Cuck Dad Thread

What do you know? Are you a father?

Obviously the wife is the cuck considering she's the one alone on her side of the bed, implying who the random person was sleeping with (figuratively and enforced visually literally). Although the random person is the real cuck, helping raise a kid that isn't his.

Would you consider allowing strangemen into your marital bed?

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you can get people to like you by being a real asshole tho
im not sure how it works but the only way i can get affection is by treating people like shit, maybe im fucked in the head or something

but kids dont like them either

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>you can get people to like you by being a real asshole tho
>im not sure how it works but the only way i can get affection is by treating people like shit, maybe im fucked in the head or something
What's an example of you "treating people like shit"?
Just roasting your friends, or actually making a nuisance of yourself?
It's perfectly normal for people to engage in casual ribbing, and bantz.

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>post edit
lunarbaboon.com/comics/adjust.html

it's not something I would ever be okay with but if other adults are consenting to it and actually want it then good for them

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>im not sure how it works
charisma

There is nothing here that needs defending.

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>What's an example of you "treating people like shit"?
making fun of a girl who got raped and lost her house in a tornado?

>it's not something I would ever be okay with but if other adults are consenting to it and actually want it then good for them
The child doesn't get a choice as to whether or not he is raised in a normal home and doesn't get fucked in the head.

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i bet the wife doesnt exist irl

some do

That seems like an edit

>making fun of a girl who got raped and lost her house in a tornado?
YOU SAY TORNADO

I say

TORN ASSHOLE !!!!!!!
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sure some do
some kids like eating bugs but i would get mad if they started serving them at the school cafeteria

>some kids like eating bugs but i would get mad if they started serving them at the school cafeteria
GET READY FOR THE FUTURE.
youtube.com/watch?v=UXIsvvTwr4g

thats part of the fucking joke you retard

>GET READY FOR THE FUTURE.
yeah, if you are chinese or indian

entertainment and sustenance arent anywhere near the same thing
you cant expect kids to have taste
i guess you can get mad at disney for pumping out garbage but really you should focus on raising your child well

>thats part of the fucking joke you retard

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>yeah, if you are chinese or indian
China and India do not have open borders.
They will be able to handle the future much better than America and Europe.

This comic is so weird. It's in a weird spot where I can't tell if it's meta satire in disguise or playing it straight and it's so bland it manages to be unfunny in either scenario.

allow me to explain
the third party in most, if not all, real-life cucking scenarios is not going to get anywhere near any children the couple might have
this is because of common sense

>you cant expect kids to have taste
kids know what they like, regardless of what the obese elitist manchildren here pretend to think boys like action and fights and weapons and robots and shit while girls like popstarts and gossip and that shit
all this gender neutral shit networks have been making work because they appeal to very young children and manage to not go too far either way but mostly what they will accomplish is to alienate kids older than 9
Thats why anime and manga keeps getting more popular

>This comic is so weird. It's in a weird spot where I can't tell if it's meta satire in disguise or playing it straight and it's so bland it manages to be unfunny in either scenario.
It's a legitimate betamale. He creates comics to cope with life.
I think the wife makes all the money in the family, and only keeps him around because he's compliant, while she gets her real fuckings elsewhere.

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>China and India do not have open borders.
who the fuck would want to migrate to china or india jesus christ?

>who the fuck would want to migrate to china or india jesus christ?
Wigger Muslims are a big population in China.
India is currently raiding people's houses if they can't provide citizenship paperwork quickly and efficiently. Legitimate indians are scared shitless making sure their paperwork is in order.

That one is quite sweet though.

Is this real?

I mean ALL the comics are sweet, and I don't necessarily begrudge his comics for being sweet, but he is a horrible cuck and he's raising his kid to be a cuck.

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In a way these comics read kinda like the last cry for help of his subconscious mind, deeply aware of how fucked up he is.

>In a way these comics read kinda like the last cry for help of his subconscious mind, deeply aware of how fucked up he is.
You have no idea.

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I don't know why but lunarbaboon comics sometimes remind me of Tom King Batman.

>Tom King Batman.
Red pill me on that, goy.

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>THREESOME BAD

>I don't know why but lunarbaboon comics sometimes remind me of Tom King Batman.
Literally what the fuck???

