You have to like my legacy character because I made the og version like them

>green lanterns having good relationships
>OH MY GOD, STOP PUSHING HER.

Are you going to make a thread everytime she says hi to hal jordan?

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Reminder that she was created by Gleason years ago and brought to Bendis, not the other way around

People are mad because Teen Lantern down to her core is a shitty idea in every way but Bendis has to rub it in our fucking face by having everyone applaud his creation

There is no connection between him and her, why would they have anything to go with eachother?

Their powers are completely different, working on entirely different systems and rulesets. Their scope is entirely different.

Honestly, what was Yea Forums expecting? For Alan to call her a double nigger and punch her?

I'd have bought the store's entire fucking stock if that happened.

I’m a teenager that’s hacked a millennia old power structure, jealous white boy?

that's not even Hal

Because Bendis is a hack who should be hunted down and killed for what he did to Jon Kent.

It never would, no sane writer would do that.

>jew makes up fake magic nigger to prove point
Wow surprising

Again, the idea was Gleason's.

Thank god, my bank account couldn't take it.

Is that Alan?

Peter Parker said the costume was better. It was made by SHIELD and not a wrestling costume held together by duct tape and sweat

That's Kingdom Come Alan Scott, and Kingdom Come sucks, so he cares? The KC characters are all villains.

Because Bendis has to make them the center

>Smartest nigger in existence still can't stop herself from stealing shit

I've no doubt a writer can do a good and enjoyable story with Alan Scott and his adopted kid daughterfu but it ain't Bendis.

Of course he did. He also offered his gf to Miles to breed as well as all the money in his wallet.

>Peter Parker said the costume was better
And he was wrong.

Bendis isn't trying to prove any point.

Well I would normally agree about Bendis pushing his pet character and I do think Teen Lantern is a retarded idea(hacking a Lantern ring? Seriously?)
The character has been given like no real screen time.
I have more of a problem with Jinny Hex like what's her thing even supposed to be?

this.
Also how many earth lantern are there now?

>Peter Parker said the costume was better
No Bendis said it was better using Peter as a mouthpiece.

roughly 7.6 billion

he should have put her in a science cell like ever other person who has tried to steal a fucking ring

How long until Hal rawdogs the shit out of her?

She's essentially a Kitty Pryde stand in for Bendis to wank over

I mean, he is from the 40s.

A popular turn in upcoming supe deconstructions is going to be characters who we are told are absolutely incredible, the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, the toughest, the most powerfullest, the sexiest, the most lovedest and then we're never ever going to be shown any of that.

They'll basically read like an issue of America.

That's absolutely ridiculous. She's just a curious girl who wants to be a superhero and you think Alan should treat her like a criminal?

Again, he is impressed by a child hacking into green lantern ring. Not many humans can do that.

There is literally reason for him to hate her. It's so stupid to make a thread about heroes forming a realtionship.

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I think we now have the perfect "Right Way Wrong Way" example now when it comes to creating new characters. Jessica for example is one of the best newbies we've had in recent years, and actually has a good character arc that embodies what it means to be a Green Lantern. Teen Lantern fucking sucks because what Bendis has done is essentially trivialized the entire fucking concept, and has thrown out justifications that make zero fucking sense. If a fucking brat from Earth can "hack" a Lantern Battery, then why hasn't the entire Galaxy done it already? Say what you will about The Guardians and how shit they are at their job, but they at least made damn sure their superweapon was monopolized. Even the other Lantern Corps keep their trade secrets close under their watch.

What we have now is yet ANOTHER fucking situation in which ANOTHER writer has to play janitor to Bendis's ideas. There's a few ideas you could do with her, most of which involve her discovering she didn't really hack a power ring from Oa. Volthoom? China knockoff? Magic? Take your pick

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I'm pretty sure she's committed a crime that many other people have been either fucking sent to the shadow realm or outright executed for.

She is a fucking criminal. Do you think it's okay to let kids get away with crimes or something?

didn't they just kill her off
Simon just kind of left the universe while no one was looking. Funny how no one cares.

Why would Alan have access to a sciencell or give a shit about the Guardians of the Universe, who are all dead in the Kingdom Come universe anyway?

They brought back Alan just for THIS?

Oh I'm not saying Alan should have reason to hate her, I'm saying this entire scenario being set up is bullshit because it's just wanking Bendis's creation as he tries to validate her in this universe. Lets be completely clear; there is no fucking way a child should be able to "hack" or even begin to comprehend one of THE most complex devices in the known universe. Lex fucking Luthor can barely figure this shit out. Brainiac has issues with them too. It's downright insulting to years of canon, and a fuck you to the reader's intellect. The "She's a genius so shut up and roll with it" with a new character is some of the most bullshit and lazy writing you can do.
She's not dead, she's in the ad of the new fucking lineup.

fuck, son of a bitch told me she was killed off

>Muh Imaginary space laws
Alan uses stolen property-the Starheart-for his powers so wop wop I guess he broke space law too.

>Lets be completely clear; there is no fucking way a child should be able to "hack" or even begin to comprehend one of THE most complex devices in the known universe. Lex fucking Luthor can barely figure this shit out. Brainiac has issues with them too.

user, She's BLACK. There is literally nothing she can't do. You understand that, right? She could one-handed throw superman through the end-wall and strength isn't even her thing. You get that, right?

The entire idea of a teenager “hacking” a green lantern is fucking stupid you tasteless faggot.

It's Kingdom Come Alan.

Well Darkseid did use his Omega Beams on her but I'm going by what's happening in that book I don't see it sticking.

Well yeah, she's "dead" right now, but it's probably another Batman situation when he was nailed by Darkseid's Omega Beam. Even so, don't take cliffhangers like that for face value.

The Guardians literally told him it was okay and even made him an honorary lantern you huge faggot.

Can't wait for them to bring back Jay Garrick just so that he can tell Black Wally that he has the most potential out of all the Flashes.

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>wop wop

Don't be fucking racist

>there is no fucking way a child should be able to "hack" or even begin to comprehend one of THE most complex devices in the known universe.
Oh but a common criminal can master Absolute Zero? Not even Lex Luthor could do that.

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he didn't steal anything

To be fair, he is black. It would make sense.

And how is that any different from what Bendis did?

then we need insane writers. At least shit would be interesting then.

That's allowed because there isn't an "ABSOLUTE COLD CORPS" going around policing it.

But then bendis brought the ultimate universe back rendering miles useless

But to the point of view in Alan Scott eyes, it's impressive and again, we don't know how she hack into the ring.

user they're done with NuWally. He's practically forgotten after they shipped him off to a team book. Granted he still occasional appears in The Flash solo book along with Avery Ho (China Flash), but they don't really wank him at all.
Leonard Snart is a gifted man with low ambitions. He didn't create the Cold Engine, merely stole it, memorized how to build it, and then weaponized it. Lex Luthor could make one too if he had the chance to look at his gun. In fact he recently just upgraded Snart's weapons.

It's a comic book.

>Implying you can steal the starheart and have it stick

If he wasn't meant to have it, it wouldn't be with him. It wouldn't let him use its powers.

They're both Green Lanterns who didn't get their rings through the corps think for a second guys

user what part of this conversation aren't you getting? Alan Scott complimenting her isn't out of character, we've said this already, and that's not the issue. Quit being stupid

Neither of them are Green Lanterns

If Lex Luthor so smart than how come he can't kill Superman?

It really does call into question if a literal child light years away from the power battery can hack it how has no one ever done it. But does anyone deluded themselves into thinking bendis cares about canon?

