity fuck-up, by implying Queen Bee is no longer Chloe?

There might be more but at least 1 new episode will be out next week. Either by canada or the uk.

Meanwhile, inside both of their pants

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The haircut is probably that dumb anime thing where a girl cuts her hair as a measure of "Character development" .

The outfit could be a one off thing like marinette/adrien get all the time, but either way it's just a recolor of her current one.

So far, they're saying Reflekdoll on the 3rd and Desperada on the 5th, both in UK.

>"Lets see if hes anatomically correct!"
>starts feeling up groin region
>"My thats very generous of the sculptor..."
>Adrian not sure if this is the worst day of his life or the best

But a hawk moth is an actual thing. What do the french call hawk moths? Fur butterflies?

I mean that's probably the canon reason but to be honest Chat is nearly has the same personality as Adrian just with being more thirsty for Ladybug. It also help that Ladybug has the IQ of most anime MC.

Papillon de nuit is the closest thing I can think of.

Because for all her obsession she doesn't actually know anything about him.

Eh, I would think Chloe uses it as her way to cover up her secret.

>"Oh, that Queen Bee? That's not me. I found someone I can trust to take over. I mean, we don't even look that much alike."

Given how Plagg says that people are stupid when it comes to secret identities, they'll fall for it easily.

Actually, most miraculous users seems to change hairstyles, at least, slightly except Marinette which keep the exact same hairstyle. What the hell.

Disappointment. This show is wasted potential. Watch everything you can and lament what could've been.

she knows about his father, and both of their carreers. He's a forced shut-in, so there's not much to know.

Has Adrien actually done his whole Chat Noir puns thing AS Adrien infront of others?

On a scale of 1 to 10 how gay is it?

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The show is.... enjoyable enough, for what it is. Its not great but a decent bit of spider man/ magical girl parody. The translation is alright, certainly better than shows like legend quest where everybody talks like a goddamn alien. I will say that the first episode sucks. I watched that and didnt give the show a second look for 3 years, they should just pull that one from netflix.

Also, it seems that every single thing that ever happens in paris happens a literal stones throw from either the eiffel tower or notre dame cathedral. I mean, goddamn, everyone loves their national monuments but it gets a bit silly. Its like they decided that they paid for those models and they were going to squeeze EVERY LAST PENNY out of that investment

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its a baby show for babies. my 3 year old watches it

Like a 3 or 4. There's an implied lesbian couple and a MAYBE implied gay couple, but they're pretty minor characters.

She picks the tightest black latex she can get from it.

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Chloe probably doesn't wash things before throwing to discard pile. So she could pick up something spicy.

For someone as devoted to her as Sabrina, that just makes it all the better to her.

I like the cut of your jig.

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maybe, I know he said mlady once.

>so much potential for hard hitting character development and drama in the retarded love square or the Agreste household
>but it NEVER COMES

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>What am I in for?
Lots of fetish fuel.

>tfw fans have more fun with it than the show probably will ever have

Those of you who say the potential of the show is wasted or the writing and development of the characters are bad- especially Marinette being mary sue- can go to hell. Miraculous is the most popular girls' show for children and preteens in Europe and the Middle East. It is more successful than you whiners will ever be, all of you who do nothing but criticize. You fuckers are grown ass men in your 20s and 30s, you think you know what makes a good show? Fuck you! Stick to your shitty Avatar and CN/Disney Channel mass produced garbage like Ben 10, OKKO, Steven Jewniverse, Gumball, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls and Regular Show. Fuck off. Fuck! Off

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This is a show where a moth man uses magic butterflies to make people wear pigeon suits so that a teenaged superhero can fight them using magic earrings with a pokemon in her purse and a yoyo that can rewrite reality

Its not really trying for hard hitting storylines about absent parents and emotional baggage

youtube.com/watch?v=fVi3A_DMWic
>this exist
What the fuck.

>I hate Adrien's mother and I hate Adrien/Marinette. I'm Gabrinette's shipper -_-

Oh my, what have we here?

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What is it about being in costume that turns him into a total douche? Hes way more likeable as adrian

Bonding with Plagg lowers his inhibitions. It's more than a costume.

>the Middle East
Hamas sure knows how to entertain itself

Nah, fuck this show and your stupid copypasta. If it weren't for that stupid anime clip, this never would've been popular in the first place.

Hardcore cuckqueaning action.

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Shes awful in the way only a child or a preteen/teenager can be awful, so it's believable in spite of a lack of depth. Not every villain in a show needs to be Nox or Ozymandias, it's okay to have a few Jokers or Ganondorfs.

makes sense

why is luka and adrien the superior pairing

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...sauce? Doesn't appear to be on paheal, based on the tags.

I knew i should have learned frog

Did she actually kiss him?

As Chat he can actually express himself and let his feelings and emotions out.

She once did, but then her mind was wiped

cause you have shit taste

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not really, although I think in this scene their lips touch before Adrien pulls back

also she has kissed Chat twice although only remembers the first time and they both forgot the 2nd time.

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Wish they'd just make them a couple and be done with it.

I just wish things were more in the open, I honestly can't stand Marinette's inability to tell Adrien how she feels

Like obviously your relationship with him is gonna go no where if you can't even speak to him

She could at least try hitting on him as Ladybug, I mean I know abusing her powers to get a guy isn't something she should do, but its totally something she would do, and honestly wouldn't be the worst thing she did

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>Like obviously your relationship with him is gonna go no where if you can't even speak to him

Do you know how many teenage boys went through this IRL? It's totally realistic.

there's no canon gays or lesbians, but the instagram accounts in the pic shown are real. clever marketing bit.

