Is there a single Yea Forums character that could stop the Third Impact?

Imagine the magical life lesson Uncle Grandpa would give Shinji.

That's cute that you have had only 3 impacts.

We've had 5.

Th-Thousand.

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so any alien?
ok, we have superman to begnning with.

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Believe In Steven

Well I already saved the universe a couple times today. I think I can squeeze in saving the world before lunch.

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MM would unironically be one of the best choices, yes.

Supes doesn't matter in this crises. He won't tang, but there's nothing he can do about Lilith. Punching her won't do anything because she is incorporeal, and even if he did splattify her with a punch it wouldn't matter because she doesn't need her body. Superman can't deal with souls, much less an absurdly powerful soul like a seed of life, so really all he can do is sit on the beach and freak out because all of his human friends and family collapsed into orange fluid and there's nothing he can do about it.

He can see souls

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Unless he does it more than once, it isn't canon. Otherwise we have to always take into account Superman's ability to shoot tiny versions of himself out of his hands that have all the same powers that he does.

>Is there a single Yea Forums character that-
Yes go back Yea Forums fag

Unironically Steven universe.

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Dude, this is Post-Crisis, not some dumb silver age shit. Conner is right fucking there.

The question is never is there one, the question is always what is the weakest character that can. There's nothing in any media that can deal with Thought Robot barring Tooonforce shenanigans.

Plankton

More than a few.

Clark could do it, without throwing a punch

how is the third impact seen from alien point of view? Some sort of local weather rarity that only happen to earth?

Holy shit Chyna's clitdick really got out of hand didn't it.

Honestly, I'm thinking of how the Irken would respond to Third Impact on Earth.

They'd have an Invader other than Zim go collect the Tang for Snacks.

Steven would be the type of little asshole to START an impact event considering how much he wants to be just a foil for anime cliches

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Some sort of reality warper, off the top of my head:
>Strange
>Legion
>MM
>Phoenix
>Scarlet Witch (she couldn't stop the event but could certainly change the outcome)
>Charles Xavier (Can't stop the event but can influence people's perceptions of it and perhaps fix Shinji's fucked up head)
>Doom

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>Alan Moore: The Space Wizard was such a problematic vehicle of blatant wish fulfillment
>Alan Moore: But Prospero and Mary Poppins can do whatever they want. That's keen

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Volume 4 was such a shitshow.

Strange or Fate. Constantine could probably do it by tricking Gendo into jacking him off with his Adam hand.

Wait, Superman basically stopped an incursion?

Sounds like a job for Martian ManhunAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LEX HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>implying Steven wouldn't welcome the tang
It's basically a world wide fusion.

>hey guys this is gendo hikari and he says he's sorry ok.

Wasn't Third Impact depicted as a transdimensional host relocation ritual on Eva encylopedia?

Supes basically talks Shinji out of it

>trying to scold someone about canon when you don't even know the distinction of pre and post crisis
Kill yourself casual fuckwit

Are you really going to pretend that comics stopped doing stupid, one-off situational powerups that never come up again post-crises?

I hope you are, because I could use a good laugh.

>I-I totally knew what t-those were
Hahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahha

These posts aren't interesting and are one of banes of this board. You and all you weeb faggots go back to Yea Forums.

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No retard that shit is not canon because it was pre-new 52 not because you say so. You were correct but didn't know why and acted like a smug retard with your incorrect reasoning.
Please die faggot.

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Not a weeb, I hate these threads too. I'm just saying that the question they mean to ask is always "What is the weakest thing that can do [x]" since there is always something in Yea Forums that can do [x].

But that's anime OP.

What you thought OP's intent was and what his actual intent is are two completely seperate beasts. What OP wants is to shit up this board with Yea Forums shit. I bet you would never fucking see "Is there a single Yea Forums character that could beat Superboy Prime" threads on that board, but here you can't even have legitimate discussion on comic books or cartoons, it's always fucking live-action shit or anime.

Yea Forums has a strict delete and ban policy against all anime/manga discussions that isn't shonen or moe thanks to the butthurt jannies on there.

Wish we had mods that dedicated. This board is meant for two things, COMIC BOOKS and CARTOONS. MEDIUMS. Just as Yea Forums is for movies and television shows, or how Yea Forums is for anime and manga. But NOPE, can't have that, gotta have movies and television because They're "Yea Forums properties". WELL GO TO Yea Forums IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOVIES. GO TO Yea Forums IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANIME.