>but they don't really wank him at all.
They always make him the morally superior one against Barry but he's so fucking annoying I can't be on his side.

one found a magic ring and the other stole property

That's not a magic excuse for shit writing
THATS NOT THE DAMN ISSUE. Read the thread

Bendis is an authoritarian. I don't mean in regards to any specific political party but I mean he thinks voices of authority are absolute and everybody has to respect them or they're wrong

He stole the gun and learned its parts in and out, he has a very limited scope of knowledge linked to just his cold gun you huge faggot. Just admit u dont read comics ;)

Reminder that the green lantern hack is still canon. If a black girl can do it, so can upgrade. So can Alien X.

She didn't hack the CENTRAL power battery.

Because he subconsciously doesn't want to.
Yeah well fuck Barry, especially these days when we have to character assassinate old Wally to justify him carrying the mantle.

I already say that we don't know how she did it. We just assuming she hack it with her big brain.

While Bendis' stuff is retarded, this isn't really out of character for Alan.

Old wally was barely passable as a character and the black one is worse.

if a little girl can do it than almost every fucking thing in the universe can. Why can't anyone else in the entire universe with a higher iq than TL just hack the battery.

He didn't steal the gun, he designed the gun himself and used Cyclotron radiation to power it.

That's correct, but she did hack a lantern in a way in which it's regular phone-home DRM checks are circumvented. It's more than just taping some wires to a lantern battery, that thing is always online bullshit.
You gotta have a fucking bethesda account to use a lantern battery.

Because you can't hate them if I write the old version saying the new one is superior

I may not read Cruz but the biggest reason she works while many new characters fail is she became a hero from bad situation and sucked at the powers, but grew better into it. She had fucking power ring's ring grafted on to her and was held hostage, but tried to be a hero with it. She sucked at it, but then gained the will to overcome it and became a real green lantern. Hardship and shown to overcome it. These other heroes don't have a hardship, just perfect fuck their way into being a hero then have every hero say how great they are. To take the ideas from superman haters, they are just perfect mary sues and that is boring.

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It's a question about your suspension of disbelief. You can accept that humans create teleportation or Super A.I. or a Dyson sphere.

The green lantern batteries and rings are far FAR more advanced an achievement than any of your suggestions there.

user do you not understand what "hacking" is? It implies a person with intellect and knowing how to get past security measures of various software by exploiting weak code and through LONG AND BORING processes. But thanks to stupid writers and fiction, it's just a magic handwave to solve technical obstacles because most people won't question it. So with that said, it implies she SOMEHOW has greater knowledge than most people in the known universe. So yeah, fuck off with that.
This surpasses that entirely because it shits on years of lore and it isn't justified in the slightest given the character Bendis has established. Power Batteries are WAY beyond that shit. In fact they're a few notches under Mother Boxes

That't not empowering to females user. Women should have things handed to them and never face consequences for their actions.

Because she didn't hack the CENTRAL power battery like you're saying so all she did was create a less effective and less powerful power ring.

"Hacking" is just technology magic guys, stop freaking out.
It's magic, it is written as magic. It is magic that "smart" characters do.
You can hack anything, with anything. Actually you don't need anything, you can just hack things with your mind over a distance if you're smart enough by vibrating your fucking neurons at the correct frequency or some shit. That's how it works.

So she just sounds a lantern battery? That also makes no sense.

>This surpasses that entirely because it shits on years of lore
No it doesn't. Nothing about hacking a power battery shits on the lore.

I'm gonna hack your ass virginity.

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Not true at all, good job showing that you are a huge faggot that has only read Williamson’s run. Kill yourself and go read Captain Cold’s 50 year + history you faggot.

Because he's a fucking literal unironic hack writer. You didn't even need to ask this question you already knew the answer, you just wanted to farm outrage you fucking literal unironic hack shitposter.

>Beep boop beep bip doot
>*whistles through tinfoil*
>Yeah, err, hi, i'mma need a green will construct here thanks
>*Hangs up*

And because Bendis has made hacking into lantern batteries a thing, we have to ask why no one else has ever done it.
It shits on the GL lore and creates a big issue

Yes it does, try reading comics that are more than 5 years old, you fucking casualgater.

Stop enabling shitty writing you fucking faggot
Yes, it fucking does you moron. If a little girl from a backwater planet can do it, it begs the question WHY most of the galactic community hasn't replicated or hacked Lantern tech already. The entire fucking point is that The Guardians have a monopoly on this shit, and why their word is law. The other Lantern Corps get a pass because THEIR trade secrets are different, and kept hidden too

>That also makes no sense.
I disagree, all she's doing is jerry rigging a battery. Just imagine if you had a battery and connected some wires to it so you can power a light.

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Huge retard right here. Ignore this shill.

>A lantern battery is legitimately just a battery

So you've never read it then, right? You've never read Green Lantern.

>WHY most of the galactic community hasn't replicated or hacked Lantern tech already.
You mean like the weaponers of Qward or Sinestro? What about anyone who uses Hard light technology or emotions as energy?

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The Starheart fell into Alan's fucking lap, and he used it to help people. This girl went out of her way to steal one and open up fucking untold numbers of backdoor entrypoints into the rings as a whole for actual malevolent people to exploit. She's endangered the lives of the whole Corps to play pretend.

she she basically created her own lantern ring, this is worse than I thought.

Now to be fair to Bendis, the only persons ring who is definitely unhackable is Kyle's due to multiple stories revolving around that where even the Manhunters or Desaad couldn't. Hal's and the others though, have been shown to have their powers siphoned off into other materials by the Manhunters, Sinestro and even Black Hand.

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It's an analogy user, it has energy and all teen lantern did was found a way to use that energy. Nothing really that extraordinary.

How about finish reading the fucking post before replying? Dumbass

The lantern doesn't generate power on its own, it is a storage device. How come her DAMAGED and LEAKING lantern battery isn't running out?
In pristine condition they still need recharging every now and then. YES, the BATTERIES need recharging, not talking about the rings which charge from the battery, the battery its-fucking-self is not an endless well of power.

Pure conjecture. We don't how she got the power battery or if she endangered any other green lantern when she hacked her power battery.

That's power draining now hacking
The GL ring and battery are the most advance tech in the entire universe. Even the smartest people in DC have no idea how the fuck it works.
But hey some kid not only found a way to hack it, but created her own version of the fucking ring

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Yes

The same can be said for Malvolio when he stole his dad’s ring.

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>How come her DAMAGED and LEAKING lantern battery isn't running out?
Because it's like emptying the ocean with a teacup. Even if the battery is leaking more than it's fair share all the excess willpower just gets sucked right back up into the central power battery.

GLs have to return to the central power battery to charge their own batteries
Why doesn't TL have to do this

A person's will influences their constructs' strength and viability. How has she gotten around that? Are all her constructs coming out at base-line strength (Which would be easy to stop/destroy) or has she somehow gotten around the absolute entire underpinning mechanic of the entire corps with her fucking favela tech?

>The GL ring and battery are the most advance tech in the entire universe
On paper maybe but in practice it's been compromised before.

Yeah but we never found out what happened to the original 616 miles, since Peter gasped when he looked him up

>didn't they just kill her off
Nigger it's comic books. She'll be back next fucking month and you know it, why would you even bring it up.

Because it's on her back so she's constantly plugged in.

While we're on the subject, this isn't anything new for Bendis. Take Riri Williams for example; she built her own Iron Man armor in her dorm room, on a dare. Now Teen Lantern is this, but 100x worse given what technology we're dealing with here. The long and short of it is that dumb people shouldn't be allowed to write smart characters

No they don't. It's a symbolic thing more than anything. When the Guardians left to go bang the Zamorans and everyone fucked off from Oa until the execution of Sinestro, the 7 lanterns on Earth never had to go back to charge. Just pulled their personal one from the pocket dimension and they're good to go.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM FUCKING ANGRY AT YOU

She's black and Hispanic, like Miles. A follow up question is why Bendis likes Dominicans so much.