I didn't say it was unrealistic, just that its boring

realism =/= good writing

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It's not the first time.

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*jib. it's how a certain kind of sail is adjusted.
cutting a jig is a riverdance murder.

if you think there are no gay characters in the show then you are extremely naive and totally lack the ability to infer things

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Cute characters and monster of the week. That's all.

The shipping is totally wasted potential because this show has absolutely no continuity. They could kiss and fuck in one episode and in the next one everything is as if it never happened.

4 with some moments getting to 7 or 8, heavy implications.
Like this cutie, everything about him is one big gay joke.

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>queen Bee getting a "buzz cut"

...ha. I approve.

to be fair the only people who liked Nathaniel anyway were artsy tumblr girls, so giving him a cute twink was a natural choice

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Lordpudge, but it seems eh asked them to take it down. His Pixiv account is gone too.

This:

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Never change Yea Forums

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not true

we sexualize the girls too

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i want to PROTECT that smile. oh god.

Yeah, but the cute boys are just so much more prominent.
Maybe once Rose and Juleka get their Miraculous there'll be more art of them.

Lol at the actually realistic depiction of a womans reaction to suddenly having massive jugs

shock and horror at the prospect of having to lug those fuckers around for the rest of your life

Thing is, attractive female characters are common, but twinks in western animation are a rarity. So when they do pop up, everybody wants some

A cartoon for little girls. Like, what else could you expect?

hopefully although honestly I never found Rose attractive but then again I had never found Sabrina attractive until Miracular

really we just need more art that sexualizes both of them

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>generals on Yea Forums

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there are a lot of good girls to choose from in this show too, got a little something for everyone, its like a harem anime but with real girls instead of a bunch of girls that are mostly defined by stereotypes like the tsundere one, or the loli one or the yandere one. For the record if this was an anime Marinette is totally the yandere one.

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How much of a slut is Chloe?

How much of a slut is she going to be once she's a little older?

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Not much, she's pretty fucking aggressive, but just as focused on a target.

>What am I in for?
A fetish exploration show a tad more discrete than Totally Spies.

She's gonna give up sooner or later when she figures out he suffers of oneitis.

What is it with 'rich bitch' characters always having the submissive same sex cronie?

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There isn't a single bad female in this series except for Mylene that fat multicolored hair bitch, the fat sow, the pig of the ages

"To answer your question, Marinette, they're called 'Lucky Charms'"

wasted potential
Blonde Guy would have made for a far more interesting protagonist.
Instead we are stuck with a boring marie sue who comes up with the most convoluted and nonsensical solutions to a fight ever

At least two of their girl schoolmates are in fact very gay. And there is this boy who draws comics and his friend. There's even an episode about it.

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I'm glad people are using my request
also total slut

its a french show why would they use english words to translate them later

Orbiters. It's a real thing.

>OKKO, Steven Jewniverse
who can seriously watch these ... things

>when you'll never get the superior aesthetic version
youtu.be/FlwV3scCgAM

Mime could have been so cool

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Kimcartoon doesn't have all the subbed episodes. Is Dub ok to watch?

This is all you need to know.
As that is all there is.

Were there good Power Rangers seasons?

youtube.com/watch?v=Qx8kJkAvnGs

Depends on how loose your definition of good is. In Space, Time Force, and RPM are probably genuinely good series that I could recommend to people despite them being Power Rangers. The other good seasons are good, but mostly for Power Rangers fans.

The dub is fantastic, propper anime voiceaxtors and everything

>hand-holding
I think the French dub is fine with English subs. Some have complained about the French VAs, but they sound Ok to me, not a native French speaker. The English VAs are also ok for me.
You might find the sub/dub combo you want here: desuarchive.org/co/search/text/mega miraculous/
- without having to use the discord method via miraculousubs.tumblr.com/en

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Chat noir voice used to bother me but I think he got better over time.

Because English-speaking countries are the bigger market.

In Space, Time Force and RPM are great as that other user said, I'd also add in SPD and Dino Thunder. There's a lot of series that are good if you're into PR but won't do much for you otherwise (Ninja Storm and Dino Charge for example, Beast Morphers is also shaping up rather nicely.)

oh no HELP I'm feeling gay again

This. power rangers was less lewd but not by much
cute blonde fuccboi and very little overarching plot.

its the magic that comes up with solutions and they are nonsensical because they need to sell more tie in garbage.

Now she looks like a lesbian.

Underrated

Tomato > cat

the "anime" pilot made it seem like he was going to be a recurring villain, I guess back then Ladybug was going to be more of a traditional superhero instead of fighting exclusively akumas.

That is because his power meant to be used for good but he now uses it for evil so he picked out a new edgy name.(like all his followers)

because cat wants her real bad and its turning her off. Since Cat is "in love" with the bug why can't he tell?
bit of this

Isn't she like 16 or something the "college" is like the high school equivalent

because cock teasing is part of what keeps you invested.

13 to 14. In an episode, Alya said they were in year 10 (uk) or something.

bug was cuter, cat was not. admittedly this cat seems to be cooler and more manly.