Yea Forums literally deletes and bans any non-shonen or moeblob shit you post on there (and sometimes even those two). It's a fucking shitshow.

Calm down, you sperging autist.

Stop freaking out

Not my problem.

Billy Batson or Dr Sivana

T. someone who's way too racist to ever post on Yea Forums to begin with. So spreading legends and lies is all you have left to shitpost.

Fuck you, this shit is fucking tiring man.

>REEEEEEEEEE STOP RUINING MUH SAFESPACE

On-topic, the only ones that can stop Third Impact are those who are both not a part of Earth's biosphere as well as possessing the power to interact with Lilith and convince her to not tang everyone to hell.

I'm not asking for a safe-space, I'm asking for a board that isn't infested by this shit. Point me in the direction of a board to discuss comic books and not movies and I will leave this shithole forever.

>"Hey Seele! You don't have to do this! There should be another way!

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Yea Forums is basically celeb/hollywood gossip board right now. They don't even discuss movies anymore.

>You don't stop Third Impact using force

Are you trying to claim something exists that Popeye can't punch?

>t. Asking for a safe space

I remember that time an user from a arrived here to ask anime recs to get into japanimation, he made this exact same thread on Yea Forums and got deleted.

Apparently discussing about anime is not allowed on Yea Forums. Funny enough he got better replys here than there.

>I'm asking for a board that isn't infested by this shit.
So a safespace then.

It's honestly a miracle Demon Slayer threads are allowed over there, since it doesn't really fit into the same mold of mindless drivel those faggots tend to eat up.

I wish for the power to keep Simon safe.

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That shit was so avoidable that Courage the Cowardly Dog could have stopped it.

>*Courage are the computer*
>"HELP HELP teen boy can't stop crying! What do I do"
>Computer: "I don't know how about you befriend him you twit."

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Well Gendo actually had a sympathetic reason for wanting Third Impact, he wanted to reunite with Yui because he knew he was a horrible father to Shinji.

They also now get banned as Goblin Slayer has ceased having rape in later arcs.

>Literally drove his son into madness
>Turned his wife into a giant robot
>Makes clones of her and used like batteries

>"It's okay, guys, he said he's sorry"

Oh no! Every female cast member has been inseminated by Shinji! What to do?

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Jej. If it was a Courage episode it would work. Theyd go to the zoo or something. If it were an Evangelion episode Courage would get run over by a motorcycle.

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>yfw that's exactly how it happened in EoE

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>ceased having rape
Why would anyone be that heartless?

Basically a God Alien Race created life on other planets by sending Seeds there. Whichever Seed lands there determines the type of life that grows; Seed of Life, or Seed of Knowledge. Humanity is a Seed of Knowledge life form while the Angels are a Seed of Life lifeform.

Third Impact is what happens when you combine the two Seeds together, it basically makes everyone into a godly being.

a normal day in SU

>Courage picks himself up from the pavement
>looks like shit
>Laughs

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Wait why did he do all that shit?

I've always found funny that eva is about to depression, surrealism and experimentation and otakus can't stop they autism to turn eveything into their bland and safe confort zone, so every eva fanart-fanfic is about how chad shinji is.

Yui chose to become a giant robot. That was the whole point, she had some kind of plan going on and never told Gendo.

Because of Yui, who was just as bad as he was.

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>"Hey Lois, remember the time I was the director of a biological fighting robot company?"

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How about you actually talk about the bad shit he actually did nigger.

I mean, it's gonna stop if it gets eaten.

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make more evas

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Only acceptable answer

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that or edgy shit
and there is plenty of edgy shit to go around already

So that's entry level power cosmic stuff, silver surfer mythos has a few entities doing it on a daily basis including himself.

Well to be accurate his wife put herself in the robot. He is just trying to get her out.

And clones are not batteries they are just spare bodies for Rei who is needed alive to perform the Third Impact as Gendo desires it. The clones are also used to make the dummy plug system so that the Eva can be controlled without a pilot.

Though ya Shinji descent to mental breakdown is pretty much Gendo fault.

These are the same people who unironically and wholeheartedly believe series like Inuyasha would be better if someone like Kikyo dragged the MC kicking and screaming into Hell, or if everyone they don't like was violently killed off in favor of shitty yandere girls they developed an obsession over.