Stolen from a previous thread, but something I liked.

>Teen Lantern gets too big for her britches and accidentally knocks a satellite out of Earth's orbit
>Catches the attention of the Green Lanterns and Hal comes a-knockin'
>Plays kiddie-gloves with her but she gets uppity and tries to KO him, scores some clean hits and Hal does his usual bout of fuckups to comedic effect
>But after she's done gloating Hal shows back up none the worse for wear and easily apprehends her
>No matter how hard she tries her constructs can't break his
>Hal explains she didn't "hack" the Lantern she found. The Lantern she found in the first place was LEAKING, and she managed to juryrig a way to piggyback off that leaked energy. Hal guesses she's probably some low-tier technopath that "gets" tech when she looks at it without consciously understanding it. But her constructs aren't a match for even the most greenhorn of Lanterns, because she has no REAL willpower. She didn't earn the ring.
>Hal takes away her ring, but then immediately gets ambushed by some high-tech villain with a trap perfectly designed to overcome him, that overlooks Keli; she uses her smarts to actually not be retarded for once and free Hal, who saves the day.
>As a token of gratitude, fixes up the Lantern and gives it back to her. Tells her she's free to use it as she pleases - IF she can muster up the willpower on her own to make it work.

Batteries run out. They hold a lot, way way way way more than a ring does, but they still run out.

Lantern Batteries aren't infinite, they need to go back to OA to recharge it every once in a while.
The power battery would be leaking out. Even if it wasn't there should be no power in the damn thing.

See this is another problem with the concept. Being a Green Lantern requires training, and constructs are fucking hard to make. Why the hell do you think Kilowog trains new recruits? Simon and Jess had to go through it, because otherwise their constructs are crude, weak, and basically instinct. Having some brat just make a mech is just fucking stupid and insulting

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Just because they don't show them recharging their batteries at the central one doesn't mean they don't do it. It's common knowledge among GL fans.

shut up user, Teen Lantern is great and doesn't negatively effect the GL lore in any way shape or form.

Alan's doesn't run out.
I'd actually probably argue that Alan's needs discharging after a while of not using it, due to what it is and all

Um, she hacked it :)

Oh shit, my bad dude, I get it now.

We did learn in spider-man 2, miles in 616 was John Wick who was kingpins best friend. He killed a bunch of people then went over to the ultimate universe for the happy end he deserved(?)

They should just use her tech for the entire corps if no actual training is required.
She literally made a easier to use lantern ring

What's a double nigger?

Similar to a candle sniffing fuck fence

Holy shit you are underage. Kill yourself.

That's why I mentioned the timeframe I did. Oa was abandoned and they were living on Earth. They didn't go back until Sinestro was executed which ended up causing the Central battery to deactivate and Hal was still able to do whatever he wanted. Hell, Kyle BLEW UP Oa and that didn't get fixed for years. The only time I can even remember anyone mentioning they needed to charge their personal batteries was when Hal's was defective and that one blew up in Guy's face giving him brain damage. Why that hasn't been an issue for Teen Lantern is the real question. Housing that shit can't be easy.

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For the record, he did call her out when he first saw her.

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Obviously it won't blow up because she has hacking skills.

I seriously don't get how it isn't common knowledge that Bendis is a fucking hack. Seriously, as much shit as we give other writers such as Tom King or Geoff Johns at least they don't literally repeat the same EXACT shit in other stories.

You've got to be a tremendous hack to do what he did. This teen lantern is essentially Riri 2.0, how can any editors or even Didio allow this soulless shit to pass?

If it does blow up she can just hack the explosion to 1) not be damaging and 2) make it all more powerful

Problem solved using SCIENCE

And don't forget who was also in the Ultimate Universe?
Riri Williams for some reason.

she cant be bolivian without expressing her hate for chile every panel

>Grandpa

Stuff her in a box, throw it on the highway.

>implies

Again, we don't know. You just pulling stuff out of your ass in order to get mad at things.

And she's a disrespectful stupid shite, but Bendis doesn't notice the problem?

I know she's young, but this dumb bitch hasn't said one thing that justifies anything in these panels. She found a deadly weapon and thinks she can wave it around like a toy
No, you're bending over backwards being a contrarian fuck fishing for (You)s defending shit writing.

I do think the concept of Teen Lantern is dumb as fuck I'm not sure I can call her a Mary Sue.
She gets no real screen time in Young Justice like she says something once and then goes in the background for the rest of the issue.
Which is still a problem.

You know what green lanterns can do?
They can split the atom, just in their hand, no workup or anything.

I'm sure happy that power and more is in the untrained and authority-hating hands of a black child.

little girls pwning old cis white men is the new hip thing

she'll attack OA claiming the real guardians were actually black
WE WUZ GUARDIANZ AN SHEET

Grampa Lantern needs to conjure up a belt and whoop dat ass.

>No, you're bending over backwards being a contrarian fuck fishing for (You)s defending shit writing.

I am not contrarian, I'm not going to be mad at a character with barely a backstory.

Because Bendis doesn’t know how any of this chit works. He doesn’t do any research.

It's a backstory that shits on the GL mythos. That's why people are pissed about her.

she is bolivian, not an american nigger

Give me one good explanation as to how and Earth child can "hack" a Power Battery. I'll fucking wait

Good point
Then I expect her to try and move everyone she knows to OA illegally

but all your favorite GL's have started off untrained and authority hating

Please tell me Alan isn't gay anymore.

She'll just end up a trivia character like Charlie Vicker since she's literally appeared nowhere other than Bendis' book and most likely won't show up anywhere else.

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how can you be gay if you aren't even real

It's actually very simple

Step 1: find a power battery
shouldn't be hard since there are GL everywhere on earth

Step 2: hack the battery
Another easy thing to do. She can probably look up some stuff online about energy and tech. To get parts she can scrounge around a dump or something

Step 3: learning how to use willpower
who needs will power when you can just hack the battery to do what you want

Can't wait for the other Earth Lanterns and the Guardians to personally congratulate her.

It's a different Alan user pay attention.

I can't wait for them to all democratically elect her to the position of "Master Lantern, God-Queen of all Lanterns" the instant they see her.

Why do you willingly act like a faggot for attention? Honest question

are you implying that she can't do any of those things because she's a woman or because she's black
I need to know if I should call you a sexist or a racist for hating on such a complex and deep character

Don't dodge the question.

I'm outright telling you she can't do those things because she's a nigger.

like batman dawnbreaker. that shit ws OP

so another character that will assuredly become another green lantern

at this point the GLC should just start recruiting from earth directly since its Lantern percentage is higher than any other planets

I'm bored and out of weed
how dare you not adore such a cute and relate-able character you racist

Not only is there a remarkable amount of earthling lanterns in all the corps, not just the greenies, they're all exceptionally powerful lanterns too.

Human potential.

That was less "hacking" and more "so much will the ring got fucked"
And it all happened in a nightmare dimension so not like logic applies there

>Wasting money and brain cells on weed
Get out of your basement and do something with your life you fucking loser

I'm no sort of GL expert so can you tell me;
The rings have a sort of AI in them, right? Do the batteries also?

>She found a deadly weapon and thinks she can wave it around like a toy
The canon reason she even did it is cause she wanted an internship at the Hall of Justice.

I am also annoyed at how many GL we have from earth. Fucking mix it up, Geoff made 6 other corps so use them.
They tried to make a human red lantern but the guy was just boring. Guy came in and showed us what a human red lantern should be.

Does this make Simon the least hated Lantern now?