They're only as old as the plot needs them to be. Age is irrelevant.

is that a persona ost?

>Europe
>Asia
>english speaking country

and Power rangers is a shitty poor kino Boman

Not their fault that their biggest market ISN'T America like they wanted it to be.

most of their backstories are as flimsy as in a 5 year olds cartoon. If they at least did not reset shit every ep and they kept the damage there might be more seriousness.
she is an attention whore who has no skills to show off so she generates drama.

Reminder We had two christmas episode. Adrien's mom is supposed to have been gone for only one year. The show don't care about time.

>generosity
how much did you give to her?
read it as "my 8 year old golddigger "

In what universe?

time is a river. I expected a time travel plot where he can learn the truth of his father

Neither of them really know the person they're "in love" with.

Oh fuck they finally kiss? Nice, gotta catch up with this shit.

It's immediately forgotten about due to memory-wiping shenanigans, so it doesn't count.

as an extra fuck you, you can see how well things work when they set aside their autism and are just honest with each other

>finally kiss
>she has kissed Chat twice
depends if you count "friend" kissing

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youtube.com/watch?v=qxgMd_AnKfs

and webm related

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Alya even took a photo of them kissing and put it in her blog for everyone to see.
But obviously nobody cares, because there is no continuity in the show. How else would it be possible to air the episodes completely out of order.

They animated that pretty weirdly. French people kiss on the check, yea but..Not like that?
youtube.com/watch?v=Iwe5KDJYxTM

Sounds like Mario more than persona

C-can I kiss my friends like that and get away with it?

Yeah, a few times. One that comes to mind is when he made the 'knightmare' pun in Dark Blade

this show has a funny name

youtube.com/watch?v=TgHqB_s2YJk

>the image he has to project for his father's brand /reputation is more likable than when the kid gets to cut loose
According to you and every girl in the show apparently. Gabriel must be making bank

kek. underappreciated post

female writers being insecure of him out-shinning the female star, so they write him as an idiot.
luckily they have turned in down in the later seasons after even the female fans called it out

None in cash, but she'd "always wanted to see America" so I had her as a guest in my home for a month. I was raised to treat guests like royalty, so I ended up spending about half the money I had to my name in food, gifts, and entertainment. That was when she attempted to cuck me.

this

kek

isn't that his cousin

why targeting a sjw country its doa even for anime

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>literally got left behind by mom

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I prefer this Chat because I feel that what we see of the characters is different enough from his civilian personality that I could understand that people wouldn't figure it out easily.

These are fake IG pages or fake screenshots

instagram.com/theofficialchloebourgeois/?hl=fr
nah, Marinette also got her own account.
instagram.com/marinettedesigned/

neither

their official and while they aren't screenshots from episodes they aren't fakes

The kiss while being mind whipped and they get mind whipped again.

>whipped
Someone is getting carried away with the fetish fuel.

I meant wipe

>cringe dub

It's less the dubs fault and more of the show fault.

>Read about Befana and how the writers admit that how old Marinette is means absolutely nothing, only that she has a birthday in this episode.

>Animaestro had the ladybug movie in production for 3 years but ikari gozen said it's been less then a year since they first appeared.

It's just simpsons logic, man. And yes the animaestro thing was probably just a reference to real life, but still.

Ok calm down dude

its going to be ok

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no

Only one episode was actually on Christmas though. The other was the brat trying to make it Christmas with Akuma powers.

>She plucks a strand of hair from the side of his head and casually shoves it into her purse as she's talking about how wet she is
Fuckin lol

Do artists who draw when they're horny ever go back after their post nut clarity and realize how shit their fetish art looks?

Chloe needs a redesign anyway. I hope they change her pale lipstick, too.

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Honestly I like her pale lipstick; it makes me imagine she just got done sucking dick.

I'd pull his hair and fuck him in the ass.

Oh fuck that's beautiful.

The pigeon and mime villains should be recurrent. They are so stupidly fun.

They overdo the makeup on purpose to make her look more fake and self-centered.

They were supposed to be.

>Those interactions
>Those small details like some characters giving like to specific post that are relevant in some form to them and commenting on images
>The autistic fan comments

That was actually fun. It's actually kinda clever.

Are those account placeholders until the next season arrives? Hopefully not

The thumbnail looks scary but the real pic is cute

That just makes me sad.

Some ideas with the mime were actually pretty clever and the pigeon guy was full team rocket tier with how over the top it was. I only watch this series to have a laugh every now and them, and those madmen have never disappointed.

Outside of them I think only the owl guy stuck in my mind because it was funny how overly competent he became once akumatized.

What the fuck is his problem?

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No but seriously, they need to make an episode when they focus on the previous miraculous holders and also where we see Hawk Moth going full madman

>everyone wants to fuck the catboy
>I just want to hold hands and have wholesome dates with Ladybug, then marry and have children with her
I am not sure who is more gay here lads.

You, obviously.

>Wanting to fuck anything else but Alya or Hawk Moth's autistic secretary

What previous Miraculous Holders? Other than Fu, who's just been chilling in Paris doing very little with his, all the Miraculous have either been locked up in the box or lost for the last 200 or so years. He wouldn't even break them out to save Paris from the Nazi's as shown in the flashback in Backwarder.

The last Ladybug prior to it falling into the hands of the Guardians was in the 1700s.