Yea Forums is genuinely terrible outside of being a good lolcow farm.

Yes.

>"Holy friggin crap Shinji you destroyed the universe! Oh look a giant boob!"

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Irkens gave a shit about earth, anyways. The war between the human race and godlike creatures are meaningless for them.

They might just watch the fireworks for 2 minutes and then return to eat junk food and conquest planets.

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But Shinji is a Chad. He's best boy and best girl at the same time.

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I'll just gonna talk as shit as I want about eva, I you don't mind.

If you want to have actual eva discussion how about read the fucking title of the board and then get the fuck out?

Nah

Autism.

@109587869
Not you.

>Yea Forums is genuinely terrible outside of being a good lolcow farm.
Could you please explain more?

Alan Moore is a shit show

Starting a shitshow over there, basically. It's VERY easy to get Yea Forums to break down and start throwing a bitchfit over pretty much every little thing. A few good ones are doing shit like implying Bakugou and Kirishima/Deku from MHA are gay for each other, talking about Gohan in general, discussing Goblin Slayer, talking about Kagome, etc.

The place is absolutely toxic for any kind of discussion whatsoever.

he's bitter his toonami experience doesn't make him a proud general thread maker like on Yea Forums so he vents like a coward in a random thread

Haven't used Toonami much at all. Just posting what I've actively seen on Yea Forums itself.

Just get Master Shake to Swap Places with Shinji before he gets in the robot to judge all of humanity

>UNBELIEVABLE! I bust. My. ASS! To fight all these cubes n pyramids for da world, and this is what I get! Some Blue Babe, that I can't TOUCH. What's the point! I don't wana be Judge Jury, Executioner all I want is some good quality time with a girl who ain't static to all hell and won't CRY the minute she calls me DADDY alright? Third Impact is cancelled Ya Hear Me? NO One gets saved. Yeah, tell those guys to go back to their freakin Simon Says Room, and find someone else to save humanity. Because I don't feel like lookin at all those things with faces looking at me and moaning from stabbin themselves with their swords. I don't swing that way.

>GOD, this blows. w-W.What the hell is this?! Get this guy outta her! uhhh Kawloon, eerraaa..Kit Kat or Kamakazee! Whatever the hell it was just get him outta here! Go back to REI. So I can REIGN her IN and pull the plug on this whole thing.

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He'd just pawn it off on Meatwad who'd save the day because he's retarded and it's funny when he saves shit.
Then, while Meatwad's doing that, Shake is constantly bitching at him about doing it wrong and not using enough lasers or something.

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I don’t watch anime because it’s gay as hell honestly but reading the wiki I still don’t know third impact is.

Someone explain it to me.

I'm glad someone else thought this. He can just sing and Lilith would be like "shit my bad"

>anime
>gay

Uh basically an apocalypse that affects any creature born on Earth.

Armaggeddon/Rapture-like event that results in all human souls being freed from their bodies and fused together into one. Apparently there are different things that can happen from there, and conflict over what that should be was part of the series' intrigue. In the movie itself, it was sort of called off before it was fully realized, and all of Earth's disembodied souls were given the choice to re-embody is they chose to do so.

You have shit taste and should not be on Yea Forums if you use the word toxic to describe a board.
Faggots like you need to leave.

>waaaaaaa
Cry more.

Brain Blast + Cheese Ray

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SHAKEMAN GET YOUR FREAKIN ROBOT OFF MY LAWN. The uh... the naked chick can stay. How you doin' baby?

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Best Boy

the only one who can truly stop the third impact

Yeah Yea Forums has it

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Shinji just needs a little help from Uncle Grandpa

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ascending to the next evolutionary step, which consists in getting all humanity drinked by a giant woman thats masturbating 24/7, and said woman was the origin of all human life (and dolphins).

>AYE FRYMAN WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE ANGEL THINGS ON MY LAWN
>although... that giant naked chick can stay i can see her nipples from down here

>Popeye punches the Third Impact
>Earth becomes a paradise

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I thought that it was all according to Yui's Keikaku

>"Oh no! The final result of Seele's mind-bending experiments has turned everyone into Tang! The goomanity has tainted Mother Nature's precious oceans, revealing Seele's secret appeal, to repeal the rights of the ocean's seels. They've had it good for too long, so I'm gonna be ramblin' on."

