The Main Character(s) from the first show you can think of is now serving one of the 4 gods of chaos...

Oh, nosiness.

For a quick explanation about the Chaos gods
youtube.com/watch?v=2aSK2JPEBVI

Yes and no. They represent both good and bad emotions.

Khorne is not only anger and hatred, but also honor and courage.
Tzeench is curiosity and hope, as well as cunning and schemes and treachery and change
Nurgle is acceptance and stagnation and entropy
And slaneesh is pleasure and pain

Fine, here are the summaries for each god.

>Tzeetch (top-right)
>God of change, represents schemes, conspiracies, mutation, hope, knowledge, and evolution (basically the equivalent of the democrats)
>Nurgle (Bottom-left)
>God of nature, represents erosion, disease, stagnancy, traditions, resilience, and life itself (basically the republicans, hwich is why he is a rival of Tzeetch)
>Khorne (top-left)
>War god, represents rage, violence, blood, destruction, justice, and honor
>Slaanesh (bottom-right)
>Pleasure god, represents desire, pain, excess, sexuality, suffering, joy, and happiness

>steven universe
well not khorne because muh pacifism, his whole love above all makes me think slaanesh but then again his whole life philosophy is based on accepting yourself despite imperfections so that don´t fly. he is basically an abomination so nurgle might like him but then again he has healing powers sooo that only leaves tzeentch. in a wierd way steven uses love and family to manipulate and bend the world to his will so i think it fits. the entire gem empire is being shaped by him so tzeentch would appreciate to have him as a pawn and if steven would fall to chaos it would make sense to be for a "greater good"

But Malal

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>sonic
slaanesh
>knuckles
khorne
>tails
tzeentch
>amy
slaanesh
>sticks
malal

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>Big Bird
Khorne.

Leave

These guys would probably worship malal, considering they also no longer exist.

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Nah, i prefer worshipping FF espers.
Thanks anyway.

Which Yea Forums characters would follow our glorious Emperor of mankind

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Master Shake - Khorne
Frylock - Tzeech
Meatwad - Nurgle
Carl - Slaanesh

This is perfect

Only the feeble and weak would worship that pathetic rotting husk of man, especially since he made has point clear that he didn't even want to be worshipped as a god by sending girlyman over to Monarchia and having him smash it to bits. Trust me, you're better off serving the side of chaos, my friends.

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so the pink one is a guy right

to keep it short existance has a parallel universe comprised entirely of thoughtforms influenced by the subconscious and conscious thoughts ad feelings of every living being

$ of these forms became the dominant entities and ten to fuck with each other and reality

Tzeentch- A trickster and manipulator whos sole point of existence is to scheme and mess with whatever the fuck he likes.

Khorn-anger incarnate, the most honorable of the 4 because he just fucking hates everything he wont back stab you he'll stab you in the face repeatedly

Slaanesh-intersex god/ess of pleasure and sadism, literally murderfucked into existence

Nurgle-god of rot decay and stagnation basically the Chris Chan of the 4. Keeps a goddess of healing prisoner for testing his various illnesses and pestilences on.

Basically they are all the aspects of human emotion and more akin to sentient forces of nature than true gods.

Fuck off Lorgar

#blameLorgar

Of course he is. Only a man could pull that look off.

>implying malal exists

ed-nurgle
double dee-tzeench
eddy-khorne

kankers-slaanesh

They are emotions of all humans male and female, they are genderless.

so could i suck his dick or what

Both, and in this specific case, possible evento more stuff, for evil sexual stuff of course

If you wanted slaanesh to then that dick would be both everything you wanted and vastly more than you could ever hope to handle until you were drowning in a god's semen and mutating into a whatever the fuck.

>No one mentioning best chaos god
Where my boy Great Horned Rat at

>Worshiping rats

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>Horned Rat
>anything but a mere shitter

>Worshiping fat dead frogs

>Hating on based Lord Kroak

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Slaanesh gets replaced

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based lizardposter

Tzeetch because of all the prep time.

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>meathead
>naturally skilled fighter
>acts way before thinking
>freakish athleticism
>laughs while committing murder
>partial to fighting and eating monsters
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, DABS FOR THE DAB THRONE.

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>AoS lore
Keep it on /aosg/, we don't want that garbage here.

You can't because that's heresy and the inquisition will kick you in the balls.

>Tzeetch

Hey hey

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S1 Star would be Khorne. S3-S4 Star would be Slaneesh

She murdered countless for no reason, that's fucking Khorne.

He's also the God of hope. Still evil.

Steven=Tzeentch

Stevonnie=Slannesh

>Horned Rat
>Not the chad Malal
Fuck you hes canon