That's so fucking funny

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>family
This is not family appropriate

Strangely few lewd images. Up to now, that is.

That doesn't look like denim...

>The last Ladybug prior to it falling into the hands of the Guardians was in the 1700s
I didn't know that. Wasn't paying attention probably. I was under the impression the show followed the rules of passing your power when the previous owner died or retired

> all the Miraculous have either been locked up in the box or lost for the last 200 or so years
If that's the case then how did Hawk Moth got his one? Was he a "first chosen one that turned bad" kinda thing?

The Virgin Sino-French Buttocks

vs

The Stacy Thicc Brown Ass

I just find ladybug endearing and cute, nothing wrong with that user.

all the textures in this show are slightly off. it's maddening

Adrien's is bigger than Alya's

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Adrien is the top-tier waifu in this show. Any comparison would end up with him winning, so it's unfair to try and match others against his hotness.

Rose and Julenka are pretty inoffensive IMO. Besides some deliberate parts like that pic they're very normal and not annoying.

Chloe and Sabrina are another story completely tho

>female lead's ass is tiny
Interesting way of boosting the self esteem for female viewers

That homolust tho...

He is the single most fuckable entity in Miracolous, homolust or not that's a simple objective fact.

Looks more like lip gloss to me. I think it's classy.

I'm gonna have to disagree while at the same time respect your opinion friend user

The temple that held the Miraculous was destroyed for an as-yet-unrevealed reason that Fu was partially responsible for, and the Butterfly and Peacock Miraculous were lost in the chaos. Somehow, Adrien's parents got a hold of them.

This is just how you say hello in France

>We can’t have a thread about French girls without bringing up unshaven armpits and farting
Why is this allowed?

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Was all that explained? I need to pay more attention to that series then

It's how you say goodbye here in Italy.

Coincidence? I think not.

Fucking frenchies.

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If you hate fart jokes and fetishism. You have French to thank for them. Don’t give me started on all the sick shit louis xiv was into.

mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/toilet-museum-king-louis-xivs-2372946

imgur.com/a/I6WAfWT

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Very rarely does this come up, so it's understandable that you missed them.

>how she bounced off that bench
Omg dat object physics is so awful.

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Disney>watching a better show>Saban>not watching at all>Neo-Saban
Hasbro is too new for me to fit in.

French is only spoken in France, like an eighth of Canada, and one city in America. English is the most common second language in the world. The English version is the canon International version.

>Teasing when the next new episode airs
Oh, Alya, you sly fox.

For some reason I thought it was bigger than Spanish but there’s no way that can be true

Same problem as Mister Freeze.

Are Belgium and Luxemburg a joke to you?

Hysterical jokes

and by 100 million Africans

>record scratch

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>one city in America
elaborate

She's seriously brain damaged

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Yes.

>puppeteer 2 is actually 22nd episode
It's gonna take a while for them to acknowledge pic-related, won't it?

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Yes. Fuck the mixed up order.

New Orleans.

French is an international language, and growing due to political realities. America and the drone strikes has ruined English. Chinese is local only to China, as is the case with German, Italian, Hindi-Urdu, Indonesian, Japanese, etc. A great amount of speakers, but they are all bunched into their respective home areas. French, Spanish, and Arabic are much more international, with French being the top language by far.

Quebec is 80% francophone, and this spills over into Vermont, Maine, and New Hampshire. Louisiana French is virtually dead.

French has more L2 speakers, but Spanish has more L1. Spanish is central to the Central/South American band, French is global.

Note quite. New Orleans uses French as a tourist ploy. the America-Quebecoise border is much more intense in it's use.

If you would like help in learning French, here are some elementary tips :
> french uses the latin alphabet, like english, but pronounces the words differently, this is often a stumbling block
>french is a 2 gendered language in practise, like modern dutch.
>if you took Spanish in school, you'll recall that verb endings are changed to suit number, time/tense, and gender. Same thing in french.
> in spanish, you can drop pronouns. So 'I am running" becomes "running", becuase the ending change tells you what you need to know. Not so with French. French has so many silent endings and letters that no word may be ommited.
> contractions are life.
> sit and watch TV in your prefered language, but with French subtitles, this helps you learn.
> Most letters on the end of words are silent. So "non' is pronounced 'no." Spoken French and written French are two different, but similar animals.
> Once you learn French, you can tear away the mistique used in advertising. Such as with coffee, a 'latte' is literally shorthand for 'coffee with milk'. Due to French being a status symbol language, abuses fo marketing are common.

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what episode is this and what happened

>SPD
Based

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Ton Tonton tond ton Tonton.

Yes, it's a correct sentence in French. Have fun guys.

Season 1 was enjoyable but bland, it picks up later.

what episode is this?

Puppeteer 2
>Thomas Austruc made Ladybug step on him

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Yeah, Mighty Morphin and maybe the first bit of Zeo, when it was still self aware and embracing its own silliness. Most of the stuff after that gets real cringey.

>generic animu
>superior to anything

yeah, no

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QFT, Adrien is the perfect husbando, much sweeter and more sane than Marinette.

I want to take him on a date, hold hands with him, walk home together, and then suck him down till he cant see colors

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Because France has the reputation of being the 'hygiene optional' country

Thats just teenargerism

Power Rangers gets really good whenever the writers think that it might be the last season.
In Space was one of the greatest seasons, in both quality and viewership. It was preceded by Turbo, widely held as one of the worst seasons.
The ratings drop from Turbo made the execs consider dropping the franchise, and gave the crew one last budget, which they decided to go nuts with.
A similar thing happened later with RPM.
Time Force and Lightspeed Rescue are just lucky draws, it happens sometimes.