Yui's plan likely changed, if such a thing is possible for a soul trapped inside of a giant bio-robot. Initially it seemed that her idea for Third Impact would be creating a set of beings, using the Evas, rather that one being which she felt would be akin to no one existing at all. However she also talks about herself, in the Eva, being a proof of humanities existence even if humans ended, and she appears to be pleased with Shinji's choice of rejecting Instumentality all together and allowing humanity to reembody.

More than likely? The creators never had a plan for her, and just made shit up as they went along that sounded cool.

woops

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Popeye clearly has the will to live.

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Deadman?

Dear Mike Tyson Mystery team, I'm a member of an organization called Nerv and some strages things have been going on.

If I do anything I might get in trouble, so I was hoping you could investigate. I also have this 14 year old girl who wants to bang me, but I think I can just ignore that problem.
-sincerely, an anonymous employee

Yea Forums should be able to work out how things go down.

In many ways, Greg Universe is the anti Gendo Ikari.

Nah I'm just kidding it was me hehehehehhehehe

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>Give it a dong and we'll talk. 'Cause I ain't ridin' in no woman robot. They're inferior. That's why we pay them less.

Okay, so what causes it and how does it work? That's the main point of consideration, since we're talking about how to stop it.

They definitely did make stuff up as they went along, but they still tried (how successfully is up to debate) to twist things into some sort of vague but coherent plot. At any rate, Yui and Gendou have some sort of plan that involves using the Evas to advance humanity somehow, while Seele just wants everyone to return to where they came from.

There are apparently any number of scenarios that can cause it, involving some sort of contact between Adam (giant alien that landed on Earth billions of years ago, was supposed to give birth to a form of life known as Angels), an Angel (weird lifeforms born from Adam), Lilith (another giant alien that landed on Earth long after Adam and created the primordial ooze that all Earth life, including humans, eventually evolved from), the Evangelions (cybrogized clones of Adam and Lilith) and the Spear of Longinus (an ancient alien tool that landed on Earth with Adam). Once some particular combination of these comes about, it becomes possible to generate an enormous Anti-AT Field, which is something that breaks down the AT Field, i.e. the physical and mental boundary that separates and contains an individual life form.

Actually Seele's intention seems to be that they would be able to join with an Eva becoming basically a god. They didn't really care about the rest of humanity.

How they'd do that without having to do the contact experiement with an Eva, I have no idea.

Good. We need more pilots.

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On the topic of aliens.

Given that all seeds of life generated by the First Ancestral Race in Evangelion contain AT fields, all organisms that stem from the Seeds of Life are suseptible to GodRei's anti-ATfield.
To that extent, defeating GodRei requires intervention from sentient beings that do not contain AT-Fields.

That's where things can get tricky;
It's difficult to know or assume which alien races were or weren't created by F.A.R.. Moreso, it's difficult to know whether the AT field is intrinsic to sentience/life. And it's difficult to know if instrumentality is localized, or can spread indefinitely.

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Giving him a free (You) just to spite you.

Don't fucking post in the first place if you don't want to give him attention.

>Okay, so what causes it and how does it work?
The concept is that the human soul (or an organisms soul in general) is what allows it to maintain its form. Without an soul, a human essentially melts into a puddle of seawater.

Third Impact is an event where everyone's soul is forcefully ripped from their body and merged into a God-like entity. It affects all living things.

>sentient beings that do not contain AT-Fields.
Just send a sentient robot to do the job. Like Vision or Red Tornado or something. Fuck, now I want an Eva series where Jet Alone saves the day.

A whooooole lotta bullshit. I really don't think it was supposed to make sense.

Yeah, but the AT field is generally described as the ego. Jet Alone almost works except that you still need someone to remotely control it, but Vision and Red Tornado might actually have AT fields of their own.

Skoodge could do it.

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How about the Guardians of The Universe. Oldest beings around.

That's where things get really complicated. Like, the similar question in Eva is "Could GodRei fare against The First Ancestral Race"? And it begs the other question, "Does the anti AT field only work on descendents of FAR?"

My gut says the guardians should be in the clear but I'm speaking out of my ass by that point.

hes technically Yea Forums thanks to his comics and have stopped such an 'everyone on Earth fuses into one being' event before. Possibly multiple times. I"m sure hes got this

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Ez

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Based

The Specter

I can already see Zim trying to ally with the angels and them somehow fuck everything up

Wasn't the Cluster instrumentality?

