First picture of Emma Stone as Cruella de Vil

I don't care for her makeup, everything else looks fine.

I bet a dalmatian ate her portfolio, preventing her from getting into fashion school or something stupid like that.

>Cruella
Lesbian all along

/fa/ lesbians are the absolute worst

>literally a dog ate my homework
kek

put your cock back in before you post

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this outfit isn't nearly stupid enough. pass.

Only the dogs are good

She looks hot as fuck but this movie will be bad

Fine. You want to talk straight. We already had an evil bitch boss was sympathetic

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Cruella is literally the last villain I’d have ever expected them to try and make sympathetic, like her name alone is cruel devil and wants to make a coat out of puppies, she’s literally one of the evilest Disney villains.

Do we really need another?

At this point, I'd rather risk 103 Dalmatians over a reboot of a remake.

>white woman
>all those dogs
You just know...

you and i fucking wish it's going to be that good

she hunts foxes with them?

We could only be so lucky.

And by "we" I mean me.

yeah but she didn't literally want to slaughter almost a hundred puppies just to make a coat

I still don't get how they expect to make us feel sympathetic for her, her whole thing was about skinning some dogs for a jacket

It wasn't about the jacket, you see cruela wad the product of an abusive relationship with her emotionally distant mother and the jacket was just a substitute for the maternal love she was denied as a child.
SHE DID NOTHING WRONG

She did her gay henchman fucking dirty, though.

She Slaughter a faggot corporate dream

Was Mila Kunis not available?

This movie is gonna cause a whole generation of kids to rush out and buy Dalmatians, only to learn that they’re very temperamental and difficult to have as pets, then they’ll all be given up in pounds and put down....sigh.

Just like the previous movies did

Too young and too pretty.

My penis will not be able to handle this movie. If they add Emma Roberts as like the queen from Snow White I’ll rip my dick off from jacking.

I don't get how you don't find the quest for ultimate swag sympathetic to begin with? The crime wasn't skinning some dogs, it was stealing them and it would have been worth it.

I'm dying to see how they'll have sympathy for a woman who's sole purpose is to SKIN FUCKING PUPPIES FOR A DRESS

Were in the age of spirit cooking look what they did with maleficent

I'm the same age as Emma Stone, so she's not really what I picture when I think of a evil, ageing fashionista who wears actual fur. Wait, was Cruella de Vil supposed to be 30 years old in the old movie?

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>I'm dying to see how they'll have sympathy for a woman
That's all you need user.

>only to learn that they’re very temperamental and difficult to have as pets
That sounds like bullshit. Aren't they used by firefighters to help rescue disaster victims?

Isn't she the aunt of the (very much adult) human protagonists?

Well that's an alternative interpretation of the character entirely, the original is still much more well known and used as the "mistress of all evil".

didnt they already do this?

This version of Cruella will be a dog-lover who expresses her love for dogs in a taboo way. She gets arrested and her dogs get euthanized and when she gets out of prison she is court ordered not to come close to any living dog. She is driven mad with grief and decides she needs a big beautiful coat made of dog fur which will never leave her or be taken away from her, to remind her of her lost lovers and the comfort she got from laying with them.

With talented actors like Hugh Laurie.

Reminds me of the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland... The Tim Burton version.

That honestly sounds too well thought out, if they make her tragic it will be way stupider than that.

friends from school in the novel, relationship undefined in the animated movie, Anita's boss in the live-action movie

>she's a dogfucker lmao
>well thought out

it's a prequel isn't it?

Would you believe men who dedicate the better part of their lives to saving other peoples lives have the discipline and dedication to properly raise an animal?

>Ha! Quite right they call her Cruella, seein' as she was locked up for cruelty to animals!
>N..no! My dogs loved me, I was never cruel to them!
>Tell us another one! Dogs can't consent, you cruel devil. Now they've all been put down by the state because of you!
>It can't be.. They're gone? Because of me?
>It's your fault for turning to a common beast to keep you warm at night instead of a proper gentleman like me.
>No, no, let go of me you lout!
>Ah, go ahead! As if any man wants Fido's sloppy seconds anyway! Away with you, you filthy trollop!

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it's the film white girls have been waiting for.

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Let me drop a bit of a redpill, dalmations are a holdover from the horse and buggy days when dogs were needed to keep people out fo the way of the speeding fire engine. Dalmations are fast and often deaf so the noise doesn't bother them.

The only reason some stations still have fire dogs at all is because american fire departments are more steeped in tradtion than Hasidic Jews.

They drink a lot.

Even aside from the inherent pointlessnes of these remakes, they already did a live action Dalmations, and imo they nailed it then. This is even more useless than the Dumbo remake.

Well yeah, you can make any premise well thought out.

They did a remake and a sequel.
Not bad for something based on a pretty obscure book

>Dalmations are fast and often deaf
>Dalmations are often deaf
What? For real?
>*One google search later*
>Deafness, linked to a gene involved in their patchy piebald colouration, is common in Dalmatians.
>Between 18% and 30% of Dalmatians are deaf with 3% - 8% being deaf in both ears (Strain et al 1992; Holliday et al 1992; Wood & Lakhani 1997;Muhle et al 2002).
Holy shit. I had no fucking idea.

I don't remember JonTron being in 101 Dalmatians

>Dalmatians will never hear you calling them good boys/girls

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Yeah, and the reason big cities have professional Fire Departments instead of volunteers is that the Volunteer departments would compete for fires, going so far as to hire kids to hide fireplugs (primitive hydrants) and getting into fist fights.
The city paid by the fire you see.

This is a different thing, part of Disney's feminist "every female villain dindu nuffin" rebranding effort.

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>LE FAT PERSON LOOK LIKE JONTRON XDDDD

It's ok Jonward, don't feel bad.