Its ready bois

Captain Marvel & Spider-Woman Annual #1: They're Finally Getting Married!

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That not what he meant its 100% Carol tho

Those are the same guys that write constant cuck stories in Fantastic Four because it's the only way they get any sort of sexual satisfaction.

Of course they would be fat, short and sweaty.

Was the Masked Raider really one of the 5 original Marvel characters?

The gift at the end is a 16 minutes long video of them jacking of to Namor cuck porn

>A gift
Give me my mutants you fucking cucks

I want them to announce he's off Guardians of the Galaxy and Cosmic, I don't care if he gets shoved into Thor as I don't read it.

And after they say I do Jess turns into Mystique

WHAT DIPSHIT SAID SPIDER-VERSE WAS THE FIRST CROSSOVER FUCK

>First marvel team up comic? anyone?
>SPIDERVERSE

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You already had an X-Men movie THIS YEAR

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>secret wars
>Spider-verse
God ducking damn it, this audience are idiots

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Thats why the movie is Fantastic Four my dear boy

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based on this presentation, i get the impression that they are incompetent. these are the people in charge of the stories that i sometimes read.

isn't D23 limited admission to investors/media and their families?

Im pretty sure Spider-Verse came out in like 2011, fuck that casual who said that

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Probably only know the movie, not actual comics comic.

Possibly, some Yea Forumsmrades are in D23. They could be investors but I doubt that anyone in Yea Forums is that good

Oh wow, they are actually showing the first Captain America comic with Hitler getting hit while still wearing his swatstika. Uncensored.

Did anyone faint yet?

Even then, the Spider-Verse movie wasn't the first movie crossover

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Orrgo the Unconquerable series when?

>Oh wow, they are actually showing the first Captain America comic with Hitler getting hit while still wearing his swatstika. Uncensored.
Wow. Just, wow.

Such boldness.

>Carol and Mystique start a healthy, happy and fulfilling relationship

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John Romita Sr is a fucking chad

Messing with hitler and smokers will always be acceptable.

Based Ditko, existing as an illustration.

>That potshot at DC

jej

>Two fat aging dudes with glasses yapping and having trouble breathing.
If they wanted to have someone from the old guard talking about this they should have got people with personality and not look like they're deflating.

>Jason Aaron finally leaves Thor books
>Donney Cates comes in and his Thor is basically the same thing but with his new OC or KNULL
The nightmare never ends.

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They just memed the shit out of Silver Age DC comics

Left or right, chubby chasers? I know you're there cause all those Ned threads.

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Your filename concerns me

He's the only one who is still alive too.

Brevoort always tells that story about Joan telling Stan to do his F4 comic.

I unironically never knew he was still alive

What is Lang up to these days?

Who tied up Reed Richards in F4 #1?

Awww yis all rise for the Shogun.

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Is Marvel 1000 coming out for everyone or is it only for the people at D23

I hope they share some more inside baseball stuff bc I'm falling asleep, all fairly standard...

>comics
meh

That's a given, Cates wants to write Thor and he's been vocal about it.

>on the cutting edge of reflecting what's going on in the world
They should stop that

Are they announcing new stuff in this?

Great. As long as he's no longer handling anything I like, I'm game. Just keep an eye for more unnecessary Thor + Venom crossovers! War of the Symbiotes! Absolute Asgard!

So far it's just been a history lesson, if they do it probably be at the end.
Yeah if he gets off from GotG I'll be happy.

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Yeah but they are doing an explanation of Marvel first

It's just funny that it's like a large adult son and his ol' dad

>answer is on the image for the question

It says Coal Tiger on the screen

okay, that was kinda funny

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They know it's an audience full of normies and that they'll be there for an hour if they don't give the answer.

Why they keep pretending that Marvel is grounded and realistic and nearly none of their characters have a job, despite they all living in luxury?