Brain cells come back user.
Fuck you I don't want to do anything with my life

They have defense systems

fuck that no excuses are gonna fly by me that shit should have exploded, how do you have too much will for a will power item?

what

but Alan Scott's own green lantern shit is 'stolen' (from the corps' trash pile but still)

>If a fucking brat from Earth can "hack" a Lantern Battery, then why hasn't the entire Galaxy done it already?

but that applies to literally all the other comic shit too

speed formulas, magic, power from other dimensions, etc

Earth 2 is going to be ignored for the foreseeable future

No, Simon is the second worst Lantern.
While TL was met with rage Simon was met with apathy.
He's such a bore.

It was in the Dark Multiverse user, all the explanation you need is "things work differently there"

>but Alan Scott's own green lantern shit is 'stolen' (from the corps' trash pile but still)

No, this is revisionism and I will not allow it.

Hot take: Her character would be significantly more interesting if she'd hacked her way into the Orange Lantern power battery.

Think about it, stealing from the embodiment of greed. It's a way better fit. She wants more for herself. She wants to be a hero. The only thing green about her is envy.

No marijuana unironically makes you a retard. Prone to lying too. And stealing from people around you to finance better drugs. The devil's lettuce is all fun and games until you're a hobo living on the all-night bus.

Fuck, I meant 2nd most hated Lantern, now that TL is the most hated one, I dunno where least hated came from

Well Hal is being written by Morrison so by default my experience is he’ll be the least hated lantern.

Oh don't worry, she'll probably "upgrade" her lantern to be able to generate any energy from the emotional spectrum, including black and white.

Marijuana will make you retarded if you do it before the age of 25, just like alcohol. It fucks with the brains development and makes people really fucking stupid.
Your brain is finished developing at 25 so after that you should be ok.

Hotter take: That would only work as a jokey spiritual sequel to the Larfleeze solo, which ends with Larfleeze kicking her teeth in and robbing her lanternless.

Official Earth Lantern Rankings
1. Hal
2. Guy
3. Alan
4. Jess
5. John
6. Kyle
7. Simon
8. Teen Lantern

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>a kid who openly admits to hacking a power battery
>getting along with green lanterns
Yeah that is pretty fucking weird

Official Earth Lantern Rankings:
1. Alan
2. Everyone else

Hacking into can be a lot things.

She hits the battery with a monkey wrench
She believe in herself until its started to work.
She says a secret word.
She got a broken battery.
Her parents was trying to figure it out the battery and she used accidentally put green lantern symbol in their equation.

Speedsters are made by accident from a bullshit dimension
Magic is taught
etc etc
what the fuck is your point?

This but unironically.

>Guy above Alan
Uh...is this because he got turned gay in Earth 2 or something? Really other than that I don’t particularly have strong feelings about this list long as that absolute madman Decade-I mean Hal the Destroyer of Worlds is up top. No idea why people hate Kyle so much though, I’ve heard John is bland and Jess is a whiner but eh.

None of those things are reasonable explanations to me, and I doubt Bendis’ is going to be any better. I’m frankly amazed that some people seem to have faith Bendis WILL deliver a satisfactory explanation after what he did to Superman and what tripe Event Leviathan is proving. Do...do people just assume their favourite characters will be written well because they’re their favourites?

Guy is my favorite Lantern so i'm biased.
I didn't read Kyle's GL stuff from the 90s but I really got bored of him in Geoff's run. Seems like he's just the special chosen one and that's it.

>It's a backstory that shits on the GL mythos
No where in the rulebook says you can't hack a power battery.

Why are you like this? Why can't you just have taste and not drag down the collective IQ of threads?

It's either shitposting or Yea Forumsmblr trying to defend bendis because he has the right political views

People aren't mad that a lantern got hacked, people are mad that a lantern got hacked by a young girl from a poor country with the contents of a kitchen drawer and no explanation.

If there was ANY sort of reasoning behind it people could accept it, there is none.

>I have no idea how lantern lore works, let alone hacking

Different user but is Teen Lantern really such a slap to GL lore? Little kids with alien weapons are fun.

I'm mad that she created a better version of the Lantern ring. The most advance weapon in the universe got an upgrade by an 11 year old girl, hurray.

Not him but I legitimately aren’t sure whether this is a rule or not. Wasn’t Granny Goodness about to subjugate the GL battery to Darkseid’s will in Final Crisis merely by possessing an Alpha Lantern? But...that WAS a fucking New God possessing an Alpha Lantern.

As someone with too much ignorance to admit having a stake here, I think people are assuming the beings who have policed space crime for bajillions of years would’ve installed security protocals around their lanterns. I remember also in FC there was something called a “Krona Protocal” that shifted the lantern outta the way but that was an emergency measured triggered, again, by a damn New God infiltration.

>I have no idea how lantern lore works
Willpower.

Eh, they could have some sort of moral that "wanting to better your own position" isn't as greedy as "wanting to better everyone's position" so her greed wins out and she gets to keep her powers. Her eyes are bigger than his stomach.

Honestly, none of the other components of the emotional spectrum are inherently evil, it doesn't make much sense for fucking orange to just be repped by a self-obsessed serial killer. Admittedly I'm mostly just suggesting this because Earth just being repped by a bunch of green lanterns and star sapphire is fucking infuriating. It's one note. A bunch of the other lanterns should get shunted to the various other colors too.

You have no idea how empowering this representation is, maybe you should stay quiet and humble if this threatens you.

No one is against a kid having a lantern ring, people are pissed about the way she did it.

They really aren’t when written by most comic book writers, who seem to think making them obnoxious and disrespectful equals making them paragons

oh shit he does know
I really want a human to join the Sinestro corps, and not as a temporary thing like Scarecrow.

Yup. Politics in comics are bad unless they are based and redpilled.

Maybe she could have gotten a ring by overcoming adversity, displaying bravery in the face of certain death.

Don’t forget Compassion is literally all serial killers brainwashed into NPCs.

I'd rather have no real world politics at all

I'm not upset about the idea of a kid with Lantern powers, I'm upset because
>"she hacked it lol" is such a bad fucking explanation
>Bendis is making yet another genius black girl
>She's another human Lantern, they could've made her an alien or something
>Her name fucking sucks

I don't think Bendis ever said she was a paragon. This is just something Yea Forums projects onto characters like Miles Morales or Riri Williams, the idea that Bendis is just using them for progressive points.

Well you retards think niggers existing is politics so good luck with that

>this black female teen with an afro is the smartest and strongest character in this universe

How many of these do we have now? I know Marvel has at least 2 and 1 of them was made by Bendis.

Damn. How come people don't buy comics anymore?

nice strawman user

Its not a strawman when it happens regularly, user.

Moon girl and Iron Heart are both made by Bendis

We're supposedly getting "the truth behind Teen Lantern" in issue 10, I have no hope for whatever Bendis does 2bh.

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>reasonable explanations to me,

How's broken power battery isn't a good explanation?

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I’m still mad Scarecrow was teased for that in Sinestro’s run with no payoff. It’s not as if they’re doing anything USEFUL with Scarecrow otherwise.

They’re bad any way they’re cut desu. The Hunger Dogs was really, really fucking hamfisted.

post proof my nigga

Post proof of Yea Forums chimping out at a nigger character? Are you serious right now?

Okay, everything involving the Black Panther movie.

Not only do they explode (has happened at least 3 times) but batteries don't have an infinite amount of energy.

Alright, I’ll give you that one desu

But yeah this

Man, Yea Forums recommended Moon Girl to me once and I hated her but I’ve never heard praise for Riri here. Weird.

>batteries don't have an infinite amount of energy
Right, they just have near infinite amount of energy.

Jay's entire purpose in Waid's Flash run was to say that to white Wally.

So you think people only disliked the BP movie because they're racist?
I was here when the movie came out and Yea Forums just said it was a bland and generic MCU movie.
We did talk about the woke marketing for the movie though

Or Miles
Or cyborg
Or Riri

So you're pretending nobody here chimped out over BP? Are you a newfag or just roleplaying as one?