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Does Tom King Batman have lovey dovey romance with Catwoman?

Will you let me fuck your girlfriend, bud?

>everyone lived a happy trauma-free life
Except for the woman stuck in an irreversible coma.

You haven't read "I am suicide" don't you?
Some user explained on another thread how Tom King Batman was this socially inept guy who doesn't believe he deserves happiness and it's only with Selina because she is as dead as he is.

>You haven't read "I am suicide" don't you?
No. Post link, pls?

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cant you fucking read?
it says right there she slept in peace

>that filename
That's Snow White, you moron. Have you even read Romeo and Juliet?

>That's Snow White, you moron. Have you even read Romeo and Juliet?
No. Pls no spoilers. :(

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It also says only a prince's kiss could break the curse. I think most people would take being kissed by a stranger over irreversible coma.

Its a bit creepy how he has everyone smiling in the comic by the last panel. Its like someone saying everything is fine at random times during the day.

Maybe what you consider being an asshole is not really that bad.

id take the coma desu sempai
then again im no princess

Kids only like eating bugs occasionally. They do not want to est the required amount of bugs the FDA recommends. I have tried and they just always stop at one or two!

Jesus the mind who made this comic should not be allowed to have children.

DELETE

He goes where his father tells him!

Why?

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Only if you let me fuck your ass at the same time, friend.

It's really hard to tell the edits from the real deal.

Cucks get the rope. Especially ones that expose their children to it.

Fortunately, some people cant tell the difference between charisma and just being an asshole.

Trust me, I'm also an asshole that somehow still manages to have close friends.

>male abuse is funny
I’m scared to know how the kid turns out when he’s older

Your thread is shit bait

theres no legal requirements for making comics or children
yet you still cant manage to do either while that guy can do both

kek, not even Yea Forumsmblresetera is coming to the defense of this pathetic loser

If you would stay trapped in unconsciousness for the rest of your life, with all your friends and family worrying about you, just to avoid a little lip on lip contact, you have serious mental issues and should probably be getting some psychological help.

Cringe

>abuse
i think the fictional kid will make it without being traumatized, user

The joke isn't "male abuse is funny", it's that the girl was standing up for herself.
>muh open borders strawman
It's great that you're arguing against something that nobody significant wants in the first place. Very productive use of your time.

>filename
That’s Joe Merrick, creator of the Serebii website that’s mainly centered towards Pokémon news and updates.
/vp/ hates him for being a spineless tool who sucks GF’s cock constantly and justifying every horrible mistake the company makes (like obliterating half of the Pokédex)

So you are actually a suicidal wimp?

He sure is ugly. He has to be the ugliest person to ever be named Joseph Merrick.

>i think the fictional kid will make it without being traumatized, user
>fictional.
The author is a real father, all these comics are based on his real life.

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@109556856
>friends and family
>making assumptions
@109556921
being dead=/=being in a coma

>kek, not even Yea Forumsmblresetera is coming to the defense of this pathetic loser
OP here. I don't ever post on Yea Forums. Redpill me on this individual. Is he/she a lolcow/cowette?

yeah and the kid is still fictional
these comics arent an autobiography

I regret the amount of effort I put into this.

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Yet another trash fire

You appear to be speaking cringey nonsense.

nigger.

>Is he/she a lolcow/cowette
you're not on kiwifarms dont use these cringe words. But to answer your question no, I'm pretty sure the comic is a satire

>kek, not even Yea Forumsmblresetera is coming to the defense of this pathetic loser
>Cringe
>INCEL THREAD

Posts getting deleted.

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Disgusting but fucking funny

10/-10

Obvious bait

>Yea Forumsmblresetera
Is she known for defending shitty comics?

Why not just do the entire thread? It's bait anyway.

Fuck this thread, post Korean comics

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>Yea Forums X notes every single poster's first post with their New IP address.
>Your IP address was not new to the thread.
>You posted something before calling OP bait.
>You probably want OP's thread to continue.
AAAWWWWW!!! :3

Hot

These are great, but everyone has seen them all a dozen times.

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Your step dad hated you, huh?

Hot, you say?

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Keep going

OWNED!

spiraling into a garbage fire

I've accidentally masturbated after cutting jalapenos before. It wasn't entirely unpleasant.