RPM was pretty damn god tier, also found it funny when they questioned some shit, especially watching Doctor K sperg about people calling the ranger outfits spandex.

i really like the face style. shame about the inflated monster bolt-on tits fetish.

>looking up ML stuff on youtube, somehow end up on this youtube.com/watch?v=cV8rGn_pfvc
>a newgrounds tier shipping video with lots of slow pans of deviantart fanart
>18 million views
>all the related videos: clickbaits, disney movie YTPs, russian brony videos, other shipping music videos, MMD dance videos, all with views in the millions

Fucking... what? Is ML this popular? I never even see this show being discussed. And what is this part of youtube? Were any of these videos even made by a human? Or are they just auto generated to rake in millions of views off of children who have autoplay on?

What the fuck is this? Where the fuck am I?

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There's worse
youtube.com/watch?v=45efYlRJRlI

Your youtube recommendations from now on are going to be something

youtube.com/watch?v=Hv4HXmvklFs

>pregnancy is present in the thumbnail

Never a good sign.

What the fuck is Boman?

youtube.com/watch?v=WqlB2xi4TdE

Eh this is fine. It was probably made by a very small child, or someone with some kind of difficulties, and its viewership is below 200k anyway

JE SUIS PERE NOEL

Theres one of those creepy baby videos now. At least no one was getting dentistry done on them by Elsa

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ok

Marinette lives literally across the street from notre dame, in a multi story building her parents have entirely to themselves, and they pay for by....owning a bakery?

Yeah nah, not buing it. This is a magical girl cartoon and THATS the most unrealistic thing in it

she probably should have kept an eye out for those arson-themed akumas, huh?

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>The bakery is across the street from Marinette's school, Collège Françoise Dupont. Across the street on the opposite side is the Place des Vosges park.

google.fr/maps/dir/Notre Dame, Paris/Place des Vosges, 75004 Paris/@48.8532851,2.3530152,16z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x47e671e39dd448af:0xe95d8ec82cfaf643!2m2!1d2.3505635!2d48.8527288!1m5!1m1!1s0x47e671ffe088e851:0x64d877a597074ca8!2m2!1d2.3655266!2d48.8556114!3e2

What thel hell, her family should be rich to live there

Either they own the property through some grandfathered legal clause that's older than Notre Dame, or they make some really good bread.

One of her ancestors will probably be a old timey superhero.

no ones bread is that good

Isn't it true that in reality very few people live in Paris, they just work there and go back home in the periphery?

Someone post the bird's eye of the set.
>Adrien's house
>Matinette's house
>the school
>the hotel
>Notre Dame
They're all literally on the same block. It's easier to design, I guess.

No. Like pretty much every city it's full of the very rich and very poor who live in the city proper, while the middle and upper middle class live on the periphery and commute.

A lot of workers don't live at Paris but still, quite a few people do. The average price per square meter is around 31 € for an appartement to rent. The population of Paris has been in decline since..2011, I think?

Whose lips are sluttier?

Manon's

anyone have a mega for this, I think I have fallen behind on season 3

The Puppeter 2.

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Adrien just vaguely mentioned to Marinette that he was in love with someone and she took it really bad

miraculousladybug.to/en/videos
Here is every episode.

>The vibe suddenly turned to max power.

He was thinking about hamsters in this scene.

meh

oh thanks a ton

Imagine if spiderman and sailor moon met in Paris 1 night got drunk fucked and left their baby there in Paris that is lady bug then black cat met with the mysterious white tie or whatever the fuck his name is and they fucked and left their baby there that is cat noir and do the same thing with other villains and other minor or side characters from both those shows and that's what you get

there's also more normal stuff: youtube.com/watch?v=MOuxBsQqFrU is a genuine tutorial for making the ML jewelry box, and there's another with 24 million views for the jewelry
>I never even see this show being discussed.
there are regular threads, at least weekly: desuarchive.org/co/search/text/miraculous/type/op/:

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Threads haven't been popping up this past month due to lack of new episodes, but once they start bringing them out in September, expect discussion threads all over.

we got about a week left until the new episodes start and it sounds like there are gonna be like 3 in 10 days starting next Monday

You heard of Bad Santa? Well here's DAB Santa.

And that's when we'll talk about the plot instead of French butts, right?

Good joke.

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Depends on your definition of "plot".

depends on how much plot there actually is

although the next episode scheduled to come out is the Kwami swap so I assume there will be plenty to talk about, also it might have a bunch of lesbian shipping

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the show HAS no plot
all is butts

I prefer Dub since I always do other stuff while I watch it.
Wish I knew French

Awn, it's missing the braid

it was an original design made long before we saw the canon versions

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Im sure they make good business through tourism, but not that good. Some previous ladybug must have made some good connections in the local government

Thats how things work in most cities, at least for the working class. City rent is astronomical

Dont forget the eiffel tower and the louvre, which are also often seen just like a block away in the background

It turns out Paris is comprised of one single city block comprised of 3 landmarks and a highschool. Trufax

your not wrong

Thats a pretty tall order user, that catboy has an ass you could bounce a quarter off of

wouldn't that be crazy if she just ate Tikki haha
maybe she could even swallow her whole

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this feels like a fetish thing

That's nothing. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

I couldn't keep watching after 4 episodes of season 1. Really wish it had kept the Jap animation version than this 3d cartoon.