There are so many issues that show them recharging their batteries using the central battery

FUCK

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I also remember how it was noted the supporting CIA funny side character (who was white btw) ended up being arguably the most vital member of the cast. That was funny.

Sure because carrying the solo run even longer than Barry ever fucking did, and to greater popularity, is barely passable as a character.

>We did talk about the woke marketing for the movie though
Black people ain't shit.

The chimp out was because it was basic as fuck, with horrible CG and lack of actual meaty BP conflict.

Are you implying that Yea Forums only chimped out at BP because it stared a black person?

Yes I'm sure nobody was butthurt about niggers when talking about BP being a secret flop that Disney had to buy tickets for.

>implying
No, outright stating.

C’mon. It was never going to be allowed to fail.

Disney just got caught doings this kind of shit. It's like you think companies don't cook the books or some shit.

>IT WAS A SECRET FLOP
We're still doing this?

eveeryone on Yea Forums knew the movie would make money. Black people were going ape shit over it
now Captain Marvel is the movie that disney bought seats for

>eveeryone on Yea Forums knew the movie would make money.
lol who are you trying to fool? You guys didnt have as many assblasted doomsayers as Yea Forums but there were constant threads about how it would underperform. "CHINA WILL NEVER SEE IT" was the mantra I kept seeing.

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We were right, China didn't see it.
I mean we can probably post some archived threads if you're so sure that Yea Forums hated the movie because of black people

616 miles was pretty much the kingpin from into the spider verse, except he got what he wanted

>We were right, China didn't see it.
Wasnt it the top overseas market for BP? It made 100 million at least.

How much of that money came from China?

How much of what money came from China? The 100 million that I just specified came from China? Which is a little less than 10% of the total earnings for the film.

overseas market doesn't mean China you fucking idiot. It means how much money it made in other countries.
Key word being COUNTRIES. Plural.

I just said that China accounted for at least 100 million dollars and that I believed (and you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm not) that it was the top overseas market.

Stop being so assblasted about niggers, its making you illiterate.

Rings aren't the greatest pieces of tech(ignoring white), and they've been hacked before. She isn't even as big a Mary Sue as someone like Kyle. I do think it's a shitty character, but what's Alan supposed to do in this instance, despise her? Suck up to the Guardians?

>what's Alan supposed to do in this instance, despise her? Suck up to the Guardians?
This isn't about Alan being impressed by her, this is about the fact that this whole thing just feels very dishonest, like they want us to like TL so much they get the OG GL to approve of her, just feels fake, man.

it made 103 million in china but it got bad reviews there

>Rings aren't the greatest pieces of tech
they're not?
>they've been hacked before
they've been?

Okay. It made like 40 million more than in the UK, and it got good reviews in the UK.

when the fuck has anyone hacked a ring, also were talking about hacking a battery not a ring
They have been called some of the most advance tech in the universe multiple times. It's so advance that some people mistake it for magic

I agree in theory, but this is a super common trope. People sound like they wouldn't even be happy with just slowly earning approval, but also retconning her origin. It's a bad origin sure, but all the solutions sound just as hamfisted.

> agree in theory, but this is a super common trope
doesn't make it a good one
>People sound like they wouldn't even be happy with just slowly earning approval,
earning what? She didn't earn anything and just gets approval without trying. She didn't work and train like the other lanterns, no she can just skip that boring stuff.
> It's a bad origin sure, but all the solutions sound just as hamfisted.
Every idea in this thread has been better than what we got

>they're not?
Would you put a Green Ring over the Mobius Chair?
>they've been?
Yes, Baz's ring was hacked just a few years ago.

>drank alcohol when I was in college

Not gonna make it bros

>She didn't earn anything and just gets approval without trying
She has super powers and she helps out. What hoops does she have to go through to be accepted?

the same ones every Green Lantern needs to

Lantern training.

She isn't a green lantern. You're just hating on her because of the color of her skin, admit it.

You're right, she isn't a Green Lantern

Holy shit. I wish, that would have been hilarious. Instant buy.

I would love to see a draw thread make this

Like getting kill off or getting outstage by hal jordan?

Meet and greet with the Guardians and basic training from Kilowog

holy shit, if she was a white blonde girl i'd still hate her
sure, if she had an actual good origin story while still being black she'd get some detractors for obviously being a token character made to bait the SJW types but still, this isn't just because of bendis' black people fetish, everything about her just sucks right now

>holy shit, if she was a white blonde girl i'd still hate her

Bullshit, you'd love her, everyone would. Name a white character that isn't a massive hit even though you're all boring as hell

>she does her training
>she success it.
>OP gets mad because she's a marysue and make a thread about it.

Gotham Girl

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well the way she got her powers is terrible writing
I'm also starting to think people are getting burned out on Earth GLs. We had 7 we didn't need another

Well she's not a GL.

We still don't how she got her powers in details.

we know enough

We know actually very little.

and yet we know enough

partof what i liked so much about Johns books was that it very much felt like an out space cop story
after the reboot so much of that fell off
ill take kinda boring Human Red Lantern over Guy Who Will Defiantly Become A Green Lantern Again
i dropped the book after that because Guy was just not going to tay like that and also Atrocitus seems super OOC to justify it

>The city is a fucking hellhole and everyone is murdering each other in the streets
>But because nobody is specifically calling for Batman everyone is safe :^)
Does King not realize Thomas was supposed to be intelligent?

They are really not the same in powers at al though. Not like her hacking lanterns has anything to do with Alan's magic lantern.

This is almost the same level of weird as Luthor wearing a mother box armor trying to take the place of Superman

I'm not completely sure why the Guardians are letting Alan roam around with his ring considering it's a piece of an ancient evil empire that subjugated thousands of worlds and required their direct involvement to stop.

Underrated post and constructive.

you would think smart guys like the Coluans would have hacked all the batteries they wanted by now, Along with New Gods, and really any super science aliens out there. GLC would be a minor annoyance to them when they can just hack into their rings and shut them down in seconds

i like Evil Teen Lantern's mask and blonde fro

Why would they need to hack anything?
Just use the color yellow and the green lanterns are powerless against you.
That's after all a major part of GL lore.

>holy shit, if she was a white blonde girl i'd still hate her
Well duh because then she'd still be le SJW feminazi

Because the Sinestro Corps would not like that and do some bad shit like let Despotellis loose on them or send Tekik to cause all their technology to go rampant on them.

>Alan scott giving the slightest bit of a shit of a nigger

>Captain Marvel is the movie that disney bought seats for
So you're a retard.

The thing is that lantern batteries don't work that way. You have to be physically present to charge up to one. How the fuck is she hacking when she needs to get to the battery a lantern keeps safe every day.

>Moon girl and Iron Heart are both made by Bendis
Moon Girl wasn't made by Bendis you fucking retard

>hr didn't give him his blessing he just gave him his blessing
also
>better costume

>Spiders
>Blue

The costume is based on Black Widow spiders and should be Black in the first place.

Gotham Girl, Harper Row, Nadia has detractors, so does Gwenpool and 'Ghost-Spider', then there's Wolverine's new biological daughter, Crush had blowback too now that I think of it, every single new Terra incarnation outside of Atlee.

If we're adding in guys then you can count all the failed new Spider-Man characters Marvel tried to push, like fuck I can't even remember there names anymore, there was that guy who I think had rocket powers? Then there's the guy who was introduced as Spider-Man's new sidekick, oh also people fucking hated that new Sasuke Edgelord Venom too.