Underrated

Third Impact affects all life in the universe, including alien life.

Mr. Mxyzptlk, Bugs, anyone with toonforce

Dr. Manhattan, anyone with god mode

Wrong. Third Impact, as triggered by Lilith (Rei), only affects Lillian lifeforms (lifeforms born from Lilith's moon/seed of life i.e. humans). Lifeforms born from other seeds like those born from Adam (the Angels), or those born on other worlds from other F.A.R. seeds, should theoretically not be affect by Third Impact, otherwise triggering it would have literally ruined all that the F.A.R. had accomplished.

Keep in mind that the F.A.R. never intended for something like GodRei/Lilith to form, because Two seeds were never meant to interact. We have no fucking idea what Third Impact would actually be like assuming the entity filly formed and became ascendant.

>ctrl+F
>no Thanos
Just one snap is all it takes. Two to recreate it.

>Ooooohhhh shit MARCUS is that an Angel? Don't they have wings and feathers and shit?

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It relied on human naturally being part of the White Egg. Depending on the setting, that can't work. In Marvel, humans are Celestial experiments. In DC, humans are an embryonic form of the New Gods.

Assuming it could effect humanity, it still runs into huge problems.

In Marvel, you have several omega level telepaths that could easily take control of the tang pool. You also have the Eternals who the Celestials made to prevent anyone fucking with their experiment on that scale. 3rd impact is the kind of thing the Eternals are made to prevent.

In DC, you have several beings that just aren't part of humanity. Metal Men. Doom Patrol. Superman. The Amazons. The Atlanteans. You have an entire army of characters unaffected b 3rd impact who can and will kick giant naked Rei's ass and un-tang humanity.

Considering it's happening on Earth, several forces from the life entity to the Green and Red are going to slap Lilith silly and fuck her stupid.

Not only that, it was a good decade before Hickman started writing Avengers.

He did it in the Azzarello Lex series.

>Supes can't interact with the immaterial.
He's got several ways to do just that. He could just fly into the tang and do what he did to the Hollow Men.

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>godly being
It's a pool of human sludge.

There wouldn't have been one. Humanoid life would have dominated or Angel life would have dominated depending on whatever seed landed on the planet. 3rd impact was a freakshow that happened because a bunch of human figured out how to pop AT fields by fucking around with angels and decided it would be really awesome if humans had their AT fields popped.

But Steven’s solution to the Cluster was basically “Hey guys keep doing Third Impact, do it harder or you’ll break everything!”

Anyone remember that time Superman fought an angel?

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We should have seen the warning signs as early as Promethea, in hindsight.

>Waifuism and female empowerment are GOOD
>This pervy ol’ wizard is probably BAD
>But he teaches our girl about magic sexually which is GOOD
>No I’m not going to explain what his history with Promethea is or the implied conflict with them
>Fuck off
>Im ending the world and masturbating to anarchy again
>Yeah he gets a happy ending too so what

Hey, at least Stardust is cool in the webcomic.

Anyone remember that time Heaven straight up invaded Earth and Superman wrestled an archangel? Not Mikey or Lucy or even that jobber Gabby, but still. Story said it was an archangel. And Supres wrestled it.

>This kills the Morningstar fags

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user pls as a Morningstarfag I’ve seen Lucy be depowered because he wanted to walk into Izanami’s house of windowless rooms, be tricked into punching out his own powers by precognitive deck of cards designed by an angel to reflect creation, a japanese pantheon’s sympathetic sacrificial manipulation of some of his shed feathers and the Lilim being uppity at exactly the wrong time, going to the World Tree while not checking what he was offered to trick while weakened and simply be overwhelmed because, surprise surprise, when it’s 1/3 of Heaven versus 2/3s of Heaven and you’re one archangel against two, one of whom is the RAW POWER half of Gawd Almighty, you’re getting your shit rocked no matter how stubborn you are.

I have literally no problem with Lucy shitting himself at the team that drove off a fucking Gentry invasion even if I’m not 100% sure that’s Actually DC Lucifer and not a generic devil guy being memed at me.

>toxic
Kill yourself or go back to tumblr.

It happened after Fawcett's acquisition by DC on Earth-S. So it's DC canon.

Cool beans. Like I said Lucifer feels so cucked by God’s mere existence he got Dream to shear off his wings just to formalise his resignation from Hell I don’t think mah boi suffered any more than usual from that incident. He didn’t solve the prehistoric god bubble wish network thing with brute force either.