Even if I change my Jewflix preferences to Japanese, I can't select Japanese dub. Fuck!

Watch in French, original language or bust.

But it was supposed to be a Japanese cartoon.

English is the original. Yes, even though the show is French in origin. They have made the English dub the International Dub, and have put the most effort into it.

I thought the animation was originally done in Japan. Toei?

Then why are the mouth movements not synced to the english dialogue

Joint production between Toei and Zagtoon.

Because the mouth movements aren't synced to any dialogue. They don't perfectly match in French either.

Then why does the French sound better.

Does he shove her down his pants to make her give him a full-body "handy?"

Better, in what way?

Bias? You know it's a French show, so your brain thinks French is more "right" that other languages.

>According to you and every girl in the show apparently.
And some guys aswell, remember Adrians biggest fan is that guy from season 2 that chased him all around the Paris.

Isn't there another animation company too? it was blamed for the poorer quality animation in some episodes.

>poo poo pee pee LE BRRRRAAAP
I always wondered why the French were so hated....

youtube.com/watch?v=xhtdD4hHboU

SMAG, a Korean company.

Turns out her family made bread for the Republic during the first revolution, so they get special privileges to keep doing so to this day.

I want King Bee Adrien RIGHT NOW.

Ladybug is just a shit lame French take of a shows kamen rider show

> King Bee
There is no such thing.

I know that damn well, but I don't want to call him Queen Bee, so fuck you.

Nope, Toei ONLY DID the pitch anime pilot that got shunned, AND NOTHING ELSE! , but they still need to plaster their name for bragging

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Call him a drone.

So, just "Drone?" That doesn't sound like a hero name.

Droneman

I picture Obama blowing up a shack in a desert when I hear the name "Drone-Man."

This show doesn't look appealing to me at all but god damn Cat Noir is fucking CUTE.
I bet he has cute feet. Do they ever show his feet in the show?

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No beach episode...yet.

Not even any random shots of him without shoes or socks?

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He did take a bath once, but I don't think they showed him changing.

But they showed him in the bath?

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Gay

When? I just though he turned on the shower taps as an alibi.

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The freaking Magazine says “Girls : she’s just a friend”

Are glossy magazines featuring local teens a common thing in France?

He's the son of a famous fashion designer and a model to boot. He's a local celebrity in the show.

he's a very special teen

>4.20€
Dude nice

Ouch. I see their relationship hasn't gotten any better

I think it was explained in The Collector

There's also one picture where it's suppossed to be her parents when they were younger (but it's still the same models) and it's implied they were happier before her birth.

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If they make Felix horrible on purpose so Adrien will look good and to humiliate the PV fans then ML will officially be dead to me.

here

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It's implied he's going to be.

That would be awesome. Supposedly, according to the creator and main artist, one former ladybug was a ninja assasin and another one was an aztec warrior. And apparently a former chat noir was a literal african lion.

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Alright, somebody tell me how a lion got a fucking ring

No the English dub just sounds like every dub ever.

There is a strong hint there was one in ancient Egypt.

you just KNOW

This is some assassin's creed shit

Apparently it's just a black lion, but we all know that's bullshit.

>African Ladybug's skin is red
I get that it's supposed to be body paint, or something, but why does it look like that? They could have made it look a bit more natural. Also, the dreads have the same issue. Maybe make the tufts at the ends black?

Then what's the issue?

Yeah, 5000 years ago. Not even close to recent.

And they're only ever used to deal with giant monsters and evil sorcerers, things normal humans can't handle. They're not supposed to be used like they are now.

Adrien..How much are they giving you to eat?

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Really? How so?

Adrien can't even palm a golf ball, or Nino has some monster hands. Maybe that's why Alya likes him so much?

Inserting your magic system into real life history. Everyone important ever was a Templar or Assassin. Everyone was a Ladybug at some point.

The concept of certain roles being repeated throughout history

6 random Ladybugs from history is hardly Assassin's Creed level and as far as I'm aware only one of them is an actual historical figure, Joan of Arc

It's pretty disturbing to think about the fact she died, burned alive.

I'm not sure she did in their universe, but yeah that is a fucked up way to go

The one on the top left is Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons.

Like if she did, was she still Ladybug by that point? Did Tikki know it happened when it happened or did she learn about it later on?

yeah she isn't actually a historical figure, she wasn't a real person, there weren't actually Amazons.

If she was, I would assume they had to take her miraculous away first at least, but her having actual magic power is why I don't think it actually happened

also there is canon art like this, which shows Joan doing something other than fighting the 100 Years War so I assume she survived and therefore found time to slay dragons and shit because she wasn't killed by the English

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Mythological Figure, then. Kind of splitting hairs.

Obviously, slaying dragons happened DURING the war.
>Joan got a Miraculous to deal with a threat that normal humans couldn't while still fighting her historical war
>She is made to give it back when its role is done, but the people still burn her out of superstitious panic

The fan theory is that Joan played off Tikki's advice as advice from "god" and when it all went to shit and she was killed for it, she opted to protect the Miraculous and it's secrets over her own life.