On the flipside, here's non-white teen characters Yea Forums quickly latched on
>Jaime Reyes / Blue Beetle
>Derek James / Sideways
>Fuck You Yea Forums liked Kamala Khan / Ms.Marvel before
>Virgil Hawkins / Static
>Post-Loveness Run Sam Alexander / Nova
>I think Mettle is black? yeah Mettle
>Hazmat is Asian but I'm pretty sure you don't count those.

With her third world computer of course

>Disney would never cook their books
god you're retarded

I fucking loved Jaime in Batman Brave and the Bold

Underrated, this would be a really great arc for her
But it's Bendis, can't have his OC's fucking up

>actual Yea Forumsmblr post

She has the battery physical with her.

Or how about

>she meets Parallax Hal
>they fight in space
>Parallax removes her ring
>while she chokes Parallax creates a baseball bat construct and hit her toward the sun
>she's never heard of again

Predictable

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Captain Cold stole his freeze gun

Except that the DC take on the emotional spectrum has traditionally interpreted ambition as a form of willpower, greed has been narrowed down to pure avarice.

But he maintains it, upgrades it, and even rebuilds them when need be.

>Alan could barely give two shits about his own son until he flipped his shit and ate Milwaukee
>Alan gives multiple shits about teenagers he's not even related to
Being Todd is suffering

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Give her big tiddies and she'll be fine as a character.

>shut up boomer

That doesn't mean that he understands exactly how it works or the science that underpins it, just he understands which parts do what and how to replicate them.

That was the best goddamn look he ever had.

That's not enough, next time he'll be bringing back Alan out of nowhere just to make him bow to how much superior she is.

>"lantern hack"
So what did this hack actually entail? Did she like intercept the signal of one of the rings or power batteries or something, broke the encryption, then reverse engineered the signal, and sent her own instructions to choose her instead or whatever did she do?
What fucking "hack" is this hack?

You forgot best boy

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The only "Hack" I am seeing in this shitshow is Bendis.

Wait why does bendis keep making black people thieves?! It's like the harder you try to prove you're not racist the more racist you become

I never read the comics but I loved her in the newest Justice League animated movie. Overcoming PTSD and agoraphobia to be a green lantern was a great idea. I liked how they had batman and miss martian there to add to the fear theme too although it was subtle and they didn't do much with it.

That's just how it is to be a man vs. a woman in general.

>we don't know how she hack into the ring.
That's part of the problem. It's a ridiculous idea to begin with, and they won't ever even touch on it to convince us otherwise. They just want us to accept it for everyone to love her, in and out of the universe.

>yogethwr
Are you having a stroke

You made my fucking morning

>expecting good writing from people who for the past few years have only been pandering and virtue signaling

Are you guys high?

I would unronically be more ok if she put a pyramid on her head and meditated into the battery

Hunger Dogs is more about the personal, moral downfall that dictators go through than any actual political message.

>nuh uh

bitch, because she's a human kid

>hack the battery
>Another easy thing to do.

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If I cared enough about the GL runs, as well as hated Bendis as much everyone else on Yea Forums, I would personally make a thread for every single fucking page Bendis' oranginalkarakterplzdontsteel's show up.

That would have been the ideal, yes.
But I'd settle with literally anybody doing a reality check on whether or not an above average intelligence, 13 y/o girl, from a third world country, that probably cant even feed less than half its population, and its main export is albino human livers, could possibly come into the technology, as well as having the know how to "Hack" into a technology that is closer to magic to her own race, made by an alien race, that predates her own planets dust by several quadrillion years, that is powered and can form and manipulated an intangible energy source.

Pretty sure this post is retarded enough to be a bait, otherwise i'm sorry for you.
But let's pretend you aren't just trolling.

>shouldn't be hard since there are GL everywhere on earth

No GL has lost his lantern and they can't even "lose" it since they summon it.

>Another easy thing to do. She can probably look up some stuff online about energy and tech. To get parts she can scrounge around a dump or something

No one ever hacked it. In fact, not even the canonically smartest guy in the universe was ever able to use it.

>who needs will power when you can just hack the battery to do what you want

To being able to use the green light you have to have the power to overcome great fears, otherwise it will literally burn you to crisps.

So, how long until a writer retcons her into being secretly chosen by the ring somehow?

>Keli Quintela was the Teen Lantern, an eleven-year-old girl that hacked into the Green Lantern Power Battery from her mother's house in La Paz, Bolivia, and rigged her own way to pull the source energy into her gauntlet -- then she reprogrammed it to do whatever she wants without the knowledge of the Green Lantern Corps.

Jesus shit, its' just Riri Green Lantern Edition, why is Bendis like this?

can I hope it'll turn out she's not tapping into the Oan battery, but instead the Poglachian one?

those guys need another chance

Is that Asian Lois Lane, or regular Lois Lane but drawn asian?

People have been mocking Captain Cold's tech for *decades*. The guy himself manages to be popular but everyone acknowledges his background is comic nonsense.

You can like or dislike Teen Lantern all you wish but a child "hacking" a level of technology that is effectively magic to human knowledge is beyond goofy. And worse, it doesn't even have the excuse of being 1960s-goofy.

He has 2 adopted black daughters

Actual unironic cuck.

Is this Alan? Is his ring still magic and not Oan?

I'm sure they totally care about comics now.

Can you imagine how awful it must be growing up adopted like that and realizing as an adult your “parents” kidnapped you and kept you as a pet for social accolades.

What issue is this?

Same reason the old Superboy with his tactical tk shit and Chink Superman interacted with Clark: They share the logo.

Bendis is shit but we can hate for better for reasons.

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He already literally did this with impulse.

You were convince a math equation and random artist and planet to be green lantern. You expect a "if you believe push hard enough, you willpower back to life".

But random girl founding out a secret is too much for you? I

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How the fuck does this awful, awful writer still have a job? Is it name recognition? Can you imagine if other industries tried that shit? "Coming once again to a dealership near you, the FORD PINTO! Sure, they blew up and killed a bunch of people and we've made absolutely no improvements, BUT YOU REMEMBER THE NAME!"

Never heard about people hating on Cyborg because he's black, only that he keeps getting pushed as a JL member super hard ever since N52 for some reason.

I honestly can't believe how good his book was and how much I ended up liking him. It was especially satisfying to see a minority character that was actually good come out when Marvel was full force in their "Look at these new characters of color! Aren't they great and amazing and cool?!"

This Thread:
>For TL: Give her a chance! Who cares about how the Lanterns work
>/pol/: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER.......!
>Against TL: Fuck you both, she shits on the mythos!

He got pushed super hard because DC realized they needed a black member and the writers at the time didn't want to replace HAL despite John being in the public eye from the toons.

Miles started good then became one zap and had to be salvaged.

Never read Riri. Everything posted LOOKS reasonable for a motivated girl operating with more than scraps in a cave. But its Bendis so sure he fucked something up.

Her origin is literally her asking to be discriminated against so she can prove them wrong. That's it. She got upset that her teacher didn't put her down for being a girl or black and her teacher just said "You'll never be Tony Stark" to please her.
Not a good way to get people to like your character

Based Peter recognizing that white women belong to Black cock.

Fuck off and die racist

She's a fucking minor
None of the super heroes would even contemplate putting her in jail.

Yes. Whoever gets chosen is determined by the inner workings of the alien technology that's way above us. Regardless, after one has been chosen it's no wonder they can wield it since they're the designated user and wielder at that point.

But some random kid from earth in the modern age, just so happened to be able to ""hack"" this technology that has been way beyond not only the scope of human technology but the technology of the vast majority of the entire galaxy and succeeds with unprecedented feat of hacking it. In spite of how there are canonically alien civilizations with organizations consisting of their best minds, working on understanding said technology for ages. And failing to reverse engineer it.