>Cebulski: They just announced Black Panther *voice breaks* Two

During Stan Lee's time, most did. They were scientists, photographer, etc

>and nearly none of their characters have a job, despite they all living in luxury?
Yeah I guess that's why Thor was originally a doctor called Donald Blake, Captain America was a cartoonist, and Spider-Man was a photographer... Because they were not meant to be grounded.
Eff off.

Making comics this mainstream is a mistake.

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Well that's another comic to add to the list of not to read.

Caught that too.

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no anyone who buys a ticket can get in just like comic con

>Captain America was a cartoonist
Steve "John Arbuckles" Rogers

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No no-prizes for the audience. Holy shit none of them follow comics, huh?

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CB gave one out like 3 minutes ago

Oh didn't hear. I was wondering what the fuck was going on, because I couldn't hear any of the audience aside from murmurs.

What is Scarlet Witch's job?

Also, Brevoort is basically handing out no-prizes in the current Fantastic Four series, he's the one doing the answering in the letters page.
Tea leaves reader.

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She's a witch, it's in her name.

they're giving them Marvel Comics #1000 for correct answers too.

Also, I've had more letters published than CB and Breevort. Awesome AF

I like how they talk about Stan reaching to fans and having dialogues and how he took criticism, etc... But modern Marvel has been ran by asshole as far as I can remember (and I started around the Quesada era).
>and people just go on twitter and calls us useless idiots
Reminder Brevoort said that anger sells so he better get used to that.

Anyone else feeling the sexual tension?

>this stream has ended

damn buggy stream

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Who the fuck pays her for being a "witch", my boy? How is that grounded or realistic?

What is Falcon's job? I just read Spencer's run and he didn't work in any issue.

>A run of 66 issues was considered a failure back then.
Dang.

Lucky bastard, I've sent probably two but always to Ewing books around halfway before their cancellation, so they never got picked.
Speaking of cancellations!!

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NOOOOOOO

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>What is Falcon's job?
He used to be a social worker nowadays it doesn't matter, I think only Peter Parker has a job once in a blue moon.

Who here owns a copy of this one?
Graded, obviously... Not shitty $1 bin.

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>How is that grounded or realistic?
Palm readers/psychics were a big thing back then mate.

What are they doing? Praising their own failures?

Ant-Man was the first of many pushed Marvel heroes. Do you guys think Yea Forums would hate Ant-Man if we existed in the 60s

>how to the avengers make money guy

I thought we had lost him

anyway Tony Stark pays the Avengers, including Scarlet Witch, a salary

>Palm readers/psychics were a big thing back then mate.
I have never seen she doing that.

Which story explained that palm reading is Scalert Witch's source of income?

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>X-Men was the most popular franchise for 25 years.
And they killed it.

>Do you guys think Yea Forums would hate Ant-Man if we existed in the 60s
You know they would.
>"the fuck? He can just shrink, this isn't useful at all, give him laser powers or something"

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"My billionaire friend just gives me money" is what makes Marvel heroes so grounded and realistic? Do you see yourself on that?

>you've murdered the only girl I'll ever love

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Oh god let it go man.

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LMAO look at Blade, unrecognizable.

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The cartoon era, which I never saw... Only the Spidey cartoon and some of the Hulk show (in black and white, because that's the TV set I had in my day).

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WHAT THE FUCK

twitter.com/Marvel/status/1165436005870182400

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man of suffering

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>Cebulski: But internationalleeeheeeeeeee
LMAO

>Supaiderman super hentai show
Nice.

Supaida-Man!

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Well it's clearly Hulkling, presumably uniting the Kree and Skrull.

Black Knight?

Blade's costume is always pretty dated. The 98 Blade movie costume is dated as fuck, the trenchcoat and sunglasses really show. Although, 70s Blade looks gay even for the 70s

This looks like a Voyager situation without the retconning. Brevooooort!!

Is that my boy Hulkling?

>A story with Hulkling fullfilling his full potential and not being Wiccan's bitchboy
Yeah right.

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These toys now run for several dollars on eBay now.