And that's why Tikki is the most insistent she keep her identity secret and not be too public, because the last time a Ladybug was too open about things they were killed by the church.

I mean Joan was captured by enemies, the Burgundians who handed her over to the English, and they burned her for bullshit reasons that was really just executing a enemy leader because fuck her for defeating us

it wasn't really a superstitious thing, just calling a woman a witch and having her burned alive is what they did to uppity women back then

I'm thinking what happened to Joan was the trigger that ultimately led to the Guardians' demise, with Fu as the unknowing gunman.

Fu's flashback seemed to be at a oriental-style temple, how would that connect to Joan in Ye Olde British Isles?

British Isles?

Joan was in France

Someone had to deliver the Miraculous to Joan, and then take it back. Who's to say they followed Fu back and all hell broke loose?

The plot

youtube.com/watch?v=32b4_BQcLng

Oh yeah, why did I think she was English? Well, my point still stands. Ancient Tibetan(maybe?) Temple =/= France

Fu is only like 200 years old, way too young to have met Joan

I mean she fought the English and was killed by the English but this was all in France because the English were busy trying to take over France, so its not like England had nothing to do with it

Chloe redemption arch fucking when

He looks miserable.

Everyone in this art style looks a little dead behind the eyes.

I personally like how his instagram isn't even his "own" since it has "brand" at the end.

What I meant to say is that whatever went on with Joan got people wanting to destroy the Guardians, and Fu's mistake gave them that ability to do so.

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nice find

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Marinette is better in French but Chat Noir, Master Fu and Chloe are better in English. The rest are about equal I think.

I thought it was on-going.

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>The gentle heart
Is that... a whore?

They're dressed like Sabine, but with the hat added. Does that make Marinette's mom a prostitute?

I really hope never. The fact that one of the heroes is spoiled and erratic like her makes it better. In fact it's interest how in some of the chapters everyone from Ladybug to master Fu are nervous about giving that power to her. She's not fully good but she gets the job done because of that.

However, that would make a chapter where she sacrifices or something like that incredible effective, but I doubt they will ever go for it

Bọ rùa was a Vietnamese girl. That's all we know of her.

>Sabine
Google's bringing me nothing user. Who's that Sabine?

Marinette's mom

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Ah, gots it

>tfw The Pied Piper of Hamelin was a past Miraculous holder, wielding the Fox Miraculous.

He's a repressed, controlled kid after all

And once again the fandom gets super fucking baited.

Well, guess I'm avoiding anything related to this show for a year.

I mean, her title is the Martyr. That most likely means she indeed died for what she thought was right.
Also, Im thinking that one of them is a ninja assassin, as her literal title and an aztec warrior, which were known for sacrificing people. How is that Tikki miraculous ended up in such blody hands? What did they do with their powers?

I mean, heroes have killed, it's not unheard of.

fair point, although Martyr is a term commonly given to dead Christian heroes, doesn't really mean she died the same way

Gabriel's French VA blows the English one out of the water.

How would you write the final battle?

I’ll make it that Ladybug and Chat Noir finally lose their Miraculous in battle alongside Hawkmoth.

Then someone picks up the Butterfly Miraculous and akumatizes Marinette to make her fight the final boss.

That's actually kind of neat.

Who gets the butterfly? Adrien? Would the final boss be, Gabriel? How is the final boss fighting without a miraculous or Akuma?

American SJWs would be triggered and offended by this and force the creators to stop making it. God bless Frogs.

>the eye twitch as she pulls a hair out
Heh.

She can still be spoiled but have a good heart. It would be nice if they explored that a little instead of having her remain so one dimensional. There’re little glimmers of it here and there but the next episode she’s back to raging cunt mode.

I think they’re both good.

Final Boss use the Miraculous Ladybug + Cat
Could be a duo battle

10x better design than Chat Noir, but it wouldn't fill the catboy niche so I'm happy with what we have.

>one was an aztec warrior

Did she die of a flu or a venereal disease?

*He
They're the Warrior, in the bottom left.

Fine... did He die from a flu or a venereal disease?

Also how many hearts did he tear out from living people to keep the sun rising the next day?

They put out a video of them showing some little girls spoilers for season 4, the fans are believing every thing said in the video so it appears the fans have now reached a new level of gullibility.

Anyways chloe's 100% being replaced as queen bee.

What, where?

French Chat is way better at being playful and his cataclysm sounds fiercer.

Why does the 'Chad guy' from Marinette's class always end up looking more like a big loser and a retard?

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100% believable

Eh, I'll stick with the new Chloe being an adult design as part of another future episode.

Jesus, that was weird. A third Kagami akuma? A fifth, I think, Chloé akuma? Either this is fake, or this show has some weirdly sexist undertones.

That's really the biggest fake thing. Even this show wouldn't be uninspiried enough to replace Chloe with an identical character except she's nicer. That's the same shit they tried to spread when Queen Bee was first leaked.

Especially since they already played that card with Felix.

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What's with the old chinese guy? What is he thinking about?

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Maybe It ate it.

NTR the Yuri

Look at that ring finger, Adrian confirmed for liking dick. Long ring fingers are an indicator of same sex attraction

>two blandly attractive classmates dating
>I sleep
>Going gay for Hiro from Big Hero 6
>REAL SHIT

The things I would do to this boy...

