Is this it for The Simpsons?
Is this it for The Simpsons?
>Lisa isn't barefoot
Literally ONE (1) job
quick rundown on ben garrison?
Explain
How long until the sneed edit?
A foot massage isn't enough to kill a huge franchise like The Simpsons
Matt Groening got a foot massage from a 16yo girl on an Epstein flight
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Is a foot massage from a 16-year old girl really enough to meet the qualifications of being MeToo'd?
I mean, we went from Louie CK "It's sexual harassment when they consented and I never touched them" to "It's sexual harassment because I touched his feet".
Some conspiritard political cartoonist that Yea Forums worships for some reason
Never, sneedposters dont make content
This is getting too meta now.
Sneed
This news taints The Simpsons more than even the worst zombie episodes.
Groening got a foot massage by a 16 yo girl in a skimpy outfit, in which his feet smelled horrible
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>Is a foot massage from a 16-year old girl really enough to meet the qualifications of being MeToo'd?
Bro, she wore a somewhat lewd outfit, this isn't some Me Too shit, this is a pedo situation
>Is a foot massage from a 16-year old girl really enough to meet the qualifications of being MeToo'd?
Massage is code name for hiring a hooker. It’s hiring a hooker 101.
But Lisa isn't 16.
>Massage is code name for hiring a hooker
Why would she go into great detail about Matt's feet if it was actually sex?
He allowed a minor in skimpy clothes to give him a foot massage, that's the bigger issue.
>16 year old is pedo
>"Somewhat lewd outfit"
Are you one of those people who thinks checking out a girl is eye rape?
Where's this info coming from?
Yeah americucks are retarded thinking 16 is illegal or "pedo".
(formerly Epstein)
Shit tier character choice mate.
Foot fetish, dummy.
law of the land retard
>unironically becoming a simpsons fetish artist
How much lower can you go, Ben?
>Groening is on a flight with Epstein
>There's a 9 year old foreigner (possibly from Southeastern Asia) and 16 year old in skimpy clothes
>The 16 year old gives Groening a foot massage, which his feet were nasty, while the 9 year old watched
>Fucking somehow Groening didn't think this was wrong
Yeah, could we arrest Groening?
wow, a ben garrison comic that's actually based
>Implying anyone would be attracted to Matt's disgusting feet
*vomits*
In most of the united states, the age of consent is less than 18.
Are you people forgetting that there was another child on board, which was like 8 or 9 in a skimpy outfit.
This is some Pedo shit and groening needs to be locked up
Usually, the sexual part involves something other than a massage with your hands. Otherwise, every spa in America is basically a brothel.
Post the source for this allegation and how skimpy we're talking about.
Why the fuck would you allow minors to rub your feet, what services in America would allow this?
No it isn't. 16 and even 14 are legal in several states, mostly red states.
he got the massage on the way to epstein's pedo island on his private jet called the Lolita Express.
16 isn't a minor in half the country.
so even groening was hooked in epsteins feed and seed
>This is some Pedo shit and groening needs to be locked up
What law did he break?
Doesn't Matt have a bunch of adopted foreign children, I feel like i saw that somewhere.
Probably a spa or nail salon.
16 is the minority of states, as is 17, but combined they outweigh the number of states that are 18.
I don't think any states are 14 anymore. The ones that were changed 5 or 10 years ago.
Fucking BASED
ok retard
>Is a foot massage from a 16-year old girl really enough to meet the qualifications of being MeToo'd?
Matt banned the Micheal Jackson episode because of a discredited HBO documentary to virtue single to #MEtoo. It’s like karma and gHost of MJ laughing as we speak.
i'm sorry but if you get a foot massage from a 16 year old wearing revealing clothing, chances are you're a pedo
12 it's legal in my apartment
this
the only reason people care is that Matt supported the neverland bullshit
>its legal exactly nowhere to do this with a nine year old watching
Shut up, dumbdumb, that's only relevant when you're calling out liberals. Anyways, it's a fucking foot massage not fingering, who cares lol
Let's be serious for a minute, If you people had a 16 year old daughter, you're telling me you would allow her to be on another man's flight to rub men's feet?
>people care is that Matt supported the neverland bullshit
Isn’t Matt a male feminist? Male feminists being creeps or rapist very common.
I don't think you know what a pedo is. Do you call everyone children until they hit the age of 18 then they magically turn into an adult? There is a very definitive age group between what constitutes you as a pedo.
As long as she got paid.
If Epstein paid me 5 million dollars in hush money, yeah, I'll look the other way
Is it sexual abuse for a child to watch a teenager massage someone's feet?
That's not rhetorical, by the way I would genuinely like an answer.
if you want to fuck underage girls, you're a pedo
stupid hebephilia user
Sure. It's not like I'm gonna fuck her. She's allowed to do whatever she wants.
>to watch a teenager massage an old mans feet
>foot fetishism exists
hmm yeah i think thats noncepilled
>I don't think any states are 14 anymore. The ones that were changed 5 or 10 years ago.
I haven't looked into it in about 10 years so that may be true. I seem to recall hearing something about Chris Christie opposing raising the age of consent for religious reasons, but that's it
>you would allow her to be on another man's flight to rub men's feet?
Is she just on the flight? supervised or unsupervised? Is she the one doing the massaging?
>bog standard political cartoonist, like you'd see in the newspaper
>/pol/ found his style fun and easy to photoshop into more racist and antisemitic versions
>these got spread around and no newspaper would print his comics
>Garrison thought someone was trying to ruin his life
>someone pointed him in the direction of /pol/
>he learned that it was just /pol/ showing their love and affection for him
>now he's Zyklon Ben
/pol/ mindbroke the dude, more or less.
Good thing 16 isn't underage is a lot of places.
>not understanding how a 65 year old getting massaged by a 16 year old is pedo
>THAT'S PEDO!
>*Two years later*
>Ha-ha, that's fine.
You don't know what pedo is, lol.
Groening got on Epstein's plane, and got a foot massage from a teenage girl.
She says that his feet were absolutely nasty, cracked toenails and stuff, but that's it, he was a lot nicer than a lot of the people she's seen.
So, nothing until further evidence.
That's legal exactly everywhere, user.
didn’t we meme him into antisemitism? or am i thinking of someone else?
it is in the public's eye
if a 30 year old fucks a 16 year old even if it's not illegal because they live in a shithole, they'll still be seen as a social pariah to the modern world
an 18 year old massaging a 65 year old would still be creepy as fuck
>those two years are not actually real life
Okay, pedo.
For some reason I always thought it was spelled nonse.
But I can see where a court might call it sexual misconduct with a minor.
In the public's eyes, a drawing of a nude Mandy from Billy & Mandy is enough to convict you as a pedo and get you thrown into jail. That's why we go by actual law's and not just how the public is feeling that day.
honestly just dont fuck people under half your age. If you're 18, you can bang a 10 year old. If you're 20, middle schoolers, 25? 17 year olds.
>Honestly wants to bump the age of consent to even higher
You wanna just wait until a human no longer has hormones before it's okay for them to make physical contact with another person?
That was James L. Brooks, not Matt
>strawman argument dodging the issue
Fuck off back to your private airplanes, pedo.
The issue being you're a prude and think touching someone's foot is rape?
society carries out it's own justice
guess that means dan schneiders fine pedo