I honestly think Darkseid at full power versus Lucifer would be more of an even fight than other Morningstarfags seem to think, especially how I get the impression the Presence and the Source are supposed to be distinct things at the moment with the hints of the Great Darkness being behind the Otherkind and the Sphere of the Gods extending to the Dark Multiverse in current JLD, the way Luci’s current run says he’s merely one of the strongest beings around and the fact that magic side shit isn’t gaining anywhere near the full attention the Perpetua shit is.

>waaaaaa

Obelix

Wait, wait. I thought that the reason the angels wanted to get to Adam is because they realized they would be destroyed if the Lillin activated Third Impact, and they wanted to reach it first to prevent this. If that's incorrect, what the fuck were the Angels doing?

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you literally only make noise now.

Just goes to show that a writers best efforts can't stop the horniess of their fan base.
Just look at the pony fandom. Or don't. Best not to, they are hideous to look at.

he can punch it, it just wont do anything

Sinestro could but I don't know if he would.

I think beings descended from Lilith are affected by Third Impact.

The Tang is just a liquid. Everyone's souls are located in the Black Egg

the AT fioelds of Adam and Lilith based life are literally shown, in the show, to be able to interact, block, and negate each other several times. A creature's AT field is also shown to have a limit, and I doubt the Lilith/Rei's soul is so strong as to encompass the universe.

At most She could tang all life in the solar system.

Go back to bed Kaworu

You ever heard of the Superman villain, the silver banshee?

Good times

Lilith is outside of Specter's jurisdiction. From a cosmological standpoint, everything Lilith is doing is 100% within her rights as creator and owner of the minds, bodies, and souls of all earth based life.

Seele is fair game for some harsh justice, because they willingly killed off half of humanity just to get this ball rolling, but Third Impact is out of Specter's hands.

>It's a pool of human sludge.
It's a pool of sludge that forcefully removes and absorbs a person's soul by proximity.

Angels should be affected too, though. It's been proven that they also disintegrate into LCL when their AT field is thoroughly disrupted. So Lilith's anti-AT field should hypothetically work on anything with that has an AT field, or at the very least it should work on anything descended from F.A.R.

>living in tokyo
>everyone says to stay calm
>it's hard to stop SEELE
>in your giant robot mom

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HEARTY KEK

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Would love to see Megas body slam the EVAs

This thread got me to finally watch that scene cuz I honestly had no idea what it was and it wasn't at all what I thought this image was portraying. I thought she was just yanking all the souls out or fucking the earth to death or something.

>"oh my god look at the side of that pussy. God I'd like to fly up there and give her the 4th impact if you catch my drift!"
>"Pigeon she's going to kill us"
>"Shut up Marcus, I'm gonna die how I lived. With a boner"

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Popeye can use spinnach to fight the incorporeal and divine. Dumb casual.

In fact he can punch the ethereal into the physical world. Popeye is based.

how does he punish shinjis fetish for comatose women?

As some have already stated, the answer is Uncle Grandpa. Not only could he stop third impact,he could help every character with their mental and emotional problems. He could also stop all the angels by either talking it out with them or asking Mr.Gus to go full Black Godzilla on them.

Not surprising considering Snakemom got a full pardon and village funding for gay son experiments.

He would just drink the tang.

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based and shakepilled

You’d have to retcon how DC Earth humans came to be for that to happen.

Dr. Sivana.

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Trying to kick humanity’s ass so they can become the dominate life of Earth.

He'd likely fuck the 3rd impact. Literally.

It didn’t yang any Evas though.

Jesus christ you're right

You have to retcon how DC Earth humans came to be for ANYTHING third impact related to be happening. Otherwise Lilith isn't on Earth in the first place and nothing happens.

Anyone from MLP:FiM. The movie literally ends with the power of friendship being learnt, after all.

The hell it won't.

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You underestimate the strength of Popeye's punches. They can restructure the meta-fabric of the universe to the point where they damage the film reel he's currently being animated on. There is nothing he cannot punch and there is nothing these punches cannot affect or change.

holy shit...popeye is old timey saitama

Fuuuug, I forgot that happened

He even got kosher meat in there, neat.

Does that mean Popeye is technically a Rabbi?

Of course he would. After all, all he wants to do is see them turn into a giant woman.