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Not He-Man, my original OC

Look at the background, it's the Eternity Mask.

These toys cost too much for how sucky they are

>several dollars
Seriously?

Al Ewing, then?

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Seriously.

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>Hulking will unite Kree and Skrull as the new Captain Marvel

Based!!

have they announced when Marvel Comics 1002 is coming out?

that incoming logo looks like a bad website's watermark

if it's a spinning out of 1000 I hope it's still Ewing

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I forgot to mention... They didn't add Rom/Micronauts to this slideshow.

>implying anybody but Carol will be Captain Marvel in the foreseeable future

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>90s
>1st all new collectors edition!
hahahaha

Just ignore him, he's a retarded company wars troll, he thinks the 'appeal' of every single Marvel character needs to be the exact same appeal as Spider-Man's. He's been doing this for years.

If they cared about that character more than just him being Wiccan's sidekick...

They're still bootyblasted that Hasbro won't let go of them.

Nerds were so naive back then. Well, it's still happening, I shouldn't criticize much.

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Poor Tom DeFalco.

I really want Marvel to get the rights again just so I can get a full reissue of both series.

I've got Spider-Girl #1

>carnage
UGH

We will never reach these numbers again, fuck bros

me in the background screaming "SHOW THE X-MEN ONE"

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I can hear the themesong.

Nice!

JEAAAAAAANNNN!!!

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JEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAN!

Do you know what happens to a frog when it gets struck by lightning?

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X bros going crazy, X gon give it to ya

toad

Comic sales figures are for orders by stores, not actual sales to customers. Spider-Man #1, X-Force #1 and X-Men #1 were all massively over-ordered and any stores that survived probably still have unsold copies.

Based Whedon, writing lines for timelessness

You can see the evolution of the brand through the years by the posters, when they were all late 00's looking (dark and broodier) and became colorful near the end.
Whoops

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Well atleast thats kinda better, now I got some hope

>Good storytelling triumphs over everything
You should try and follow your own advice Brevoort.

it started at GotG

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>hooray synergy

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Man, seeing no reactions for Infinity Gauntlet was so weird

>my gay prince finally has badass space adventures without whack Wiccan weighing him down
best timeline

>Also Peter Parkerrrr.....I'm sorry Miles Morales.

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Is Aero yuri?

This slideshow was put together by Cebulski.
That was so funny.

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Ewing likes Hulkling so yeah he would be the only one who would do something like this with Hulkling.

What the fuck are you expecting? I really ask you!

Is it confirmed to be Hulkling? It's the Eternity Mask either way, so I am sure he's the one writing it anyway.

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>ramos on #1000
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What if they force Aaron to give us the Sensational She-Hulk and movie synergy turns out to be good for at least one thing?

Can I get a quick rundown on Marvel Comics 1000?

Would he comply? Because Avengers #20 was a big fuck you to the possibility.

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meaningless bs

The gift is coming up, guys. Get ready Fantastic Four bros

>please don't spoil it

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People are going to be selling their copy of this on ebay and spoiling the shit out of this comic.

They're giving away the Ramos variant of #1000 user.

80 pages, each with a creative team, and plotted and written for the most part by Al Ewing. It's also partially a puzzle, so if you read You Are Deadpool, you might get an idea of how it's gonna be.

The gift is they get the special cover

No way thats it, man. It can't be that. Its gotta be the FF

I don't know. Does that even make any sense?

WHOPPER

That was it. Also "Incoming" will be 96 pages long.

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Weird that they didn't mention Hickman/X-Men

FANTASTIC FOUR! THEY FUCKING SAID IT

Why would you expect a movie announcement at a publishing panel?

So what do we do now?

What an amazing waste of time. I'd be mad if I was there at the panel. The only bit of history I didn't already know was Coal Tiger.

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Now we wait for Marvel Comics #1000 leaks. TO TWITTER!

damnit i skipped shit for this fuck this fuck fuck

last chance for predictions whos gonna end up gay in marvel comics 1000

aunt may

See pic

You, the reader.

