HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Noah Campbell
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Adam Kelly
Pearl, we all know you would've had to shapeshift the reproductive organs necessary for this to happen.
Hunter Fisher
Did someone say PREG THREAD
Here we go.
Thomas Morgan
Give me one with the muscle girl, whatever her name is
Jack Davis
No! No one said it! NO ONE SAID IT!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin Evans
Jasper. Sorry, don't have Jasper.
Here's a Peridot instead.
Dylan King
The Murdercock claims another victim. Now it will slumber for another 15 years
Easton Martin
How many gems do you think he's murdered in the 2 years since the end of last season?
Joshua Ross
Any of these would be awesome!
Espesually Garnet!
Leo Perez
Last one.
Justin Morris
Thomas Wright
Way too short to be realistic
Brandon Robinson
Why would Pearl fuck Greg?
Wyatt Bennett
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR [THE OLD UNIVERSE CHARM]
Christian Jackson
To see if she could taste Rose on him.
Carson Russell
The Old Universe Charm
Jacob James
All the gems living on earth are going to die at some point. The rumors of an all-female alien society on earth will bring about the lookeeloos and thirsty fuckboys, with a smattering of Greg-tier chads who will impregnate the entire population to death. Then comes the domination of the gem hybrid ubermensch.
Aiden Roberts
I've never gotten what the basis for the "Murdercock" memes are aside from Greg's relationship with Rose. That meme persona is at odds with Greg's actual personality. He doesn't seem brutal or cold like the memes make him out to be, nor does he seem like someone that'd go around knocking women up. If anything, he'd probably be very a gentle and non-aggressive lover. Which could be a plausible explanation for him being such a Casanova; he's just extremely emphatic and knows how to pleasure ladies..
Tyler Lee
>Raimer Wolfcastle standing in front of a brickwall.gif
Levi Diaz
The joke is that in the process of fucking rose and having her bear his child, greg was the one who truly killed pink diamond for good.
John Martin
What happens if she unfuses?
Josiah Adams
Now that's an interesting storyline.
Easton Sullivan
Ye. Rose probably had countless male lovers over the millennia, but Greg was the one who finally did her in. What other being in the universe could say they were (indirectly) responsible for killing a diamond?
Jose Ramirez
haha imagine pearl putting on pregnancy weight haha
Colton Wood
Your first mistake was assuming that Greg has control when the murdercock gets going. He's just a vessel, a vehicle if you will. When the murdercock sees a target it wants then it assumes direct control until its hunger is sated.
Oliver Collins
I don’t get the joke because I thought pregnant gems only die if they want their child to be half gem instead of just full human.
Daniel Miller
Is it a hybrid? If not, she'll be fine.
Camden Cox
we honestly don't know if that's the case (a gem can choose not to give up her gem) since steven is the only hybrid at the moment.
Carson Ross
Part of it was just from genuine appreciation that Greg wasn't a massive cuck or anything. That and his weird thing with amethyst
Adrian Baker
Greg "Diamond Nutter" formerly Demayo Universe
Ryan Bennett
amethyst...did you fuck my dad?
haha i fucked your dad AND you mom, stev man
Matthew Bailey
Noice
Ethan Nguyen
Do you at least have lactating Jasper?
Elijah Cook
This would unironically be the only reason I'd pick up this dumpster fire again. Pearl, Lapis, and Amethyst were the only gems I liked. Murdercock was likable too. Everyone else can get fucked