Maybe it's because the evas don't really have souls of their own? They're kind of conduits.

had a dram where the third impact was happening and i remember slapping rei and its suddenly stopped...so yeah

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is that even a question

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Nah it's just god doesn't want to say no to popeye.

Literally Superman but he'd end up just talking to Shinji from the start or dealing with the Angels themselves.

The Third Impact affects only human souls right?
So anyone that isn't human that can kill Lilith before she merges all souls in LCL, there's quite a few

SHIELD vs Checkmate vs NERV

Who wins?

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LIKE A BOSS

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You think Shinji is capable of that? Orly?

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NICE

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Not really, Shinji's just a little bitch, Yui was down for the robot thing and he loved the clones of his wife more than his son. Also it wasn't "okay", Rei was so mad at Gendo she specifically denied him access to the tang despite it being his idea so he'd be "reunited" with his wife.

Based and Shake-pilled.
Humanity saved.

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pic slightly related

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See. This is why Galactus should have come around and wiped out those seeds.

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I want to know how /o/ would stop it.

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Why are we so rubbish?

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Best Boy

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mfw I just finished rewatching the series and End Of Eva

Get out of my head, Yea Forums!

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>auto-tang

I'm stealing this

> "Hello, is this Commander Ikari? Good. I figured if anyone knows how to get Tang, it'd be you."

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Not sure if Third Impact affects underwear.

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>The Third Impact affects only human souls right?
No, it's not species-exclusive. It's a massive Anti-AT field that reverts all life to LCL (primordial soup, essentially) by erasing their identity, individuality, and self-definition. I don't remember the exact technobabble, but when the scientists were panicking about it, they said something about how no living thing would be able to retain its shape.

Are you serious?
This guy could do it inside a paper bag.

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A lot of heroes could derail third impact, but it really depends on when. Like if things are fucked up enough that pic related is happening, then your only hope is appealing to Shinji and/or Lilith, and I'm still not clear if SEELE was actually able to shackle Lilith with the MP Evas, or if due to having Rei's memories and what little personality she had, Lilith only cares about what Shinji wants, and will give him a taste despite seeming to have misgivings.

>I shall communicate with the source of this phenomenon
>AAAHHH

Probably more likely than usual, given that Lilith is some fucked up shit.

This is a great explanation other than the part about Shinji and Asuka being the only ones to come back. Feels a bit odd to say that out of billions of people, they were the only two people who could visualize themself and have a will to live. Just because we don't see anyone else in the ending doesn't mean they aren't there.

Third Impact would make things even easier for Galactus since he'd just need a straw.

Well, maybe a comet or two for ice cubes.

No no, courage would run off for a passing dog and inflict further abandonment trauma on shinji.

>Shinji is crying in elevator after byebye with Misato
>dingading, elevator doors open
>see pic related
very differen mobie desu

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this reminds me, i should probably finish the show, i only ever got 4 eps in

That literally happened to Shinji already though, it didn't really help too much iirc

writers for comics have a bad habit of using omniverse instead of multiverse, i remember one time a writer legitimately used

>this is the first entity that went outside the omniverse

Not jus someone who isnt "of earth", you need someone who isnt of Lilith, or more importantly, a black seed of life.

I would guess that most DC heroes fall under Liliths domain, and not Adam's, so they would all fail.

They're not even from earth and don't want it. They"re just showing up temporarily.

Steven

Could the Power Rangers do it? They also got big robots.

I don't know where people got this idea that Lilith's anti-AT field cannot affect Adam based life. You literally see in the series Adam and Lilith AT fields affect each other's organisms. Second Impact is Adam's AT field neutralizing the AT fields of almost everyone in the arctic expedition.

The Third Impact wouldn't affect anyone of the DC Earth, so it wouldn't require stopping.

What even is the third impact and who the hell are lilith and adam?

I wish underage retards didn't post on Yea Forums but here you are

yeah right

...

Only one

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Coop is such a legend

Basically, the giant alien probe (Lilith) that first seeded Earth with life in the first place gets reactivated with the order to recall everything it made. This results in every single living thing on Earth popping like a balloon into primordial soup and their souls getting hoovered up into storage for later.

A global conspiracy called Seele triggered this on purpose because they see this as a form of existence where the souls of every living human will endure forever, no longer needing to worry about such concepts as death. Basically, they create an afterlife and immediately beam everyone up to it at once.