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I loled when I saw this. It made me think of the flashback scene from halle berrys catwoman where they photoshopped a bunch of cat masks into historical paintings

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Except that this has been shown in america and no one has gotten upset over anything

>hurp durp the 'sjw' boogeyman

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That's part of his character, as Adrien he's repressed and shut-in because of his father.

The frenchies are bringing back the catboy. Lets have some CatboyMac to celebrate. Soon we can have adrian share his bowl.

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You'd think the CCP would be interested in abducting and brainwashing Ladybug

Theyre not even being shy about it now, having him get thrown down and mounted

>ywn have a harem of cat twinks
Why even live, bros?

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Gabriel akumatizing himself into the Collector and just hamming it up was one of the most fun episodes

I don't like how wide her mouth opens/moves. It's kind of turning me off from watching the show.

>How would you write the final battle?
Against whom? Gabriel or Lila?

Who is this CatboyMac?

Nah, they don't want her, she is a race traitor.

Mac from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

Gabriel’s just trying to bring his waifu back. Lila is an insufferable cunt for literally no reason.

>Thinking he's going to stop at just bringing his wife back when he boasts that he craves all the powers of the Miraculous

Yeah, he is gonna make a perfect world so he never has to risking losing anything ever again.

they really should have gone 2d instead of 3d. 3d is cute enough but, 2d Ladybug PV was so much cuter.
youtube.com/watch?v=FlwV3scCgAM

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With very, very rare exceptions - something like Houseki no Kuni/Land of the Lustrous - 2D is always the way to go. 3D is cheaper though, so it's what we'll always get.

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which guy? I think your talking about Kim and the reason is that Kim is a big loser and a total retard

A perfect world that he rules with absolute power like a god.

have you ever heard of the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? Its not a tale the Guardian would tell you, its said that he could use the miraculous to create life itself

So if Adrian is a cat boy, does that mean....that he goes into heat?

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the same guy who was trying to race with a panther, but Kim is a girl's name. So I'm not sure if we talk about the same person.

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male cats don't go into heat

Kim is an asian name

I dunno, it always sounded for female for me?

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4th one in 2nd row is Kim

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The goth girl doesn't seem to appear very often.

>gone 2d instead of 3d
>exceptions
add Les Grandes Grandes Vacances to that short list, it's all 3D-CG but the characters have a fluid 2D rendering. Link at end of boards.plus4chan.org/coc/t51775.html - or at pastebin.com/1VkgTkDH
French review: serialcritics.blogspot.com/2015/05/des-grandes-grandes-vacances-de-grande.html

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Juleka appears fairly constantly, and almost always with Rose (blonde in pink) by her side.

not really, I mean she is one of the classmates so she's a total side character but she shows up about as much as most of the class, a little more probably since she is in Marinette's group of friends and Luka is her brother so she appears in most of his episodes

Well I guess I'm just in s1 but I think I haven't seen her very often.

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>this person
>any kind of male
What?

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DB reference?

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of course

there's this cute girl that reminds me of Marinette, down to I feel like she's stalking me. what do?

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ask her out

How do you intend to kill heroes with a pizza sword?

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burning the roof of their mouths to death

You ever get hot tomato sauce on you?

how? I don't have time to date anyway, I have too many activities on top of my modeling career.

you go on dates late at night on the roof tops of Paris obviously

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Plenty of tenderizers.

Does Max call people cracker?

Cracker?

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Franco-Belgian fight : who would win?
>Asterix and Obelix
>Lucky Luke
>Ladybug and Chat Noir
>The Smurfs
>that witch girl comic who I can't remember the name of...

I pick Lucky Luke, simply because he has a gun. Sans gun, Asterix and Obelix.

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>What am I in for?

A deeply deeply generic magical girl series.

it's a racist term for white people, derived from Florida cowboys who used whips to dive cattle through thick brush. It was related to the slave overseers who carried whips.

Well, it wouldn't make much sense for him to say the N-word, and Cracker is the closest opposite I can come up with.
>Cracker: a derogatory term for White people. It comes from the "cracking" sound of whips used during slavery, but in modern times has also taken on the meaning of comparing their skin, and culture, to boring and bland saltine crackers.

My money's on Asterix and Obelix. Just throw the big guy forward and everything goes squish.

>The Smurfs
Wait, what?

why would a French African use an African American slur?

Gamers say the N-Word.

yep, the smurfs are from franco-belgian comics. and they'll smurfin' stick a nigga hard or smurg berries.

>that witch girl comic who I can't remember the name of...
You mean Mélusine

he wouldn't. the poster at the root of this is an American making a racist joke.

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no, Max just steal Parisians because he's so angry he lost to Marinette.

I mean he also makes sentient AI with actual emotions

Yes and? Half of the fandom jokes are America specific.

Is there any explanation as to why there is green and purple all the time in this show?

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>Red=Ladybug
>Green=Chat Noir
>Purple=Hawk Moth

Max ruins everything again

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Aren't threads supposed to be auto-pruned at 500 posts?
Are we being invaded by the French?

It just means they can't be bumped anymore. Gotta wait for this to get pushed off for good now.

wow everyone had terrible hair that year

no threads stop bumping at 500 posts they get pruned when they reach page 10

>Are we being invaded by the French?
Oui oui bonjour

who the fuck waves in a class photo, fucking nigger.

you answered your own question.

I surrender.

I mean yes.

3d always looks like someone playing with Barbie dolls.