>Meanwhile, ...... wait where the fuck are we again?
I mean we keep changing from the Hall of Justice, the X Mansion, the House of Mouse, The Watchtower of the Justice League, Fucking Iowa. Can't we just settle at one place for one fucking seco-
>Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom.
Guess who’s representing in Yea Forums‘s cartoon of the decade?
That's nice Meatwad.
Now can we talk about actually doing something evil?
Very well. I vote we eliminate all the mechas in the world.
Yes finally a pla- Wait! No! Anything but that!
HELLO YOU VILLAIN SHITTERS IM BACK WITH MY TEAM BUB HAHAHAHHAHAHA YOURE ALL FUCKED
You know, we should really stay here. I kinda like it.
IM KEEPING MY GUNDAM BUB
How about not killing the main villain of the show and acting like the redeemable villain for the time only to be the lesser incompetent villain
Hey guys, going for a beer run. What should I pick up?
how about getting rid of all the land dwwellers wwith a doomsday devvice
Uhh...why don't we just step on em, Erichan?
Tequila.
What team? What Gundam?
Fuck you! My plan was fucking amazing. It was just the producers rushing into everything way too fast.
At least plans don't revolve around killing a child.
Yes. This plan sounds better. We are not getting rid of the Mechs.
Is that a blue waffle?
My new team "Logan and his Chad followers" bub
This is a gundam gay twink
Yes and while you remain unsuccessful and lost your maiden to a insolent farmer
I killed my nemesis and have an extraordinary beautiful Italian wife and son. You have my sincerest pity
Can we meet these supposed members of your team?
>Internally seething
Awww, shut up Fancypants. You killed a ten year old. Krueger does that daily.
as long as these giant robots do not harm the seas
the machines are yours to take
to anyone else
i am not bias to help another prince of similar vviolet color
Oh really Cain, do you also have an education or a PHD, there’s a reason why your brother is ahead of you.
PHDs are for girlpants! Girlpants!
Very mature...
G-guys, I tripped and broke a tooth.
Do you think our dental plan is going to cover this?
It hurts so much.
Wh- Meatwad? What are you doing here? I thought I told you not to hang out with strangers, come on we’re going home
Hello fellow villains
Fish guy! How are gills working out for you?
Ha no we have great eye care but no dental
Speaking of competitions, when the fuck are we getting Mr and Miss Yea Forums?
fine and wwell if you must knoww
though dont expect me swwim in this swwampy gunk
This my crew.
Hi mr french fry! We not strangers we’re friends!
Who are you the real girly man can’t say the f word!
Oh man, I knew I should have joind A.I.M.
A lot of you guys are "Doctors" and "Professors", did anyone study Dentistry?
M-mabye you could get a fellow V-villain, who i sdown on his luck, a good deal on a dental implant?
Fuck I thought that would work.
Your crew? I don’t know Meatwad, these idiots look like a bad influence and I don’t want them rubbing off on-
Aw aren’t you just a cute little thing!
Look Boy, these be my homies. I was born a Legion of Doom member and I’ll die a Legion of Doom member. Even with Lex’s weird obsession with Doom lately.
There's a spy around here.
Don’t make me put the costume on and embarrass you in front of everybody
You messing with my homie, fool!?
Ladies and Gents, How do we kill Batwoman?
Hi! I’m Unikitty! I spread friendship and niceness!
OK I'm curious.
What costume?
Just tell me when and I’ll shoot the bitch myself.
Mmm mpphh!
WHAT A HORRIBLE DREAM! AND UNREALISTIC, BECAUSE NONE CHALLENGE SERPENTOR!
>Iowa
Wait, when was that?
What the actual fuck.....
Remember.... Azula took it over.
No, I don’t remember that. Can I get a flashback?
I got my own, Frylock, that don’t bug me no more
I couldn't give you a flashback anonymous henchman. I wasn't even there.
of course
it just had to be today i havve to see food being into this sort of depravvity
Forgot my image.
Well is anybody who was there here now? Or is there any file footage?
I say set her on fire
Ummm ok?
Snake man!
So are you a fish thing like ?
All cops are bastards.
No.... I am an Altean Prince thank you very much.
Wait you were there when Iowa got conquered right?
LEGO MAN!
WHY IS YOUR SKIN PURPLE? ARE YOU FROM COBRA-LA?
No..... that is unfortunately my Galran half.
Ah yes, Hordak’s purple cousins
Yep we took over Iowa made a skull mountain there and started exporting goods to pay for the base being destroyed every two seconds... are next plan was to take Massachusetts before all the Japanese villains attacked. Anything specific you wanted to know?
I want a flashback!
This nameless henchman was wondering why we added Iowa as one of our locations.
This better not be a damn insult.
Iowa was taken because no one cares about it and heros would come poking around.
Well. At least we got the old one back.
No, if you want a place nobody cares about, try Wyoming or Montana.
Try the archives.
Alright... What? How does this even embarrass Meatwad?
>archives
I will, thank you.
When exactly was this?
Not a clue. I really don't remember the times for these. Just look up OP threads of, "Legion of Doom" and work your way back from there.
Knowing Serpentor, it most likely is.
Speaking to me is a compliment!
You guys are not selling drugs, are you?
No, I don't believe so.
Not really.
Good.
I HATE drugs
Only steroids.
The only drug we have is friendship!
I do believe Iron Man has made like, 3 incredibly addicting drugs in the past 12 years...
You shouldn't be taking them, big guy
Please tell me more...
This is ludicrous! I will not allow this "friendship" to corrupt the veins of Italy
First there was Extremis, though he more so used that.
He also made an App that makes people beautiful for a few hours, and charged people ludicrous prices to keep the App running.
And recently, the eSCAPE, a virtual reality that led to The Controller using it to have people commit crimes while thinking that it was all a game.
>Meanwhile far away across the galaxy
It has come to my attention that the legion of doom is a lost cause. Tried to lead it but it has failed, and look at this, these nobody's showing up bringing away its other members, but no more. Gentlemen we are heading off to the Himalayas with the remaining true members where everyone else is plotting, THUS SPEAKS PRIME. I've planted this machine since June before the house of mouse meeting inside the base in case the swamp base is nothing more than a obsolete place, activate it.
The hell are the Himalayas at?
Fuck off Randy.
Machine pops out from floor with speakers, and now I will clean out the useless legion members
>proceeds to fire bullets at lesser members.
(HOW THE HELL COULD THEY HEAR ME FROM ACROSS THE FUCKING GALAXY?!?)
Pant?
PANTS!!
Hey guys minion here..... Some hero has some questions for us.... I think it's Superman.
What’s he want?
If he asks, I'm not here.
YES IT IS, OCTAVIOUS! DON’T YOU HAVE 16 YEAR OLD BODIES TO HIJACK?!
SHOW US YOUR GLORIOUS LEGS!
Fuck Superman!
You mean the guy that thinks hope starts with an s?
let him in. I'll have him as a member of the senate voting to give me extraordinary faculties in less than two coffees
We have guests coming boys.
If you're gonna be here and not causin trouble, i have no problem with us being friends
I am Julius Reinhold and I am here to pump you up.
Alright.....
Here he is.
you said you weren't gonna tell
Friends? I love making new friends!
Who's this hero doing at the base? If this keeps up I'm moving to the Himalayas
Where are you? My neck of the woods.
Midwest America.
SPIKY SPACE BLOND JAPANESE MAN!
Isn’t Nanda Parbat there? I’m not going to Nanda Parbat!
Then again, Cobra-La is there.