Technically this should only work on things that are under Lilith's domain, but it doesn't matter how strong you are if you are an Earth based life form. You can have all of the powers in the world, and every cell in your body still has 'property of Lilith' written on it in really tiny letter so you lose.

Aliens MIGHT still be tanged by Lilith as collateral damage, but frankly its probably for the best if they are not because even if their bodies dissolve I don't think Lilith has a claim to their souls so they won't end up in the Black Moon with everyone else. If someone like Superman gets Tanged, I would imagine they just... die. They won't end up in the Human Instrumentality mindscape, because they weren't invited.

Unironically NOT Steven

Neck yourselves sugarfags

Believe In Steven

Yeah tons of characters can defeat that. Popeye obviously, but even guys like Hulk should be immune for example (All Gamma Mutates go straight to the lowest Hell, do not pass GO, do not collect 200 dollars )

Hell Doom could probably take control of Lilith from the inside based on sheer egotism. Galactus would straight up eat her. Strange could banish her, Ghost Rider could burn all her souls at once, and again competing claims.

Lilith might be King Shit in Eva verse, but both DC and Marvel have way more going on.

Hal Jordan’s got this.

Trying to argue that willpower would solve this problem is as faulty and desperate as saying "Sandwich-Making man is the best sandwich maker in all of comics, so that means he has to be able to make a sandwich that would solve this problem."

Some things you don't get a vote on, and Lilith ripping your soul out of your body is one of them.

Green Lanterns who die in service go the Emerald Space, not Heaven or Hell.

And most of the time when a person dies their soul doesn't go to a verifiable, physical location you can see with the naked eye because its current in orbit.

In a world where there are other afterlives at play, the logical interpretation of what Lilith is doing is that she is intercepting souls before they have a chance to go anywhere else. The person isn't "dead", their body is reduced to tang and their soul is moved into storage. This is also what allows them to return to a physical form later on: because they are not technically dead, just stored for later.

Alternatively willpower might save him after the soul taking like when he killed himself and came back wielding Nekron as a steed. That or his status as a previous host of the Spectre could help.

How did Shinji inseminate herself?

The problem with the Anti-AT field is that you're not really given a choice, all life within the radius is unable to maintain its form. The ego is a sense of self, which is stripped away by the Anti-AT field. Doom would be one of the first to reembody though.

Why do you fags lie about Yea Forums? I just don't get it.
Anyway all you have to do is take a look at the board to see literally everything on topic can discussed there, and rec threads are always banned. No politics, no webcomics drivel, no social justice, no Yea Forums.

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i wish i was underage so i had the time and energy to escape this place
whats your excuse?

Nobody in EVA even begins to match a guy like Doom in sheer will. But in the MU there are many.

Again Lilith is the end all be all in EVA but she'd be just another villain of the week in Marvel.

So, again, he'll be one of the first to reembody. This is like you saying that an ice cube won't melt in an over because the ice thinks really highly of itself.

If it's a Doom Ice Cube, it probably won't.

Doom could definitely whip up a device or spell that made unmelting ice cubes or stopped Lilith in her tracks.

As could Strange or Reed.

In universes where willpower can be harnessed into a physical energy, it wouldn’t melt.

So basically talk down Shinji before he decides to kill everyone on Earth.

I could imagine Popeye getting TANG'D only for some can of spinach to appear and get absorbed into it.

Cue Kaiju Popeye rising from the sea of Tang and punching Lilith out of the solar system

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I can think of two....

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So you admit you don't like comics and cartoons and that you only want to watch live-action capeshit.

So you do want a safe space.

Willpower in EVA doesn’t manifest as a cosmic green energy that kills multiverse level beings.

Hal, and other Lanterns for that matter, annihilate Lilith.

It’s a rather moot point though, as DC and Marvel humans aren’t like Eva humans. They aren’t tang held together by ego fields that are sometimes force fields.

No.
I just want Yea Forums shit off of the Yea Forums board.
You just want an excuse to talk about anime and live-action because you don't want to admit you read comics and watch cartoons because you're so mature.

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Oh I love cartoons and comics. I just don’t know why we gotta put up walls and shit. I love crossing over shit.

Anyone who can kill the planet and everyone on it before it kicks off properly.

She jacked off on himself while she was sleeping.

AT Fields are a hell of a drug

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