But this girl did? On her own presumably? Fucking wow. And in seemingly no time at that. Amazing how she was able to succeed in this feat and still be young enough to be called the teen lantern. I would unironically have way less problem with this if she was a senior citizen, tech specialist, granny lantern. Having worked on it for most of her life. Her life's work.
That'd still be pushing it mind you but I suppose I could somehow suspend my disbelief to some extent in that scenario if I stopped caring so hard.

But a fucking nobody just suddenly "Yup I hacked it xD teen lantern lmao!" is just plain garbage no matter how you twist or turn it.
You'd have teen lanterns all over the damn galaxy. There are intelligent civilizations in the universe who have been aware of and in contact with the lanterns for way longer than humanity.

Because he is a jew.

My bad. Them and the JLC were pretty good as well. Sans Avery

Kill yourself racist scum

Now that I did read and must ask, do you have autism? That entire page was played for laughs. Even the fucking teacher rolls her eyes after she repeatedly ask her to discriminate against her. And when she finally does, its in a clear sarcastic tone.

Hell the teacher even said she could prior to that with study.

fuck, Johns JSA run was so good, why did it had to end in that terrible stinker that was made to set-up Final Crisis (Which didn't end up mattering in the end).

That hasnt been a weakness in years you casual

So it's not about established lore at all then.

What if a villain somehow managed to use her knowledge on hacking lantern batteries to their advantage and made shit go south for everyone?

>Yes

I'm sorry but that is fucking retarded. I know these are opinions, it's just fucking doesn't make sense that you were fucking convince a fucking math equation got more willpower than batman or fucking any living thing.

Your biases is so absurdly crazy.

Not the same user, but they got rid of the yellow weakness because it started to comprimise the storytelling.
And they "replaced" it with the yellow light of fear and the Sinestro Corps (that used to be their nemesis already), you know, the kind of stuff you'd expect from decent writing.

Also it is worth to mention that the universe where the GL were weak to the yellow color doesn't exist anymore, and it had it's estabilished lore until the end.
The new one used to have an estabilished lore up until Bendis. Even Snyder avoided doing something as bad with his OCs.

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Rings can be customized to the user by the guardians. It only needed to have the most will power for within the sector at the time.

Batman's will and rings depends on how much the writer feels like wanking him. One minute he can grab Hal's hand and will it off. The next he gets fucked over by it because he can't overcome his parent's death. Can't remember if it was him or green arrow who once couldn't even lift the ring because they didn't have the will compared to Hal.

Bottom line the amount of will power needed to wield the ring is equivalent to the amount of gas needed for the batmobile.

>That entire page was played for laughs.
Do you have autism? Because it was played pretty straight.

Which it shouldn't work for a fucking math equations or a dead body.

This is a pretty cute moment, grandpa and kiddo team is an underrated concept

Not that user but it was played for laughs, the teacher even looked like Calvin's teach from Calvin and Hobbes.

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Kingdom Come GL was Hal though, wasn't it?

Where's Robbie Reyes?

As long as we're clear the backlash against TL isn't about lore. Because if it was about lore then everyone whining about how come colu doesn't hack the green lantern rings if a simple human can do it is ignoring 40 years of established lore.

No because Hal was dead in the 90s and Kingdom come was entirely a reflection on the 90s.

You also forget Yea Forums's most favorite character ever.

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Everyone in BATB was great. It was pure kino.

Japanese Lantern who uses his ring to summon giant robots when?
and sometimes he switches up rings to make shit different

>better costume

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JSA is returning for Snyder mega super justice league arc. So you'll get them in some dumb fighting scene doing some over the top thing but you won't get something like this.

Kyle already makes robots sometimes. What would make it stand out is if the lantern is actually used as the core of a physical robot, with it projecting various armor modules depending on the situation.

Ok user I'm going to give benefit of doubt and assume you couldn't figure out that the panel with "okay you'll never be..." in by the teacher is her doing an eye roll due to the artist.

This is entire setup is clearly a fucking joke because if Bendy was going for a SJW origin he'd of made the teacher a straight bitch instead of a non racist. The joke aspect is further reinforced in panel 3 with Riri going "you're supposed too..".

If it still isn't clear, seek a socialization class or get out more.

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I can get old Lantern being ok with this since he seems pretty chill, but wouldn't the council of big blue heads be absolutely against letting an unchosen keep the power of the ring? The rings find their own worthies for a reason, so how can they know this girl isn't just a mini-Sinestro in the making?

Alan doesn't use a corps ring either though, which is why his reaction isn't really off. He found the lost "Starheart" lantern which was used to seal magic, and made his own ring from it.

You don't know all the criteria that the rings consider. There is clearly more being considered than raw strength of will.

Bendis can only make characters constantly say "this is a good character" over and over, but can't show that, because he writes like a 13-year old girl on a fanfic board.

It's not a positive thing that they turned Peter into an asshole purposefully in order for Miles to give him a morality lesson about responsibility, it just puts the new guy on a pedestal even more than it would've happened if Peter liked him immediately

Green Lantern Power Rings involve various factors
>Willpower/the ability to overcome fear
>Mental training and focus
>Creativity
And so on. Batman fucking sucks with a GL ring because at his core he STILL is a scared little boy upset about his parents. That's why his constructs suck despite being an intelligent individual. Furthermore, Batman's character traits and tactics embody Sinestro Corp ideals rather than Green Lantern. Bruce USES fear as a weapon, he never overcame it. Sinestro himself has said that he would adore Batman joining his ranks.

Which while we're on the subject; Sinestro Corps Batman is a criminally unexplored idea. Which is ironic because of all that Bat shit we're sick of seeing these days.

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FUCKING A MATH EQUATION.

THERE IS NO STRENGTH
THERE IS NO INTELLGENCES.
IT'S FUCKING DOODLES ON THE PAPER. Fuck off with that bullshit.

Peter was wrong and Miles’ costume isn’t better

If fags like you wrote comics we would never have Mogo, Bzzd, Despotellis, and so on

worst origin ever
Bendis just can not make a good origin for any hero

Djrtzy RRR actually has a cool origin
it's also an interesting concept that doesn't ruin established lore

>Djrtzy RRR actually has a cool origin

Sure, dr sivana.

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The silver age was fun

user you have no room to talk. Going against teen lantern is tantamount to going against a sentient planet with a green lantern ring.

>it's also an interesting concept that doesn't ruin established lore
Same with teen lantern

>109580070
nigga you're going to need some new bait soon

See now. Sivana isn't just some kid. If Sivana were to do this lantern hack then I could buy it.
Not when some random no name kid who hasn't even finished school yet does it.

>GL Sivana
this would be a fun read

SeeNone of you whining about teen lantern actually give a shit about the lore.

Bendis bought some nogs and now has to constantly remind us of his wokeness

>109580269
holy shit nigga bet new bait, that one has been used in this thread multiple times

the only reason to adopt nogs is too show them off
>Look at me and how good of a person I am for taking care of children. They're black so that's even more impressive.

It's still possible for a girl to do that. Not like the fucking Living math equation that can live in your mind.

That's sound like a fun read.

You shut the fuck up you contrarian faggot. It isn't the same thing at all

Yet no one has actually been able to respond to it.
The most advanced weapon in the universe but it's useless to yellow.
That's why Lex Luthor or Brainiac never gave a shit enough to hack a green lantern ring, because it's useless.

It kinda is. Hacking an advanced weapon is no more unbelievable than a planet wielding said advanced weapon.