Dick Rider, just in time for his pre movie push as the MCUs first homo title character.

Franklin Richards.

Nah they wouldn't do that, the jokes write themselves

>No Black widow teaser until November-December
>Updates for the spidey situation will take a while
Patience.

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Jessica Drew gives Carol Danvers mouth-to-mouth on the 1981 page

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twitter would lose their mind if the first gay mcu hero was named dick rider

The early comics were not that good and even Stan complained that they were not as good as they could be ,so maybe. I will always stick with ants but it would be a hard thing to do in its early days.

Lesbians are easier to swallow, that's why they are going ahead with CM/Valkirie. My dad works for uncle kevin.

I shouldn't have watched, I raised my hopes for nothing. The gift was giving people in the audience a Ramos drawn picture of Mickey Mouse. It also wasn't even new art, I could print that myself, Im fucking tired of this shit man

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>Hulkling leads the Utopian Kree and the new Skrull Empire against the Imperium
>Carol takes over the Imperium and crushes them
Fund it

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Carol, is the only thing they can do to make her a bit interesting after several failures.

They can't really make her gay though, just bi. She's dating Rhodey and clearly have been having sex, so it just wouldn't fit thematically.

>A bad summary of Marvel history that was shallow as FUCK.
>Marvel 1000 I guess and you audience get a Mickey Mouse cover.
>New event poster to tease.

That was it. Good night.

Why do we still fucking trust Marvel

>Implying Dark Carol is a threat to anyone!

Come on user!

They are introducing a love interest for Valkyrie in the next Thor movie.

It won't be Captain Marvel as they are petrified about making the first lead female a gay.

what did you expect

Valkyrie/Whor?
It would be hilarious if the first thing they make Portman do coming back is suck face with whoever the fuck her name is.

You know. Something with at least a veneer of substance. This was hours of waffle.

Because we're retards who should know better

It really was a waste of time

Valkyrie has a relationship with Enchantress who betrays them and is a villain in the film.

Rich is too much of a babe magnet, that's just going to lead to him getting raped by women.

Just like Iceman, right?

That would be lame... anyway, Amora will be black, latina or asian?

Which will be hilarious if they do it in the MCU, because Cheadle looks so uncomfortable around her.

More like
>Carol gets drunk, Hulkling farts on her, she dies.

They hinted at it in Endgame with that hologram thing.

That was just pretend. They don't have issues with each other in real life... It just wouldn't work because Cheadle is way older than her and it doesn't look right.

Someone post the pic, you know which one

I don't know the one, but have this

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Basically the film follows a romance theme (almost like the first romantic comedy of the MCU) with old Thor/new Thor. Valkyrie falls in love too and gets betrayed.

It won't be a black woman as they want it to be a mixed race relationship. White or Latina most likely.

Cheadle's defended her. But I heard the one who actually has issues with Brie is the actress playing Goose.

Other way around, whenever they're together Goose tries to kill her with her dander.

>Dick Rider
What were they thinking?

Knowing Marv Wolfman, he wasn't thinking or he knew what he was doing.

>People being surprised by Dick Rider when Marvel has been joking about it for years and they never gave a shit.
Also with all the penis jokes in the MCU he will fit right in.

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Iceman was getting raped before he came out.

Brie is allergic to cats so she has a problem with Goose.

Where is this from? I don't remember reading it.

Live action holly will forever look like rank guttertrash.
Foul, odorous, rank, guttertrash.

Any luck finding spoilers?

It looks good to me. What are your grievances user?
Oh I haven't even started, there were brownouts here so I forgot... Let me go see.

Soul
Fucking soulless garbage that has no balls to turn Alex. It literally had ONE FUCKING JOB

>that has no balls to turn Alex
But they did... Did you not watch the second season?

No I didn't. But I know he's still with them at the end of the season so fuck off.