Only because of your sweet trips

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I can't tell if these are supposed to be satirical or not anymore.

Aww. Thanks, bud.

EVERYTHING IS STARTING TO BLUR TOGETHERRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

DEEELLLEEEEEETE

Wow, that's an actual comic? I tend to only really see cookie cutter shit like this shared online

Hm. So you made a troll thread.

No

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Are you mad about your own daddy?

Is this real life?

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Whats creepier is co ics where someone would have still been unhappy but that person is written out before the last panel.

The unhapoy will be removed.

I think OP got diddled and punched. That's rough, dude.

Ok now I feel retarded, it was a fake.

Op was probably abused.

The only stat that matters.

These comics are unsettling. I can understand people being hateful and spiteful bigots and whatnot, but there's something creepy about grown men being so thoroughly positive

Did your mom just leave you with your pedo dad OP?

You must have issues.

It's Sleeping Beauty, you cunt.

That doesn’t really prove anything.

OP has daddy issues.

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teehee
the original is actually heartwarming though
i find it sad that people here dont get it

I know it's heartwarming, that's why I made it not.

thats fair

So they're gonna ...... link arms and scowl, blocking traffic? Isn't that under unlwaful assembly? Get the riot cops.

The whole thread was about how most writers tend to write Batman as this jaded, grim, bitter and cranky asshole and then to forget that he is also Bruce Wayne, a charming and inspiring millionaire playboy who can socialize pretty well with others. Later some user started to write about Tom King and how he writes Batman and you can see some similar traits between King and lunababoon.
>tl;dr: King is a really, really sad person

>King 's Batman is a broken, middle aged guy who wants to help people but can't be effective because he's so broken and traumatized.
>Because of his brokenness and trauma he alienates everyone he loves and is unwittingly making Gotham and the Bar family worse.
You can replace Batman with lunababoon and it fits him like a glove.

Nothing is more cringe than the imaginary feminist sisterhood.

Remember how the woman's march disbanded because a giant portion of the leadership turned out to be vicious anti-semites?

In a shitty way.

better than nothing
what have you created

Nigger that shit ain't funny. I like my pho super duper spicy. Left and went home once and forgot to wash my hands. Took a piss burned like Satan was sucking my cock.

Hitting someone you disagree with isn't "standing up for yourself"

youre not wrong but theyre literally children

He should take a first-aid course immediately. Consent is automatically given if a person cannot respond.

Being a child doesn't absolve one of wrongdoing. A good parent would let their child know that behavior isn't acceptable. A bad parent would give the kid a thumbs-up and act like the kid was justified. The comic depicts the latter.

you might have a point if the girl in the comic was the womans child
she isnt

Not a shitty webcomic that's for sure.

>Mother approves of some random girl to hit her son while he isn't allowed to hit back

Like I could see it being siblings though it would still be dumb but when its someone else's kid and its not some sort of childishly crush? What's the joke?

>tfw remember playing Goldeneye 007 with my dad as a kid

Good shit right there.

Guess OP was right. There are people who will defend it.

this is the first one i've seen where the wife doesn't despise him.

they're probably not his anyway.

Okay, this is the worst comic he's ever made.

>cucks
>common sense

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Sorry your childhood probably sucked.

>can normally fap to shadstuff
>he does spider-verse
never so fast have I lost a boner...

There is no joke. It's anti-humor meant to shock and outrage.

so should I read Tom King Batman then? I don't normally read Batman.

No. It's not bad just because it's not Batman. It's bad because it's bad.

Also because King has daddy issues he can't write a man without them being pathetic which gets grating after the third or fourth time.

I wonder how this kid is gonna turn out. I can't imagine how fucking unbearable it would be to live under this dude and his wife, if their comics are anything to go off of. This type of shit breeds school shooters.

A daddy issues thread

Sure, that's why the one in the wrong is the teacher encouraging the girl for using violence.

It's hilarious because kids don't like Star Wars anymore

I've read a few of the comics. From what I can tell his kid is a complete dumbass and a wimp. He's probably going to hang himself

pretty sure the woman is the boys mom
you have a good point though

His comics read like a cry for help, but his coping and attempts to get accepted by parroting certain opinions breed no desire to help him.

its sweet that all these anons feel sorry for him
but im sure hes perfectly happy and content