So what Yea Forumsgirl most resembles your gf?

so what Yea Forumsgirl most resembles your gf?

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>gf
What?
That FF8 system?

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younger and a bit browner, but close

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Are there any characters that are hands?

I am 27 years old, have no friends and I am still a virgin

Going for those wizard powers, eh?
Start planning what branch you want now, it'll be too late in three years and you'll just get lumped with fringe magic.

I dunno. My wife is five foot, extremely curvy without being overweight. No hair, shaves it bald.
Skin as dark as milk chocolate. Thick-rimmed glasses.

Why would a punk tomboy want a nerd

Getting a gf is easy peasy, bros

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>Why would a punk tomboy want a nerd
Cus' 90's/00's baby.

>gf

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This, but 33 and never held hands.

And I was blessed to not be born as a Ch*cano too.

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Same except I still have friends.

Is that really what things were like

What if you look like Danny DeVito tho?

I have literally none of those and still got a gf

DeVito isn't a kissless virgin.

Fuck off Kira

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Can you please stop making these

A really skinny and frail red head that’s actually a boy

Shit, I wonder what his secret is

I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING THREAD

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YES! I LONG FOR DEATH!

IM GONNA DO IT

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Invisible Woman.jpg

blankmind

He's gonna shoot Reggie from Archie Comics!

We know, Boco.

They're all fictional, so take your pick.

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No, Morrigan drains you at night, so you can't become a wizard.

air

>your gf has blue hair
I feel sorry for you

you can be an extroverted chad who eats healthy, drinks no soda, goes to the gym everyday, with a high paying job and a set bedtime schedule. but it doesn't matter if you post on Yea Forums. it's a bad luck charm.

underrated kek

FIRMLY GRASP IT

Her hair is really that big?

>mfw when I have mysethenia gravis
h-haha, its just that simple fellas

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yes, sometimes she ties it down with a headscarf, but otherwise it pretty much doubles the size of her head

but brown

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Just drop your monster condom that you use for your magnum dong.

>Can you please stop making these
Let's talk about this. I get the feeling it would be better for people if everyone stopped talking so much about relationships/sex. You start to think it's something extremely important, an obligatory goal, so you stress about finding someone or the right person. It's viewed as something you can't be happy without. It only ends up putting pressure on people or extreme frustration.
And the fucking normies can't handle how boring their mundane lives are, so they have to glamorize and talk about it constantly. Like 98% of popular songs are about generic relationships and it's frankly pathetic how many people listen to them and self-insert.
They can't stop themselves from going "my gf this" or "my bf that" when it's not relevant information. Why can't they just enjoy them without rubbing it in everyones' faces?

Hahahahahahahahaha

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Never had one.

yes, and i want to go back

checked

Double D's sister. Geddit? He's a single child. And I don't have a girlfriend. HAHAHAHAhahahaha... ;_; I'm so lonely, bros...

>pearlfag hates "normies" and feels persecuted by them

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>feels persecuted by them
Not really, I've made peace with myself long ago. I'm just angry with the way things are and believe I have good reasons to hate them.

I'm not happy

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I'm sad and lonely but good job having a gf anons.

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You can still be sad and lonely despite having a gf

>Basically pic related

But older with huge breasts

Also mute and deaf

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Hey, I don't laugh at your virginity.

Cosgrove: I didn't know that.

Heh

GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

It's only funny because I'm familiar with you

Oh. Okay...

Yeah but you're like the saddest man on any board I've ever fucking been to

>gyaru
user, no.

Well, top five maybe.

no what?

bump

tl;dr stop killing threads with your shit nigger

user, the whole point of us existing is to procreate and grow the human population. That’s our natural purpose

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Fuck that noise.

Think more socially awkward and strinking for a 6.5/10

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bump