He turned on all of them, user. You should really watch it.

Oh I know I won't. I'd rather read Avengers Arena than watch one more second of that garbage again.

I'd rather he write Thor than shove Thor and Thor lore into every other property. Did we really need Dr. Strange, Venom, Inhumans and Guardians to all be Thor family comics?

There aren't enough chubby asians, so Yoshida.

Remember ruined Pym (who had gone back to being Giant Man) by turning him into a cyborg and Brevoort and Alonso being too big of a pussy to undo the fucking mistake that was Pymtron because Remember had spent YEARS trying to turn Hank into a cyborg and both wouldn't let anyone overturn it because they want Remember to come back one day.

Underrated
>I'd rather he write Thor than shove Thor and Thor lore into every other property.
This. He's itching to write it so hard he looks for excuses to do it anywhere he goes. You also forgot he made CGR die and go to fucking Valhalla to meet Odin in the solo mini.

Oh cool, Ewing getting to write a Hulkling book.

None. Her, Quicksilver, and Hawkeye were the first generation of Avengers who got paid a salary via Tony as part of his funding of the Avengers for those who gave up normal life to be a hero.

Also, multiple writers wrote Wanda as being the typical Jewish miser who never spent a dime of the money she was paid; hence why she and Vision had such a nice house and could afford to hire/fire multiple nannies when they were living in suburbia.

>what's the point of gay Giant Man now?
Hey, I like Raz Malhotra, but he's barely given any spotlight.

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Yes, because no one really cared about Pym or Wasp until Roy Thomas took over the Avengers, which took custody of the two when they got kicked out of Tales to Astonish in favor of Namor getting their slot.

>those eyes

FUCK

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So she never lived with Agatha Harkness in that lavish but poorly lit mansion in Manhattan?

Wanda's salary comes from being an Avenger/on Tony Stark welfare for heroes and her living comfortably off of it due to her being Jewish and tight with a dollar (one issue even stated Wanda only drove old barely drivable cars and refused to pay money to replace the radio when it stopped working).

It does look cosmic-awareness-y, but that's just the Eternity Mask.

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Not really seeing it, as who ever it is is clearly wearing a mask, which I don't think Genis ever did.

Not really. Secret Wars toys go for big bucks. Especially Kang and the second wave (Hobgoblin, Black Suit Spidey, Falcon, Baron Zemo, and Daredevil) and the super rare as fuck third wave (Electro, Constrictor, and Iceman).

Rats I thought it was my boys time

You know, I can actually see them getting rid of Carol for a bit and making Monica Captain Marvel again if only to irrevocably shit on her and kill her off to cement Brevoort's long standing hate boner for her and to get rid of her once and for all. Especially since, Brevoort would gladly justify destroying a major black heroine by claiming she's too popular with "the wrong people" (IE Comicsgate, since Richard Meyers has repeatedly stanned for Monica in his videos).

That isn't an excuse to make Lang use his giant powers more... that's MCU fault.

This is the dumbest take. Yeah, alt-right imbeciles latched onto Monica for the wrong reasons, but it's not like people who ACTUALLY read comics care about that stuff. In fact they've been often portrayed side to side in series (Ultimates, Captain Marvel, even Avengers) and there haven't been any clashes. The dispute about the mantle ended decades ago when she relinquished it to Genis-Vell anyway, not that these faggots would know anyway.

I can think of two specific instances where Lang has gone giant precisely for plot reasons. One was his own miniseries w/ Nadia, and Duggan's GOTG. And there's also that Giant Man miniseries where they spend a great deal of the time sized up.

It's true, retarded even mj knows that.

there is disappointment and there was this expo

under-fucking-rated

fuck you all, fuck everything that you stand for, kill yourselves, without exceptions

she's a whore, like all women

That's Hulkling wielding the Excelsior

It wouldn't be shit-tier SJW marvel without a muslim fag giant-man, right?

So it's not possible to rewatch the broadcast?