>Yet no one has actually been able to respond to it
they have but it looks like you really want some (you)s and i'm bored so fine
>The most advanced weapon in the universe but it's useless to yellow.
And? Just because it had a weakness doesn't mean it isn't one of the most advance weapons in the universe.
They also got rid of that weakness in GL rebirth
>That's why Lex Luthor or Brainiac never gave a shit enough to hack a green lantern ring, because it's useless.
ya the lantern rings are just usless. Truly you are a wise user that understands not only the GL lore and mythos, but the lore of DC as a whole

It's a SENTIENT planet, a giant organism. The hacking shit is ridiculous and shits all over previously established lore, especially when a fucking kid from Earth does it with weak ass justifications. You're a fucking idiot just fishing for (You)s

>useless to yellow
That hasn't been a thing for a long while

>but it's useless to yellow.
Read a comic, you casual.

>You're a fucking idiot just fishing for (You)s
he didn't even use good bait, he's just repackaging old bait together

Things we don't understand doing things we don't understand is much easier to swallow than things we do understand doing things we understand shouldn't be possible.

Yes I am saying the alien "bio-sentient" math equation makes more sense than Teen Lantern.

>a weakness
It's the most glaring weakness ever. You literally just need some yellow paint and all the green lanterns will be useless against you.

or a GL can pick up a rock and throw it at the yellow guy
you do know GLs have beaten yellow things before even with this weakness

>i-it doesn't count
Oh? But what happened to your precious lore?

i don't think you know the lore, man

But you want a reason why teen lantern hacked a lantern but Lex Luthor never did so there you go, it's because he never wanted to.

do you understand what lore actually is?

Why are you so desperate to defend this retarded concept

I don't think you know the lore.

>Honestly, what was Yea Forums expecting? For Alan to call her a double nigger and punch her?
Why do you retards always act like the premises of fictional stories are somehow unchangeable circumstances being reported on like real life news rather than completely arbitrary and made up ideas?
You don't need Alan Scott to show up and interact with your garbage OC character in the first place you mongoloid. That's the point.

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>it's because he never wanted to
Fucking bullshit. If it such an easy task to do that a little kid could do it before finishing school, then Lex would have done it forever ago in attempts to replicate the technology. Without a doubt.
But it's not that easy of a task. Or it shouldn't be anyway.

wow such great and quality writing
next time in dc comics, Lex finds a motherbox but decides to just leave it where he found it

It's still possible for a girl to do that than that retarded concept.

no a human girl living in a 3rd wold country "hacking" into one of the more technological advance items in the universe is a retarded concept

It isn't. You can't hack a Green Lantern, same way you cant hack a fucking ACTUAL LANTERN. It has fuel from the battery on Oa, it makes light when you strike a match, and the match is the willpower of its chosen wielder. Nothing else can spark the flame to light the lantern.

well obviously Teen Lantern hacked her way around that problem
such a well written character

We don't know her origins, how she got the battery, or how she was able to hack it.

God, am I glad that Bendis isn't shitting up Marvel anymore. Granted, it still has its share of horrible writers, but Bendis takes the cake.

the idea that you can "hack" a lantern battery is the damn issue
how are you still not getting this

>while she chokes Parallax creates a baseball bat construct and hit her toward the sun
No need to get excessive about it. Hitting her to the moon with a baseball bat construct would be sufficient.
youtube.com/watch?v=nm5w1l6QjFY&t=23

Then she hacked it with willpower.

then why has no ever GL just "will" their lantern to work when it was out of power

Because it's not retarded at all. The premise is
>kids gets an alien weapon to work for them
Which is undeniably a fun premise.

For all you know there is a hal jordan storywhere did exactly that.

She probably using enegry to make it easy for her to make constructs.

I guess it counts as hacking into it.

Do you know what a retcon is?
If so do you think retconning is a good thing?

it doesn't matter how she does it, it's a bad idea for a character

Darkseid invades. But it's cool, this kid from mathclass just hacked the anti-life equation and now Darkseid is his little bitch.
>b-bu-
Yes hacked the anti-life equation.
>but, but how? It-
Yes it's equation? So what? He hacked it. He is that good. And Darkseid is a threat no more. Love him.

Now, you just giving up the argument.

>or how she was able to hack it.
How do you not see how this is a fucking glaring issue?
And why hasn't it happened before if it's so possible to do?

No I just know bait when I see it, but i'll indulge you
>She probably using enegry to make it easy for her to make constructs.
then the battery will be drained in no time and she has no way on recharging it

the shit response they give is
>Lex and Brainiac just don't feel like it

Maybe that will be issue she going to face.

>oops, can't be teen lantern anymore.

>then the battery will be drained in no time and she has no way on recharging it
It recharges itself
>NO NO YOU HAVE TO CHARGE AT OA
Kinda like how yellow is supposed to be.a green lantern's weakness then.

The same for all the alien civilizations too then? What a coincidence.

>How do you not see how this is a fucking glaring issue?
Because it's a non-issue.

Batteries don't recharge themselves, that's not how lantern batteries work
>Kinda like how yellow is supposed to be.a green lantern's weakness then.
They got rid of the yellow weakness in the comics
They have not changed the way lantern batteries charge

When absolutely crazy feats are pulled off, it typically begs the question of how. This needs clarification to be made plausible. As it stands it is shockingly ridiculous.

Or they don't know how to catch one, if one green lantern goes missing, they will be swarming like flies.

>They have not changed the way lantern batteries charge
Yeah they have. Name me the last time you had to charge your batter at OA.

so a girl from a 3rd world country has easier access to a lantern battery than Brainiac

Why would anyone want a weapon that is weak to yellow?

Again, we don't know how she got it.

Just because they don't show it doesn't mean it still isn't a thing. We don't see Batman filling the air of the Batmobile's tires but we know his tires are full of air.

Getting the battery is just one issue.
An 11 year old girl knowing how this tech operates is the bigger issue

>An 11 year old girl knowing how this tech operates is the bigger issue
Superhero comics

there is a limit to suspension of disbelief
mostly when it contradicts previously established continuity

from a GL wiki
remember it's a wiki to take this with a grain of salt

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>not many
so people have done this before? there's clearly a precedent you're citing, and its not a fucking deviantart lvl stupid idea...please go on.

But it doesn't really contradict anything

holy shit you're a broken record
i'm done responding to this bait

what a dumb argument and bendis is a dumb cunt
>so you HAVE NO authroity ova me massa
right. That's why he's not taking YOU anywhere, and saying hell take the RING...which he DOES have authority over...twat
IM illegal contraband
ok so he DOES have authority over you? make up your fucking mind bendis, these two thoughts dont belong in the same sentence

Okay let goes back in history.

>its contradict my lore
>no it doesn't
>lex and brainiac or any my favorite villians haven't done it. So, it's contradict my lore.

Which Lantern will job to make her look good
I'm putting my money on Guy or Hal since their white men

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Why are you still reading Bendis's trash.

Closest is mincing it or straight up copying it.

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Sinestro was a GL for years, hell people consider him the greatest GL
him doings something like this wouldn't really piss anyone off because it makes sense

It's a huge contradictory pile of shit idea to have anyone from Earth who isn't a Cyborg-Superman+ tier technopath be able to do ANYTHING with Lantern battery, let alone somehow build their own construct focuser to leech off the battery

Are you implying black women arent smart?

Off to reeducation camp with you honey

If an 11 year old girl can hack a green lantern she can consent. This is all just part of the greater Jewish pedophile agenda.

Low quality bait but here is your (you)

i like her, as a one of the five Kyle fans out there it takes the heat off him and on to her

I think Kyle is still more popular than Simon and Guy

>more popular than Simon
Yes
>more popular than Guy
lol no

In terms of actual popularity I'm pretty sure it's basically

>Hal and John
>Guy, Alan and Kyle
>Simon and Jessica

John is only popular because he was the GL in the DCAU
He isn't that great in the comics

Again, you got power with her because you don't know her.

So you just chose to not read a single post in this thread huh

All the posts is just hating her based on a concept.

How is that a joke if it's not even amusing?